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>> No. 450379 Anonymous
3rd April 2022
Sunday 10:44 pm
450379 Embarrassing anecdotes
I know both of you are into some deviant shit, so let’s just get it all out there and share our most embarrassing experiences, sexual or not.
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>> No. 450393 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:36 am
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You first.
>> No. 450408 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 8:04 pm
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I guess the two times myself and a fuckbuddy tried dogging, and failed are sort of embarrassing. By failed I mean we went to known dogging spots, some place near Brighton and Boxhill, but nobody else turned up.

Maybe following online reviews of dogging spits was our mistake. Maybe they were fake reviews made up by someone who gets off on strangers sexual disappointments.
>> No. 450410 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:14 pm
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Met a 70 year old man to engage in BDSM with, while naked and chained to a bed and having hot wax dripped on my arse, I told him it wasn't for me. He was very understanding, though he laid on top of me for a few minutes before unchaining me. Looking back, it was mental for me to go to the house of a stranger and make myself so vulnerable. He could have raped and killed me if he was that way inclined.
>> No. 450411 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:23 pm
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>>450410
I know this story. Have you shared it with us before?

>He could have raped and killed me if he was that way inclined.
Honestly the chances are basically nil. If only people weren't so worried then this sort of stuff would happen much more frequently and there'd barely be any more rape-cum-murders.
>> No. 450416 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:58 pm
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>>450410
Have you told this story before? I feel like you've told this story before.
>> No. 450417 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:16 pm
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>>450411
>>450416
Probably, but it was the most embarassing situation for me so thought I'd repost it for this thread. Sorry lads.
>> No. 450421 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 12:54 am
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>>450416
He definitely has.

>>450410
You might as well say it's mental to walk along a train platform because a crazy person might push you onto the tracks. If someone really wants to do that you probably can't do anything to stop it. What's mental is worrying about vanishingly rare events. Stop being such a woman.

I probably made this reply last time too.
>> No. 450422 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 12:58 am
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>>450410
Did you at least wank him off? Seems only fair.
>> No. 450426 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 7:08 am
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Another story that's been told here before, albeit a long time ago, and I just visited my parents last week so this story was fresh in my mind.

When I was in Year 10 and having a solo-sexual awakening, there was one evening where I was having a wank in the bathroom. It was dark outside, and I had the light on and hadn't shut the blinds. All the neighbourhood kids were outside, and the frosted glass did little to obscure what I was doing.

My dad saw them all in the street looking up towards our house and laughing, and came upstairs, catching me in the act, and telling me the situation. Before I'd even started to process the horror, he told me to go out the back and jump in the boot of the car. He drove me a few streets down, had me jump out and get in the passenger seat, then drove me home again, making it look like I hadn't been home so couldn't possibly have been whacking off in the bathroom window.

He told me that if they brought it up, I could tell them it must have been him, but when the time came I couldn't do that and fessed up.
>> No. 450429 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 9:14 am
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>>450426
That's both great parenting and quick thinking on your dad's part.
>> No. 450430 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:05 am
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>>450426

I'm sure I've heard this story before too. Have we turned into a bunch of daft old codgers, endlessly repeating the same half-remembered anecdotes?
>> No. 450434 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:21 am
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Recently I've been wondering about that shared house I lived in where the landlords mysteriously knew where I'd left my drugs, coming over for a surprise inspection on a day I happened to be out. Housemates let them in, not knowing their rights and they were very angry to find I'd happened to lock my bedroom door so they couldn't get in there. They stopped trying to find excuses to kick us out after I started regularly bringing attractive women back for athletic, drug-fuelled sex. This could be paranoia but I suspect there's some grainy footage floating about somewhere of my exploits.
>> No. 450510 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 6:51 am
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>>450430

Yeah wanklad and BDSMlad both shared their stories in threads over 4 years ago.
>> No. 450511 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 6:56 am
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>>450426
I remember this story. Your dad became a hero to us.
>> No. 450512 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 8:59 am
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>>450426
That story is part of .gs lore, like Moaty & ARE SI.
>> No. 450529 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 12:24 am
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>>450511
>>450512
Thanks, lads, I'll buy the auld man a beer when I see him again but I probably won't bring up the story.

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