She's an empty vessel. You can book her for anything and know that she'll do a completely inoffensive job - not good, not bad, but completely unremarkable. Ask a hundred people for their opinion on Ferne Cotton and a hundred of them will say that she's OK. The safest of safe hands when you're putting together some forgettable fluff for ITV. Stephen Mulhern, only blander.

She did used to go out with that megacarpet-bagger out of Lost Prophets, but nobody imagines that she did any diddling.

I fancy her a little bit, but indeed, there isn't really anything to fall in love with; she's good-looking by virtue of an absence of flaws. Why do I fancy Fearne Cotton? I can't explain it. I guess her features just complement each other well on her face.

God, you lot are so bitchy. Some presenters just get work because they're reliable and capable and there's not much more than that. They're not going get pissed an hour before the show starts, they aren't going to mumble like a lobotomy victim and they don't look like the Brundle Fly with a hangover. There's really not much more to it. If you had to direct and produce live coverage of the local county show, who are you going to get: that funny lad from Twitter and the girl from YouTube you fancy because she talks about cycling and has big thighs? Well congratulations, because Twitter Lad did enough coke to kill a donkey during the synchronised quad biking and YouTube Girl goes to bits during the King of the Sheep contest because it turns out she can't do live programming. That's why you get Angela Scanlon and Gethin Jones, because worst case scenario someone on the internet says they're boring.

I find it strange that you lot have started going into deep analysis of her generic but reliable presenting skills when he was clearly asking why people think she's shaggable.

Personally I don't know if the person I'm thinking of is Fearne Cotton, but if it is, it's probably because she has a vaguely fit sounding voice, and although she's not exactly ugly, a fit voice allows people to fantasise about her being much more attractive.

There's a lot in a voice actually. It's probably the main reason I'm into foreign lasses, because when you live up north, anyone local sounds thick as two short planks, and you really can't do dirty talk in a Northern accent.

>>454220

>The safest of safe hands when you're putting together some forgettable fluff for ITV.

ITV rarely do anything besides forgettable fluff.

Now and then there's a good movie on ITV4, but it's usually so edited down that you're better off watching it on Netflix instead.

The only thing that's consistently worth watching are the nightly Family Guy repeats, but even those aren't the same anymore since ITV2 lost the rights to premiere new episodes.

>>454230

>ITV rarely do anything besides forgettable fluff.

They occasionally commission a competent drama mini-series with some combination of actors you remember from other ITV drama mini-series.

>>454213
Harmony is a Therapist now.

https://www.oxfordhousetherapy.com/our-therapists-in-west-london/victoria-shalet

>>454243

We've definitely discussed this before. I think we came to the conclusion that booking a course of therapy just to gawp at someone you used to have a crush on is unethical.

If I remember rightly, Jet off of Gladiators now does something called "desk analysis", whatever that is.

>>454249
It's at least the fourth time we've discussed what Harmony is up to these days, to the best of my knowledge.

>>454250
It shows the level of attachment from back then I suppose.