I know this is pretty fucking childish and odd, but I'd quite like to make a Twitter account and troll people. I've never had any form of social media, I never get into shit slinging online, but for some reason I've been thinking today that it might be a laugh.
Any suggestions on topics/tactics? I draw the line at anything truly mean/illegal, but something spicy I can do some damage with.
Is that weird? I know it is, I just fancy it for some reason.
I would caution against it. Twitter is insidious, you think you're just going on it to troll for a laugh, but you'll encounter so many people who are so brain-numblingly stupid without even trolling that it will start to crush your spirit.
You know when you'd occasionally get into a cunt-off on the Old Internet and be somewhat awestruck by somebody's ability to just totally and utterly misapprehend everything you said, then delude themselves they're pwning you? That's every single person on Twitter.
Twitter is immune to trolling, because the proper, intended method of engaging with the platform is essentially a form of virtuous and entirely sincere trolling, and the common denominator is fucking subterranean. It's fucking wierd and depressing to behold.
Anyway if that doesn't put you off, politics is always the low hanging fruit, just don't go full Glinner.
Buy the dip, stick a few grand on Twitter Inc. It's flatlining due to Elon weeding out the socialist workforce, no drive that milk the advertising revenue and push bots. Once Elon acquires and develops the platform through ecommerce (open market - free speech = advanced society), Twitter will no longer be held to ransom by corporatists.
