>>448486
Also, if this thread doesn't end in an epic cunt-off, I'll be slightly disappointed.

Love you too m8. Take care of yourself xx

I got you a present, it's a copy of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
https://www.gog.com/game/i_have_no_mouth_and_i_must_scream#I-Have-No-Mouth-and-I-Must-Scream

>I forgot to buy you a present
Best get to the fucking shops, lad

Presents are just a ploy by Big Wrapping Paper anyway, don't give in to their tricks.

>>448490
Will a Terrys Chocolate Orange from the local stop-and-rob garage meet your needs?

>>448488
Thank you. I wish you nothing but love and happiness.

>>448491
Step to the rythm made out of brown paper. Brown paper wrapping is the best rapping.

>>448493
Yes, absolutely. Love you.

>>448497
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>>448497
>>448498

Is this going to turn into a cyber threeway, because I've got quite the stonk on today and the missus is off visiting her mum and dad.

Not that she would want to fuck anyway, ungrateful cow. I got her a warmie shaped like a frog, and she's probably not even going to suck my knob to say thanks.

I can already tell I'm going to have a row tomorrow. But you lads will still love me. Right?

>>448508
Don't worry, we'll both be here waiting for you.