>>454748
>prawn cocktail
more like prawn co- oh...
I'll see myself out.

You've just reminded me oof the fat bird I had over in January, who I couldn't get it up to fuck because she was too much of an annoying gen Z twat so I just got rancidly pissed and fisted her instead, but anyway her fanny smelt of Skips and the bed smelt a bit of Skips for a couple of days after.

Not pleasant, and definitely not my finest hour, but I'm sure at least you lads are proud of me.

>>454755
WASH YOUR SHEETS AFTER THEY'VE BEEN DRENCHED IN SOME STRANGER'S FANNY BATTER. FUCKING HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOT?

>>454757

Mate, I was royally hungover, I wanked off to gay furry porn all day to cleanse the guilt of the hambeast I'd just failed to properly shag out of my mind. Washing the sheets wasn't the first thing on my to do list.

Besides, "drenched" is definitely an optimistic word to use. It's more likely the smell was just from her manky sweaty folds than any actual sexual fluids.

>>454758

What do you do to cleanse the guilt of wanking off to gay furry porn all day?

>>454798
What guilt?

>>454798

Oh, nothing, gay furry porn is my safe space. Almost nobody IRL would ever suspect that's what I'm into, if they even know what it is, and if they do then they're probably in no position to judge.

It's ma 'hing.

>>454799>>454800

Furries are identifiable for miles off. they smell like prawn cocktail flavour hammers.

Popped a spot on my shoulder and the contents stank of garlic. Thought you'd like to know.

>>454755
>>454758
>Shagging fatsos
>Feeling shame afterwards
Reminds me of my early 20s. Shagged so many porkers my brother started calling me Capt. Ahab.

One had a fanny so gunky, red and rashy it looked like smokers warning they put on the back of fag packets, but in those days any hole was a goal. Thank fuck for condoms.

In terms of weird smells, I had a girlfriend when I was 26 (not a porker) whos sweat smelled like juicyfruit chewing gum, can't even imagine the smell without thinking of her now.

My armpits smell of weed and cheap lager, even though I despise those two things. Think that's pretty normal though.

Doesn't everyone's cock have a natural aroma? I don't hang around enough cock to know.

People who have dogs smell like their pets. Against all the social pressure I live pet-free and now when I go back to my parents it takes a little getting used to that everything stinks. To a lesser extent other peoples houses smell too.

>>454800
What's going on with gay furry porn anyway these days? Not that I'm into that but from the exposure I get it as an internet dwelling sex-addict it all seems to be a lot less effeminate than it used to be in the late 00s. And lower quality.

Is it dying because all the money is now in Fortnight: Overwatch characters?

>>458713
Oh and you can absolutely smell when a lass is on her period if you think about it. That musty pissy smell. A completely useless insight as far as I can tell but that's noses for you.

women in particualr seem to claim that it's a natural smell, which is fine, but any metion of them having smegma? Instant explosion.

>>458715
I meant "mention" of course.

>>458715

The thought of this turns my stomache.

>>458713

>What's going on with gay furry porn anyway these days?

Not a lot really, you will still find all the femboy-ish stuff if you know where to look, it's just that the quality to quantity ratio of the entire furry porn market has sunk exponentially over the years as the whole thing has become less niche. You can't reliably filter out all the shite either, because people will give even the most godawful shite loads of upvotes/likes/whatever it is on your site of choice just because it contains the species or fetish they like.

Bit annoying obviously but if you're a true pervert it's not really an obstacle.

>>458713
No. Wash thoroughly and it's just another fold of skin. Get in there and scrub. Youcan have a natural smell, but if it's just your nethers, try soap.

>>458744
>try soap

Do you also wash your eyes with soap? How about digging in your arsehole with some Lynx Africa?

>>458745
Wait, are you saying you don't clean your arsehole in the shower or something?

>>458746

Nah, I just wipe it on my chair.

>>458747
Surprised you don't use your Fruit of the Loom shirts for that.

>>458746
You don't use soap on your bellend, interior of your arsehole or your eyes. It still amazes me that in 2023 people are walking around convinced that the most sensitive area of their cock needs some antibacterial love when your greatest threat is fungus or your biome going off kilter.

Look it up. This isn't up for debate.

>>458754
Sounds like someone's never heard of eyedrops or arsedrops.

>>458754

Your knob smells like Quavers m8.