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>> No. 456000 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 10:25 am
456000 New weekend thread
Alright lads, how's it going?

Are you up to much this weekend?
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>> No. 456001 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 2:01 pm
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If I'm making cheese scones and the recipe calls for about 150ml of milk but it turns out I don't have any, will two eggs suffice instead or should I try something else?
>> No. 456002 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>456001

Replacing the milk with (more?) eggs would probably make them more like biscuits or dense pancakes than scones. Can you not pop to the shop?
>> No. 456003 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 3:37 pm
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Your image inspired me to have a nostalgia wank to an old 90s workout video, but I realised that these days I'm only really attracted to the "before" photos. I think there are loads of fat lasses who do yoga on YouTube, so I might have a crack at that.
>> No. 456004 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 4:10 pm
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I spent a good portion of last week slagging off French people to my missus, and vehemently denying that they have more in common with the English than we'd like to admit. Nobody tell her I've eaten a full baguette and wedge of brie for my dinner today.
>> No. 456005 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 5:54 pm
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Today I turn 37 and feel like i'm turning to dust.
>> No. 456006 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 6:30 pm
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>>456005
Happy Birthday, you're beautiful.
>> No. 456007 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 6:33 pm
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>>456003
I was going to use a Saturday morning kid's TV show for the OP pic, either Live & Kicking, Fully Booked, Sub Zero or even Cartoon Critters, but the resolution was too low.

I'd forgotten how fit Gail Porter was in her prime, though.
>> No. 456008 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 6:53 pm
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>>456007

You can't win lad, I'm having a nostalgia wank over that tasty chav poodle slag now too.
>> No. 456009 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 6:58 pm
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>>456008
Fleur was not a chav.
>> No. 456010 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 7:18 pm
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>>456009

I'm pretty sure she had a sort of Essex slag voice like Billie Piper's in Doctor Who. Am I mixing it up with something else?
>> No. 456011 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 7:21 pm
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Same thing I do every week(end). Fuck all.
>> No. 456012 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 7:27 pm
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>>456007
When did the boy dog get a girlfriend? I don't recall any female dogs on Space Vets. Admittedly I was under 10 at the time, but I immediately recognised Space Vets so I can't be totally racked with amnesia.
>> No. 456013 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 8:09 pm
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>>456012
>>456010

>> No. 456014 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 8:55 pm
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I'm mostly spending the weekend in a fog of anxiety and depression. I had a few pints last night and today I can't shake the feeling that I've done something wrong but the consequences have yet to double back to me. Easily the worst thing about getting older is drinking stopping being fun enough to warrant all the shit that comes with it.

>>456005
Happy birthday, lad.
>> No. 456015 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 9:20 pm
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>>456014
If I have a couple of pints I'll end up with a terrible headache a few hours later. If I drink I have to get bladdered because I can't enjoy a light tipsy buzz enough for it to be worth it anymore.
>> No. 456016 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 10:18 pm
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>>456013

See, I was right. It's not quite what we'd identify as a "chav" in the modern sense, but she's definitely not meant to be an upper class bird is she.
>> No. 456017 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 10:33 pm
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>>456016

Not sure that counts as "right".
>> No. 456018 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 10:36 pm
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>>456014
>>456015

I just find that most things in general get less fun as you get older. It's like how your eyesight gets worse and your memory starts going dodgy, your very sense of enjoyment starts to dull.

For me that's definitely lead down the road of trying lots of drugs and reckless behaviour and all that. Thankfully I've never become a junkie or alkie, because it's only ever seemed increasingly futile to spaff more and more money on booze, pills and shite coke, but I really miss the days you could have the time of your life with nowt but about four cans and a couple of your mates when you were 19.

I can see why people get fat as they get older too, because food is one of the few things that doesn't really get old. Not that I excuse them for it, but I get it.
>> No. 456019 Anonymous
14th January 2023
Saturday 10:40 pm
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>>456017

Listen it's my wank fantasy alright. She's wearing pink Adidas trackies and hoop earrings, and offers me half her Strongbow and a blowie for a couple of roll-ups.
>> No. 456020 Anonymous
15th January 2023
Sunday 12:01 am
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>>456019
Did you ever watch Mongrels? It had an almost identical dog.


>> No. 456021 Anonymous
15th January 2023
Sunday 4:08 pm
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I fancied painting some Warhammer today. Haven't touched any in over a year now because of my cramped living situation, but by the time I've got everything tidied up and done a few odd-jobs it's already nearly dark and I can't be arsed. Oh well.

I think I'll count it as progress if I've at least got the half-painted ones out and put them in view. I'll probably go through my paints and stuff, see if any of them have dried up and order replacements, then I've committed financially to the idea as well; which will spur me on to do some on my next day off.
>> No. 456022 Anonymous
15th January 2023
Sunday 5:22 pm
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>>456021
Can you not just rehydrate the old paints with water or some solvent?
>> No. 456023 Anonymous
15th January 2023
Sunday 5:27 pm
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>>456022

I think you can do it, but whenever I've tried it before it's a huge hassle and they don't come out right.

I'll generally keep them if they are a bit lumpy or thick, and just add a bit more medium in then stick them on the spinny thing at work for a few minutes, but if they're dry, fuck it. It's only a couple of quid a pot.
>> No. 456024 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 2:18 am
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>>456000
OP, you have triggered nostalgia in me. I liked the Gladiators as a 7 year old in 1991, I even had an official Gladiators notepad and pencil.

Years later we got Barbarian for the C64 which came with a fold out full colour poster of the barbarian, who was modelled by Wolf from the Gladiators.
>> No. 456025 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 2:10 pm
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>>456024
I've probably posted this before, but I went to see Wolf in panto in the mid-nineties, 1996 as a guess. He'd recently done an episode of Shooting Stars where Vic and Bob kept calling him Wilf, so loads of dads kept shouting Wilf at him during the performance. He genuinely got quite pissed off about it.
>> No. 456027 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 3:12 pm
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>>456025
The White Power Ranger is dead now, isn't he? Much like the power he represented.
>> No. 456028 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 3:34 pm
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>>456027

Hanged himself after an argument with his wife that definitely wasn't about whether he was a closet bumder.
>> No. 456036 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 6:17 pm
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>>456025
"Introducing Rising Comedy Star". Embarrassing.
>> No. 456037 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 6:29 pm
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>>456036
I'd say it's preferable to being known as 'Nutty Neil'.
>> No. 456038 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 6:58 pm
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>>456037
I don't understand who these are targeting. Alvin Stardust, Wolf and the gay power ranger okay, they're appealing to various nostalgia and banking on their semi-fame but Neil isn't famous for anything at all, they almost never are. It's just some bloke and some woman being presented as though they're a USP of that particular panto. Is there some cult underground where their names mean something to people?
>> No. 456039 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 7:46 pm
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>>456024
I was more interested in Maria Whittaker in the gold bikini myself.
>> No. 456040 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>456038
Some actors carve out a bit of niche on the panto circuit, especially if they're playing one of the funny roles. The dad from Topsy & Tim has been the panto dame in Wakefield for at least 10 years now, so he's always got that bit of steady work he can fall back on.
>> No. 456041 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 8:16 pm
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>>456025
I read that as the Skeleton Hooper Juveniles which sounds like an undead hooligan firm.
>> No. 456124 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 11:03 am
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Foggy out.
>> No. 456126 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 1:12 pm
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Freezing my plums off as it were
>> No. 456128 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 1:51 pm
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Kiri Pritchard-McLean absolutely smashed it on Live at the Apollo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001h9r9/live-at-the-apollo-series-17-episode-4
>> No. 456131 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 4:42 pm
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I don't like smokers to be honest. I'm sure not all smokers are this way but I will never understand people that have no qualms about lighting up a cigarette or similar on a busy walkway, outside at a nice cafe or in some sort of situation where others will be negatively impacted by their vile habit.

I also see more smokers than I'd like to just throwing their ends on the floor outside their offices or similar when they're done.

It's a disgusting habit and they always seem weirdly defensive of it.
>> No. 456132 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 4:51 pm
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>>456131

>I don't like smokers
>they always seem weirdly defensive of it

I wonder why.

You already make us stand out in the pissing rain, but apparently even that isn't sufficient any more. We don't make fake theatrical coughing noises when you drive past in a plume of NOx and particulate emissions. Some of us switched to vaping because it's basically harmless, but then you complain about how we smell like cake and pot pourri. It's almost as if some people just hate to see people getting unearned dopamine.
>> No. 456133 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 5:07 pm
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>>456132
Strawman because I don't own a car and feel similar about cars too, but also they don't create such a strong reaction as concentrated smoke does from a smoker.

Sorry you have to stand out in the rain, I guess we'll all just breathe your poison fumes because you don't want to get wet whilst you do it.

Can't wait for it to be banned full stop.
>> No. 456136 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 7:48 pm
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>>456131
>but I will never understand people that have no qualms about lighting up a cigarette or similar on a busy walkway, outside at a nice cafe or in some sort of situation where others will be negatively impacted by their vile habit.

They're drug addicts mate.

>>456132
I don't care about vaping, but fag smoke is foul, and it lingers.
>> No. 456137 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 8:09 pm
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I forget when and where a couple of you were complaining about obviously vegan things being superfluously labled as such, but unless I'm missing something this has got to be the pinnacle of the genre. Did we used to throw pigs into smelters to get a better finish on the metal?
>> No. 456138 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 8:29 pm
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Zizek has a good take about smokers. In essence we make up all these excuses about how it's a vile disgusting habit, smells foul, and so on and so on, but that's not really what it is at all. It's that we, the goody goody non-smokers, non-drug users, who try not to drink too much, who try to eat our five-a-day and get our 2000 steps in, who join a gym every January and cancel every March- We hate seeing someone who sticks their middle finger up to all that and says "Fuck you. I am enjoying a simple vice, and I don't have to hide it. It's not healthy, and I don't care, I enjoy it." That breaks every taboo of the modern health conscious lifestyle. We envy them, because we are ashamed of ourselves when we stuff that cheesecake down, in secret, at 11 o'clock on a Sunday night because we're depressed about going back to work. They're not ashamed of enjoying life's simple pleasures. We're jealous.
>> No. 456139 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 8:54 pm
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I know a lot of people shit on Witcher 3 combat, but I don't get why. It's not the smoothest or most satisfying, but it does its job. I play so many RPGs, Witcher 3's combat doesn't really stand out as particularly shit.
>> No. 456140 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 10:11 pm
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>>456133

>Can't wait for it to be banned full stop.

If you want smoking banned outright, then you are going to have to seriously entertain my idea of sending fatties to fitness gulags.

It's easy to avoid and ignore smokers, but you can't chuck a fatty out of the pub for sitting in your line of sight, can you.
>> No. 456141 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 10:28 pm
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>>456138

Sometimes Zizek's ramblings strike upon a truth and sometimes he just underestimates how rank I find cigarette stink.
>> No. 456142 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 10:09 am
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>>456138

I don't find this insightful at all. There's loads of behaviours that are defiantly irresponsible, like heavy drinking or hard drug use. To say that we don't like them because it subverts some social norm, rather than that it's genuinely unpleasant or destructive, doesn't seem to be based on anything other than Zizek's latest brainfart.

I say this as someone that used to smoke and doesn't have a problem with smokers. It does smell terrible, and it is ludicrously bad for your health in the long-term. I do accept that the act of smoking itself is enjoyable, though, both physically and psychologically.
>> No. 456143 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:16 am
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>>456142

Nah, I think it's a pretty uniquely applicable insight to smoking in particular. Smoking is the only one that, while people dislike it, you still CAN do it in public, and that's part of the enjoyment a smoker gets out of it. It's a small act of rebellion to light up at the bus stop, knowing there's some uptight arsehole stood three feet down from you who disapproves, but can't really voice it.

I'd compare it more closely to being fat. It's like our resident chubby chaser said- A fat lass is visibly displaying that she likes to indulge her desires. But with smoking, there are no outward signals, unless you have the fag in your hand. It's terribly unhealthy on the inside, but it doesn't spoil your image, so in a way you get to have your cake and eat it.

I think it's especially true when you consider vaping. Vaping proves the hypothesis. It's much,much healthier than smoking, and it doesn't have any of the other unpleasant side effects, the smells are actively designed to be pleasant instead of offensive. Only a completely unreasonable person would hate vaping/vapers based on the act itself, because there couldn't possibly BE a more reasonable alternative.

But that's not what anyone does hate. They just hate someone else enjoying themselves in a way they feel, for whatever reason, unable to, and they can only be satisfied by the idea of depriving that person of their pleasure.
>> No. 456144 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:27 am
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>>456143
Vape flavours do reek, like those plug-in perfume things reek.
Sure, some people apparently like both, but doing them where they're not welcome is the nasal equivalent of keying my car. It's a cunt's trick.
Vape yourself into a coma, with my absolute blessing, but I'm never going to be pleased that the air reeks of synthetic strawberry.
>> No. 456145 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:39 am
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>>456143

>I think it's especially true when you consider vaping. Vaping proves the hypothesis.

Also a lot of people believe that vaping must be terribly harmful, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The protestant-capitalist mindset refuses to accept the possibility of an unearned pleasure that doesn't come with some kind of punishment.

I've noticed something similar in the reaction to Prof. David Nutt's Sentia, a new drink that gets you mildly tipsy but isn't harmful to your health and doesn't give you a hangover. It's obviously a big step forward for harm reduction and public health, but some people feel that it's just wrong in some way, that if you don't get a hangover you aren't paying the appropriate pennance for a good time.

https://sentiaspirits.com/pages/gaba-spirits
>> No. 456146 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:53 am
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Anyone tried that sentia stuff then? How's it getting past the demented psychoactive substances law?
Anyway, nice shilling, order placed.
>> No. 456147 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:55 am
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>>456145
>Designed by a world-renowned team of botanists, innovators, and scientists, SENTIA’s unique blend of powerful, plant-based ingredients are scientifically proven to activate ‘GABA’ in the brain

Oh yeah?
I've seen crypto-payment-only nootropic vendors who offer more research citations than this website.
>> No. 456148 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 12:33 pm
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>>456147

Professor Nutt is the neuropsychopharmacologist. The marketing materials for Sentia can only make very vague claims, because of the risk of being classified as a psychoactive substance (and therefore automatically illegal) rather than a food. There's lots of things they'd like to put into Sentia and lots of things they'd like to say about it, but they're hamstrung by a law that makes any mind-altering substance illegal by default. A lot of science has gone into Sentia, but they're in the paradoxical position that publishing that science would mean that they're unable to sell the product.

https://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/14/18/3761
>> No. 456149 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 12:39 pm
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>>456145
PSA exempts substances ordinarily consumed as food and drink.
>> No. 456150 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 12:45 pm
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>>456148

I know who he is but I can't buy a product advertised as being scientific by a man posing behind a bar in a lab coat.
>> No. 456153 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 2:56 pm
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>>456149

So how come space cakes aren't legal?
>> No. 456155 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 4:02 pm
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>>456145
Not to sound rude, but you're overthinking it. The reason people assume vaping is harmful is most people aren't looking at the evidence because they don't really care, and for decades we've been, rightly, told that inhaling gasses through a hot stick is the number one way to recede your gums, turn your heart valves to paper and cover your lungs in a crust of oxygen repelling carbon. Now, obviously a ciggerette and a vape-saber are very different, but the act of smoking is so alike vaping that the prejudice is transferred from one thing to the other.

Sentia has existed for all of 15 minutes so of course there's scepticism for similar reasons as the ones listed above. Also according to a review on Amazon it tastes like beetroot juice so that's plenty "wrong" enough for me.
>> No. 456156 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 4:11 pm
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>>456153

Cannabis is covered by the Misuse of Drugs Act, along with all of the drugs you'd be familiar with. The Psychoactive Substances Act came in in 2016, with the intent of permanently ending the cat-and-mouse game of legal highs - chemists would invent new drugs, the government would ban them, chemists would invent other drugs and so on.

The PSA prohibits the sale of any substance "which is capable of producing a psychoactive effect in a person who consumes it" if the seller "knows or suspects, or ought to know or suspect, that the substance is a psychoactive substance" and "knows, or is reckless as to whether, the psychoactive substance is likely to be consumed by the person to whom it is supplied, or by some other person, for its psychoactive effects".

Any substance which "is ordinarily consumed as food" and contains only ingredients permitted for use in food under EU law is exempt from the PSA.

Sentia is sailing very close to the wind, because it's completely counter to the spirit of the PSA. The whole point is that it's mind-altering, but it just barely counts as a food product. It's full of stuff that is technically legal to use in food, but that nobody would want to use in food and certainly not in those quantities. It really isn't clear where they'd stand if they had to argue it in court.
>> No. 456161 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 5:47 pm
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>>456155

People are thicker than I give them credit for then. If they don't understand the difference between smoke (particulate matter, ie dust and ash, carried in a dense cloud by heat and gasses) and vapour (nothing more than evaporated liquid, visible as a cloud through the effect of condensation) then I don't think any evidence could convince them.

I mean, I do know people who are that daft. I had one mate who insisted he's "not a smoker" because he only smokes weed. As though that's any better. Whatever you smoke, it's the SMOKE, the physical ash and dust you are sucking into your lungs, that fucks you.

Vaping is not smoking. There is no smoke, it's vapour. It's a difference a child can understand.
>> No. 456162 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 5:54 pm
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>>456156

I know all that, I was big into the research chemical thing when it was around. The PSA is still a daft bit of legislation for exactly this reason.

It's basically a law that says "Drugs are just blanket illegal except alcohol and cigs. Oh and coffee. And paracetamol and that. Listen you know what we mean by drugs you hippies! They're illegal!" but I mean, why? What's the point?

Sure, harmful drugs should be banned, but who's to say scientists won't find a drug that's totally safe and harmless? What reason is there to ban it? It's like otherlad said, it's simply because it's counter to the protestant moralist tradition our conservative baseline values are based on. No fun allowed, fun is a sin. Sex is dirty, food and drink is gluttony, alcohol is the path to ruin, and so on.
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22nd January 2023
Sunday 6:43 pm
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At the start of February I'm going back to work. I've been off for four months. Shitting myself. I don't see myself as a functional and productive human being. I'm a loser. I'm scared I'm going to fuck it uo even more.
>> No. 456165 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 6:56 pm
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>>456164
Four months? You pussy. I was unemployed for over two years once.

Why were you off work, anyway? Just NEET or did you have some medical problem or something?
>> No. 456166 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>456162
>but I mean, why? What's the point?
The law kept being outmanoeuvred by people inventing new ways to get high and it was embarrassing them that they couldn't keep up. That's all.
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22nd January 2023
Sunday 9:15 pm
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It's actually quite embarrassing the buzz I just got from beating my mate at a game he usually wipes the floor with me on.

>>456161
No, mate, they aren't "thick", they just don't care. Most people aren't vaping, so why would they bother looking into whether or not it's harmful? You wouldn't spend your time researching the safest family car if you don't drive or have kids, would you? You seem very heated about this and I don't fully know why. So heated in fact that you didn't even notice how badly I misspelt "cigarette" in my previous post. I assume the frustration is because these kinds of assumptions are one reason the UK has a, broadly speaking, daft drugs policy, but I don't understand you trying to tie it back ideas of personal self-loathing and Protestant cultural cliches.
>> No. 456168 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 9:32 pm
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>>456167

No lad, that's backtracking. We were definitely talking abut people who do care, because they are bothered enough to complain about it.

If someone fundamentally misunderstands the thing they are complaining about, it is rarely a valid complaint, in my book.
>> No. 456170 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 9:44 pm
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I've dug my old Game Boy Advance out to introduce my daughter to Pokemon. The screen feels so small that I kind of can't believe I must have spent hundreds of hours on it.
>> No. 456172 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 10:53 pm
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>>456145
Give us a review of Sentia. I am mulling over whether I should buy it or not.
>> No. 456303 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 4:27 pm
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My mum called me earlier to ask, slightly nervously, whether I'm okay with my brother's wedding later this year being child free. Apparently he was too scared to ask me himself in case I kicked off about my kids not being invited because his future sister-in-law exploded and said she won't go if her son can't be there. Weddings always seem to turn people into arseholes.
>> No. 456307 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>>456303
When my mum got remarried, she sent an invitation to my auntie and uncle, but because she didn't put the names of their kids (even though she expressly confirmed they were welcome), they refused to come. And then my grandad refusing to come if my grandma came, making my mum have to choose her mum or her dad. Fuck weddings fuck families.
>> No. 456308 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 5:58 pm
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>>456307
When one of my old work colleagues got married her best friend ending up falling out with her. It was over something fairly minor, invitations, food or bridesmaids, I can't remember what specifically but her friend just cut her out of her life and didn't talk to her at all until my colleague got diagnosed with cancer almost a decade later.

Anyway, I don't understand why I'd be mad that my kids can't come. Why would I be mad that someone has given me the excuse to spend a day away from my kids? Every time I've been to a wedding with small children in particular they end up getting bored and nobody wants to listen to a toddler whining and screaming, which inevitably happens at some point.
>> No. 456313 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 11:12 pm
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Ordered some sodium nitrite.

Dunno if I'll take it any time soon but I've been depressed and one-off suicidal for the past ~20 years.

Feels weirdly comforting knowing that I could just commit to it at any moment.

You two can fight over custody of my shed at the will reading.
>> No. 456314 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 12:37 am
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>>456313

Mate, don't even joke. Get help.
>> No. 456315 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 2:56 am
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>>456313
>Feels weirdly comforting knowing that I could just commit to it at any moment.

You've always had that ability. You're only being incredibly irresponsible to yourself by making it so much easier to pull the metaphorical trigger at any random moment when killing yourself shouldn't be taken lightly.

Think about it this way: You wouldn't keep a Wonga loan tab ready to go at any moment on your browser, would you?
>> No. 456317 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 3:33 am
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>>456313
>Dunno if I'll take it any time soon

You're seeking attention on an anonymous internet site. This is probably the wrong place if you're genuinely feeling suicical, but I want to encourage you speaking about this and getting some help.
>> No. 456318 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 11:23 am
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Alright, I told my partner that my brother wants a child free wedding and she completely flipped her lid; apparently it's disgusting to do so when siblings have kids, so she's currently saying that she won't go because she'll have to look after ours. Thinking about it, pretty much all wedding drama that I've ever heard about involves women.
>> No. 456320 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 11:51 am
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>>456318

Yep, that's women, the empathetic, sensitive, caring gender for you.

What it comes down to here, I suspect, is that they are being denied the opportunity to show off what a happy little family they are in front of everyone. They are being denied the opportunity to participate in that subtle form of social competitiveness women can't seem to let go of. And especially when a woman becomes a mother, her kids become a crucial part of that.

If I was your brother I'd may as well just have a woman free wedding, otherwise he's never going to hear the end of it.
>> No. 456321 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 11:59 am
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You're all right.

Also, posting this outside of /emo/ was irresponsible of me.
>> No. 456322 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 2:32 pm
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My hoover is on its last legs, except I maintain it can't be because it's survived so much already. I paid £35 for it, new, nearly ten years ago. It has always been shit, but now it makes a weird noise and smells of burning plastic. I tried cleaning it, but that hasn't worked. Anyway, my big gripe is that there is another filter which is visibly clogged, and it's part of the main body so I can't take it out. Except! There are screws! So I unscrewed it. Except again! There is one screw which I can see but can't reach, because there is a spinning bit of plastic to help the plug come out, directly in front of it.

I've been saying for years that I'll buy a new one. I could get a big Henry one like normal people have. But if I'm going to bin this one anyway, I might as well have one last go. Surely I can't let one tiny plastic bar get between me and the 10th anniversary of my strained relationship with the Bissell Cleanview™ Compact Model 2396-E. Yes, I kept the box in case I ever needed it, and at last it has come in handy.
>> No. 456324 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 4:16 pm
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My girlfriend got me one of those automated blowjob sextoys as a gift from her holiday, it vibrates and has many functions like a button for it to go into 'take every last drop' mode. It also has a button to make lady orgasm noises where the woman is clearly faking it for added realism.

Well let me tell you that there is nothing that quite puts fear into a man like getting a sextoy from the third world and having a vacuum seal go uncomfortably tight on your member and then once you switch it off to discover that it's actually still sealed on. Definitely up there in terms of things I've put my knob in that could've gone horribly wrong.

>>456322
My only advice is that if you're on the hunt for a new one then the Amazon basics vacuum cleaner is actually really good value. One of the best vacuums I've owned actually.

If you've kept the receipt then put your best normcore outfit and act mystified when trying to return it once they tell you that it's outside the return date - "why, I was only here yesterday!".
>> No. 456325 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 4:51 pm
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Been around 3 different shops, can't find Lyle's Golden Syrup Cake nor Jamacian Ginger Cake anywhere. Is there a supply shortage?

Interesting fact found while searching - the lion depicted in the Lyons logo is deceased and being feasted upon by bees. Pretty cool, huh? Apparently it's a biblical reference.
Also, I could have sworn it was 'Lyon's'.
>> No. 456327 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 5:14 pm
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>>456322
I had a Hettie and it was fantastic. I've got a Shark at the moment and I'm not overly keen on it.
>> No. 456328 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 5:20 pm
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>>456325
>Jamacian Ginger Cake

I also went on a quest for this a little while ago and couldn't find any anywhere. I think they might have stopped making it.
>> No. 456329 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 5:23 pm
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>>456325>>456328
Have you tried the likes of B&M and Home Bargains?
>> No. 456330 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 5:59 pm
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>>456324
Your post was the first one below the line so I surmised you were contributing to a discussion about sex toys and was amused to read you recommend a vacuum cleaner.
>> No. 456332 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 8:00 pm
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>>456327

I got a Miele vacuum cleaner ten years ago and it's still good as new. They're not inexpensive, I'm not going to lie, I think mine cost £250 and it was already reduced. But it's built like a tank. The Germans know their stuff when it comes to appliances. I've still got my old Bosch fridge freezer in the basement from when I was living in a flat, it's almost 20 years old and I still use it for beer and other stuff. It hasn't broken down once.
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29th January 2023
Sunday 8:04 pm
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>>456332

Correction, the fridge needed a £20 thermostat sensor a few years after I bought it, it was after the warranty period but it was easy to get via the Internet and it then took me ten minutes to install. But yeah, hasn't given me any trouble since.
>> No. 456334 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 8:04 pm
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>>456332
German for lecky, British for gas.
>> No. 456335 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 8:12 pm
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Which of our cities has the best quality of life/rent ratio?
>> No. 456336 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 8:27 pm
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>>456335
I've heard people say Bristol.
>> No. 456337 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 8:58 pm
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>>456335
I'd say Sheffield or Chester.

Source: pulled out of my arse.
>> No. 456338 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 9:00 pm
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>>456334

To be fair, Numatic (Henry etc) hoovers are genuinely excellent. Big, crude, but incredibly tough and totally serviceable. I've got one in the workshop and it just refuses to die, despite being constantly brutalised with horrendous industrial filth.

>>456335

Liverpool. Cheap rent, epic lash, top-tier slags. Oh, and there are some museums and theatres or whatever.
>> No. 456339 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 10:07 pm
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>>456337
>Chester
>pulled out my arse

You don't say...
>> No. 456340 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 10:33 pm
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>>456339
It's not really that dissimilar from York, just with more scousers visiting.
>> No. 456341 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 10:55 pm
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>>456335
I think Manchester is a good shout if you want somewhere a bit smaller, more affordable with good nearby transport links. It's an example of what you can do when the local authorities are relatively well run, the centre even has a Tim Hortons.

Although I'll proviso that ultimately you take London first and then you scale down based on what you can afford. If you're single and middle class then London really does have a lot.

>>456337
I've lived in both of these and I can't say I'd agree. Chester is a student town that feels a bit like the East Midlands and Sheffield has gone sharply downhill with the arrival of hard drugs and the death of the creative scene it used to have in the 00s.
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29th January 2023
Sunday 11:50 pm
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When the rot gets too much and the UK balkanises into pre-Anglo-Saxon sized successor states Chester will likely be the capital of mine, so I've some loyalty to it. However, it's very boring and I don't think it even has a cinema, so calling it a city is very generous. Even the cathedral is a bit naff.

>>456340
Thanks for the tip, you've saved me a journey to York.
>> No. 456343 Anonymous
30th January 2023
Monday 12:59 am
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>>456342
[The Kingdom of Elmet will remember this.]
>> No. 456345 Anonymous
30th January 2023
Monday 10:58 am
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York is far better than Chester. It's got that tower where they burned all the jews alive and the minster is one of the finest in the country.

Manchester is an irredeemable shithole. It's got the scale and traffic and pollution of a proper big city like London, but none of the good things. I can only recommend Manchester if you're a gay lad in your early 20s, otherwise it has little to offer but unpleasantness.

Sheffield is actually dead nice. I visited there for the first time in a few years the other week, and while I used to judge it pretty harshly, I do have a fondness for the place. It's cosy, not too big and not too small, like Leeds but with nice geography. Leeds is really nice but it's let down by a catastrophic lack of public transport.

Wakey uber alles otherwise tho.
>> No. 456346 Anonymous
30th January 2023
Monday 11:05 am
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>>456345
I think what differentiates Manchester from other large cities is that it's the type of place that's fine to live, but not somewhere you'd want to visit if you don't. There's enough places to go and things to do if you want to spend a day out in Leeds, but you can't really say the same for Manchester.
>> No. 456348 Anonymous
30th January 2023
Monday 11:28 am
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>>456335
Allegedly, it's Aberdeen, but that's in Scotland so I don't know how nice it can really be.
>> No. 456448 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 3:06 am
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I went and did the thing the internet tells you to never do - I bought 6 months of Hinge Premium to make use of the paid features.

It's early days but has been broadly alright so far, specifically because I did it for a reason (filters on short women and people who don't want kids). The huge plus in what is likely a honeymoon period is that the app is clearly rewarding paid users by showing them the better profiles. Although I will add the drawback that newer features like relationship type can't be filtered despite it being the most obvious one and I'd really prefer a third-party app that just automatically removes any profiles that contains certain key words. I'm also worried of the time sink this will create when combined with the unlimited likes option. I'll keep you posted on my descent into madness.

But I will note to any otherlads that I get matches already and live in a large city. Don't bother with it otherwise. I'm a tall bloke who is tired of dealing with women a foot shorter than me and there's an experiment to be had in seeing what filtering apolitical women does.
>> No. 456449 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 11:53 am
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YouTube won't stop suggesting I watch Micky Flanagan videos and I've absolutely no idea why.
>> No. 456450 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 12:56 pm
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>>456449

https://www.youtube.com/feed/history
>> No. 456452 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 1:54 pm
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>>456450
A bunch of music videos, some things related to Rate My Takeaway, ProZD, Jay Foreman, a couple of Bill Bailey skits, a few by Sean Locke, Tom Scott, Auto Shenanigans and a few randoms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

Okay there's a few comedians in there but nothing to justify 90% of the suggested videos being Micky Flanagan.
>> No. 456453 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 2:26 pm
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>>456450
I recently started using this place again and as soon as I did I started getting Mitchell and Webb suggestions - specifically the one about A-level French. Keep in mind that unlike otherlad I absolutely refuse to have anything but music in my history (or likes) so it must be coming from the links you lot are posting.
>> No. 456454 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 2:55 pm
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>>456453
Funnily enough, I have also had that one recently recommended to me. I do like Mitchell & Webb's farming and football sketches but I haven't watched them in years.

Maybe we're more alike than you think, espeically if you posted the other RHCP song in the /beat/ thread.
>> No. 456455 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 8:33 pm
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>But the descent of Britain is in many ways more dramatic. By the end of next year, the average British family will be less well off than the average Slovenian one, according to a recent analysis by John Burn-Murdoch at The Financial Times; by the end of this decade, the average British family will have a lower standard of living than the average Polish one.
>> No. 456456 Anonymous
4th February 2023
Saturday 8:43 pm
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>>456455
We know. It's been brought up several times since the FT article was written, for example >>455162.
>> No. 456457 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 12:06 am
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I did that thing again where I buy a train ticket to a random place near Manchester, and go and check it out.

It is much more difficult than I was expecting to get a good curry in Bradford. Nevertheless, Bradford is a nice place and I recommend it.
>> No. 456460 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 3:53 am
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>>456457
If you're doing that, I recommend a day out in Edale.
>> No. 456461 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 5:47 am
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>>456457
What was nice about it? I grew up there, I understand in its current state it's full of shut down businesses and therefore a bit of a ghost town. Nice architecture, but I wouldn't want to spend a day wandering about in the city centre.
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5th February 2023
Sunday 9:09 am
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>>456461
>Nice architecture

Thats what's a shame about places like Bradford and, to a lesser extent, Dewsbury. A lot of the old architecture is quite nice but they're so run down. I had to run a few errands around Dewsbury yesterday and the people are just... abnormal. It's not even a race thing because it's the absolute dregs of society regardless of the colour of their skin, although I do appreciate that one of the main reasons Dewsbury is such a shithole is thanks to white flight and anyone who could afford to leave getting the fuck out of there.

Anyway, if otherlad wants a decent decentish day out near Bradders then I'd suggest Saltaire.
>> No. 456463 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 11:40 am
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>>456462
Go on a day the tramway is running.
>> No. 456467 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 1:52 pm
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>>456461
It was different from Manchester, it has lots of open spaces, it's not so nice that it's boring but it's not so grim that it's depressing, and there are lots of signs everywhere to tell tourists where they are. Yes, a lot of it seems to be shut and out of business, but plenty of places are still open so I had lots of shopping centres to look round.

Oddly, while the architecture is indeed nice, I wasn't as impressed by it because I looked out of the window on the train and architecture gets nice almost as soon as you leave Manchester. I was impressed by that brown stone everything's made of, but I was used to it by the time my train got to Hebden Bridge and it took the edge off seeing it in Bradford.
>> No. 456468 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 1:59 pm
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>>456467
I would also like to add that while I was admittedly walking around randomly, I did get sick of waiting to cross the same huge road for the tenth or fifteenth time. It was the big crossing opposite the Alhambra. Wherever I explored, I wound up there again ten minutes later.
>> No. 456472 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 2:34 pm
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>> No. 456473 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 3:56 pm
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>>456462
Saltaire is weird. Lived there about 25 years ago. Can't remember much about it then, but nowadays it's pretty upmarket despite being surrounded by Shipley which is a bona fide shithole.
>> No. 456475 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>456473
It's UNESCO listed now and the majority of homes are let by the trust or private landlords. Gives that eerily uncanny theme park feeling as you're walking about the place.

Most of my valuable books have come from the Children's Society on the Saltaire high street. Rich folks about with more money than sense. The brewery is decent too.
>> No. 456476 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 7:02 pm
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>>456457

There's that whole valley at the west edge of West Yorkshire where all the towns are huge wastes of potential. That whole swathe of towns between Bradford, Huddersfield, Halifax, Birstall, Batley, and Dewsbury etc are all places that under different circumstances, could be absolutely picturesque, but they are instead deprived, dilapidated and depressing.

I always say Leeds is loads nicer than Manchester but really big chunks of it are much the same, it's just rows and rows of either modern-ish suburb or of those oppressive 1930s red brick slum terraces (but which are somehow worth half a million now.) The old fashioned Yorkshire sandstone you find in those smaller towns though is lovely, and the geography of the hills and valleys around there is very scenic.

Anyway I'm moving to live in one of them soon, so I'm going to just going to bet on it getting gentrified around me once I live there.
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5th February 2023
Sunday 7:03 pm
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>>456475
>Gives that eerily uncanny theme park feeling as you're walking about the place.

If you've ever been to Wentworth that gives off a similar vibe, albeit on a much smaller scale. There's things like all of the houses have to have the same green wooden door.
>> No. 456479 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 7:31 pm
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>>456476
>Anyway I'm moving to live in one of them soon, so I'm going to just going to bet on it getting gentrified around me once I live there.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>> No. 456480 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 8:26 pm
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>>456479
Pick Leomionster. Much more livable.
>> No. 456481 Anonymous
5th February 2023
Sunday 8:37 pm
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>>456480
That's not in or around Cleckhuddersfax,
though.
>> No. 456482 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 9:26 am
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>>456481
Well noticed.But there's good walking there, no one blinks twice if you keep chickens and if you like plinking no one's too fussed if you get a little flier.
>> No. 456484 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 3:00 pm
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>>456476
Is Birstall actually a settlement? I thought it was just a retail park with an Ikea and a Showcase Cinemas.
>> No. 456485 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 3:33 pm
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>>456484
They've got a Tim Horton's now so it's basically got its own Canadian embassy.
>> No. 456486 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 5:12 pm
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>>456484

Yeah, it's about the same size as somewhere like Horbury and has its own little miniature "town centre" along Leeds Road. The retail park does take up a lot of the room but it's on the outer edge.

I'd imagine it's a pretty convenient place to live, if you look on the map it's smack bang in the middle of Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield and Wakey. Plenty of options for work when you have all of West Yorkshire in easy commuting range and the M62 on your doorstep.
>> No. 456487 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 5:34 pm
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>>456486
>it's smack bang in the middle of Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield and Wakey.
Is that supposed to be good?
>> No. 456488 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:08 pm
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>>456487

It is good. Can't think of nowhere else I'd rather live on God's green earth.

D'you know, some places, the bus stops are blue. Blue! I tell thee.
>> No. 456489 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:32 pm
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>>456488

Apparently, in some foul uncivilised corners of this earth, they don't have Rugby League. It boggles the mind.
>> No. 456490 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:45 pm
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>>456486
It'd be gridlock central. I used to live in Mirfield and commute to Leeds; there was no route that wasn't almost constantly going at a snail's pace. Birstall always has clogged roads.
>> No. 456491 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:48 pm
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>>456490

Everywhere does nowadays though. There's just too many people and our infrastructure hasn't had much serious work since the 60s, and that includes any serious public transport investment.

Covid was heaven for commuters, but we've sunk right back into traffic jam purgatory since.
>> No. 456494 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 11:38 pm
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>>456488
Dunno about the colour of the stops but First Bus and Arriva leave me blue-balled. It has to be one of the worst services in the country.
>> No. 456495 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 12:01 am
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Just move to Newcastle. We have a functional metro system and cheaper houses.
>> No. 456496 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 12:18 am
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>>456495
And The Boat. In spirit at least.
>> No. 456514 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 1:08 pm
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Yeah it turns out it's bollocks. You don't notice it when you're being drip-fed but most dating profiles are inactive - one benefits of lockdowns being that you have proof how big a percentage of the population that is, that and they added new features that obviously don't show on some because they don't log in. I guess it's an inevitability that over time dating apps fill out with dead profiles.

As a plus they refund you right away even if you're over the 48 hour cut-off. If you ever want to spend a weekend sending messages than there you go.
>> No. 456579 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 7:18 pm
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Chocolate almonds are the shit.
>> No. 456580 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 8:19 pm
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Ecstasy is pretty shit, I don't get the hype honestly. I've known some people really bang on about it, but I've tried it a few times now and it's usually about 20 minutes of a really unpleasant and dizzy but at least kind of trippy high, and then just several hours of being far too warm.

I used to think coke was overrated but I've at least since discovered its strength as a compliment to alcohol, whereas I can't really see the appeal of this shit at all. It's "Mum can we have some acid?" "No we've got acid at home!" and the acid at home is some dodgy pills in the shape of an Anonymous mask.
>> No. 456581 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 8:59 pm
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>>456580
What do either of those things have to do with acid?
>> No. 456582 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>456580

I once drove a friend home after a night of partying at a club, and he was pretty high on ecstasy, possibly some THC knocking about in his system as well. Anyway, he was being a completely insufferable cunt in the back of my car, to the point that he was becoming a safety risk. At some point he actually tried to completely remove my headreast from my seat backrest, for no apparent reason at all. That's when I hit the brakes and pulled over in the middle of the countryside between two villages and told him to straighten the fuck out or I was going to leave him there so he would have had to walk the last four or five miles. For the rest of the drive, he was quieter and moving around less, but then started talking incessantly about completely bizarre things.
>> No. 456583 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 9:47 pm
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My girlfriend has friends round and they're smoking weed downstairs and my toilet is downstairs and I need to go through the room they're in to access the toilet but I don't like people so I've been holding a piss in for 2 hours now.
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11th February 2023
Saturday 9:54 pm
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>> No. 456585 Anonymous
11th February 2023
Saturday 10:00 pm
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>>456583
Is there perhaps an arse you can piss in?
It's the .gs way.
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12th February 2023
Sunday 2:24 pm
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I've just had the worst cheese scone of my life.
>> No. 456592 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 6:53 pm
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My toilet did a whoopsie, and something inside it broke. It only costs £20 to buy pretty much all the insides of a cistern, so I did that and thought I'd just replace whatever it was that's broken. So far, the experience has largely been incredibly easy; the hardest parts have, in order, been:
1 (hardest). Reaching a nut that is almost impossible to reach due to the amateurish layout of my bathroom
2. Coming to terms with the fact that I bought the wrong type of fitting and could be finished by now if I knew what I was doing (I bought a Fluidmaster but I could have just swapped out the existing Torbeck if I'd known)
3. Finishing up after a full 15-20 minutes of hard work, declaring myself a plumbing prodigy and genius, then turning the water back on and getting violently sprayed because I've actually done it all wrong

Why can two-thirds of this entire site not just piss normally this weekend?
>> No. 456593 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 9:20 pm
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>Why can two-thirds of this entire site not just piss normally this weekend?

Because you wouldn't listen when I told you to piss in the sink, would you. You've brought this upon yourselves.
>> No. 456654 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 8:12 pm
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Jokes on me, something's buggered with the plumbing in my flat and now the toilet flushes just fine but more than a pint or so down the bathroom sink and it comes bubbling back up in the shower.

Plumber's hopefully showing up next week, until then it's toilet pissing and sponge baths.
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16th February 2023
Thursday 9:46 pm
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I forgot I'd agreed to go to some shite power metal gig with the missus this weekend, and now she's reminded me about it, I really can't be arsed with it.

Normally if I don't particularly like a band I'm still alright with hanging about and getting pissed, jumping in the pit occasionally, and wandering in and out for a smoke as I please. But I failed to realise it's not just at a small pub or club venue like the underground kvlt black metal type gigs I'd normally go to; so it'll be a fortune for shite beer, there will be too many people to get away with snorting in the toilets, and I'll just have to stand there and actually watch. It's going to be bollocks.

Fuck sake.
>> No. 456669 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 8:51 am
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I'm trying to work out how much my energy costs and whether it's cheaper to use my fan.

So the current price cap for electricity is 34p/kWh. If I use my 2000W electric fan heater for one hour, that costs 68p.

The price cap for gas is 10p/kWh. I googled by boiler (Vaillant ecoTEC Pro 28) and found something that says it "has a CH output of 25.9 kW". So let's say 26kW. So if I put the heating on for an hour, that's £2.60, right? Which means the central heating is massively more expensive than the fan to have on.

Of course there are other factors like if the central heating switches off the radiators will stay hot for a while, unlike the air in the room, but that's basically it right?

I've seen other figures online given by an employee of Worcester Bosch saying radiators only cost 10p to run per hour, but that seems to have been calculated as an average over the year which takes into account the days you have it switched off in the summer, so it sounds like boiler industry bullshit.
>> No. 456670 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 9:08 am
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>>456669
Get one of these. It's like constantly being in a warm hug.

https://tuclothing.sainsburys.co.uk/p/Charcoal-Grey-Borg-Hoodie-/140738728
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17th February 2023
Friday 9:19 am
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>Which means the central heating is massively more expensive than the fan to have on.

If the heating is running continuously. The thermostat will turn the boiler off once it has reached the set temperature and turn it back on when the temperature dips back down.

Boilers have a lot of heat output, because they're designed to be able to heat your whole house relatively quickly and provide hot water on demand. As you've worked out, the cost per unit of heat is about three times lower for gas than for electricity. The advantage of electricity is that you can target the heat more effectively, but you can do something similar with gas by turning down radiators in rooms you don't need and turning down the main thermostat.
>> No. 456673 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 9:39 am
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Why, in the current outcry about heating prices, has everyone forgotten that "life hack" about putting an upside-down flowerpot over a tealight? It was meant to be an absolute game-changer, and I had friends who swore by it. I think it turned out it was poisonous somehow, and tealights don't last that long so it wouldn't be that cheap, but it's testament to the fleeting nature of online culture that I had forgotten about it until right now and so had you.
>> No. 456675 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 10:33 am
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>>456673

I think about it every time I go into the garden and see my flower pots.
>> No. 456679 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 12:17 pm
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Can men who get hair transplants grow it out long afterwards? I don't think I've ever seen that.
>> No. 456680 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 12:22 pm
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>>456673
Get a high tog blanket an a proper hot water bottle. You can get them in the classic shape and up to a 3" long, one time investment and then use your kettle. If you've never had one, it's exquistely comfortable, even if you share it.
>> No. 456681 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 12:26 pm
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>>456679
Hair transplats are just that. Dig a small plug out of your scalp that captures the hair follicle and dig a plug where it can live again. If you had thin hair where it was dug from, you'll have thin hair where it's implanted. It's oddly like gardening.

If you have strong back (of head) hair, there may be room to re-pot it, but expect, at most, a decent "back and sides" cut.
>> No. 456682 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 1:14 pm
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>>456681

A sickly plant can thrive if it's replanted somewhere with better conditions, I don't see the connection here.
>> No. 456683 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 1:23 pm
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>>456682
HAIR GOT ROOTS.
PLANT GOT ROOTS.
RUB MANURE IN YOUR SCALP.
>> No. 456684 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 3:15 pm
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>>456683
Didn't work.
>> No. 456685 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 4:33 pm
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New manager just discovered computer generated overlays on Google Meet. Might kill myself. Did the last three years not happen to these people?
>> No. 456686 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 4:43 pm
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>>456682
Replant an airy soil loving plant into clay. It'll live, but not thrive.
>> No. 456691 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 11:01 pm
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Deeply upsetting moment earlier today when someone I was watching play computer games that I'd assumed to be several years my junior was, in fact, my age and with a family of his own. It was as if fate itself was telling me that not only am I a manchild, I am an especially loathsome, tragic, manchild.
>> No. 456692 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 11:18 pm
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>>456691

I have the opposite issue, I have absolutely no qualms about my "manchild" status, because I believe maintaining a connection with your inner youth is fundamentally healthy, and because in many ways remaining childless and living out a kind of eternal 20s is the only sane reaction to today's economic headwinds.

But when a YouTuber or streamer or someone is making a "retrospective" of a game or whatever, let's say Half Life 2 or Oblivion, and they mention that they were under the age of ten when they first played it, I instantly have to close the video. How am I supposed to take anything they have to say seriously? I even feel a bit dirty for the fact that for a few moments, in my mind judging them as a peer, when they are a child.
>> No. 456693 Anonymous
17th February 2023
Friday 11:47 pm
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>>456692
As far as I'm concerned nobody was born after 2001.
>> No. 456694 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 12:57 am
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>>456693
It finally happened for me a couple of days ago. I was recommended a post on Facebook that was posted by a group called "2000s kids only". It is time to give up and just wait for death.
>> No. 456695 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 1:00 am
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Is it illegal to sms bomb a scammer, or what would the repercussions be?

I got a text message tonight from a number with the country code +48 for Poland, and it read something like "Hello Grandma, I've got a new phone, please whatsapp me under this number. Your grandson.", followed by what appears to be a UK Vodafone mobile number.

I know there are tools with which you can sms bomb someone and send them some 250 text messages in short succession, which would essentially render this scammer's phone unuseable, but maybe I should just leave it alone. Don't want the Polish phone scam mafia showing up on my doorstep.
>> No. 456697 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 8:47 am
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>>456695
They'll probably just switch out the SIM for another one from their large pile.
>> No. 456698 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 6:02 pm
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>>456695
You don't know the messages are originating from a phone or that number.
>> No. 456699 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 8:41 pm
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I went in about eight charity shops today and all but one of them had at least one copy of The President Is Missing by James Patterson and Bill Clinton. I'd never even heard of this book before but it kept following me around today.
>> No. 456700 Anonymous
18th February 2023
Saturday 10:57 pm
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This is macabre as fuck.
>> No. 456701 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 1:12 am
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This weekend I have mostly been crying at home on my own.
>> No. 456702 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 1:27 am
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>>456701
Are you Capellan? I'll drop once more. Let's have a pint? We'll die tomorrow.
>> No. 456703 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 1:41 am
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>>456702
Have you been playing loads of Mechwarrior too?
>> No. 456704 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 12:51 pm
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I took a few friends to Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, the first time I'd been there was a .gs meetup in 2011 or 2012 or something. I'm now a decade+ older and I've done nothing with my life.
>> No. 456705 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 12:51 pm
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I took a few friends to Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, the first time I'd been there was a .gs meetup in 2011 or 2012 or something. I'm now a decade+ older and I've done nothing with my life.
>> No. 456708 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 3:51 pm
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I only knew what I really wanted when I could no longer have it (a two slot, RX 6700 XT for £400).
>> No. 456709 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 4:32 pm
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>>456708

https://www.ebuyer.com/1143985-powercolor-radeon-rx-6700-xt-12gb-fighter-graphics-card-axrx-6700xt-12gbd6-3dh
>> No. 456710 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 4:38 pm
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>>456709
Mate, do you think I'm not aware of this? Do you think I can't see this item on PC Part Picker also? I just don't want to spend hundreds of pounds on a card that looks like it has a cooler on it from eight years ago and probably has to run it's fans so fast they're audible across the street.
>> No. 456711 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 5:21 pm
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What's decent to listen to on the radio at this time? Usually I'd have Paul O'Grady on in the background while I'm prepping years but Radio 2 replaced him with Rob Beckett and I'm not overly keen on his show.
>> No. 456712 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 6:03 pm
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>>456710

Fucking hell mate, who pissed on your cornflakes?

A two-slot card is going to be louder and hotter than a thicker card, that's just physics. The Powercolor Fighter is no worse than any of the other options of a similar form factor. Buy a bigger case or deal with it.
>> No. 456715 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 8:04 pm
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>>456712
Just pretend I said "Thanks, but, mate..." instead and get over it.
>> No. 456720 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 11:59 am
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>>456715
Why would he do that when you’re the one being a bellend who’s reacting badly to being called out for being snippy? He’s got nothing to get over, you clearly have. Imagine you did say ,thanks mate but’, then you wouldn’t have sounded like you were feasting on pissflakes.
>> No. 456721 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 12:04 pm
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>>456720
Maaaaaate...
>> No. 456722 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 12:07 pm
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>>456721
Back to Quiggins with you.
>> No. 456723 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 4:00 pm
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>>456720
Alright, it's been days, but if you want to get into I'm happy to. So firstly, let's get rid of this idea that because I dimissed what he said to me I'm "feasting on pissflakes", I just don't care. Secondly, I think he had something to get over because he was clearly taken aback by how I dimissed him. Finally and thirdly, the reason I dimissed what he said was because I never asked "are there any other options?", and I've experienced far too many people simply saying the first thing that comes to them to care about it anymore. You didn't consider what you were saying to me, so why should I act like you're doing me a favour? Because if we all did that the totality of our social fabric would break apart like wet tissue paper? Once again we're back to "I don't care".
>> No. 456724 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 4:43 pm
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>>456723

>I don't care

Sounds like it m8.
>> No. 456725 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 4:44 pm
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>>456723
Perhaps consult your doctor about changing your medication.
>> No. 456726 Anonymous
23rd February 2023
Thursday 4:45 pm
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>>456724
Other than my words there's not a lot I can do to express myself over the internet, is there? Not to get personal, but I believe everything you've said so it's a little rude that you won't extend that same courtesy to me.
>> No. 456742 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 4:59 pm
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Would you rather own a Honda Civic or a Toyota C-HR?
>> No. 456743 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 5:38 pm
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>>456742
Out of the two of them, the Civic. If only so I don't contribute to every new model of car being a hatchback but also a 4x4.

Still, they pale in comparison to the most beautiful* of all Japanese automobiles.
>> No. 456744 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>456743

Good god. Still, at least it isn't Malaysian.
>> No. 456745 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 6:08 pm
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I'm not enjoying this tomato shortage one bit, I know I can pad out my pesto pasta with pepper, spring onion and sweetcorn but it's not the same. It feels like this is what normal is for us now, periodic shortages of this or that every season.

What's a refreshing meal for a working lunch using only foods that are abundant in this country? First person to say eggs gets a beating.

>>456742
Civic because it has proper rear doors. Just look at what's going on with the Toyota and ask yourself how long you'll have until something breaks or gets scratched with the handle where it is.
>> No. 456746 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 6:44 pm
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>>456745

Turnip soup.
>> No. 456747 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 7:11 pm
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>>456745
>First person to say eggs gets a beating.
You could boil or fry them instead?

>>456742
I've always wanted a Honda Civic. Not enough to actually buy any sort of car at all, but if I was going to, a Honda Civic from a few years ago would be the one. It's a bit sporty and a bit nice, but it's so totally generic that you can replace bits very easily and own one without looking like an eight-year-old who won the lottery. It really is my dream car out of all cars currently being made (although a 1980s Audi Quattro still feels like it would be cooler). I know the most recent Honda Civic does look like something in a child's calendar, but my brand loyalty to an object I have never owned still remains.
>> No. 456748 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 7:12 pm
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>>456745
Four packs of Napolina passata in Farmfoods for a quid. I'm sure it was also three for £1.20 on Bella Napoli chopped tomatoes, too.
>> No. 456749 Anonymous
24th February 2023
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>456742

If I have any sort of loyalty to any sort of large manufacturing conglomerate it's definitely Toyota, but I would still take the civic any day of the week. SUVs for the sake of being SUVs are abhorrent, and I guarantee the usable practical space in the Civic will be close to equal the C-HR.
>> No. 456761 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 12:00 pm
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A daydream I find myself frequently having is wondering what it would be like if I could start my life over again, but still knowing everything I know now. I think it opens up enough questions for me to write a science fiction story about it. However, I realise it's not an original thought so do stories like this already exist?
>> No. 456762 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 12:04 pm
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>>456761
It's a fairly common fantasy but I can't think of any examples of it in fiction.
>> No. 456766 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 4:19 pm
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I will happily agree that soyjaks are the least funny piece of Internet culture ever devised. And the large number of them does not serve to make them any funnier. But I really, desperately, would like to know: do any of you recognise what this one is based on? Is it a specific person, or some kind of stereotype? It makes me very uncomfortable for a reason you can possibly guess.
>> No. 456767 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 4:52 pm
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>>456766

It's based on you. I drew it after following you at random then posting it somewhere innocent seeming that I knew you'd happen upon at the exact right time, probably an obscure chan that nobody really has any way of knowing you browse and at what time you would be looking. Obviously this would take a huge amount of time, thought and effort but it's worth it as part of my plan to tip you off that I'm stalking you via memes for no particular reason.
>> No. 456768 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 5:34 pm
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>>456766
It's you, m7.

And soyjaks are ace for winding up the clinically sensitive with strawmen in the form of poorly drawn cartoons. Climb aboard the banter bus.
>> No. 456769 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 6:01 pm
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>>456766
Looks kind of like the Angry Video Game Nerd.
>> No. 456770 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 6:03 pm
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>>456766

I understand your concern, but a balding man with glasses is hardly a rare occurrence.

Or it's you, who knows.
>> No. 456779 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 8:13 pm
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>>456768
Retard.
>> No. 456784 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 9:47 pm
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>>456779
Not as retarded as getting triggered by internet cartoons by any stretch of the imagination.
>> No. 456785 Anonymous
25th February 2023
Saturday 11:19 pm
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>>456784
>Triggered
What?
>> No. 456797 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 11:48 am
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I think the music of The Bloodhound Gang has aged rather well, considering.
>> No. 456798 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 12:03 pm
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>>456797
It's music with humour aimed at teenage boys. There's always going to be a market for that.
>> No. 456799 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 12:14 pm
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>>456798

They won't know who Chasey Laine is, though.
>> No. 456800 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 12:25 pm
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>>456798

I'd actually say it's a fairly universal humour, and that's why it has aged well. Not all of their songs were about sex (although yes, a lot of them) but even the ones that are have a lot of very clever wordplay and innuendo.

Then again I do tend to think anyone who doesn't like sexual humour is a stuck up arsehole, so perhaps I would be inclined to view it more favourably. I mean let's be honest, you know the kind of person who tuts and makes a face at a dirty joke, and they're never not a cunt, are they?
>> No. 456802 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 1:15 pm
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The Guardian is cursed.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2023/feb/26/the-return-to-medieval-drugs-to-treat-ailments
>> No. 456803 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 1:35 pm
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>>456800
To some extent, men don't really grow up. I know that my dad will watch Shaun the Sheep if he finds out it's on even when he isn't looking after his grandkids.
>> No. 456804 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 2:34 pm
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Are we facing an eggs shortage? Managed to get red peppers, even if I had to pay Co-op prices, but no eggs in sight.
>> No. 456805 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 3:37 pm
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>>456803
I have found myself just watching Bluey. My daughter has fucked off to do something in her room or has gone to pester her mum and I'm just sat there enjoying the show.
>> No. 456806 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 3:39 pm
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>>456804

Bird flu.
>> No. 456807 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 3:53 pm
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>>456803

You can say that, although I think it's an interesting observation that we don't say the same about women when they essentially spend their entire lives playing dress up and doll house. I think it's more accurate to say that the expected behaviours of a mature, adult male are more rigidly defined (and to some extent, enforced), so we notice it more when blokes do something "childish".

Women get a free pass to be childish all the time because on a subconscious, benevolently fisherist way, we never actually expect them to have grown up in the first place; but it also means they have a lower bar to clear. We perceive them as much more "mature" just by holding down a normal job and looking after themselves in exactly the same way a bloke would, but for a bloke that's just the expected baseline.

I don't think anyone ever really grows up. We just spend the 9-5 pretending we have done, and then indulging our inner child on the evenings and weekends. When people have kids the part they find most liberating is suddenly being "allowed" to do that without shame.
>> No. 456808 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 4:00 pm
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>>456807
Lonstanding issues.
>> No. 456809 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 4:06 pm
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>>456804
>>456806

Around the last time of shortage there was a comment floating about social media from a guy claiming to be a farmer saying supermarkets simply weren't buying his eggs at decent price, rather than there being a genuine shortage. The clip was shot infront of multiple pallets of eggs - at a guess enough to sustain a small town over say 5 days or so.

Now I've definitely seen plenty of aditional zombie looking birds since the 'rona outbreak but I'm wondering if the supermarkets are restricting egg trades to stablise price (somehow - I'm not an economist). I'm guessing by refusing to 'overpay' for a persihable good, the price doesn't rise sharply.. but that would require a shortage for bids to increase .. Huh, it's quite interesting to think about.
>> No. 456810 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 4:11 pm
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>>456805
Hey Dougie is a good one :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05N2jqFHc8
>> No. 456811 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 4:24 pm
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>>456809

I've heard something similar from various places. Wouldn't surprise me if it's really a bit of both. It's not a true shortage in the sense of "there are none left", more just that the supply chains are squeezed enough that supermarkets aren't willing to take the margin hit of paying for them.

Then you've some people going "IT'S BREXIT IT'S BREXIT IT'S BREXIT IF ONLY BRUSSELS WERE HERE" and others going "Shortage, what shortage, I bought tomatoes last week. Rubbish. Just another mainstream media scare tactic!"
>> No. 456815 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 5:44 pm
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>>456810
I've seen all of Hey Duggee the earlier seasons with references to Deer Hunter and Apocalypse Now with Rollie in the Bird Badge episode was really good. A couple of years ago a mate bought my daughter a plush Stick that played the stick song when you squeezed it. That soon lost it's batteries, because working at hoe and being on a meeting and hearing that going off in the background soon got old,
>> No. 456816 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 11:16 pm
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>>456815
Dugee can be amazingly surreal.
>> No. 456817 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 2:35 am
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>>456804
Iceland has a reliable supply of eggs from what I've found. Even dare I say it a surplus of eggs.

I don't know why it's happened, probably just how they do their supplier contracts, but be warned that every time I go in Iceland I leave with a load of unhealthy and cartoonish bollocks.
>> No. 456818 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 7:56 am
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>>456817
From what I've seen of the boss of Iceland he seems like a reasonable person, so it wouldn't surprise me if they have decent deals with their farmers.
>> No. 456820 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 12:08 pm
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>>456818
You're being a bit optimistic I think. Iceland still charge under two quid for a box of 10 eggs - I think they're doing alright because they use caged hens by default and lucked into having a supplier contract period over the right time that they've not be left scrambling.

Iceland isn't a champion of the people. Their business model is completely unhealthy novelty frozen foods for the proletariat and then overcharging on the fresh essentials.

Edit: Anyone else making ridiculous typos at the minute?
>> No. 456821 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 4:16 pm
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>>456820
>Their business model is completely unhealthy novelty frozen foods for the proletariat and then overcharging on the fresh essentials
I've always found it funny that Iceland sells the best quality to cost toilet paper in town, considering the food they sell beside it.
>> No. 456822 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 7:42 pm
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>>456820

>they've not be left scrambling.

Very good.
>> No. 456823 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 8:24 pm
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>>456820

Yeah but have you had a Reese's cheesecake? Now sorts the munchies out more thoroughly.
>> No. 456824 Anonymous
27th February 2023
Monday 8:56 pm
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>>456820

I'm going to defend Iceland here. When my nan got to the point where she could no longer cope with the cooking, we looked into the various options - meals on wheels, Wiltshire Farm Foods and various supermarket ready meals. Iceland's offering was no less healthy than anything else overall, apart from the slightly over-generous portion sizes on a lot of the meals. A lot of it wouldn't be to my taste, but nan seemed to like that sort of comforting stodge. The money wasn't really an issue for us, but it was drastically cheaper than anything else. For some people, I can see that what Iceland offers might be a literal lifesaver.

I've heard the CEO of Iceland interviewed on the Today programme a few times and he does seem like a genuinely decent bloke. He makes no pretences about the fact that he sells cheap food to poor people, but there's a refreshing level of honesty about that.
>> No. 456881 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 3:28 pm
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One thing I've noticed since putting on weight is that if I wear jeans with a zip fly they'll gradually get undone as time goes on.
>> No. 456886 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:50 pm
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>>456881
Wait until you start needing a belt. What's up with that? Surely the jeans should, if anything, be more likely to stay up if you're fatter. I don't mean to go all '80s stand-up comedy routine, but I'm fucking serious. It makes no sense. It's bullshit. Every pair of jeans I have starts to fall down the fatter I get.
>> No. 456888 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:54 pm
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>>456886

Skinny lads have got wide hips and narrow waists. Trousers will rest on your hips, but only if there isn't a couple of stone of belly fat trying to push them down.
>> No. 456890 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:27 pm
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>>456886
Doesn't everyone just wear a belt anyway?
>> No. 456891 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:47 pm
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>>456890

I've never worn a belt, or felt the need to wear one.
>> No. 456892 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:55 pm
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>>456891
It's probably a hangover from my teen teenlad days. I was a mosher and we all expressed our personalities through accessorising with belts, mainly studded ones or colourful canvas ones. Always worn one since.
>> No. 456898 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 12:31 pm
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Might have to put the heating back on. It's getting a bit nippy.
>> No. 456965 Anonymous
11th March 2023
Saturday 7:05 pm
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I had a tummy ache and I thought I was hungry, so I went to get a big Maccies. Now I've eaten it all and I think I might need to go to A&E, because it hurts even more. I think in about an hour or two I'm going to fart so loud the neighbours will hear it, and so forcefully they'll feel it too.
>> No. 456968 Anonymous
12th March 2023
Sunday 8:10 pm
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>>456965
Still with us M8?
>> No. 456970 Anonymous
12th March 2023
Sunday 9:49 pm
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>>456965

I hate their new McPlant with passion. Even the cheese slice is a vegan cheese substitute. It tastes awful.

If this is what we need to do to save the planet, then count me out. This planet isn't worth saving if its fate hinges on people switching to vegan burgers.
>> No. 456971 Anonymous
12th March 2023
Sunday 9:53 pm
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All McDonald's burgers are shite. Best option is getting whatever is the wrap of the day.
>> No. 456972 Anonymous
12th March 2023
Sunday 11:03 pm
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I recently got a Grand Big Mac, good job I was eating it at home because it was so big and sloppy that the patties kept sliding out and I got sauce all over my beard. Should have gone for one of the chicken based sandwiches, they're much better and have better structural integrity.
>> No. 456973 Anonymous
13th March 2023
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I work in a mental health setting, and in a team meeting one of the other members of staff talked about how one of the male patients shouldn't be left 1 on 1 with female staff, because "he's a member of chronic masturbator". As an internet savvy former chronic masturbator, I sort of smirked because she talked about like chronic masturbator was a daft militant wog ideology rather than just a term for someone who can't dip his wick, but I didn't pull her up on it. Should I have corrected her or would that have outed me as chronic masturbator adjacent because I know the chronic masturbator culture?
>> No. 456974 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 12:53 am
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>>456973

There was a documentary about them on TV recently, I think, as a coworker also recently asked me if I'd "seen that thing about them chronic masturbators"

I obviously said no, and he explained it was a group of men who, instead of having sex, go out and blow stuff up instead.
>> No. 456975 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 1:29 am
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>>456974

>men who, instead of having sex, go out and blow stuff up instead.

Proof that simplistic world views can be very amusing, if for all the wrong reasons.
>> No. 456991 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 12:32 pm
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>>456971


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU2ekvPQ4kM
>> No. 456992 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 12:38 pm
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>>456991
I found out the other day I have mutual friends with his missus. It turns out she is as exhausting as you'd imagine.
>> No. 456995 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 1:17 pm
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>>456992
Hello, fellow Loiner.

Honestly doesn't surprise me but I'm just glad the big man's happy.
>> No. 456999 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 1:59 pm
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>>456992
She's only in it for the Rate My Takeaway money and the clout. You look at her website and YouTube, she breast fed her kid for like 4 years, she has an eating disorder, she has psychosis, she's probably EUPD. She's a succubus draining Danny of his cum and his highly successful one note YouTube channel.
>> No. 457002 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 5:22 pm
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>>456992
>>456999
What is it with you two and tearing Danny down? He's not exactly Hitler.
>> No. 457004 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 5:33 pm
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>>457002
Eh?
>> No. 457006 Anonymous
13th March 2023
Monday 5:34 pm
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>>457002
I like Danny, I just don't trust his mental slag missus.
>> No. 457051 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 3:41 pm
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It's been unseasonably warm today, which has reminded me that I need a new lightweight jacket for the coming months. Where do people buy clothes these days?
>> No. 457052 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 3:47 pm
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>>457051

Primark and/or the Internet, far as I can tell. Even my missus, a woman, doesn't bother shopping in shops any more.
>> No. 457053 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 4:33 pm
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>>457052
The internet isn't very specific.
>> No. 457054 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 4:51 pm
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>>457053
For me it's Amazon and then looking at google shopping search. Yeah I sometimes get things that aren't the right size but it's still cheaper than using bricks and mortar in the aggregate.

Legendary Whitetails is expensive but I've been happy with what I've got from them.
>> No. 457055 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 5:20 pm
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>>457051
shop.mega64.com
>> No. 457056 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 6:08 pm
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Why should men have to pay child support if we no say in whether a woman has a child or not?

If a mental bint you had a drunken shag with gets hold of your spunk, she can chase you down at any point in the next 18 years demanding a DNA test and payment. It's scary.

If I don't consent to having a child, then why should I be obliged to have any involvement in the process? Her body, her choice (and none of my concern) and all that.
>> No. 457057 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 7:17 pm
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>>457056
Don't shag her then. I didn't.
>> No. 457058 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 7:17 pm
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>>457056
Because you shot you load in her, so you very much did have a say in it, supposing your cock didn't go AWOL knock her up without your say so. Did that happen? Did that ever happen? You think willies creep around at night like little jizz-filled facehuggers, getting girls pregnant? I didn't think so either.

If you're nervous about what could happen after having sex with a lady, there are plenty of other places to put your cock. However, bare in mind they're not neccesarily consequence free either. Genital chaffing, prison time, being kicked by a horse, I'd argue all these things are worse than having a child.
>> No. 457059 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 7:21 pm
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>>457056

Get a vasectomy.
>> No. 457060 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 7:21 pm
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>>457056
Are you saying they'retrying to steal your precious bodily fluids?

>> No. 457061 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 8:37 pm
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>>457058
>>457059
>>457060

You see, this is all very predictable, and it's very tempting to just nod along and go "put sumfin' on the end of it!" like Are Jez used to. And arguing that a woman can rape a bloke is, while technically true, something we all know happens vanishingly rarely.

But I think we have to remember that rape by deception is very much a thing. A woman can easily lie about using contraception to obtain your consent to do something (ie shag and spunk up her) that you wouldn't have done if you were properly informed. You might have bagged up if she was honest with you. And you might say "wel you should have done anyway!", and that's fine in a one night stand or what have you; but if you're in a relationship with someone and you think you can trust them, why would you? And there's cases where a woman gets pregnant in unexpected circumstances, all the rest of it...

It's something that happens surprisingly commonly, as I've observed throughout my life, and we shouldn't just dismiss it like that. The standard answer of just saying "well, you should have worn a johnny" places the full expectation of responsibility on a man to avoid getting a woman pregnant, but it places zero responsibility on the woman to avoid letting a man get her pregnant. I don't know about you lads, but sex is an act that generally requires two people to participate, in my experience.

Why the double standard? I think it's a legitimate question, honestly.
>> No. 457062 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 8:50 pm
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I'm always stunned by the argument 'men just don't want contraception, they push it onto the woman', but if there was a reversible male contraceptive that could be opted into in advance, rather than when you're 30 seconds away from getting your dick wet, the human race would probably die out in a few generations.
>> No. 457063 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>457058
>Did that happen? Did that ever happen?
No, that didn't happen, but women have lied about being on the pill, poked holes in condoms, and so on.

If she says 'spaff your sticky load in me, husband, I want to make a baby', then yeah, you're responsible. If she says "I'm on the pill, I don't want a serious relationship, I'd get an abortion if I got pregnant" then she's literally stealing your genetic material, making a baby with it against your consent, and then stealing 10% of your gross pay for the next 20 years.

Why isn't anyone campaigning about this?
>> No. 457064 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 10:41 pm
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>>457063

There are people campaigning, or at least making noise about it, but they tend to be ridiculed rather than covered favourably in the press and so on. And to be fair they usually are nutters.

Besides it's more of a Yank thing, I don't think it really tends to work that way over here. I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure in this country a bloke does have the right to disavow any responsibility for the kid in legal terms, and obviously forfeits any right to see the child and so on in doing so; it's only social shaming and peer pressure that stops you.

Now I'm going to go off into one of those tangents that usually starts a cunt off, but in my opinion blokes kind of do have ourselves to blame in some regards. Some of my opinions get called out as maritime issues by other men who are, clearly, trying their best to be respectful of women and all that; but in reality what they're doing is being mugs and letting women get away with shit. They are debasing themselves by allowing women to manipulate and disrespect them, and then enforcing that as some sort of ideal of masculinity.

Fuck all that, in my opinion. Even my girlfriend says one of the things she likes about me is that I won't put up with shit, she respects that I have a backbone and call her on it when she's being a cunt. Lots of men don't do that, because they have conditioned themselves to believe that a man shouldn't, that it's not what women want, that doing so means you're a whale poacher and all that lot. They're gaslighting themselves, in my opinion, but it's pervasive enough in culture that many just accept it.

A lot of it comes down to the fact that, like it or not, no matter how much of a fisherperson or egalitarian or nu-wave neo-lefty progressive hippy you are- The main things we value in a male are always going to be strength, independence, reliability, etc. No matter what. Underneath all the signalling, that will never change, it's just hard-coded, and there are certain things that go along with it. It just happens that in the context of modern civilised society and life, there are ways to exploit that expectation.
>> No. 457065 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>457064

>I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure in this country a bloke does have the right to disavow any responsibility for the kid in legal terms, and obviously forfeits any right to see the child and so on in doing so; it's only social shaming and peer pressure that stops you.
I've never heard of that
>> No. 457066 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 11:51 pm
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>>457063
You're going to have to post some numbers, lads. You can't just be all "my mate Dave swore down he wrapped it up and she got up the duff anyway", otherwise we can go back and forth forever and ever.
>> No. 457067 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:21 am
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>>457066
No, you need to stop this victim blaming campaign you're on. Condoms can fail, people can lie, even vasectomies sometimes reverse themselves. It doesn't matter if it's rare, it's still an injustice that the man involved is on the hook to pay for the upkeep of a child he has no say in the creation of.

If we had perfect male contraception pills I'd be much more sympathetic to your position, but we don't. "it doesn't matter because it's rare" is not a good argument.

Do you also think men should be allowed to force women to carry the child to term in the case of accidental pregnancies because he decided he does want a kid, and it's her own stupid fault for not taking the pill anyway?
>> No. 457068 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 2:29 am
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>>457067
Yeah, but what are you talking about, you bellend? Did it happen to you? Is it rare? Is it happening 40,000 times a year? Twice? What the fuck are you talking about?
>> No. 457069 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 3:07 am
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>>457062
I'm going to get shit for this no doubt but I've always been a little afraid of a male contraceptive in the way they talk about them as a pill. It's not 'normal' but the lady-pill has decades of research behind it and we have a good grasp of how it works in tricking the body into thinking its pregnant.

I'm sure there's good science being done but the thought of my swimmers not working or switching off ol' steelworks gives a strange feeling in my balls.

>>457067
Life isn't fair but the court's primary concern will be for the wellbeing of the child. I'm sorry if you were tricked by a mentalist but there's other ways to go about it than to cut-off your child, which in all probability will become a burden on the state even if it feels unjust for you personally.

The Courts can't make you be a proper dad and it can't force the woman to have an abortion. What it can do though is make sure you're on the hook to pay maintenance for a risk you took that is more than understood by every bloke here and ultimately delivers for the greater social good. I'm even speaking from personal experience having come back from a piss to find the lass I'd just spaffed in doing a headstand on the bed, had I gotten the dreaded text I'd have demanded a DNA test and tried to accept my fate.
>> No. 457070 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 9:26 am
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It's not relevant to the well-being of the child so wouldn't get you off the hook for child support but given that there's precedent for "stealthing" (secretly removing the condom) being charged as rape, there's a strong argument to be made for lies about other contraception being rape too. Not that it's easy to prove either one.
>> No. 457071 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 9:32 am
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>>457068
>what are you talking about you bellend? I don't care if your mate was murdered. How often is murder happening? Are there 40,000 murders a year?
This is how you sound.

>>457069
>Life isn't fair but the court's primary concern will be for the wellbeing of the child. I'm sorry if you were tricked by a mentalist but there's other ways to go about it than to cut-off your child, which in all probability will become a burden on the state even if it feels unjust for you personally

"You are the victim here, but we have to take your money to support the woman who conned you"

The more I think about this the worse it gets. Pregnancy by deception should be a crime. She has full agency over whether the child comes into being, you have none. Why should your genetic material being involved mean you're to blame for her actions? If your neighbour asks to borrow a pair of scissors to open a package then uses them to stab someone is that somehow also your fault?

If we flip this and have a lad sabotaging contraception in a country where abortion was illegal everyone would rightfully see him as a monster. In my view, the woman in your story was trying to do you harm, and put the child to be in an bad situation to satisfy her own selfish desires, she's a villain.
>> No. 457072 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 9:44 am
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Fucking hell lads. You're not spending all weekend bitching about women lying about contraception to get pregnant. You're better than that.
>> No. 457075 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 10:48 am
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>>457071
>This is how you sound.
If your mate was half the cunt you are, no, I wouldn't care. Hell, I'd pin a medal on the killer.
>> No. 457077 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 11:05 am
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I told one of you to buy Mega 64 merch yesterday and this morning I dreamt I met Rocco Botte. I'm not sure what's going on, but I do think I might be being called to my destiny.
>> No. 457078 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 11:07 am
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>>457072

Women are allowed to have unreasonable and irrational fears that every bloke they meet is out to rape them, let a lad have the same.
>> No. 457079 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>457078
We've got a thread for women being irrational about things like wanting 20 cushions on the bed. That's innocuous fun. Every now and then MRAlad tests the waters with his chronic masturbator bullshit and it's always something as tedious as this, which spreads if it isn't shut down. Not even the lad who'd pop up occasionally to tell us how female fertility peaks at 13/14 was this tiresome.
>> No. 457080 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 11:41 am
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You lads are laughing, yet instances of Zoo drownings are killing between 1 to 70,000,000 men a year. FUCK YOU!
>> No. 457081 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:09 pm
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>>457075
>>457079
>>457075
>his chronic masturbator bullshit and it's always something as tedious as this, which spreads if it isn't shut down.

I've clearly touched a nerve here. I didn't think it would be this contentious. As soon as I read about the way it works it seemed obviously and extremely unfair to me. Are any of you just going to limit yourselves to shutting down my line of thought by calling me an chronic masturbator or do you actually think I'm wrong about this system being ridiculously unjust?

So far all you've given me is "WELL JUST USE A CONDOM" as if that solves anything.
>> No. 457082 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:12 pm
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>>457079

This is very much one of those cases where dismissing someone as an [insert "other" group here] does nothing to help and only contributes to the polarisation, and breeds resentment.

It's fine not to agree with someone but it really irks me when people just dismiss somebody. People who do that are arseholes. You're probably an arsehole. You think you're on the side of good, but you're a cunt.

Not every lad who feels wronged by some double standard or hypocrisy is an MRA or chronic.
>> No. 457083 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:23 pm
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>>457081
If you don't want to get a woman pregnant then wear a condom, otherwise you're letting someone else control your destiny. It's awful that some women will get pregnant by deception, but you should take precautions against this sort of thing. If I left my phone on view in my car and someone smashed the window and took it then the blame would lie with the thief, but any sensible person would minimise the risk of this happening.

>>457082
I would agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that a) this isn't the first time that MRAlad has tested the waters and b) it's too tedious to spend the entire weekend thread having a cunt-off over this.
>> No. 457085 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:39 pm
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>>457081
>JUST USE A CONDOM" as if that solves anything
Alright, this is just half-arsed trolling now.

>>457082
I get what you're saying, but why is it my, or anyone else's, job to play amateur Prevent case worker with every bonehead we meet one the internet? Not only would trying have a fatherly sit down with every scum-cunt I hear or see being racist, sexist or just plain appalling online leave me with half-an-hour of free time a week, but what makes you think that they will give a shit what I say? The guy in this thread didn't when I asked him how often this alledged sperm theft was taking place, the Finnish ape I asked to apologise for calling me the n-word in a computer game earlier this week didn't either and neither did an Andrew Tate stan after I tried explaining to him that men like that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. By all means, hop on 4chan and try playing youth pastor with them, but good luck, because even if you do get through one of the half-a-foot thick boney mass they call a skull, fifteen more cretins will take their place.

Again, I want to understand I really do get where you're coming from, but what you're suggest is, in the majority of cases, like telling someone with a syringe in their arm "hey, pal, you know that heroin's bad news, yeah?" They know what they're doing and they like it.
>> No. 457086 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 2:49 pm
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>>457085

>but why is it my, or anyone else's, job to play amateur Prevent case worker with every bonehead we meet one the internet

Because like it or not, the internet has broadly speaking taken over from the old fashioned places social interaction took place, where social consensus was formed, and where proselytisation of ideas took place. You might not like having to take an active role, you might not think it's your responsibility, but it's tough tits. If reasonable people like you or I don't, only the most vocal nutters from either camp will be heard.

I don't know about you but I'd prefer not to live in a world where the predominant social norms are influenced by either chronic frogposters from /r9k/, or the kind of tedious cunt who puts "no cis straight white men #smashtheSea Shepherd Conservation Society" on her dating profile.
>> No. 457087 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 5:06 pm
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>>457085
>Alright, this is just half-arsed trolling now.

How? Condoms can fail, condoms can be sabotaged, women can lie about being on the pill. You're not actually telling me what you disagree with.

>The guy in this thread didn't when I asked him how often this alledged sperm theft was taking place

I told you something being relatively rare doesn't make it less bad. You're not engaging, you're just coming out with these stupid hyperboles to pretend what I'm saying is so fully unhinged it can't be addressed. I didn't say this was a common occurrence, I have no idea how often it happens.

If a woman gets herself pregnant this way I see one person to blame and two victims, the child and the man she tricked. Do you not agree with that? Why?
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18th March 2023
Saturday 5:35 pm
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Fancied making mini egg nests and it turns out Farmfoods has 90g bars of Green & Black's two for a quid. Fuck me, it is nice chocolate.
>> No. 457091 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:00 pm
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>>457089
Folks talk all sorts of shite about what makes them nostalgic but this is what does it for me. Sometimes I look at Eastern European Easter traditions and wish we had something a little more like that but the first bite into that puck of chocolatey corn flakes and I forget all about them.
>> No. 457093 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:03 pm
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>>457091

>Sometimes I look at Eastern European Easter traditions

Our lass was saying they basically abuse women for easter in her country. Think it might be a bit of a mixed bag.
>> No. 457094 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:10 pm
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>>457093
There's nothing wrong with a bit of harmless whipping with sticks.
>> No. 457096 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 8:40 pm
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I spent hours today looking at my current investments and the alternatives only to decide that everything is fine. I even looked at different brokers before realising that HL is annoying but other platforms are even worse for me.

Really a 'what the fuck am I doing with my life moment?'
>> No. 457097 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 8:48 pm
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>>457096

Welcome to middle age m8. Next stop is the garden centre, National Trust membership and finding excuses to go to the tip.
>> No. 457098 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 9:04 pm
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>>457091
Chocolate covered shredded wheat > chocolate covered cornflakes > chocolated covered rice crispies.

>>457096
I'm with AJ Bell. They're fine for the most part but it's a nightmare for looking up funds.
>> No. 457099 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 12:07 am
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I'd also like to report that I've been really pushing myself on the cross trainer and rowing machines at the gym for a few weeks and feel fantastic as a result. It used to be that I would take it easy but it really does make a difference the next morning in your mood if you give Mr. Heart a good workout.

>>457098
>I'm with AJ Bell

I can confirm that it is really the only other game in town. The dealbreaker for me though is HL's free* option to invest in funds which means I can throw in dribs and drabs until I have either a grand to buy a given stock or it just gets to 4k and I leave it alone to put in the LISA. A few pound charge every time would get old really quickly.

The drawback though is that HL seems to actively want to stop people buying ETFs even though there's a single ETF that serves as the only realistic way to get into the TSX.

>it's a nightmare for looking up funds

Do you also have that annoying feature where everything is abbreviated so it takes 10-15 minutes to bring together a comparison chart?
>> No. 457100 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 3:10 am
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Well, this isn't absolutely fucking chilling.


>> No. 457101 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:49 am
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>>457099
I tend to do research separately on Trustnet or Morningstar, but it's still a ballache then finding the right fund on AJ Bell.
>> No. 457102 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 8:19 am
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>>457100
I dunno, is it?
I'm sure it'll be done with all the competence and efficiency of test & trace, and will be overused to the point of irrelevance, but fundamentally? Seems sound.
I do hope one of the preprepared ones is 'get away from the windows, you fuckwits' for when we get a nice airbursting meteor like the Russians did.
>> No. 457103 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 10:28 am
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>>457100
Sounds fine to me, except the alert sound itself which, yes, is frightening.
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19th March 2023
Sunday 3:09 pm
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I'm not complaining, but the woman in front of me in the queue today had a ridiculous large arse and thighs in proportion to the rest of her body. The closest I've seen in the flesh to having the physique of a Teletubby.
>> No. 457106 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 4:16 pm
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I started flirting with a woman where it felt like I'd seen her somewhere before. Turns out she's in a quite senior position within my large organisation. We obviously don't interact but she's quite fit and powerful.

Not sure how to play this. I might already be in too deep.

>>457100
You find it chilling, I find it liable to be a nuisance unless the climate in this country changes rapidly. The biggest benefit will probably be in a daft militant wog attack so I can plan my commute but the news will have it anyway.
>> No. 457107 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 4:31 pm
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>>457100
The chilling thing for me is the question of, "Why have they decided we suddenly need this now?" But I haven't seen it announced anywhere else, so perhaps we don't need it and it's just been quietly released without fanfare to stop people from needlessly asking that exact question.

The other chilling moment, of course, will be when someone tests the system and accidentally tells the entire North-West of England that we're going to be nuked in four minutes. That will likely not be top bants at all.
>> No. 457108 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 5:18 pm
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>>457107
>"Why have they decided we suddenly need this now?"

The doomsday clock is at 90 seconds to midnight, my dude.

Apparently there'll be a national test of the alert service on 23rd April.
https://www.gov.uk/alerts says it's been in testing since late June 21.

There's been talk lately of tidal wave causing nuclear attacks on the UK - I think it's been in the papers infact.
There's also these satellites colourful meteors falling everywhere (well, Mexico and Russia mostly come to mind) for the last 5 or more years, around the time the idea of 'satellite killers' filtered down to social medias (and later confirmed by Trumps Space Force announcement).

Even the amount of flooding and heat waves over the last few years might justify this sort of alert system - especially with the 60 degree, non-draining artificial grassed estates these days.
>> No. 457109 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:14 pm
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>>457107
>Why have they decided we suddenly need this now?

There's now the wealth of evidence and infrastructure in place to support the business case. The video references this and it's something you will have already heard about years ago when Hawaii collectively shit itself for about an imminent ballistic missile attack.

It makes perfect sense and has saved lives. In fact I bet most people just assumed it already existed.
>> No. 457110 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:17 pm
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>>457104

Are you saying you secretly want to shag a teletubby?
>> No. 457111 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>457110

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UPlVM1fSiw
>> No. 457112 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:31 pm
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>>457111

Does furrylad have a new fetish?
>> No. 457113 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 7:42 pm
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>>457108

>The doomsday clock is at 90 seconds to midnight, my dude.

Lad.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
>> No. 457114 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 9:35 pm
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It turns out that I can get free Deliveroo delivery through Amazon Prime. I doubt I'll use it again but it came with a £10 off my first order code. They don't have Domino's so I had to pick between Papa John's and Pizza Hut; I went for the latter and it was like a mediocre Domino's. The pizza was almost undercooked and I'm fairly certain some of the fries were; they'd been seasoned to taste like Domino's wedges. The cookie dough was overcooked and they threw in a couple of mini tubs of ice cream for free, but they because they'd been kept in a bag with a couple of hot pizzas they were halfway on their way to being soup.
>> No. 457126 Anonymous
22nd March 2023
Wednesday 8:03 am
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>>457107
They've been on about this for ages.
I know the tinfoil crowd are ramping it up about control because you can't use your phone until you've pressed the ok button.
>> No. 457158 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 10:18 am
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>>457126

These people do my fucking head in, because they're so fucking passionate about covid popuation control or the government just now being able to control your phone, and they talk as if they're about to revolt - but when you point out that actually our freedoms have been eroded slowly and quietly over the last decade or so, that you can be forced to give up encryption keys, that the government can obviously already block your phone and has been able to since day one, they have no response.

If these nutjobs could just be funneled into being nutjobs for a real cause, we could maybe actually take action against the real governmental tyranny. But that's exactly the point, isn't it. The real conspiracy these poor angry people will never see, that it isn't a coincidence that eloquent conspiracy nuts with huge followings spring up overnight in their online communities. That it isn't that people like Piers Morgan are 'getting to the bottom of it', they're agitating people in the wrong direction. Yeah, it's Bill Gates that's the source of all your problems, not an inept government you could topple with a single X on a ballot.

Keep shouting about how we're going to take away your phone with a pop up, or that we're planning a fake terror attack. Keep looking into that, while we quietly introduce voter ID. Don't even vote! We're all the same! Please don't vote!
>> No. 457171 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 6:44 pm
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Apparently there's been a bit of a My Parents Are Aliens reunion, but I don't recognise at least half of these.
>> No. 457172 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 9:01 pm
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Have to get up early tomorrow because I have a photographer mate who owes me a favour so I asked him to do some pictures while we have a few drinks. This is surprisingly stressful as I need to work out what clothes to bring where I know I'll probably end up using these pictures for years because I never end up with good pictures in my normal life.

He did say best to wear block colours rather than print, not sure if he just implied I'm a fat bastard and he's going to have to do some gravimetric distortions.

>>457171
I remember they kept the show going for years by bringing different kids in which allowed them to make it more diverse. Not being racist, just saying it made sense that Mel had her brother and sister to look after and it was realistic she would be a more serious arty teen with nose rings and that. Characters went steadily more wacky once she left and they changed the formula so suddenly you've got some inventor trope character.

Surprised I could write this bollocks about my after school wank fodder. The scenario of my adopted alien mother getting into the shower with me because she doesn't understand being human must've been more on my mind than I thought.
>> No. 457173 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 9:13 pm
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>>457172
But Mel isn't in that photo and anyone wanking over Lucy is a carpet-bagger even if she is in her thirties.
>> No. 457174 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>457172
Yeah, that was one of mine too.
>> No. 457175 Anonymous
25th March 2023
Saturday 11:49 am
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My headcannon is that when Mel left My Parents Are Aliens she turned into Sooz from As If.

Anyway, everyone knows the true hotties were the mums.
>> No. 457176 Anonymous
25th March 2023
Saturday 8:45 pm
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It turns out that spending £30 at Lidl was very easy and I didn't even need to resort to steak. I actually need to go back in a bit to buy some of the bigger things. Things must be getting really bad.

Now how do I find a good dentist, what do I look for? I need a new one because I still use the same one I had before I moved house which is a bit out the way. My predicament though is that he's bloody good and I don't know how I can trust any review system where the only people who will submit reviews are angry morons.

>>457172
Fuck me are photoshoots awkward. I don't think I'd ever pay for it and I certainly wouldn't have it done locally, you basically stand around in public looking like a bellend.
>> No. 457177 Anonymous
25th March 2023
Saturday 9:06 pm
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I keep buying bags of popcorn kernels. I know it's not the healthiest thing to snack on, but you end up with an absolutely ridiculous amount.

>>457176
I think at this point you're lucky to have any dentist at all. The last time I went to mine was before covid so hopefully I'm still on their books.
>> No. 457178 Anonymous
25th March 2023
Saturday 11:43 pm
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I felt violently ill for most of the day, but have no idea why. I didn't eat anything bad, I also don't have covid as far as I'm aware. The only thing I did was that I had a sip of the white wine that's been open in the fridge for three weeks to see if it was still good, which it clearly was. Maybe I had three or four sips, but still not an amount where I'd normally start feeling drunk.
>> No. 457179 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 4:37 pm
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Went to feed the ducks earlier. I think throwing some of the seeds on the ground rather than the lake was a mistake because they went absolutely mental fighting each other over it. They really are vicious little buggers.
>> No. 457180 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 8:39 pm
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I start my new job tomorrow. I've been out of work for 3 years so naturally I feel nervous and keep worrying I will never have free time again.
>> No. 457182 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 9:08 pm
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>>457180
What will you be doing? You might even find yourself having more free time than before, just because you make it count and don't find yourself putting everything off till next week like I always did when I was a NEET.
>> No. 457183 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 9:20 pm
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>>457182
It's basically office work with the civil service. After training I'll even be able to work from home 3 days a week so less time spent with a commute.
I will certainly have free time in the evenings and weekends but I obviously won't have the daytime to myself where as a NEET I did fuck all productive/enjoyable outside of the usual errands and chores. I do hope I become more appreciative of my free time since as you've said, you put things off.
I guess it's just being idle for 3 years and getting used to that, even with the job centre fucking me around every other week. My brain is my own worst enemy at times.
>> No. 457184 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 10:47 pm
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>>457183

>After training I'll even be able to work from home 3 days a week

In my very own experience, that will almost feel like being NEET, except your friends and parents will stop asking prying questions.
>> No. 457185 Anonymous
26th March 2023
Sunday 11:44 pm
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>>457180
I've found that you have to make a choice between using imageboards and playing videogames but it's mostly alright. Having money is great and your days sent neeting will have accustomed you to a low-budget lifestyle to save it.

>>457183
Which bit, don't get too specific obviously but I'm down to one-day a week office attendance in mine.

If you're in London and need 'owt let us know, the first 6 months can be really stressful as you get to grips with the civil service mindset but once you have the art down you can apply yourself pretty easily and will never have to leave.
>> No. 457186 Anonymous
27th March 2023
Monday 1:22 am
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>>457185
>the civil service mindset
There're two types of mindset I've encountered through the civil service. These are; the absolute cunts who looks down their nose at you and delight in making your life miserable, and the wonderful people who seem genuinely driven to help others, and will bend over backwards to do so. From my experience there is no inbetween.
>> No. 457187 Anonymous
27th March 2023
Monday 7:05 am
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>>457185
DWP CFCD, I'm a bit further up from London.
Sounds like similar jobs I've held, just have to get the hang of it and everything falls into place.
>> No. 457194 Anonymous
28th March 2023
Tuesday 7:36 am
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How did your first day go ladm8?
>> No. 457213 Anonymous
30th March 2023
Thursday 7:35 am
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>>457194
I've settled in now. At least got used to the time spent there anyway. 1st day was alright but we had no real schedule and were just doing one thing, then the next until we were told we could go home for the day.
Now I know what I'm doing with the days ahead my mind is more at ease. I just need to get through training and signed off on being allowed to work from home and it's all good then.
I was worrying over nothing.
>> No. 457241 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 12:44 pm
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"Mate, mate, nice blue hair innit. Oi mate, is you a pronoun?"
"Yes, you is".
>> No. 457243 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 4:07 pm
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I love it when you go on a walk and get a whiff of wild garlic.
>> No. 457244 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 5:16 pm
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>>457241
Hey look, it's Blue Hair. How do you get that hair so blue, mate?
>> No. 457245 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 6:26 pm
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>>457241
Nice hair Violet, do the curtains match the drapes?
>> No. 457246 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 7:18 pm
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How do boxing fans feel about the sport becoming a complete and total freakshow? Or was it always like this and I never noticed?
>> No. 457247 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 8:51 pm
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>>457246

If you're referring to the influencer boxer thing, I think the general opinion is that it's a bit silly and embarrassing but probably good for the sport overall.

Over the last 20 years, MMA has emerged as an existential threat to boxing. There's still money in boxing, but the fan base is getting older and nobody was really sure how to get young people to engage with a sport that they saw as old-fashioned. Watching a couple of knobheads off YouTube flail about at each other is a bit silly and arguably cheapens the sport, but it also brings in viewers who weren't previously interested in boxing. If they've tuned in for the PPV, they're probably going to watch the rest of the card and some of them might realise that real boxers are better to watch.

The other stuff - doping, bickering over match-ups, the absurdity of having five different world championships - is nothing new, and it's something we just put up with because no-one can work out how to fix it.
>> No. 457248 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 6:13 am
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I've just noticed that Hadley Freeman has. Moved from The Guardian to The Sunday Times. There's definitely a trend of female journalists around her age leaving the Graun for more right-wing papers; is this a evangelist christian korean youtuber thing or something else?
>> No. 457251 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 12:47 pm
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>>457248
What is a woman anyway? I don't mean in a mukbang way but in the sense that you differentiate girls from women or men from boys based on the quality of their character.

I'd have trouble answering this question.
>> No. 457253 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 3:29 pm
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I got a taxi today, and during the journey another driver was driving erratically, and he pulled up to the taxi and shouted "do you always drive like a cunt?". He continued to drive like a prick, pulling over to take a photo of the taxi's number plate. Then the taxi driver asked for my phone number so if there's a complaint I could vouch for him that the other dude was in the wrong. I hope I don't have to go to taxi court.
>> No. 457256 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 4:07 pm
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Looking at holiday offers for about the end of May.

There won't be much to do job wise during that time, so I thought I'd fuck off somewhere pretty much for the first time since Covid. I just want to have ten quiet days to myself where I'll be doing fuck all besides lying on the beach and enjoying the local beer and cuisine.

Have you two been to Tenerife or Corfu? I know they're both notorious for cheap mass tourism, but late May should still be off season and if they're anything like Majorca, then that should mean that things are still relatively quiet.
>> No. 457257 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 4:29 pm
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>>457253

Was the other driver drunk?
>> No. 457258 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 5:00 pm
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>>457256
Do you like prickly pear jam?
>> No. 457259 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 5:02 pm
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>>457258

I could do with some Retsina.
>> No. 457260 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 5:54 pm
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>>457257
Maybe erratic was the wrong word, aggressively more fitting. Pulling out too fast, excessively overtaking. I don't know much about road etiquette but even I could tell he was driving like a wanker.
>> No. 457261 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 6:14 pm
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>>457256
I've never been to Corfu, but I've been looking at Albania and they're so close to each other that if you go to Corfu, you can just get a boat across to Albania for a day trip. So if you go to Corfu and don't like it, you can go and explore bunkers and learn about communist oppression and be raped and murdered and see lots of Qs and Xs in all the street signs instead. It's like a two-for-one.
>> No. 457262 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 7:21 pm
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Not sure on parathas. Like a combination between a chapati and a samosa without being as good as either.
>> No. 457263 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 8:02 pm
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>>457248

There isn't and has never been anything inherently lefty about fisherpersonry. I mean, Emmeline Pankhurst herself was a literal Tory, women's suffrage was her springboard to a career as Conservative MP. Fisherpersons nowadays tend not to talk about that a lot.
>> No. 457264 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 8:38 pm
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I just had a quick scroll through Facebook for the first time in months. Only six out of the first thirty posts I saw weren't some form of advert.
>> No. 457265 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 8:46 pm
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>>457263

>There isn't and has never been anything inherently lefty about fisherpersonry.

In fact, you could argue that conservative fisherpersons are even worse than lefty ones. The ones I've met anyway.
>> No. 457266 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 9:17 pm
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>>457261

I know it's been a while since communism, but Albania just doesn't seem like a place I'd visit, ever. It just has a certain kind of ring to it like everything there must be kind of crummy. Which is probably a massive unfounded overgeneralisation, but still.

A friend went to Golden Sands in Bulgaria, he says everything there is cheap as chips and you can pretty much drink yourself into a coma with bottles of slivovice for less than ten quid a night, but a lot of the hotels there are apparently still holdovers from communism which have been refurbished very half heartedly to attract Polish stag dos as well as German teenagers and young lower middle class families.
>> No. 457268 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 9:46 pm
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I don't know about Albania specifically, but everyone (all three of them) I know who has visited the Balkans says it's absolutely lovely, cheap and the food's so good you have to work hard not to become fat as a house.
>> No. 457269 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 10:25 pm
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>>457268
I know a handful of people who've been to Croatia and they thought it was great. That said, they're all a bit simple and their motivation for visiting was to go on a GoT tour.
>> No. 457270 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 10:47 pm
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>>457269

>their motivation for visiting was to go on a GoT tour.

Sounds like a poor man's LoTR tour.
>> No. 457271 Anonymous
3rd April 2023
Monday 1:41 am
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>>457266
You're not particularly wrong about Albania, but for the wrong reasons.

Albania didn't get fucked by communism. It got fucked by the fall of communism. Like a lot of "communist" actually state-capitalist fascist-dictator-run countries, there were questionably-functioning industries and not much in the way of assets on the table to integrate into the rest of the world. Albania was particularly light in this respect, and so wasn't exactly attracting a lot of interest from investors (contrast Russia, which had too much interest from investors it didn't want to hand strategic assets to, so instead ended up handing them out friends of the government). The investors they did attract were the predatory types, and basically managed to asset-strip the entire country and its population, through a combination of vulture capitalism and outright fraud. At one point in the late 1990s, the majority of Albania's economy was tied up in Ponzi-like investment schemes, and when they all collapsed it caused a civil war. It was left dirt poor and never really recovered.
>> No. 457273 Anonymous
3rd April 2023
Monday 1:02 pm
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>>457271
>Albania didn't get fucked by communism

I think you might be going a bit far with that. There are a lot of things that have fucked Albania stretching back to its social structure within the Ottoman Empire.
>> No. 457274 Anonymous
3rd April 2023
Monday 1:07 pm
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>>457271
Albania was also a pariah state on par with North Korea. Enver Hoxha fell out with every other communist dictator, so he got no support from anyone, and he was paranoid that they'd try to invade which is why he spent all the country's limited money on thousands of bunkers. Then, as you say, they were so used to poverty and criminal police states that the entire country got scammed out of their remaining money and it all got even worse from there. I think the country is improving now, and I certainly don't see why everyone is allegedly trying to flee as refugees, but Albania started its improvements from a very low level indeed.
>> No. 457320 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 2:14 pm
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Is a smart TV and computer monitor in one a good idea?

https://www.samsung.com/uk/monitors/flat/smart-m5-27-inch-smart-tv-experience-ls27bm500euxxu/
>> No. 457326 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 6:12 pm
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I'm not having a calzone because they're shoving a tube up me tomorrow and I don't want to be an inconvenience.
>> No. 457327 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 7:24 pm
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>>457320

If you're in the market for a small smart TV, sure. Any TV with a reasonably low input lag will also work fine as a monitor.
>> No. 457329 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 7:25 pm
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>>457326
At least you'll have plenty of room for it afters.
>> No. 457330 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 7:49 pm
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I'm not really doing anything interesting this weekend but I want to message a lass to keep things up as I won't see her again until next weekend. Do you think baking something and sending a picture do the trick? Nothing too impressive but some puff pastry turnovers so she knows I'm thinking about her and can do things in the kitchen.

Before you call me a lazy fucker - I'm updating my passport, driving licence and upgrading my laptop so I sacked off anything interesting as I'm spending enough.
>> No. 457333 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>457327
Thanks lad. It's for my daughter's birthday and the only spot that's feasible for a TV in her bedroom is where her computer currently is, so a Smart TV and monitor in one is probably ideal for her. She's not going to use it for much beyond the likes of The Sims and Planet Coaster, plus I doubt I'm going to get a better deal than that of £89 for a 27" screen.
>> No. 457339 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 4:08 am
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I don't fancy Daisy May Cooper now that she's skinny, but I'm fully on board with her current "divorcée on a hen night" vibes.
>> No. 457340 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 8:36 am
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>>457330

Don't feel bad, mate. I've got a few trips lined up this year that I've booked time off especially for and feel no obligation to cram in another expensive activity over a long weekend.

My only plans are to sort out paperwork, clean the bikes, recover from meeting a big recent deadline at work, and play online poker with a buddy.
>> No. 457341 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 9:39 am
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>>457339
I can't believe she's only 36. I'd have put her in the "she looks very young for a 50 year old" territory.
>> No. 457346 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 12:53 pm
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>>457341

Some women do age like milk.
>> No. 457351 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 2:17 pm
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>>457346
Never really understood this phrase. Did it originate before prehistoric man discovered cheese and yoghurt?
>> No. 457352 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 2:49 pm
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>>457351
Leave some milk out of the fridge (or inside and wait longer) and see if you end up with cheese or yoghurt.
>> No. 457353 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 2:59 pm
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>>457352
That is exactly how cheese making works, lad.
>> No. 457354 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 3:12 pm
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>>457353

It really, really isn't.
>> No. 457355 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 3:29 pm
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>>457351
>>457352

As a tangent, when you say men age like wine, not all wine ages well. Your £5 white wine glug from Tesco will probably turn bad in two to three years time.

Red wine generally ages better, mainly due to its higher content of antioxidants and its often higher alcohol content, but even for it to age well beyond five or more years, you will need very specific conditions.
>> No. 457356 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 4:11 pm
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>>457355
Wine is also generally aged in bottles in the cellar, turns out most pithy sayings fall apart when you try to stretch the metaphors too far.
Hold on; milk does tend to thicken with age. That works.
>> No. 457357 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>457356
I WONDER WHAT ELSE THICKENS WITH AGE
>> No. 457358 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 4:52 pm
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>>457357

You've got your own thread, m4t.
>> No. 457359 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 5:19 pm
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>>457358
Carol's curves cannot be contained!
>> No. 457360 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 6:10 pm
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>>457357
Must be all the milk.
>> No. 457361 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>457273
I suppose I meant its current state of fuckage was not the result of decades of dictatorship, but rather what came after. A lot of Albanians have a very deep distrust of state institutions (and not just in the typical distrust that lots of people in lots of countries have). They know how the government failed to protect people during the transition from communism to fuckallism, and they're conscious that the country really isn't that much better off two decades after the end of the civil war. Hence so many of them want to just get out and find a life in states and economies that are at least vaguely functional.
>> No. 457362 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 9:31 pm
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My girlfriend has a pathological fear of burning food, so it's not uncommon for her to serve something undercooked. For tea tonight she did a combination between cauliflower cheese and dauphinoise potatoes, which would have been alright if the latter wasn't slightly raw and crunchy.
>> No. 457363 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 9:33 pm
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>>457360


>> No. 457364 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 11:26 pm
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>>457363


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4
>> No. 457365 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 2:22 am
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>>457330
>Do you think baking something and sending a picture do the trick? Nothing too impressive but some puff pastry turnovers so she knows I'm thinking about her and can do things in the kitchen.

Not the best but I worked with ChatGPT on this recipe - the inside is like an apple turnover using the new "coronation jam" and softened cream cheese. But with purple, blue and spots of black food coloured jam inside to create a fun 'spacey' effect. Then once it was finished I used the leftover black to create a starry night scene with some white chocolate stars over the roof. Probably something that would be good to make with the kids if you don't mind them eating a load of food colouring.

Didn't send her the picture with one cut open as it's just bright blue like something out of Star Wars. They're a bit shite really but taste alright and I emphasised it was an early experiment and played it off as just something I'm working on to be cool, and also asked how her holiday was. If you want the recipe:

Ingredients:
- 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed
- 1/4 cup jam
- 1/4 cup cream cheese, softened
- purple, blue, and black food colouring
- 1 egg, beaten
- Edible white chocolate stars (optional)

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 200°C/180°C fan/gas mark 6. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
2. Roll out the puff pastry sheet on a lightly floured surface and cut into 4 equal squares.
3. In a small mixing bowl, mix together the jam and softened cream cheese until well combined.
4. Divide the mixture into three mixing bowls. Use the food colouring to dye one bowl of mixture purple, one bowl blue, and the other bowl black.
5. Spoon a small amount of the purple mixture onto one half of each puff pastry square, leaving a small border around the edge.
6. Spoon a small amount of the blue mixture onto the other half of each puff pastry square, leaving a small border around the edge.
7. Using a small paintbrush, splatter a few drops of the black mixture over the top of each pastry square to create a starry effect.
8. Fold the puff pastry squares in half to enclose the filling and crimp the edges with a fork to seal.
9. Brush the beaten egg over the tops of the puff pastry turnovers.
10. Bake the turnovers in the preheated oven for 15-20 minutes, or until golden brown.
11. Remove from the oven and allow to cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.
12. Brush any leftover black mixture on top and sprinkle some stars to create a space scene.

I'm just not very good at the staying in touch business but if she likes me then it'll look sweet and if not then oh well.
>> No. 457366 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 3:06 am
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>> No. 457367 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 6:00 am
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I think I accidentally just waterboarded myself by drinking wine, smoking, coughing, and blowing my nose at roughly the same time.

Wouldn't last three rounds of this shit if I were a captured spy.
>> No. 457368 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 7:42 am
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>>457365
Looks like a steak bake had explosive diarrhea.
>> No. 457369 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 9:24 am
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>>457366
>>457368
Oh, so which one of us got a load of pictures and video of what a lass that makes them giddy has been up to on holiday?

My only complaint is she sent it at half 8 so now I'm wide awake early on a Sunday.

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9th April 2023
Sunday 10:04 am
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>>457369
Keep it going mate, but if someone sent a picture of what you'd baked to me I'd be asking if their carer helped them make it.
>> No. 457371 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 10:43 am
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>>457367

Are you that bloke from Black Books?
>> No. 457375 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 2:48 pm
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My neighbour is hassling me to fix the fence but I absolutely cannot be fucked.
>> No. 457379 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 6:18 pm
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What I like about visiting National Trust properties is that they keep most of the riff-raff out, but the people there annoy me in other ways. I think I just don't like people.
>> No. 457380 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:06 pm
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Curry powder when used as Easter egg dye gives white eggs a piss yellow colour. But you do need half a jar.

While loads of paprika results in a reddish brown hue.

Forgot to buy egg dye yesterday and couldn't be arsed to go back, so I experimented with natural dyes today.
>> No. 457381 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:15 pm
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>>457380
Why are you dyeing eggs? I've never heard of this Easter tradition.
>> No. 457382 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:35 pm
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>>457381

My nan always used to dye eggs for Easter. And I like to expand my horizons.
>> No. 457383 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 9:05 pm
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>>457369
Holy shit, it worked?
>> No. 457384 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 10:05 pm
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>>457383
It did the job. She found it funny and we exchanged a few messages today. I've asked if she's free tomorrow between chores too so there's a slim chance that I won't have to wait until next weekend and we can have dinner and go for a walk in a park.

>Next weekend secured
>Know she must be at least okay with me
>She knows I was thinking about her too
>Sunny weather must have us both in a good mood

I'll probably fuck it up somewhere along the way but I think the lesson here is it's true that it doesn't really matter sometimes, if a someone likes you then they see the best when you act a sperg and if they don't then it really doesn't matter what you do.
>> No. 457385 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 11:31 pm
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Saw your missus on the news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-65205145
>> No. 457386 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 2:56 am
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>>457381
There are various traditions, as well as just having something for kids to do.

Next week is Splitters' Easter, and in Greek households, during the run-up it's traditional to dye a bunch of eggs red. The first one gets some extra vinegar to harden it up and is kept as a kind of good luck charm. There's a game that's played with them, and they're also used as decoration with a particular bread. Sometimes all of that is skipped and they just end up in a bowl and get eaten.
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10th April 2023
Monday 3:33 pm
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How do you actually get fun drugs nowadays? I've been bored shitless this weekend, have far too much free time, and a little disposable income that I reckon would be best spent imbibing in some recreationals.

Is there a Darknet for Dummies?
>> No. 457388 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 6:48 pm
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Today I went to Locomotion, which used to be called National Railway Museum in County Durham (or something like that). Unsurprisingly it's not a patch on the one in York.
>> No. 457389 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 7:47 pm
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>>457388
Do they have Kylie Minogue playing in the gift shop?
>> No. 457390 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 8:01 pm
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>>457389
It was mainly Hornby stuff. It's ridiculously expensive.
>> No. 457391 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 11:29 pm
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Facebook really is dead. There's a YouTube video of me at university, drunkenly inflating two balloons simultaneously with my nostrils. Everyone I've shown that video to (about four people, admittedly) agrees it's a great party trick. Last night, I drunkenly did it again, for only the second time in my life, and the video of me was uploaded to Facebook. Three Likes. Three fucking Likes. If a video of me inflating two balloons at once, using my nose, doesn't impress people, then I just don't think there is anyone out there to impress.
>> No. 457392 Anonymous
11th April 2023
Tuesday 8:14 am
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>>457391
Facebook might as well be MySpace to the kids nowadays. They're all on Tiktok and Snapchat.
>> No. 457393 Anonymous
11th April 2023
Tuesday 8:31 am
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>>457388
Shildon has history, relating to the Stockton & Darlington, but when the NRM were shopping around for locations in the late 90s/early 00s it was very clear to bidders that they were mainly looking for an overspill car park for all the vehicles they didn't have room to store and display properly in York.
>> No. 457396 Anonymous
12th April 2023
Wednesday 1:44 am
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>>457391

Maybe you should just do the condom snorting challenge.
>> No. 457421 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 3:16 pm
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>>456303>>456318 here again.

My mum keeps trying to meddle about the fact my partner has said she isn't going to the wedding, making out that it's a much bigger deal than it actually is. I really can't be arsed with this. I think this one of the reasons I've never felt inclined to get married, it's just so much of a ballache.
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15th April 2023
Saturday 2:28 am
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Bob's Burgers is an odd show. I don't think it has ever made me laugh, but it's also not offensively bad or anything. For example I can easily watch it at 2:30am and I can't sleep.

Apologies if either of you are dyed-in-the-wool Bobheads.
>> No. 457438 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 5:17 am
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>>457437
Eh, Bobs Burgers is pretty okay. The autistic characters makes it different to anything else on TV so it's worth watching for that weird perspective. I'll take a bookmark and start watching soon enough.

For the past couple of nights I've been watching Yucko the Clown on youtube - he's some disgusting insult comic from New York with emotional issues and a somewhat interesting history that plays out episodically through the Howard Stern NY Radio show. Huh, it turns out this Howard Stern radio show went off air almost 20 years ago .. damn.

>I can easily watch it at 2:30am and I can't sleep
We're developing a little club here, huh? I've definitely noticed a slight uptick in late night early morning posts around here.
Just about to get into bed at 0520. I'm almost past sleeping in through apathy - it helps if I leave a curtain open so the sunlight wakes me up earlier.
>> No. 457439 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 6:09 am
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>Huh, it turns out this Howard Stern radio show went off air almost 20 years ago .. damn.
Mate, those excerpts that Google places above search results aren't to be taken as fact. Howard Stern is a cultural icon and one of the highest paid entertainers of any medium on the planet. His radio show remains on air.

The clown guy has his own animated series on Netflix.
>> No. 457440 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 11:26 am
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Placebo were probably my favourite band when I was 14/15 but I've just tried listening to them now and had to turn it off because it just sounded like a tinny whine to me. It's weird how I can listen to some songs from my teen teenlad years no problem, before this I had Jack Off Jill on, but with others I seem to have lost that connection.
>> No. 457441 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 2:40 pm
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I think I might actually be going to Corfu at the end of May or beginning of June. A friend's parents stayed at a pretty nice looking hotel in the Before times and recommended it to me if what I want is to have some quiet time without being all the way out in the middle of nowhere.

https://www.booking.com/hotel/gr/paleokastritsa-paleokastritsa.en-gb.html
>> No. 457442 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 7:45 pm
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>>457440

If there's one band I was into as a teenlad who stood the test of time, it's Sum 41. And that might sound surprising considering they were very much an angsty teen pop-punk band in many ways, but at the same time, they really weren't. They really, really weren't.

Their second full length, Does This Look Infected, really stands out as having some great songwriting, some sick hooks that verge on heavy metal riffs (and two killer bonus tracks that straight up WERE heavy metal tracks, with ripping Iron Maiden harmonies and guitar solos and the lot of it), a rhythm section to compete with many proper hardcore punk bands, and overall a kind of musical maturity that betrays they never really should have been a teen-angst pop-punk band in the first place. They were nothing like their peers in The Blinks or Greenday 182, who were just in it to get some teenage girl's knickers wet, they were really a gateway to some really good music for me as I grew older. In fact I really don't think it's too big of a jump from the sort of music on that album to crossover thrash like Municipal Waste, who have a lot of similar melodic sensibilities underneath the fierce up-front attitude. Lots of metalheads would probably snort at that kind of a statement, how dare I compare a "real" band like Waste to 00s pop punk, but they'd be wrong to (and not in the least because as a grown up, I can see how deeply immature a band like Municipal Waste always were anyway).

There are a bunch of bands from that era I still listen to, mostly alt-rock stuff that was respectable even at the time like Queens of the Stone Age or the White Stripes, but they weren't what your average teen was into. All of the nu-metal and pop-punk churned out in Kerrang and what have you was much more ubiquitous, but I rarely get that kind of nostalgia for the rest of it; instead it's just shite. But Sum 41 stood up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO-mSLxih-c

Just listen to the riffs in that one. Damn.
>> No. 457443 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 9:00 pm
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>>457442
Sum 41 are still on the go and still putting out some cracking stuff.
>> No. 457444 Anonymous
16th April 2023
Sunday 9:28 am
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Attempted to make coronation chickpeas this morning, but I think adding the mayonnaise whilst the pan was cooking was a mistake as it's now about 40% oil.
>> No. 457445 Anonymous
16th April 2023
Sunday 12:34 pm
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>>457442
I actually agree, but this did make me think of Patrick Bateman's Huey Lewis monologue
>> No. 457516 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 4:26 pm
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Think I've got gout. Woke up yesterday morning with the joint between my foot and my big toe in huge amounts of pain. No discolouration or swelling, but hurts like fuck. Had to hobble about when doing errands, took me about twice as long as it should because I couldn't walk normally. Last night when in bed, the weight of the duvet pushing down on my foot caused excrutiating pain. Ibuprofen has helped somewhat, but I feel kind of silly if it is gout. Imagine having gout in 2023. Sad.
>> No. 457517 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 4:48 pm
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>>457516

A mate of mine got quite a bad case of gout in his mid twenties. He was fit, skinny and his lifestyle was healthy apart from a bit too much boozing. Apparently there's a large genetic component to your risk of getting gout. It's easily treated with medication, but you should treat it as a bit of a wake-up call if you've been neglecting your health.
>> No. 457518 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:03 pm
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>>457388
>Unsurprisingly it's not a patch on the one in York.

The York one is an utterly fantastic place. One of the best museums I think I have been to.
>> No. 457519 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:06 pm
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>>457516
Gout is an affliction acceptable in the very highest circles. It comes from an excess of good living. Gout is practically a pedigree.

>>457518
I'm probably off to Crich Tramway Village tomorrow. Living the dream.
>> No. 457524 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 1:23 am
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>>457519
>Gout is an affliction acceptable in the very highest circles. It comes from an excess of good living. Gout is practically a pedigree.

In the middle ages, perhaps - the era when being a fat fuck was considered to be an indicator of wealth. Now it's more likely to be an sign of having an Iceland Bonus Card.
>> No. 457525 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 7:47 am
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>>457524
I don't recall Onslow having gout.
>> No. 457535 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 3:08 pm
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>>457519
You'll probably drive past my house.
I'm not waving.
>> No. 457536 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 3:09 pm
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Gone after ARE LILLY.
>> No. 457538 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 3:56 pm
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>>457536

Can't wait for back to back Dame Edna on ITV3.



Had its moments though. Edna could be wickedly funny.
>> No. 457540 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 4:40 pm
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How come those grocery delivery companies can't beat the supermarkets on price? I keep getting emails from GoPuff that sells itself as 'cheaper than Tesco Express' which doesn't say much in Central London. I mean, yeah it has a delivery fee but surely they're saving a significant amount of money on the physical floorspace of a supermarket.

It's an interesting one because I'd like to start using online shopping more because I suspect I'd eat healthier. I wouldn't save time as I'd do my research on what I buy but it could have its benefits.

>>457536
RuPaul better watch himself, that's two drag acts in a month.
>> No. 457541 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 5:05 pm
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>>457540
And incurring a lot more expense in picking and delivery that the fee won't come close to covering.
>> No. 457544 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 5:24 pm
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>>457535
If you live in Somercotes then I feel sorry for you.
>> No. 457546 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 7:04 pm
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Not quite, but it is a shithole isn't it?
The locals live in hope that knackered bingo hall will be turned into a spoons.
>> No. 457548 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 9:37 pm
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>>457546
I've noticed it's a trend with desolate small towns, hoping for Wetherspoons to open a pub.

Today's event at Crich was that the Rover 75 & MG ZT Owner's Club put on a display of six cars. I feel like it's a cover for dogging.
>> No. 457549 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 11:42 pm
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The bottom of my left eyelids won't stop twitching and I'm lonelier than literally anyone else on Earth. I dunno', this whole weekend is starting to feel like a write-off, to say nothing of the past decade.
>> No. 457550 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 12:34 am
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>>457549
I get the twitchy eyelid thing. That's something we can share if nothing else. It's more like a throb, isn't it, that makes the eyelid flap around? It certainly is annoying. Apparently it can be caused if you're dehydrated, so drink lots of non-alcoholic liquid and even if it doesn't work, at least you'll be healthier in other ways.

I might be a tad lonely too, but it's more like I'm feeling teenage drama that people who have popular lives grow out of, but which I never did so now I'm actually temporarily seething about minor indiscretions by a friend. So you've almost certainly got me beaten there, you brave champion, you.

>>457548
Six cars? My local town centre in Greater Manchester had a "food festival" today that I hadn't seen mentioned anywhere, and it consisted of a full eight burger vans.
>> No. 457551 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 1:08 am
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I have a Sky box with no card or Sky subscription or anything. Watching Freeview channels is more difficult this way, but you do get more channels than regular Freeview for some reason. Anyway, Clubland TV is playing "Pure Euphoria 1990-2010" right now, so that's all the music videos of all the music I grew up listening to. They're in chronological order, and I started watching on the year 2000, so I cannot go to bed. We're up to 2003 right now, and this sort of commercial trance really dropped off after 2005, so I've probably got another hour here with my laptop before I can go to sleep.
>> No. 457552 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 1:42 am
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Tried having cereal for dinner because I was running behind schedule. So now I've skipped the gym "because my hair looked too fluffy" and got a Dominos. A medium pizza with a thin Italian base rather than a large.


I don't know about this losing weight business. I'll make it work one day and escape the claws of obesity.

>>457541
>And incurring a lot more expense in picking and delivery that the fee won't come close to covering.

Hang on, wouldn't it be easy to pick my things if it's in a warehouse? Is this another one of those times where we've been putting in free labour without even realising it?!
>> No. 457554 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 9:22 am
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>>457552
I keep trying to diet and exercise, but it always ends up starting on a hypothetical Monday.
>> No. 457555 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 9:22 am
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>>457552
I keep trying to diet and exercise, but it always ends up starting on a hypothetical Monday.
>> No. 457556 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 9:37 am
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I think roasted chickpeas are going to be my new go-to snack. Throw them in the airfryer with a bit of oil and seasoning, they'll come out delicious.
>> No. 457558 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 12:34 pm
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>> No. 457561 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 3:10 pm
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I was expecting the emergency broadcast to feel more urgent tbh.
>> No. 457566 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 7:21 pm
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>>457561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_nq27ay14U
>> No. 457661 Anonymous
28th April 2023
Friday 10:09 pm
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I don't mean to brag but I have a few women I could go on a date with this weekend and I'm not arsed to follow up with it at all. I'm somewhat proud of myself because while I'm sure it would be fun I don't think I have any interest in any of them. According to Hinge I've dated or at least seen all the Asian women in an 8 mile radius aged 24-34 and I'm now trying to branch out.

Feels a bit of a waste on a bank holiday though. I'm liable to sit on the internet for 3 days stopping to only go to the gym for a few hours each day.
>> No. 457673 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 6:50 am
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>>457661
Invite them to Albania while shagging their mate.
>> No. 457675 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 7:28 am
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Right, animals perform mating rituals so that the female will pick the most attractive male. Why haven't we ended up with super animals yet? If selective breeding meant in a few decades we ended up with super livestock why is it that centuries of natural animal breeding hasn't led to, say, super birds or super crabs?
>> No. 457676 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 7:59 am
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>>457675

Same reason it never led to superhumans. Loads of them have to settle for 4s and 5s, there's the equivalent of animal chubbychaserlad fucking up the genepool, then you've got foxes and rabbits and such where their reproductive strategy is just "fuck any time you get the chance and sod the consequence", which is actually remarkably effective because while it doesn't select for much, it spreads the genes out at least.

TL;DR though evolution takes a much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much longer time, and "selection" of the kind we created "breeds" of dogs or horses out of just doesn't happen in the wild.
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29th April 2023
Saturday 8:45 am
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>>457676 it doesn't select for much

It does select for still being alive and up for a shag, which gets most of the job done.
I'd suggest that crabs and birds are generally pretty 'super', if you look up close. Some of them are being fucked over by the world changing faster than they can cope, or just deleting resources they need, but I can't really begrudge them that failure.
I was offered a few peacocks recently (as pets, not food) but fuck that, noisy bastards and epic shitters. Maybe when I go deaf and hate my neighbours.
>> No. 457678 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 10:22 am
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>>457675
Sometimes genes just don't work out that way. Neocaridina Shrimp are very popular in the aquarium hobby and have multiple colour strains but after multiple generations have passed some shrimplets will be of a lower grade than their parents. Breeders have to cull any "sub-par" offspring they see in order to keep their super shrimp.
And as another lad already mentioned being less attractive can help you survive in the wild better. A bright red shrimp is much easier for a hungry fish to see than a brown one.
>> No. 457679 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 10:39 am
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>>457677

Everything wants to be a crab.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
>> No. 457680 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 11:05 am
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>>457679
That's exactly what Big Bucket wants you to think.
>> No. 457681 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 11:40 am
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I've got a few boxes of lasagna sheets because Farmfoods had them on offer. What can I do with them beyond lasagna?
>> No. 457682 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 12:24 pm
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>>457681
They're pasta. Use them as pasta.
>> No. 457683 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 12:37 pm
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OH I'M SORRY LOVE, IS MY MASSIVE DISPLAY OF BASTARD FEATHERS I HAVE TO KEEP BRIGHT AND SHINY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Perhaps you could show us how it's done with your dull grey feathers and nonchalantly pecking at the grass. Don't push yourself though, I know it must be quite the ordeal to stand there as we have to flap on top of you like a madman to get at your horrifically encrusted arse-pussy.
>> No. 457684 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 1:01 pm
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>>457683

Longstanding issues.
>> No. 457685 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 1:37 pm
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>>457675
They're super-fit for their ecological niches. Relative to their prokaryote ancestors they're already fairly super I'm not sure what more you're expecting.
>> No. 457686 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 3:20 pm
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I don't feel very well today. Just really groggy and lethargic. Migh it have something to do with eating a pork pie, a Pot Noodle and a multipack of Bountys' yesterday? Who can say.

No idea how to pluralise the proper noun "Bounty". Any advice regarding this would appreciated, so long as you aren't a cock about it.
>> No. 457689 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 5:47 pm
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I keep getting spam emails about antivirus software from "Michael Clayton".
>> No. 457690 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 6:28 pm
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I went to a different vape shop from usual, and the woman at the counter said that a particular brand of disposable vape was 5 for £12 as those flavours were being discontinued. Bargain! I asked for one of each flavour. Got home and looked at them: Red Bull, Watermelon Ice, Mojito, Rose Grape, Rose Lemonade. I hate Mojitos, and I'm not a fan of rose as a food. Bamboozled into buying shit flavours.
>> No. 457693 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 6:52 pm
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>>457690
I bought a 2 litre bottle of unflavoured liquid from my local vape shop for £6, standard price. It's perfectly fine. Better even as the coil doesn't go nasty anything like as fast (I'm down to 1 litre and still on the same coil) and it's much easier to taper off the amount of the nic shots you add.
>> No. 457699 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 10:27 pm
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>>457661
Actually really enjoying my decision now. I cancelled them all as I didn't give a shit about them, I mostly chatted them up when I was jilted by a lass I did care for and while it would be fun I don't want to waste anyone's time or end up trapped in another unhappy relationship. Some lass matched with me who said she was in the Philippines but had come up to London and would again next month, she was stunning but I fucked that off before I fell for a fantasy.

Used the money I'd saved to buy some new clothes and got Klonoa on sale for the childhood nostalgia. My weekend is pretty simple from here on out. Might be an idea to pick up a hobby but maybe I'll think about that next weekend.
>> No. 457706 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 11:38 am
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How does vaping work for you? Is it to wean yourself off cigarettes and eventually stop smoking or is it something you think you'll continue doing?

I see far fewer people vaping than I did about four or five years ago, which I assume is either because they've given up smoking and vaping for good or they've realised vaping makes you look like a massive fanny.
>> No. 457707 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 12:07 pm
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>>457706

Not him, but I've been vaping for years. It's a lower-risk alternative to fags - not zero risk, but at least 95% safer. I have no plans to stop vaping. If vaping didn't exist, I'd probably still be smoking. A lot of people do use vaping as a stepping-stone to quitting which is great, but it's equally useful as a harm-reduction tool for people like me who aren't likely to quit.

I don't know where you live, but I see at least as many vapers as smokers around my way, mainly because vaping is so much cheaper. Fuck knows who can still afford fags at ten quid a packet.

The young folk seem to regard smoking as hopelessly old-fashioned. I can't remember the last time I saw a teenager with a cigarette. Obviously it's not ideal that they're vaping instead, but it's definitely an improvement.
>> No. 457709 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 12:36 pm
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>>457706
I switched to wean myself off smoking but it takes planning to get the right sort of liquid with the right level of reduced nicotine in. You can't just add progressively less nicotine to pre-flavoured vape juice as the liquid will be too thin and it'll burn out the coil. The only places that sell even slightly low-nicotine, pre-made liquid are Poundsaver and Iceland.

All it takes is the coil burning out or running out of liquid on a Sunday and you're back up to cigarettes or full strength liquid at which point it's easier to just coast with the habit than make the effort to reduce again, if you're preoccupied with other things.

Since finding the unflavoured stuff I've been making good progress at reducing my nic levels and it's reduced the overall cost by a further 95% or something.
>> No. 457710 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 3:32 pm
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>>457706
For me it's more to stop me from smoking, as I know when I get stressed and anxious one of the first things I tend to do is go for a pack of fags. Vaping is safer and cheaper. Also stops me drinking as much. I know it's a bad habit, and I shouldn't do it at all, but it's a lesser evil than other stuff.

I see a lot more vaping nowadays since disposable vapes became a thing. A £5 Elfbar, for example, is the equivalent of a pack of fags, but half the price and you don't end up smelling like shit. I personally think disposables should be banned, all those batteries being added to landfill, and also their whole branding and flavour choice definitely appeals to underage kids who start vaping having never started on fags.
>> No. 457714 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 7:32 pm
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>>457710

As a non smoker I don't get bothered by cigarrete smoke as much, sometimes I get the errant whiff of a fag which isn't so noxious nowadays more a memory of the past. Thing is, fags were taxed to fk and smoking is in decline so cough up, people.
>> No. 457715 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 9:12 pm
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I got one of those fancy PS5 controllers with the changeable back buttons and replaceable joysticks. Bit of a waste to be honest, there seems to be no way to assign two buttons to one of the back buttons (like I'd want X and square together on one back button for throws in Street Fighter), but it feels premium I guess, comes with a nice case and a charging cable you can lock on to the controller. Also you can set a back button to slow down the right stick's movement when pressed, so in theory you can aim more precisely in an FPS.
>> No. 457716 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 9:27 pm
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Cheesy pasta always seems to give me the shits.
>> No. 457771 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 4:06 pm
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Any of you two into diving or snorkelling?

I want to buy some proper snorkelling gear for my holiday in Corfu. The mask I've got here was £10 at a souvenir shop in Magaluf, and the rubber of my old fins is disintegrating.

What are good quality brands if you want to take up occasional snorkelling again but don't want to break the bank?
>> No. 457772 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 4:09 pm
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>>457771

Decathlon are usually a safe bet.
>> No. 457773 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 4:30 pm
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It turns out if you're going to use baking beads you should actually read the instructions first. Didn't put down a layer of baking paper between them and my pastry, so now the base for my tart looks like a beehive.
>> No. 457774 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 5:04 pm
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Incredibly sick for most of the day. Apologies for the imagery, but I threw up nothing three times and I'm only just getting over the headache. I wish I had something sympathetic to blame it on, but I'm certain it's just because I ate far too much salty and fatty food yesterday and drank some juice and a coffee in the process. Essentially I've cured myself, but in the ham sense, not the medical one.

>>457773
This made me look up "honey tart" on DuckDuckGo and now I want one.
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5th May 2023
Friday 5:30 pm
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>>457774
I'm making butterscotch tart from a recipe book called 'School Dinners'.
>> No. 457776 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 7:10 pm
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I had Mormons at the door yesterday and now I keep having dum-dum-dum-dum-dum pop into my head.
>> No. 457780 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 9:24 am
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Does anyone actually give a toss about the Coronation? The papers and telly are hyping it up but nobody locally has flags out or street parties on the go.
>> No. 457781 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 9:45 am
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>>457780
I thought it was on Monday and that's why we had the bank holiday.

I've seen a grand total of two houses with flags on in my town.
>> No. 457782 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 10:04 am
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>>457780
The Met have already started arresting protesters.
>> No. 457783 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 10:14 am
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>>457781
I thought the same thing about Monday until about two days ago.

As for flags there are a few in my local suburban rat warren, probably about one-in-forty is decorated. I wish you could hang the Union flag upside down without it looking like a simple mistake, it'd be a bit more tasteful that scrawling "fuck the King" or something on sheets of A4.
>> No. 457784 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 11:47 am
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>>457780
It's a momentous day for Britain regardless of our stance on the Monarchy. Be a part of history, mate.
>> No. 457785 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 11:54 am
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>>457784
You might as well claim to have been present Alamein because you watched The World at War.
>> No. 457786 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 12:48 pm
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>>457785

Maybe he was.

Maybe he was.
>> No. 457787 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 1:07 pm
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Finally tried on my work clothes before I start my new job. Five shirts still fit, twelve are too tight and nine I've thrown away because of their condition. Four pairs of trousers are too tight (32" and 34" waist) so only my suit trousers (36") still fit. I've no idea how old some of these are but I do know some of the trousers were bought in 2013.
>> No. 457788 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 1:13 pm
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>>457780
>>457784
I now feel incredibly proud of myself having slept through it. You two could do with being more zen like me, not even being conscious of societies pageantry of for and against.
>> No. 457789 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 1:17 pm
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>>457787
I too know of the bitter sting of obesity. I'm still hanging on to old clothes in the hope that maybe one day they will fit me again rather than all my efforts just being to maintain my current weight.

But really I don't know why you need so many shirts. The way I see it you need 3 at most given you will wear them two-days in a row.
>> No. 457790 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 1:54 pm
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>>457780
>>457784

The BBC radio commentators are keen to relay the militarism of the procression. It's interesting to listen for the terminology and how the activity is presented to the viewing public. I wonder if the same themes run across all coverage?
>> No. 457791 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 2:18 pm
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>>457790

There's always a fair bit of militarism in every monarchy. After all, it is the military whose traditional job it is to defend King and country. However you feel about it, it's hard to imagine a coronation in any monarchy without a strong showing of that country's armed forces on the day.
>> No. 457792 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 2:30 pm
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>>457789
I think it's mainly a bad habit of not throwing shirts away over the year and effectively relegating them to the reserve pile.

Most of it is weight gain since lockdown but there's a couple of shirts there from 2017 which barely had any wear. I'm hoping a job which gets me out of the house will get me out of this rut.

>>457790
I briefly switched it on and it was Clare Balding talking about the Commonwealth Army and Charles visiting Malta as a child. It does feel like the BBC have pivoted away from having broadcasting heavyweights to having inane chatter instead.
>> No. 457793 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 2:43 pm
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Prince William could barely look daddy in the eyes while pledging allegiance. I bet he's going to poison his tea at Christmas.
>> No. 457794 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 3:31 pm
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>>457789
>you need 3 at most given you will wear them two-days in a row
My 5 t-shirts are worn on rotation of about 4 to 6 weeks each depending on season and physical activity. My current over-shirt (of 2) has been worn daily for easily over 2 months since its last wash (trousers too, infact). Only today I've noticed the attire is kicking out a bit of a pong.
>> No. 457795 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 3:42 pm
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>>457794
>My current over-shirt (of 2) has been worn daily for easily over 2 months since its last wash
What in the name of Christ? Are you undershirts three inches thick? Do you just not move at all? How is this possible?
>> No. 457796 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 3:53 pm
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>>457795
Remember chairlad?
>> No. 457797 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 4:13 pm
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She could hold my sword for hours IYKWIM.
>> No. 457798 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 4:14 pm
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>>457796

I drink to forget, but the memories never go away.
>> No. 457799 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 5:36 pm
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>>457795
>Are you undershirts three inches thick? Do you just not move at all? How is this possible?

I didn't say they were without funk.

My t-shirts are a stock Fruit of the Loom, some of which are pitstained yellow. And that's right, I don't often exercise or exert myself - whenever I do it usually prompts me to shower and change underwear, having significantly catalysed my sub-odor.
I'm not so disgusting as you might imagine, honestly. I do rinse in the sink often enough to remain passable in public, and I will be washing my clothes within the next .. 4 days or so having noticed they need it.

Funny that I wonder why I have low self esteem and struggle with shame, huh?
Thanks for the attention.
>> No. 457800 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 6:15 pm
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>>457797
Like a Paul Verhoeven remake of The Hunger Games.
>> No. 457801 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 8:19 pm
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I have a theory that things like quoting Monty Python "Well I didn't vote for him" and "Women in ponds distributing swords are no basis... blah" work the same as thought terminating clichés. People criticise the monarchy and some idiot predictably recites those lines and suddenly that's all anyone's doing. Fuck rudgwicksteamshow.co.ukors I guess. 90% of the site seems to just be people quoting TV shows over and over and slapping each other on the back for it.
>> No. 457802 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 8:33 pm
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I don't think I've seen a single street party picture in the news today.

>>457801
No luck catching them swans then?
>> No. 457803 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 11:05 pm
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Had just finished shopping in the city and was about to go home when a young guy fell off his bike right in front of me and started shouting about his broken leg. Stayed with him and his mate until the ambulance came, which of course was over an hour. Poor lad was on his way to his own birthday party and all.

Because it happened in the market square we had to deal with so many rubberneckers and nutters coming up to us. A gang of youths crowded around in order to provide 'useful' advice, nick his Lime bike, and threaten to kick our heads in when we told them to give him some space. Then when the paramedic arrived some pisshead came up claiming to be a doctor. When he was told to go away he started rifling through the ambulance, so the paramedic threw him out by the scruff of his neck, at which point he pretended to call the police by speaking into his collar ("yeah can you send a team down... preferably Gaz"). I stayed between him and the others until he fucked off, which may be the bravest thing I've ever done.
>> No. 457804 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 11:44 pm
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>>457803
>may be the bravest thing I've ever done.
I was thinking it didn't sound that brave, but I had a bad encounter last weekend and I was appalled that neither I nor anyone else did anything. I was waiting for a tram, and a different tram pulled into the tram stop and a group of teenagers got off. They loitered right by me, almost surrounding me, saying words like "mandem" and "blud" and I thought this was cringeworthy. But they were a real gang! They went and jumped a couple of other teenagers! And nobody even moved; this big fight kicked off and everyone looked at their shoes. The teenagers then ran past me wearing balaclavas, which I considered moronic given that they weren't wearing them two minutes earlier so would be easily identified on any CCTV. It was all a bit uncomfortable, mainly to discover that I am a pussy and that if they'd attacked me instead, nobody would have helped me either. So well done for your courage.
>> No. 457807 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 11:42 am
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>>457793
I can't get over this post. Was it incredibly hilarious and deadpan, or was it the exact opposite? Prince William was looking away because he was reading the vow off a card next to Charles.


>> No. 457809 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 1:32 pm
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>>457804
A few years ago I was walking down my town's high street, about 16:30ish on a Sunday so most places shut. There were a few 14/15 year old scumbags attacking a boy the same age who had roller blades on. They'd punch him, he'd go flying back on his arse on account of roller blades not offering much stability, he'd get up, and they'd twat him again etc etc. What I assume to be the victim's friends/siblings, two younger girls, were hiding in a phone box. Me and another bystander looked at each other - do we intervene and risk getting our heads kicked in? Ultimately I went home (2 minutes from incident) and rang 999, but they said it wasn't really a priority so just left it. I feel very ashamed even nearly a decade later, I'd like to think if ruffians were beating me up on the high street, someone would save me, but realistically people would just look away. So much for Big Society, ey David Cameron?
>> No. 457810 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 3:46 pm
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>>457804
It was just one middle-aged bloke, and I'd like to think I could put up some resistance if he had started on me. A gang is a very different story, so don't feel like a total coward. It's difficult to tell which scrawny 14 year olds have barks worse than their bites, and which ones are carrying knives.

My confidence is also higher because I've been hitting the gym lately.
>> No. 457812 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 5:16 pm
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>>457803

I honestly thought this was a post in the dreams thread for a minute, there. I thought this sort of thing only happened in my own weirdo hometown. You did the right thing.

>>457804

There's a limit. I'd say yours is a different situation. Don't ever feel bad about being a "pussy", since getting yourself involved in altercations is always a gamble. You could get off scot-free, or you could spark a teenager onto a hard surface and spend your life entangled in legal complications, or you could be on the end of some thoughtless dipshit's penknife.

Generally if it's all getting chaotic, adding your body to the chaos is a bad idea and often doesn't defuse things. In short, unless you see an opportunity to stem the situation before it gets bad, just exit and call the polis.
>> No. 457904 Anonymous
12th May 2023
Friday 10:26 pm
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I might have to do some DIY this weekend, against my will. I stood on a floorboard in my kitchen, and the floor has been lumpy for a while because it's just some shitty fake wood, not lino but definitely not proper floorboards, and a small bit of water squeezed out. This is admittedly concerning. But you two know all about DIY. Is this a common thing? Is it indicative of something catastrophic, or it is likely an easy fix? I imagine I could just rip up the entire floor and see what's going on under there, but I lack the confidence to put it back together again so I would like to research my options first. Is laminate flooring (I think that's what I have) prone to going lumpy? How much would it cost to pay a professional to fix this?
>> No. 457906 Anonymous
12th May 2023
Friday 10:47 pm
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>>457904
It's just some moisture seeping in. You need to find the source of the water.

Laminate flooring is super cheap and very easy to replace yourself, you don't really need to pay someone.
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12th May 2023
Friday 10:58 pm
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>>457906
That's exactly what I wanted to hear; thank you very much. What's the easiest way to trace the source of the water? My theory, based on other evidence, is that a pipe is leaking. I know the trick about putting food colouring in the water to see where water goes, but would I just need to trace the pipe and follow it all over the house until I find a hole in it? Or are there cleverer tricks?
>> No. 457908 Anonymous
12th May 2023
Friday 11:11 pm
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>>457907
Sadly there are not clever tricks that I know of.

Rip the flooring up. Maybe visit a B&Q beforehand to see how cheap/easy it is to replace laminate flooring.
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13th May 2023
Saturday 3:06 pm
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Just got reminded of how Safeway used to exist in the UK. You can still see the mark they left by the unusual architecture the stores had which generally become Morrison's outside of the North of England.

Really an example of how cut-throat the retail business is. Despite early success at bringing an American supermarket model to the UK, Safeway could never compete with the scale offered by the likes of Tesco on price and the attempt to offer deep-discounts on a limited range of products could ever fool our in-built nature to spend the absolute minimum on shopping.

Although it leaves me to wonder how Waitrose stays in business. I'm not convinced the focus on sustainability delivers the customers the formal strategy promises and while you can get more odd things directing at middle class buyers it's not enough to make it your regular shop.
>> No. 457914 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 3:15 pm
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>>457913
It's definitely better than other supermarkets. If it was my local one, I'd probably go there a lot just because location is vital. Also, if my local supermarket was a Waitrose, I'd probably be wedged and wouldn't mind paying £11 for goose livers and 'nduja-flavoured crisps.
>> No. 457915 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 3:23 pm
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>>457913
Waitrose is the only supermarket where you can almost guarantee there won't be any undesirables inside. The aisles are wide and it's quiet rather than bustly.
>> No. 457916 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 3:24 pm
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>>457913
>You can still see the mark they left by the unusual architecture the stores had which generally become Morrison's outside of the North of England

You know, I've never bothered to consider comercial architecture but it's interesting now you've pointed it out.
What's the deal with northern Morrisons, then?

>it leaves me to wonder how Waitrose stays in business
I would assume it's to do with the class divide - there're plenty of jokes about Waitrose mums on the net (which I can, conviniently, find none of). I don't go in there cuz I'm scruffy as fuck.
>> No. 457917 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 4:59 pm
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Leave it to ARE GLC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVFvQ6LYer4
>> No. 457918 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 5:35 pm
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I wish my local supermarket was a Waitrose.
>> No. 457919 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 6:59 pm
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>>457918
Stop being so bloody poor then.
>> No. 457920 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 8:40 pm
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Don't act like you're not watching Eurovision.
>> No. 457921 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 8:48 pm
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>>457920

Worth it just to ogle Hannah Waddingham.

I've already posted my picks in the foreign language thread on /beat/. COME ON CZECHIA!
>> No. 457922 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 10:16 pm
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Well, we're fucked. We've gone with someone who can't sing live.
>> No. 457923 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 11:30 pm
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>>457922

Also the song just isn't very good.
>> No. 457924 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 11:42 pm
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>>457923
It was generic chart shit but it was by far the weakest vocals of the night, which was drowned out by the music and didn't always sync up with the backing singers.

My top three were Finland, Norway and Israel. I hope Barry from Eastenders was chosen as the presenter for our voting.
>> No. 457925 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 11:50 pm
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>>457924

Has Catherine Tate had her tits done?
>> No. 457926 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 12:00 am
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>>457925

Never mind, I've just remembered that she's got massive tits but usually hides them. Feel a bit bad now about objectifying her huge, soft, doughy mommy milkers.
>> No. 457927 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 12:14 am
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>>457916
>What's the deal with northern Morrisons, then?

Morrisons is a northern supermarket chain that expanded following the takeover of Safeway once it fell into a death spiral. Other supermarkets had also thrown their bids in to buy Safeway but were blocked by the regulator over concerns about competition.

Even with Morrisons they had to sell a significant amount of stores to satisfy the regulator which is how my hometown got its first Asda.

>>457920
I like the idea of Eurovision but for some reason its gone from everyone watching the final to, at minimum, a whole week. I'm quite looking forward to Wednesday when I won't have to hear about Edgar Allan Poe again.
>> No. 457928 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 12:51 am
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>>457927
You seem to have a decent knowledge of supermarkets - I for one would be interested in reading a more detailed post or thread should you like to start it.
>> No. 457929 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 12:57 am
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>>457920
I voted for Finland, and twice for Moldova. For a second, I thought I was going to vote for an actual winner for the first time in my entire life, but luckily I avoided that personal identity crisis.

While I don't see the appeal of Loreen's song, and didn't like her last song either, another Sweden win means next year's contest will hopefully be presented by the peerless goddess Petra Mede again. She hosted the entire 2013 show all by herself and even did the interval act, which was a comedy song that I liked, and then in 2016 she teamed up with the previous year's winner for another comedy song that was even better. Petra Mede is literally the perfect human.
>> No. 457930 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 1:38 am
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Undisputed highlight of this year's Eurovision. I think I'm in love
>> No. 457931 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 1:39 am
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>>457930

O face variant
>> No. 457932 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 1:42 am
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>>457930
>>457931
Very thankful Sue Perkins wasn't co-hosting otherwise I'd be seeing these .gifs for years to come.
>> No. 457933 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 2:26 am
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>>457932
Sue Perkins, if she didn't love the ladies, could peg me nd I would love it.
>> No. 457934 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 3:32 am
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>>457933

She's actually bi, but I doubt that's your only impediment to getting pegged by superkins.
>> No. 457935 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:55 am
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>>457931

She could churn my butter IYKWIM.
>> No. 457936 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:56 am
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>>457934
Very much a case of "You would; she wouldn't."
>> No. 457937 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 10:01 am
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Sue Perkins actually tried to peg me a couple of years back, but we couldn't do it because of COVID restrictions (no pegging).
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14th May 2023
Sunday 12:16 pm
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>no pegging
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14th May 2023
Sunday 12:36 pm
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>> No. 457940 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 1:19 pm
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Just took this year's sunflowers out of the propagator. I'm growing American Giant again, a variety that can grow up to 4 metres tall and more. But it's a lot more effort to get them to grow like that. You have to prepare the soil properly, which means digging up about two cubic feet of it and replacing it with a mix of high-nutrient compost and a bit of loose organic fibre and gravel. I've found that coconut fibre works well. And you need to do that for each plant, which is why I've only got three spots in the back garden for them, which I have to top up with fertiliser every season because sunflowers have a high nutrient draw.

The rest of the seedlings are a variety called Snack, which only grows to about 5-6 ft and has large seeds that are good for eating. But I let the birds have most of them because I'm not a big fan of peeling sunflower seeds.
>> No. 457941 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:07 pm
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Took a few diazepam last night, slept for 19 hours, on one hand nice to be so refreshed, on the other that's a lot of hours wasted asleep.
>> No. 457942 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:09 pm
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Tomorrow is going to be my first full day back in an office since March 2020. I'm feeling woefully unprepared.
>> No. 457945 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:55 pm
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>>457942
Get ready to open your wallet a lot. Lunch, coffee, new shirts, losing the odd charger cable, transport, some arsehole organises drinks - it all adds up.
>> No. 457946 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>457945
Am I miserable? I hate drinks with work people.

The idea of going to a place I wouldn't choose to be if I didn't need money and then extending that time with the other people there to likely talk about that thing at my own expense in my little free time always irked me.

Really can't stand it. Reminds me of when I thought going away for work trips was cool because you get a comfy hotel and a free meal and breakfast before realising it's because I'm losing days of my life being somewhere I wouldn't choose to be if it wasn't for work.
>> No. 457948 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 6:08 pm
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>>457946
Nobody likes these things. At my work, we always try to get out of them, spend weeks in the lead-up talking about how we don't want to go, then we begrudgingly go anyway and enjoy ourselves. So you should go, even though you don't want to. They're always less hellish than you expect. But anyone who wants to go before they actually get there is clearly a pod person posing as a human.
>> No. 457949 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 7:25 pm
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>>457948
The thing about work drinks is that there's clearly two different kinds that use the same terminology. I'd probably instead say:

1. Drinks with colleagues: Drinks with people you actually enjoy the company of that can be the highlight of the week. Usually it's quite an organic process of a few mates that maybe then balloons out. The kind where you all have things in common and just end up chatting until closing time.

2. Drink with work: A work drink you end up at out of an obligation. The one where you end up talking to some boorish person you can't quite hear to be polite or be trapped on the corner sofa. The one where management is usually around and the whole thing feels stilted.

Ultimately I feel like number 2 has become the dominant form since the pandemic because people just aren't in the office enough to make the first viable. That or I just don't get along with the people I work with anymore.
>> No. 457950 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 8:18 pm
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I think whether or not you like work drinks entirely depends on who you work with. Sounds obvious but people just dismiss the entire concept of work drinks like it can never be good; but those people have just likely never had colleagues they like, or never worked in an industry like hospitality where the only thing keeping a restaurant's crew going are the post-service piss ups.

If you like them, why not have a drink with them? It's genuinely one of the best ways of building and strengthening team camaraderie, because drinking is the primary universal bonding ritual we have in this country. When you have a close, tight knit team who actually like each other, that's one of the most impactful factors on whether you actually like a job, for me. Having a good team makes any job tolerable, and I even say that as probably one of the most thoroughly anti-social people you'll ever meet.

I have observed that it's always office people saying they hate these things, and offices always seem like the most miserable workplaces. I think it's a bit of a self-fulfilling cycle. The people who work in offices are always miserable tossers who hate each other, and that's why the office is so miserable to work in, which means everyone is a miserable cunt, etc etc.
>> No. 457951 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 8:26 pm
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>>457949

I'm normally a sociable person, but I've always hated either. I'll play along when there's no way out of it without making yourself look weird or like you don't want to be part of the team, but it's not something I enjoy and I'm usually glad when it's over and I get to go home.

I should really be saying that in past tense, because I'm self employed now and wank work from home. And to me it's the best work arrangement I've ever had.
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14th May 2023
Sunday 8:49 pm
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>>457945
I've ordered a bunch of shirts from Next because you don't have to pay up front, meaning I can try on a bunch of styles and sizes then return the ones I don't want without ever being charged for them.

It's also in the middle of nowhere so I'll be bringing my own lunch in until I know the area better, but it looks like the main alternatives are a burger van on the edge of the industrial estate/business park or walking ten minutes to a Morrisons. At least there's a canal nearby I can walk along because I've been told people can't eat at their desk and have to go to the break room and watch either Bargain Hunt or Loose Women, depending on the time.

I'm assuming being so remote means that there's not going to be much in the way of social events as there won't be many places convenient for everyone.

>>457946
It depends on the people. If I go back to the before times at the job I've just left then I'd have gladly gone out for a drink with the people in my department because we were on a similar wavelength and had a laugh most days, so going out would feel natural rather than forced. A lot of them have left over the last three years and I'm not as close with their replacements but I still got almost £150 as my send off present, which is a lot more than I anticipated.
>> No. 457955 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 10:17 pm
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>>457950
I wouldn't be so blanket with offices actually, there have definitely been in a few where there is genuinely a cracking team and we've had a lot of fun. It is a bit of a self-perpetuating thing though, if someone is an arsehole or just incompetent they will generally hire bootlickers, push out the good ones and generally the environment degrades. On the flip-side if you have a good team together they will generally start to self-select for people who match the dynamics, don't do the things that push people out and things are much more productive and level because you're all working together.

It feels like we've talked about this before but there definitely is an inverse relationship in how clean/prestigious the work is compared to how enjoyable the office culture is - charities being famous for the toxic backroom office culture for example.

>>457952
Funny you should say that, I found out that I had a proper Bangladeshi suit and tailor place around the corner from me today. Got myself measured and a couple suits made up. One for a work event next week but another slightly more colourful affair for a wedding. I'd recommend doing similar, the thing about online orders I've found is that generally you can't be arsed to get a perfect fit and usually you have to deal with the sizings they give you which can be hit and miss depending on the brand.

>It's also in the middle of nowhere so I'll be bringing my own lunch in until I know the area better, but it looks like the main alternatives are a burger van on the edge of the industrial estate/business park or walking ten minutes to a Morrisons. At least there's a canal nearby I can walk along because I've been told people can't eat at their desk and have to go to the break room and watch either Bargain Hunt or Loose Women, depending on the time.

Grim. I bet there will be at least one team trip to the pub using cars.
>> No. 457956 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 11:26 pm
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Birthdays get a lot less fun as you get older.
>> No. 457957 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 12:58 am
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I've sneezed twice today. Legally I can't be in work tomorrow, too sick.
>> No. 457958 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 8:13 am
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>>457956
Happy birthday. Did you get a Clarkson DVD?
>> No. 457961 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 11:31 am
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>>457958
Thanks! I did not.
>> No. 457962 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 11:56 am
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I think I've watched that video of Mel Giedroyc with the butter churn about 200 times.
>> No. 457963 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 12:01 pm
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If Royal Mail don't deliver my new glasses within the hour I'm going to teach them what "going postal" is all about.

>>457956
Happy birthday. I can't get you anything, but here's hoping a game you want goes on sale on Steam soon or a telly presenter does something seductive on air in the near future!
>> No. 457965 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 1:35 pm
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>>457962
I was always more of a Sue kind of guy, but Mel's won me over with the butter churning.
>> No. 457970 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 7:41 pm
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>>457965

I was having a really tough time with my mental health last week. I'd had a couple of setbacks that are fairly minor in the greater scheme of things, but they were enough to push me into that morass of hopelessness and helplessness that characterises chronic depressive illness.

It might sound like I'm taking the piss, but Mel's butter churning stunt was just enough to pull me out of that downward spiral; a little reminder that there is joy and beauty and meaning in the world, because there are women who can do that.
>> No. 458046 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 12:37 pm
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I can't find the climate change thread so here it goes;

Why is commodification of nature a bad thing? My limited understanding of our worlds leading economic system suggests legal ownership of 'nature', be if woodlands, lakes, mountains, would imply legal responsibilities and financial incentives for maintaining them. Much the same as land management as we know it today, only on a worldwide scale.

The only issue I'm glimpsing is the idea that 'public land' would become private, which obviously sucks. I guess in this sense there'll be no-where left for natives and misfits to go.


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>> No. 458047 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 12:54 pm
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>>458046

We've got very good evidence that commodification is a good thing for conservation. Safari tourism has done more to protect endangered species in Africa than any amount of conservation, because it aligns everyone's incentives. If you're a poor African who happens to live next to a wildlife reserve full of endangered species, then poaching is an obvious and tempting route out of poverty; if that reserve is also a safari resort that directly employs hundreds of people in hotels and hospitality and indirectly employs hundreds more via their supply chains, you've got a vested interest in making sure that the animals that underpin that local economy survive.
>> No. 458048 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 1:01 pm
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>>458046
You're suggesting usus and fructus which are fine but the problem is our law generally includes abusus too, which is more immediately profitable.
>> No. 458060 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:07 pm
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I listened to several remixes of the classic Red Alert music "Hell March" today and none of them improved it, or for that matter equaled it, whatsoever.

>>458046
What's with the tiny image you attached to this post?
>> No. 458061 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:25 pm
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>>458048
According to this short video, nature comodification seeks to remove the 'abusus' element by applying monetary value to the currently disregarded sections of nature based industries. It forces companies as a whole to account for natural values during their decision making.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PginGEBHF4Y

>>458060
>What's with the tiny image you attached to this post?
It's the energy resource icon from a grand strategy game called Stellaris. I was going to link nature comodification with one of the games corporate government concepts but I couldn't make it convincing.
Personal frame of reference, init.
>> No. 458062 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:59 pm
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>>458061
I can't watch videos sorry. It may be a good idea, but like most things humans do there may be unforseen problems that would be solved just by leaving shit alone instead of trying to force it into the usual profit motive.
>> No. 458063 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 3:55 pm
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>>458062
>I can't watch videos
I believe in you!
>> No. 458064 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 7:06 pm
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Carrie Johnson sure loves being cream pied.
>> No. 458065 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 7:21 pm
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>>458064

I've always been reluctant to endorse eugenics, but Boris Johnson seems to be proof that the worst people in the world are outbreeding us.
>> No. 458067 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 9:12 pm
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>>458062
>nature comodification seeks to remove the 'abusus' element by applying monetary value to the currently disregarded sections of nature
>I can't watch videos sorry
For interest sake; The Economics of Ecosystems and Biodiversity (TEEB) have run economic studies that suggest values of;
•Indonesian mangroves at $215,000 per hectare per year
•Coral reefs at $1,195,000 ha/yr
•Rainforests at $24,000 ha/pr
•Farmland at 10,000 ha/yr

So in concept it becomes more profitable to maintain a rainforest than saw it down for farmland .. but how does the owner actually recieve that 24k rainforest money?
The video says that rainforests specifically provide 'nitrogen fixation', habitat, erosion prevention, rainfall generation, etc. So I'm assuming any business that benefits from any of these will have to pay a rainforest tax, or something.
That seems reasonable to me. Sustainable, even.

>unforseen problems that would be solved just by leaving shit alone instead of trying to force it into the usual profit motive.
Profit motive is a powerful force - it looks to me like this comodification of nature is an effort to drive that force for the longevity of the world as we know it.
>> No. 458068 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 1:00 am
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Bought a couple new suits and had them tailored the other day. The guy asked me if I wouldn't mind doing him a favour and paying in cash, gave me a free dickie bow when I came back.

It feels like a more common ask than I remember. A few years ago used to be just hairdressers who want cash. Has some new tax come out recently?
>> No. 458069 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 3:53 am
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>>458068

>Has some new tax come out recently?

Not that I'm aware of. I think a lot of people are just reaching the point where they can't afford to pay tax. The cost of living crisis is also a cost of doing business crisis - if all your costs are going up but your customers can't afford to pay more, something has got to give.
>> No. 458070 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 6:59 am
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>>458068
Probably close to the VAT thresholds or something like that.
>> No. 458071 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 9:36 am
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>>458070

Good point. The VAT thresholds haven't been adjusted since 2017, so a lot of small businesses are being pulled into VAT by inflation.
>> No. 458072 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 12:45 pm
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>>458067
What if everyone just starts destroying the habit which is there in order to turn it to the most profitable one? It's not going to do the ecosystem much good if we cut down all the forests to replace them with coral reef.
>> No. 458073 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 4:49 pm
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I don't know how, but the Germans sabotaged the Lambo at the Nords 24 hours to take out one of the non-German cars that could have won it.
>> No. 458074 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 8:06 pm
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The problem with wearing glasses is that I get to see everyone's faces in high definition, including my own. People look better with the focus turned down.
>> No. 458075 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 1:17 am
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Oops, I accidentally peered through the maw of Hell itself again.
>> No. 458076 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 1:50 am
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>>458074
>>458075
Don't let the Martians get away with it, lad.
>> No. 458077 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 2:28 am
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>>458076
You're right, I should start shooting the far-right to death with a shotgun...
>> No. 458078 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 3:09 pm
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... and yet Germany lies defeated regardless.
>> No. 458079 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 5:39 pm
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I'm not saying that Fat Monica isn't fat, but by current standards she's probably below average weight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ttwl2nfSqE
>> No. 458080 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 5:47 pm
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>>458078

Not like they've never been there.
>> No. 458081 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 6:40 pm
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Twitter has inexplicably decided that I'm interested in football and that I speak Japanese. Not Japanese football, it just shows me UK football and what appears to be random tweets in Japanese.
It's not really any worse than scrolling through the same memes retweeted a dozen times in a row.
>> No. 458082 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 7:58 pm
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>>458081
昨夜、あのばかばかしい表示を見ましたか?
>> No. 458085 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 1:27 am
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>>458082
ベンゲル監督は、ウォルコットをあんな早い段階で放出するつもりで何を考えていたのだろうか?
>> No. 458086 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 2:23 am
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>>458079

They gave her a pleasingly plump body and the face of someone who needs a winch to get out of the bath. I half suspect that no-one on set could remember what a fat person looks like, because all the people they knew had a coke habit and/or an eating disorder.
>> No. 458087 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 5:55 am
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>>458079
No chance. Average BMI is only marginally into the overweight category. She appears well into it or past it. And average BMI has increased only by one kg/m2 in the last quarter century too.
>> No. 458088 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 7:28 am
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>>458086>>458087
When they came up with fat Monica around one-third of Americans were overweight. It's now around two-thirds.
>> No. 458089 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 7:46 am
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>>458086

People were just on average thinner back then.

Remember the episode of The Simpsons where 21 and a bit stone was considered ludicrously obese?
>> No. 458090 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 11:00 am
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>>458088
Didn't the definition of obesity change between then and now?
>> No. 458091 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 11:15 am
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>>458090
From the Wiki page on BMI:

>In 1998, the U.S. National Institutes of Health brought U.S. definitions in line with World Health Organization guidelines, lowering the normal/overweight cut-off from a BMI of 27.8 (men) and 27.3 (women) to a BMI of 25. This had the effect of redefining approximately 25 million Americans, previously healthy, to overweight.

>A survey in 2007 showed 63% of Americans were then overweight or obese, with 26% in the obese category (a BMI of 30 or more). By 2014, 37.7% of adults in the United States were obese, 35.0% of men and 40.4% of women; class 3 obesity (BMI over 40) values were 7.7% for men and 9.9% for women. The U.S. National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey of 2015-2016 showed that 71.6% of American men and women had BMIs over 25. Obesity—a BMI of 30 or more—was found in 39.8% of the US adults.
>> No. 458092 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 11:27 am
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I bet that Fat Monica would have sucked like a Henry Hoover.
>> No. 458094 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>458092
This isn't the first time I've read about you lot fantasising over rotund individuals and powerful suction. Have you been fucking the Henry again?
>> No. 458095 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 1:11 pm
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>>458094

The little tease was asking for it.

Longstanding issues with domestic appliances.
>> No. 458196 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 10:22 am
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Last night I was sat watching TV with my girlfriend, and I put wrestling on as there was fuck all else on. Taya Valkyrie vs Lady Frost. After five minutes she changed the channel as she "couldn't stand any more". I don't know if she took umbrage at wrestling as a whole, or if she was self conscious I was watching scantily clad big titted ladies cavort in a ring. I changed to a documentary on Ken Dodd and she had no issue with that even though she'd never heard of him. It was a shit documentary but it pacified her.
>> No. 458197 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 10:26 am
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>>458196
I'm sure I've posted this before, but my friend's girlfriend likes watching Amy Schumer even though she doesn't think she's that funny just because she's a bit funny looking so doesn't seem like a threat.
>> No. 458198 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 12:39 pm
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>>458197
It's odd though because I've been conditioned to smirk and look away when a lady I want to bone is on TV, like when it's Judi Love or Roisin Conaty, as she playfully teases me for finding chubby comediennes attractive. But I have absolutely no attraction to those particular wrestlers so she shouldn't feel like there's competition.
>> No. 458201 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 5:05 pm
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While I was out I saw three black people, two were wearing jumpers and the other had a gilet on. Meanwhile I'm struggling to cope with 21° sunshine in a t-shirt and shorts.
>> No. 458202 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 5:23 pm
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My right lower arm felt funny this morning getting up, like I slept on it all night.

How does the old joke go, sit on your hand for 20 minutes and then have a wank, it'll feel like somebody else is doing it.
>> No. 458203 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 6:33 pm
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>>458201

Mans weren't hot, evidently.
>> No. 458204 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 7:51 pm
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I don't think my son's ever properly drunk alcohol before and he's 16 later this year so I thought I'd introduce him to Peroni because it's pretty easy going as far as beers go, but he managed two sips whilst pulling a face and that was it. He's taken the bottle up to his room so who knows, he might have a bit more. Then again, when I was his age I couldn't stand beer and mainly had vodka and coke when I was getting pissed.
>> No. 458205 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 8:53 pm
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>>458198

There seems to be a total and irreconcilable disconnect between what men find attractive and what women get insecure about.
>> No. 458207 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 9:55 pm
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>>458204
Peroni's pretty strong as far as mainstream lagers go. 5%ish. Get him some Skol, 2.8% and tastes like shit, can't go wild on that.
>> No. 458208 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 10:13 pm
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>>458204
>He's taken the bottle up to his room so who knows, he might have a bit more.

He's probably going to pour it down the sink from experience. Doesn't he have any mates he can drink JD-Coke with? Maybe some girls too where you can be the cool dad and turn a blind eye?
>> No. 458209 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 10:34 pm
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>>458208
His mates don't really do much, talking on Discord and things like that. I'm trying to get him a bit familiar with alcohol before he eventually goes to uni so he can be relatively responsible with it.
>> No. 458211 Anonymous
27th May 2023
Saturday 10:51 pm
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>>458209
Times sure have changed huh.

Maybe see if he wants to do some barbeques over the summer with his mates, keep an eye on him but I'm sure they can grill a few burgers on a disposable grill. Teenagers love making small fires.
>> No. 458212 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 1:15 am
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>>458205

One of my exes was always insecure about her waist. She said it looked "boyish" and that she didn't quite have the curves she would have wanted. But she looked absolutely fine to me in that department. A very attractive lass of slim build, by anyone's standards.

What freaked me out were her massive bunions. I've never been a foot fetish person, but her feet had pretty outsize bunions that made them look like nothing I'd ever seen before. I never mentioned to her that I found her feet weird, but she also seemed completely oblivious that that wasn't what normal feet tend to look like.
>> No. 458213 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 2:15 am
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Not sure my "no more sweets" diet is going to work if I keep replacing them with pork pies. Change, nevertheless, is likely better than stagnation.
>> No. 458214 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 3:39 am
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>>458213
Go for grazing on sliced chicken when you get a craving. Eggs too. You're on the right track, meat definitely helped my sweet cravings.
>> No. 458215 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 9:04 am
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>>458213
I'm telling you, roasted chickpeas are the best snack.
>> No. 458216 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 11:23 am
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I'm becoming addicted to zebra donuts.
>> No. 458219 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 2:38 pm
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Can you lads recommend some local co-op Xbox One games please? Off the top of my head we've got Castle Crashers, Rayman, Cuphead, Streets of Rage 4 and Gang Beasts. I was thinking of either Gears 5 or Borderlands 3, possibly one of the Resident Evil games or Destroy All Humans! 2.
>> No. 458220 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 3:33 am
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>>458219
Not even remotely my wheelhouse, but Golf With Your Friends and PGA Tour 2021 are good fun. The latter being not the most recent version of a sports game means it's probably available for 99 pence secondhand in a game emporium. Assuming you can still do that, assuming your Xbox even has a CD Drive, assuming you're not simply an AI chatbot learning how to better impersonate a local co-op gamer for nefarious ends. I am a man adrift in time, send help.
>> No. 458221 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 12:48 pm
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What do you lads typically have for dinner/lunch/whatever you call the midday meal on a weekend? My girlfriend is adamant that it should only be something like beans on toast and to cook a proper meal for it is absurd whereas I think you can prepare whatever you want and just have smaller portions than you'd have at tea.
>> No. 458222 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 2:09 pm
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>>458221
For me, lunch is the main meal anyway. But your girlfriend is a duplicitous snake.
>> No. 458223 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 3:53 pm
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Every Friday I tell myself I won't put everything off until Sunday Monday and every Friday I lie to myself. I've had that Warhammer set to sell for nearly 6 months now and I've just not bothered to measure it and get a cardboard box for shipping.

Anyway I bought some ice lollies and it's great. There's something to be said about taking 5 minutes every day to eat frozen sugar in the sun. I started doing it last summer as a treat when I finished work and it's ace.

>>458221
>the midday meal

Breakfast because I stay up late. Fried eggs on toast is the common staple but as we head into summer I've started skipping breakfast/lunch entirely and will opt for dinner and then a sandwich closer to bedtime.

I bet your Mrs likes to get up early and treats it like a lifestyle choice. I bet she gets angry when she has to stay up past 9. Either way, I think she's right to respect the lunch/dinner divide because dinner food is more stodgy and therefore prone to be tiring. There's a whole world of lunch food you can enjoy so why are you crossing the streams? Get yourself a nice French stick with some cheese - maybe a boiled egg, a pork pie and a handful of crunchy crisps if you're feeling decadent.
>> No. 458224 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 4:12 pm
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>>458221

Saturdays I will typically have a bigger "brunch" type breakfast about 11-12ish that keeps me going until tea time. Usually something hearty involving scrambled eggs or french toast, and salmon, kippers, or bacon, perhaps some mushrooms or whatever else is in the fridge.

Sundays I'll often indulge in a fry up with bacon, sausage, beans and all that. Short of a full English, because nobody's got the time for a full full English in real life, but along the same lines.

If for some strange reason I was up early and had a "normal" breakfast of cereal or just toast etc, then lunch is only ever a sandwich or bowl of soup or summat.
>> No. 458225 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 4:18 pm
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>>458221
Whatever I feel like.
>> No. 458230 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 5:41 pm
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Somehow managed to spend £280 on going out from Thursday to Sunday. Now I need a job.
>> No. 458304 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:00 am
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I know we have discussions about Amazon every now and then but I bought a book at about 10ish last night and less than twelve hours later my postman was putting it through my letterbox. Why is my postman delivering Amazon parcels? Is it because of the privatisation?
>> No. 458305 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 12:26 pm
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>>458304

Amazon have their own logistics system, but they also use Royal Mail, DPD and Evri for some of their logistics. If they're sending you something that'll fit through your letterbox, it obviously makes sense to give it to your postie to carry on his usual route rather than sending a courier in a van.

Amazon get a considerable discount, because they're deeply integrated into Royal Mail's network and can deliver directly from their warehouses to your local sorting office. Royal Mail are happy to take any business, because they're desperately trying to make up for declining volumes of mail due to the move to paperless. Royal Mail aren't very reliable, but Amazon can use their own logistics network and their other partners to work around industrial action.
>> No. 458317 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 6:35 pm
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>>458305
This, but also Amazon are a big part of the way towards knowing what you're going to buy before you buy it, as well as having very advanced control over what shows up on your searches.
If you type in a search term for any commonly bought item the results it throws up first as well as all the sponsored items and such will all be things that are in a warehouse just down the local motorway from you. You'd have to search very hard to find some niche brand that's only kept in a central warehouse that they need to shuttle halfway across the country.
>> No. 458318 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 8:06 pm
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>>458317

On the warehousing side, they're extremely good at running things on a just-in-time basis. Normal business logic is that orders before 3PM get dispatched the same day, because you need a bit of wiggle room to make sure that everything gets on the lorry at 6PM. Amazon logic is that the clock doesn't stop until that lorry leaves, so you can keep taking orders right up to the last minute if you know exactly how long it takes to pick and pack an order. If you've got your own fleet of lorries, you can schedule their movements to suit your own needs; with good traffic modelling and an accurate prediction of how long it'll take to unload it at the other end, you can schedule the journey to the minute.

The ubiquitous monitoring of their warehouse staff isn't really about working them harder, it's about maintaining a level of predictability throughout the chain. Obviously it's a bonus if it takes someone 4 minutes rather than 4:15 to retrieve an item from location 63 in bay 11A, but what really matters is knowing how precisely long it will take.
>> No. 458319 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 8:41 pm
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>>458230

You needed one before to do that.
>> No. 458320 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:03 pm
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>>458319
Now he didn't. He had cash to spare and spent it having a really nice time. Can't you read?
>> No. 458321 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:06 pm
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>>458317

>also Amazon are a big part of the way towards knowing what you're going to buy before you buy it

I hear this often, and understand I'm probably hearing it from Someone Who Knows, but of all the sites I use Amazon seems by far the worst at predicting and suggesting things for me. I don't know if it's because I buy anything and everything from there, but all they seem to like to do is recommend me sixteen different staplers after I've ordered a stapler, sort of thing.
>> No. 458322 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:17 pm
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>>458321

>all they seem to like to do is recommend me sixteen different staplers after I've ordered a stapler

It sounds daft, but the most likely purchase is the thing you've just bought, closely followed by something very similar to the thing you've just bought. Maybe you liked it so much that you want another for the office, maybe the first one was shit but you couldn't be arsed returning it, maybe you're some kind of pathologically insane stapler hoarder, maybe you just forgot that you ordered it.

I can't pretend to understand the behavioural psychology, but the data doesn't lie - those recommendations and adverts have an unbelievably high conversion rate.
>> No. 458323 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:34 pm
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>>458305
You are exactly right. Because Amazon do all the parcel sorting and distribution (the stuff the old Post Office sorting office used to do) it is much cheaper to deliver, and the Post Office do way less work - they literally do the last mile of delivery.

>>458317
You are exactly wrong. While they do exert huge control over search results - and make a lot of money off it, they don't do anything like you describe about warehouse location in the UK.

>>458318
You are right. Their just-in-time ordering means that often when you order a book, once you pay they place the order with the supplier - that book is then sent from the wholesaler to Amazon where it is "cross-docked" when it arrives from the supplier, and put straight into an envelope and forwarded on to you. Yes, all this can happen on the same day if the timing is right.

>>458321
>Someone Who Knows
No ladm9, that is me. For the benefit of newcomers, I spent some of my career helping Amazon sell books.
>> No. 458326 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 7:24 am
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Someone told me that Amazon have bought a robo-vacuum company so they can start scanning the dimensions of people's houses and better target what people with similar properties tend to buy.
>> No. 458327 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 8:27 am
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It makes sense that Amazon originally being a bookseller would see you've bought a book and recommend you a dozen similar books.
>> No. 458328 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 9:08 am
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>>458326
Wouldn't that be cheaper to do with satellite imagery?
>> No. 458329 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 10:15 am
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>>458328

It would probably raise privacy issues. You can't just use Google Earth to measure people's houses, at least not if they didn't sign up for it. Even if the GDPR no longer applies in Britan and never mattered in the U.S. The worldwide backlash and PR disaster would probably be considerable. But if you shove terms and conditions of a robo vacuum company up their arse that nobody reads anyway and where you allow them to gather that data when you buy a vacuum from them, then it's a different story.

Never understood why people need robo vacuum cleaners or robo lawnmowers to begin with. It takes less than five minutes to vacuum an average sized room by hand, say you have a four-bedroom house, then it'll be less than an hour for every room that needs vacuuming, including the time you need to lug the vacuum around the house and plug it in in different rooms. And even your average sized residential lawn should be finished with a conventional mower in under 30 minutes. When did people get so lazy that they can't be arsed to do the simplest household chores anymore.

Our neighbour has a robo lawnmower, and it annoys the piss out of me because it gets stuck all the time and then you hear a massively annoying whirr-click-click-whirr-click-click for 20 minutes until they notice and put the mower back on its track.
>> No. 458330 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 10:58 am
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>>458329

Robot hoovers are fucking brilliant though. It's like having a pet that cleans up for you.
>> No. 458331 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 12:23 pm
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>>458330
We've had robo-hoovers for well over a decade now that worked perfectly well without uploading regular 3D scans of the house to unknown third-parties for obscure marketing purposes, why do we need that now?
>> No. 458332 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 12:36 pm
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>>458329
I think your argument works in the complete opposite way.

Analysing satellite imagery is literally its entire purpose. You have no ownership of the photons bouncing off your house into space and residents are not party to its sale.

Selling a product for a specific purpose and having that product unnecessarily collect data for a completely unrelated and unexpected purpose is central to what GDPR is trying to outlaw.
>> No. 458333 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 2:31 pm
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>>458332
You're entirely right - there is also the fact that the size of houses is not personally identifiable information, and is already in the public domain (HM Land Registry).

>>458329 would have a point if the satellite pictures were used to track people walking around, or something that was personally identifiable.
>> No. 458334 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 3:15 pm
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>>458329
>It takes less than five minutes to vacuum an average sized room by hand

Go back to your Baileys, mum. I have my own place now.
>> No. 458335 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 3:38 pm
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I like how City and United are both managed by the same person.
>> No. 458336 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 4:41 pm
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>>458335

Oh, you think that all us baldies look alike? Baldist.
>> No. 458337 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 5:03 pm
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>>458336
I'm actually bald on my father's side so I can say this stuff.
>> No. 458338 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 5:15 pm
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>>458336

Isn't baldness a factor of high testosterone? Males in their 20s today have the same testosterone levels as males in their 60s during the 80s. Testosterone levels are rapidly decreasing to the point that by 2070 every guy will probably start growing tits and have a microdick. So being a baldy will probably be a factor in saving the human race.
>> No. 458339 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 7:26 pm
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>>458338

>Isn't baldness a factor of high testosterone?

Not quite. You go bald mainly if your hair follicles have a genetically predisposed sensitivity against diyhdrotestosterone (DHT), which is a breakdown product of testosterone and can accumulate around hair follicles and choke them of blood and nutrients as it reduces their flow in the skin's tiny blood vessels. Some men's hair is very DHT-sensitive, while others don't have problems with it at all.

That said, while there are plenty of men with high testosterone but a full head of hair, higher testosterone levels increase the likelihood of going bald. In that sense, male baldness can hint at high testosterone levels, but it's not a smoking gun, as many men with low testosterone can also go bald.

Another factor is age. Your overall blood circulation decreases in middle age and old age, which will gradually thin out your hair regardless of how predisposed to baldness you were in your younger years.
>> No. 458340 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 8:20 pm
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I can't work out if it's a particularly lavish private party, or some sort of festival on nearby parkland, but there's been loud black people music all afternoon and is continuing currently. Lots of reggae which I hate, but they've just played Juicy by Biggie which is a banger so I'm not complaining too much.
>> No. 458341 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 8:46 pm
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Someone told me "you look healthy" and I can't work out whether it's a backhanded compliment. I do usually look fucked, to be fair.
>> No. 458342 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 9:03 pm
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>>458339
ARE YOU SHILLING FOR BIG HAIR??
>> No. 458343 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 11:43 pm
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>>458341
I am quite sure you look gorgeous - I love you - but from where I am from (The South), that means you have gained a little timber.
>> No. 458345 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 4:46 pm
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I can feel a cold seeping in. A pounding sinus headache mixed with white chalky snot causing congestion, a general tiredness and a disgruntled tum-tum. This is absolutely outrageous. It's not just that I have things I couldn't be bothered to do during the week but lockdown spoilt me for a period by showing me a world where I don't get periodically sick because some utter bastards can't stay home. You' know who they are, the bullshitters coughing on the train that we're not allowed to defend ourselves from.

Anyway, I'm off to Superdrug to see if they have any zinc supplements, apparently if you can get some in your in the first 24 hours it will shorten recovery. We know that because up until the late 80s there was a dedicate unit funded by the British government to deal with the common cold and zinc seemed to be the wonder cure. The funding was cut shortly after though for mysterious reasons.
>> No. 458346 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 7:07 pm
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>>458345
This is drifting into /101/ territory but Superdrug lied about their opening times as shops seem to always do these days. Couldn't find zinc in any of the express shops so settled for a nasal spray.

Well I guess I'll just die then.
>> No. 458347 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 7:25 pm
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Just heard a woman call a vegan "divorced from reality" for thinking an image of someone drinking milk directly from a cow's teat would be off-putting. She grew up doing that as a child and thinks it's a normal thing to do. It's not. I don't care if you think it's gross or not, it's not normal. The dairy industry employs fewer than 100,000 people in the entire country. Even if every one of them has two children each that they regularly bring to the farm to suck on cow teats, in a country of near 70 million, it's not normal.
>>458346
Some of the dissolving vitamin C tablets have zinc in.
>> No. 458348 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 8:51 pm
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This is one of you lads, isn't it?
>> No. 458349 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 10:09 pm
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I know Britain's Got Talent is lowest common denominator shite and it's been scraping the barrel for years, but this act has just won:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR5-ZUBY3b4
>> No. 458350 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 10:18 pm
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>>458349
The editor was really bloody trying to make that look even remotely entertaining. An impressive effort, if a wasted one all the same. And the comments on that must be bots, right? Who's watching that and getting anything out of it? I don't even understand what the bit is, do hi-vis vests have some kind of cultural significance that passed me by?
>> No. 458351 Anonymous
4th June 2023
Sunday 11:37 pm
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>>458349
.. well I did watch all 3 minutes 34 seconds of the clip.

"moist dicks in my face"
>> No. 458352 Anonymous
5th June 2023
Monday 9:24 am
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>>458350
>And the comments on that must be bots, right? Who's watching that and getting anything out of it? I don't even understand what the bit is, do hi-vis vests have some kind of cultural significance that passed me by?

I imagine most ITV viewers are on the same level as that woman who showed LadBaby her sausage roll tattoos. He got the audience to clap and then annoyed Simon Cowell, that's literally all there is to it.
>> No. 458366 Anonymous
5th June 2023
Monday 7:34 pm
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>>458349
There's more :0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d3Cg8DMDuM
>> No. 458369 Anonymous
5th June 2023
Monday 8:28 pm
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>>458366
He's no worse than any '80s/'90s alternative comedian you didn't like. I respect him just as much as I respect anything that ever happened on Shooting Stars, and there's no way Keith Allen was never this bad. But this man isn't even British.
>> No. 458381 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 2:09 am
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>>458366

It seems that he has been working on the hi-vis routine for at least a year. I can't tell if he's a moron or a genius, but fair play to him either way.


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6th June 2023
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>>458381
BGT researchers now directly approach acts to perform on the show, rather than solely relying on open auditions, with YouTube being one of the places they look for people. They probably contacted him and said if he comes on the show they'll guarantee to air it on TV or let him have a semi final spot as a minimum.
>> No. 458401 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 3:37 pm
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>>458392
>now
I thought they were doing that as early as series 3.
>> No. 458402 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 4:09 pm
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>>458401
Shurrup, nerd.
>> No. 458413 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 6:51 pm
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>>458381
I didn't watch any of the other videos above but I enjoyed this one. Maybe shorn of the context of a small comedy club it becomes crap?
>> No. 458414 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 7:31 pm
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>>458413
My favourite part was the lad in the front row with his hands clasped together who clearly didn't like it.
>> No. 458415 Anonymous
6th June 2023
Tuesday 8:02 pm
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>>458381

On reflection, isn't this the purest distillation of Stewart Lee mixed with the purest distillation of Lee Evans?
>> No. 458443 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 9:57 am
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Ordered a new mouse as my five year old one has had issues with the scroll wheel for the last few months and I'm sick of it. Got new one through Amazon, and they delivered it about half an hour ago. Did not knock, did not leave it round the back or conceal it in anyway - just dumped it on the doorstep and fucked off. Luckily I heard the delivery car leave so knew to get it. Not even in cardboard packaging, just the box the mouse comes in so anyone could walk past and take the desirable thing. I appreciate Amazon delivery drivers probably don't have the time to knock on every door and wait 20 seconds for the occupant to answer, but the way they handled the delivery today seems questionable.
>> No. 458445 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:15 am
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RateMyTakeaway is live streaming his wedding with that fame hungry succubus jezebel. I think they're trying to become real celebrities instead of nice but dim glutton and personality disorder riddled attention whore.
>> No. 458446 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:22 am
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>>458445

She is fit as fuck though.
>> No. 458447 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>458445
You seem unreasonably knowledgeable and invested in this. You're surely the person who has provided a running commentary over the course of their relationship.
>> No. 458448 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:36 am
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>>458447
They're the Harry & Meghan of the take away/mental illness world, it's hard not to follow them.
>> No. 458449 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:41 am
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Funnily enough, I'm at a wedding this afternoon. I'm already too hot and this is before the temperature rises about five degrees and I have to put my duit on.
>> No. 458450 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 1:10 pm
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My new outfit has arrived.
>> No. 458451 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 4:59 pm
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>>458450

I'm sure you'll look fetching in it.
>> No. 458452 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 10:04 pm
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How I feel eating the ice cream I bought after waking up from a dream about eating ice cream.
>> No. 458453 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 10:59 pm
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Bit humid in that London. The actual day itself was alright with a nice bit of burning sunshine but as soon as we got to sunset the place turned into an armpit. Hope you'll be happy for the next 3 months, cold-lads.
>> No. 458454 Anonymous
10th June 2023
Saturday 11:33 pm
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>>458452

I get dreams like this, but when I go to the freezer I realise that I also dreamed about buying the ice cream.
>> No. 458456 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:54 am
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Okay my vomit is black. Do I chalk that up to dried blood or the fact I had red wine and sangria yesterday? I struggled to sleep last night because of a slight burning at the top of my throat, which I think is acid reflux.
>> No. 458457 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 9:04 am
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>>458456
Did it taste of blood or red wine and sangria?
>> No. 458458 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 9:32 am
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>>458456

Was it liquid, or did it have a grainy consistency like coffee grounds? If it was the former, you're probably fine. If it was the latter, you should see a doctor.
>> No. 458460 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 11:14 am
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>>458457
Smelled like red wine to me.

>>458458
Liquid, with streaks in it but certainly not grainy.

To top it all off, I was sick again a few times not too long ago and I mildly shat myself.
>> No. 458461 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 12:27 pm
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>>458460

You're not going to die then, you're just hung over.

I mean, obviously you're going to die at some point, but it's probably best not to dwell on that when you're hung over.
>> No. 458462 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 2:07 pm
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It's too hot.
>> No. 458463 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 2:53 pm
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Found one of those text-to-speech, fear mongering ads on YouTube that's using Jordan Peterson's voice to try and get people to do a "strange 30-second bedtime technique" that will destroy the "brain rot" of dementia. Of course, you have to press a dodgy link to find out what it is, but when you do that page is just this and makes no further reference to the bedtime technique (a quick wank? If so I may live to be a thousand). Then this overlay got thrown up when I went to close the tab, so I should probably clear my cookies immediately. Really, really such a cool use of a resource as powerful and transformative as the internet.
>> No. 458464 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 3:03 pm
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>>458463

You sound like somebody who has only just discovered the Internet.
>> No. 458465 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:12 pm
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>>458463
I have started watching slightly more YouTube on my TV than I used to, and I can't block the adverts on there. But I have also started wondering: what if I liked the advert? What if it was selling something I wanted? I have always assumed that I could click the advert and be taken to the website on a computer, but I can't do that on my TV. So what's the point of having the adverts in the first place?
>> No. 458466 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>458463
If you're interested in removing ads from your browsing experience, look into uBlock - it's a addon for firefox that filters scripts, images and things from websites. I haven't seen a YT ad since installing, and the various porn sites I visit are conspicuously lacking notifications for hot milfs in my area.

But yeah man that's definitely a troubling development. First I've heard of it in action.

https://ublockorigin.com/
>> No. 458467 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:36 pm
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>>458464
You'd be better off as fertaliser than the husk of a human being you are now. How about that, you soft twat? I'm aware scammers and liars exist, but it struck me as especially cruel to exploit the realm of paranoia that now constitutes much of the online right by trying to trick people into distrusting drugs and doctors and to string them along with a non-existent miracle cure for something as serious as dementia.

>>458465
That actually a very good point. I guess it's the same thing as TV ads then.

>>458466
Oh, I know about uBlock. I was watching some weird right-wing shit and didn't want to pollute my regular YouTube feed so I opened it in a private window.

The text-to-speech, fear mongering ads aren't new, I've just never heard one with a celebrity voice doing the talking.
>> No. 458468 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:37 pm
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>>458463
>>458465
You fucking can block ads on your smart tv and you have the brain power to filter anything that says 'NASA brain doctor'.

>using Jordan Peterson's voice

It must be troubling for you lot how powerful Peterson has gotten. I've even found women who follow him.
>> No. 458469 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:39 pm
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>>458467
Have you been sitting in the sun for too long today? Do you need an ice cream?
>> No. 458470 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:40 pm
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A lad just got eaten by a shark in Hurghada.

A friend is going there in early September but now she's worried that it's not safe.

I told her that it was probably just incredibly bad luck, with millions of visitors to the area every year.
>> No. 458472 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:44 pm
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>>458470
Tell her she should be more worried about being sexually harassed by Egyptians.
>> No. 458473 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 4:46 pm
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>>458470

If only there was some way to avoid sharks entirely.
>> No. 458474 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 5:07 pm
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>>458473
Yeah, well, we don't live in that kind of fantasy world.

>>458468
>It must be troubling for you lot how powerful Peterson has gotten.
The issue is using his status to try to lend authenticity to a horrid scam, not any other issues I might have with him or his real world status. If you've such respect ol' Benzo Brains I would have thought you ought to be more aggrieved about this than I am. All scams are obvious to those who notice them, it's the people who don't who I'm concerned about. It only takes a momentary lapse in judgement to get ripped off and the number one demographic scammers and snake oil salesmen target are the elderly, which is why I find the use of dementia treatment as a vector for attack so pernicious. While it might be a sign of Peterson's reach that his likeness is been used to scam people, but it's not one I'd, even with my low opinion of the man, can imagine him wearing as a badge of honour.

Also you've never "found a woman", don't lie to me.
>> No. 458475 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 5:20 pm
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Is it more sinister for a middle-aged man to own a collection of princess costumes in his own size, or a baby bouncer that's rated to take the weight of an obese woman? Asking for a friend.

>>458474

We can respect the result of the EU referendum, we can try to make the internet a safer place for the terminally befuddled, but we cannot in good conscience do both.
>> No. 458477 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 5:32 pm
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>>458472

She is going with her husband. Egypt really isn't a place to be travelling on your own as a woman, if you want to do anything besides spending your holiday at your hotel or the beach close by.


>>458475

>Is it more sinister for a middle-aged man to own a collection of princess costumes in his own size

Are you the lad who posted his newly bought cosplay outfit yesterday?
>> No. 458478 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>458475
Why a baby bouncer rather than a sex swing?
>> No. 458479 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>458467
>You'd be better off as fertaliser
You must be that guy from a few months ago who was telling us we deserve to be shot in the mouth.
What has wired you to communicate so agressively, m8? Tell your story.

>>458468
>It must be troubling for you lot how powerful Peterson has gotten.
Not particularly. Although I've had second thoughts after finding an image showing Andrew Tate and Mikhaila Peterson (daughter) alledgedly dating with him.

I whored on Peterson for a while. Still watch his stuff occasionally but recently I've started to doubt his intentions. He speaks with such assumed authority, which I'd like to give him granted his background and apparent principles but.. I don't know, maybe I my attitude toward myself and others has changed. I'm minded to think his training in psychiatry and his extensive networking could produce detailed profiles on many of his interviewees.. and what he or his asosiates might use them for.

On the face of it Peterson appears to be a person doing what he thinks is necessary and good. commendable, I expect anyone would agree. But like he says himself - does that really pan out in the details?
>> No. 458480 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 6:07 pm
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>>458477

>Are you the lad who posted his newly bought cosplay outfit yesterday?

I may or may not be a pretty pink princess on every other Saturday.

>>458478

I've already got a sex swing. Now that I've shelled out to reinforce the ceiling, I might as well get my money's worth.

On reflection, I think I can rig something suitable with thigh restraints and a screwgate carabiner.
>> No. 458481 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 6:14 pm
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>>458475
It really depends on whether or not there is an obese woman living with the middle-aged man when you discover these things.

I actually went on YouTube for some wanking reasons, to see if I could get the frank and genuine candid discussions about what I wank to instead of pornography, and I found an entire channel of normal-seeming things, but they were definitely all catering to obscure fetishes. In the one I watched, a jovial YouTuber invented a winch to lift his wife upstairs, but she was dressed as Santa when she used it for some reason and then she inexplicably pissed herself phwoar while using it. His other videos are all top epic pranks like, "I hid all my wife's shoes LOL" and, "I bet my wife she wouldn't go to the supermarket dressed as Superman!" It was extremely suspect, but I will certainly be going back.
>> No. 458482 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 6:46 pm
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>>458479
>You must be that guy from a few months ago who was telling us we deserve to be shot in the mouth.
I don't recall, but possibly.
>What has wired you to communicate so agressively, m8? Tell your story.
Again, I don't really remember, but it sounds like I hate you. I suppose subtlety is lost on some people.

>>458475
>>458480
Obviously the answer's yes, but can you even have sex in a full-adult-woman bouncer? Surely the only thing stopping someone from dropping right out is the crotch strap, which covers most of the sex areas? As for which is more sinister, the dress or the bouncer? I'm pretty suspect of any sex that involves age-play stuff, it gives me a "bad vibe" as they say.
>> No. 458484 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:05 pm
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>>458482
>it sounds like I hate you.
That's exactly my point, mate. Such an attitude seems disproportionate considering its triggered merely by innocuous text on a screen. You're welcome to explore that with us - who knows, it might help.
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11th June 2023
Sunday 7:06 pm
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>>458482

>Surely the only thing stopping someone from dropping right out is the crotch strap, which covers most of the sex areas?

I can't find a SFW illustration of a bondage harness, so you'll have to make do with this very unsexy image of a climbing harness and use your imagination.
>> No. 458486 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:07 pm
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>>458484

That dog has got human eyes and it's freaking me out.
>> No. 458487 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:09 pm
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>>458485
Those look like they chafe. It's far more satisfying to put on some muscle and fuck women who aren't obese; being able to do it standing up unaided is an experience.
>>458484
No, he's right.
>> No. 458489 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:18 pm
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>>458487

>fuck women who aren't obese

You must be new here.
>> No. 458490 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>458485
I see, I see. I don't rock climb or have sex in a children's harness, but that's a me problem and I'm sorry for taking up your time.

>>458487
Some of the women I've seen posted on /x/ would qualify you for international strong man tournaments.
>> No. 458492 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 8:39 pm
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I'm starting to warm up to reading glasses. I've been struggling to focus my near field for a few years (I'm in my 40s), but I've been dreading the moment that I'd be dependent on them. But my mum just got me a pair of inexpensive ones from Boots, and they seem to be roughly the strength I need. And it's just a real relief and I can't say I feel as old as I thought I would while wearing them.
>> No. 458493 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 10:34 pm
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>>458492
do it. If you've got other defects,seriously consider varifocals, too. It's like timewarping back to being able to see again.
>> No. 458494 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 10:51 pm
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I have successfully broken my kettle. It's been a piece of shit for years, doing that thing where it stops boiling the water unless you push it down onto the element till it finishes, but today it boiled my water, the light flickered, and it started to smell of burning.

All these years, I have fantasised about repairing it, because it's such a simple mechanical concept that it must be trivial to fix, but I am confident that I would need to buy a new bit and it probably wouldn't be worth it. Also, I tried taking it apart and one of the screws will not come loose, presumably as a safety measure. The bastards saw me coming when I paid £10 for this kettle in 2011, and did all they could to prevent my accidental electrocution and death twelve years later.
>> No. 458495 Anonymous
11th June 2023
Sunday 11:54 pm
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It's all wet outside. What's going on? Should I call someone? I literally can not recall the last time I saw rain. April? Maybe.

>>458492
Why are you "dreading" wearing glasses? I have family who are the same way and I don't get it. I've worn them since I was 16 and I wasn't thrilled about it then, but once I left the opticians and realised I could make out leaves from a hundred metres away I quickly changed my mind.
>> No. 458574 Anonymous
17th June 2023
Saturday 10:22 pm
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The vitamin D tablets I used to buy from Aldi were 12.5µg (if you're wondering, the mu symbol on a keyboard is apparently Alt+0181) and had a big warning on telling me to only take one a day. Shrinkflation means I now only get 90 pills in a bottle instead of 110, but they are 25µg now. Double the vitamin D each day. I never really worried too much about overdosing on vitamin D (your mum's been overdosing on the D for years and she's fine), but what if I was? And since you can clearly double the dose whenever you feel like it, and in the summer no less when everyone's getting more sunlight anyway, what was the point of the warning?
>> No. 458576 Anonymous
17th June 2023
Saturday 10:57 pm
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>>458574

I would imagine that the manufacturer just stuck a do not exceed the recommended dose warning on everything, out of an abundance of caution. I can't imagine a scenario where you could get sued for putting a warning on a product that doesn't really need one, but I can think of lots of scenarios where dimwits take stupid doses of relatively toxic supplements (vitamin A springs to mind) and you get sued because you didn't explicitly tell them to not be a complete fucking idiot.

You can overdose on vitamin D, but you'd have to take massive doses for a protracted period. If you did, you'd end up with excessive blood calcium levels, which can cause a very broad range of symptoms. Fortunately, hypercalcaemia is very easy to treat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercalcaemia
>> No. 458577 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 7:38 am
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>>458574
Also, headology. If the label says "take as much as you like", you'll think it's worthless. Say 'exact dose only', and it's powerful stuff that you should take religiously and buy more of when it runs out.
>> No. 458578 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 11:28 am
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I think I might have trapped a nerve in my neck/shoulder. I don't know, I don't believe I've had one before. At first I thought I'd slept funny and hurt my neck but it's four days later and I'm still getting an ache in my shoulder and it hurting to turn my neck.
>> No. 458579 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 12:35 pm
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I cleaned my keyboard yesterday and managed to lose the sodding ESC key in the process. Currently weighing whether I'd find it more irritating to replace it with one of the "gamer" WASD 1234 keys that came with it or just leave it as is. The only replacements I can buy are entire sets of keys for the fullsize board, which seems excessive, but as I don't have the ability to make a mold of another key or something, I'm shit out of luck.
>> No. 458580 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 12:42 pm
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>>458579
You can remap your keyboard so one of the other buttons does it.
>> No. 458582 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 3:44 pm
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>>458580
I didn't rip out the entire button, I took the key cap off to clean it. Currently replaced it with the textured E key anyway. I'm sure I just need to go exploring for it, but there are so many boxes to move, so many...
>> No. 458583 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 8:42 pm
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I got brigaded by downvotes on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk earlier, primarily for a factual statement they misinterpreted as a value judgement. I was bored enough to engage with the replies and they made me have a realisation; almost all of the people disagreeing with me were doing it for different, incompatible and contradictory reasons - they just saw the large number of downvotes, guessed wildly about why that was happening then went off on one. It's bizarre. The sight of the community saying "this post is bad" made them either invent reasons to be angry about it or made them confident that what they suspected might be wrong, definitely was. Digital crowd psychology.
I promise this isn't cope, there were a handful of people agreeing with me and their reasonings were compatible. I think they had actually read what I was saying and weren't mixing up other people's posts with mine.
I think it's a lesson to not assume you know why someone is being brigaded.
>> No. 458584 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 9:22 pm
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>>458583
Take a long hard look at yourself.
>> No. 458585 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 9:47 pm
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>>458584

Case in point, the verbal equivalent of a downvote. You're being vague enough that other people will make assumptions about what the problem is. Am I being criticised for going on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk? For overanalyzing what happened? For disagreeing with rudgwicksteamshow.co.ukors? Something else? We can feel emboldened something is wrong but without contextual clues, only make assumptions about what.
>> No. 458586 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 9:58 pm
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Having a glass of red wine while doing some work related stuff that's due tomorrow afternoon.

I should know better, but at the low to moderate level of intoxication* that I'm at right now, the work actually feels easier than when I'm sober. It just seems to flow right now.

I'll go pour a second glass.


* It's a 13.5% Rioja, so one glass of it is enough to start feeling the effects.
>> No. 458587 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>458586
I think a bit of alcohol can enhance your abilities in certain situations. I always drive the best the morning after I've been out drinking because I'm hyper alert that if I get pulled over I don't know what the breathalyser result will be.
>> No. 458588 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 10:09 pm
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>>458583
Wasn't there a whole military grade study done some years ago on this very subject? Talked about identifying the big characters, influencing their perception to further influence the perception of their followers, etc.
I can't remember the title of the paper (and in honesty didn't understand it) but it's out there.
>> No. 458589 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 10:15 pm
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>>458588

Sounds vaguely familiar, I'd love to read it if you do remember.
>> No. 458590 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 10:18 pm
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>>458587

Probably not the best idea though. I did some of that in my wild days when I went clubbing during the middle of the week and then either to lectures or work the next day. There were never any consequences, but that doesn't mean it's a wise thing to do. It could be that you're far less sober than you think.

I just misnamed some files that are part of the work thing I have to do and now I have to go back and painstakingly rename them. I guess that enhancement of your abilities has its limits.
>> No. 458591 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 11:25 pm
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How do you manage your internet addiction? This weekend I managed to get most of the basics done but only just.

Coming up I have a few weeks off work due to a build-up of holiday time and I've not yet made many plans on what to do with it. There's a real risk I'm going to spend the whole time on the internet and not even get around to watching Apocalypto despite having been meaning to do so since 2006. Same with getting my reading done despite having once been a bit of a book worm but not being unable to really sit down and read something properly.

>>458583
I'm going to guess that if you look at these people's posting history they will have a hobby of engaging with downvoted posts and assuming someone's intent based on whatever hot-button issue they have. There's no point in engaging with them.

It's your own fault for using rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk and/or the comments section on Youtube. I hope you've not left enough of a trail on your account for them to find out where you work and can instead make some quick posts that allude to the username being your favourite politician's nom die plum.
>> No. 458592 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 11:57 pm
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It occurred to me recently that the majority of my relationships have been with nurses or other healthcare professionals. A recent reinstall of dating apps has also confirmed this trend, I seem very popular with nurses and not really anyone else.

I have spent most of my weekend dwelling on why this might be. The two most prominent theories are either that it's just that due to their work there's a disproportionate amount of nurses on dating apps, or perhaps I just look like I need looking after.
>> No. 458596 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 5:33 am
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>>458592

There are 37,500,000 working age people in the UK [1]. 61.3% of the UK population is in a relationship [2]. Assuming, with no evidence at all, there is no significant difference in relationship rates between the 16-64 group and the 16-coffin dodger group, that leaves 14,512,500 people you could reasonably expect to put your willy in [3]. Of those 14,512,500 people, let's assume you only want to do the bum tickle with the women, which we can set at 49% to account for men and other. That leaves 7,111,125 people [3]. Now assume, incorrectly, a perfectly average distribution across the 16-64 age bracket, that gives 148,148.4 women per age. If you only want to dip your wick in things +/- 5 years of yourself, that gives you a total dating pool of 1,481,484.3 across the whole country [3]. It may seem silly to limit our data to the whole country when clearly you don't live in the whole country and in fact live in a specific area where the data may be heavily skewed by factors such as major hospitals or care centres, ease of access by commute, or simply random chance, but there's a good reason for our lackadaisical approach to the calculations.

The NHS employs 1,940,000 people across the UK [4]. Applying those same calculations to this figure we get 76,642 and 1/8th women with whom you hope to copulate. Then we adjust this figure from the assumed 49% women to the national average of 77% women, giving us 120,438 women whose knockers you wish to fondle [5].

120,438 as a percentage of 1,481,434 is 8.1% [3]. That means on average, 1 in every 12 and a half women you end up owing child support to should work in the NHS, all other things being equal, which they most assuredly aren't.

Anyway, nurses are proper dirty slags, always looking to get shagged. I reckon it's something to do with spending all day on a ward or in a home where they're basically watching a live action roleplay horror/romance with all the death and miracle survivals with all the family coming in to celebrate. Or maybe you do actually look a bit like a downy.

[1] https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-by-ethnicity/demographics/working-age-population/latest (1.1)

[2] https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/populationandmigration/populationestimates/bulletins/populationestimatesbymaritalstatusandlivingarrangements/2020 (1.4)

[3] https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/windows-calculator/9WZDNCRFHVN5 (self input)

[4] https://www.statista.com/statistics/284104/public-sector-employment-uk-by-industry/ (D. Clark commentary)

[5] AUTOMATIC PDF DOWNLOAD: https://www.dpt.nhs.uk/download/5KOnWtSR3F (page 5 executive summary paragraph 1)
>> No. 458654 Anonymous
23rd June 2023
Friday 10:53 pm
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I finally got a new PC - much better than the last but windows11 is a pain in the arse getting used to and so fucking ugly.
Honestly the whole upgrade has left a sour taste in my mouth. It's strange how something so familiar can suddenly feel so alien and distant. I really feel lost trying to use this.
>> No. 458655 Anonymous
23rd June 2023
Friday 11:13 pm
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>>458654
Man this is difficult. Half my shit isn't working due to autistic levels of 'privacy' requirements, I'm starting to think if I should start using firefox barebones with only the generic setting alterations and a few extensions.
Is it really worth this level of hassle and hurdle setting for the sake of avoiding tracking and advertisements? I'm a regular dude, not a fucking deepnet journalist.
>> No. 458657 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 10:20 am
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It's mental that three years ago people would be opening their windows or front doors, clapping or banging pots and pans.

Did it really happen?
>> No. 458658 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 1:21 pm
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>>458657
It feels like it was a different world.
>> No. 458659 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 4:10 pm
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>>458655
>Is it really worth this level of hassle and hurdle setting for the sake of avoiding tracking and advertisements?
Nope.
>> No. 458660 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 7:04 pm
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>>458655
>>458659
It's worth it for the principle of the matter. They WANT you to be so inconvenienced that you give up.

>>458657
>Three years ago

I don't like getting old.
>> No. 458663 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 10:11 pm
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Switched on Glastonbury. Slash seems to have morphed into the Portsmouth nutter.
>> No. 458665 Anonymous
24th June 2023
Saturday 11:11 pm
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Why are all the sign language interpreters for Glasto female? Not complaining, just curious.
>> No. 458666 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 1:05 am
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What's a reasonable time to ask neighbours to be quiet at the weekend in a city ?

My flat backs out onto a square of houses / more flats and yesterday a neighbour kept me awake until 4.30am making noise and I had a word today because it felt quite selfish and they got quite upset. I had in a tired state at 3am shouted to them out the window to ask them to be quiet but they gave me some backchat which I thought was rude to be honest.

Of course tonight another flat then had a party with music blasting and at quarter to one I asked what time they planned to run until because it's quite loud and they very sheepishly turned off the music and went in. I'm residually tired from yesterday.

J live in a city so I don't expect much quiet or silence but I also am an early morning kind of person and I do think that past like 1am it's not unreasonable to want to get some sleep without unreasonable noise.

As I went to ask the party tonight my neighbours from the night before saw me so I look like a right misery guts going round policing noise, which I guess you could suggest I am
in a way. This got me thinking that maybe I am. I've always been of the view that house parties are fine to like midnight / 1 and anything else you should take it inside or go out to town.

Am I being unreasonable here ? I just sometimes want to have a nice rest at the weekend and a good sleep and I feel I never, ever, ever get that because somebody is always being inconsiderate. Thoughts very much welcomed.
>> No. 458667 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 1:40 am
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>>458666
'In a city' doesn't actually tell us all that much. If it's a more residential area then you're in the right, especially if you're just telling them to take it out of the garden, but if you're surrounded by students then it may be time to move if you think 1am is late on the weekend.
>> No. 458668 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 1:48 am
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>>458666


>> No. 458669 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 8:51 am
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>>458666
You're not being unreasonable but if the majority of your neighbours are doing it, it'll be a losing battle that could potentially end up with you being on the end of unpleasant behaviour.
>> No. 458670 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 11:28 am
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Found a lump on my bollock, fantastic.
>> No. 458672 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 8:36 pm
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Should I not use my PAYG phone number to verify a Discord account?

The reasons I'm considering it;
• Developing apreciation of modern ways of doing things
Proximity VC in gaming for example has in mere hours changed the way I think about multiplayer games. Not to mention how engaging modern tech can help facilitate a meaningful social live in a broader sense.
• Start engaging the communities to get the most out of my gaming hobby
Previously i'd used throwaway accounts to run everything which results in a very disconnected feeling. With a greater connection to my real world identity, perhaps i'll stick with a single screen name and actually make some *internet friends*

At this point it feels like a little step of faith, knowing that releasing something I've guarded tightly could well open my life to better things (symbolically speaking, at least).
The truth is I don't really know why I wouldn't connect my phone number. Vague ideas of privacy surface - Discord no doubt benefits from the data generated by its free services - but ultimately .. what?
>> No. 458673 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 8:58 pm
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I've got two mosquito bites on my arse. Fucking annoying. Must've got me last night when I was asleep. Bastards.
>> No. 458674 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 9:00 pm
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My relationship level with the corner shop has reached a point where if he's outside having a fag, he knows I'm cool with him finishing before serving me, whereas a couple of months ago he'd stub it out and come in immediately.
>> No. 458675 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 11:11 pm
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>>458674
What're you, just waiting around inside?

I had a semi-related ecperience recently when the local chinese takeaway owner asked my name citing' you're a regular'. Every other week for maybe a year I've been in there. Haven't been in since, it's been like 6 weeks.
>> No. 458676 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 11:28 pm
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We are living in a simulation, the developers are bored and they've started adding joke content to the updates to see if anyone notices.

https://twitter.com/PaulChuckle2/status/1672746401409687554
>> No. 458677 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 11:35 pm
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>>458675
Nah, by the time I've got my bits he's finished, just not rushing him. He asked how I'm doing, and he said "good man" when I put the basket back on the pile. I wonder if he's this friendly with all the other alchies who turn up every day for super strength lager.
>> No. 458678 Anonymous
26th June 2023
Monday 12:40 am
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>>458676
What's clubbing at Butlins like?
>> No. 458679 Anonymous
26th June 2023
Monday 1:26 am
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>>458678

A prime hunting ground for our resident chubby chasers, I'd imagine.
>> No. 458680 Anonymous
26th June 2023
Monday 7:01 am
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>>458676
Children's entertainers move into the rave scene.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJhaPRGAMI

Dick & Dom now do similar at Butlins and freshers events. If you're not careful Floella Benjamin will mooch all of your drugs.
>> No. 458812 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 9:40 am
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Albumen is a bit of a weird name.
>> No. 458815 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 1:30 pm
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It's so humid, been waiting for this thunderstorm for hours now.
>> No. 458816 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 2:04 pm
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I ran over a screw with my car and my front left tyre was flat when I wanted to go shopping this morning. The screw was buried in the middle of the tyre's surface and its threaded part is about three millimetres thick. It looks like one of those screws that are used to hold a bumper in place on most cars, so I probably have some negligent boy racer to thank for my puncture.

Luckily my car came with a fullsize spare wheel in the boot and the wheel and tyre dimensions match those of my other wheels, but the DOT code on the tyre reads "1801". It looks in great cosmetic shape and it's a Goodyear tyre and not some cheap Chinese brand, but that means it's 22 years old and it's probably been in the boot for as long. It'll be at least until Wednesday before I'll have the time to drop the flat tyre off at a garage to have it vulcanised and I'm going to have to do some motorway driving in the mean time. Is a tyre like this safe to drive at motorway speeds if it's just for a few days?
>> No. 458817 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 2:21 pm
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>>458816
I'm sure last time I had a spare on I was advised not to go over 50mph.
>> No. 458818 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 2:37 pm
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>>458817

yes but that probably wasn't a fullsize spare wheel. Mine is fullsize, technically it has no restrictions. The tyre has a speed rating of V on the side of it, which is 149 mph according to the Interwebs. But it is 22 years old.
>> No. 458819 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 3:05 pm
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>>458816

Older tyres become hard and brittle, which poses two risks - a reduction in grip, and the possibility of a sidewall blowout or tread delamination due to cracking.

Inspect the sidewalls for cracks before and after your first drive. Small cracks are OK, but I'd advise against using the tyre if there are cracks going down to the cords or any hint of bulging. Be particularly wary of long cracks that follow the circumference of the tyre.

Even if the sidewalls look acceptable, you should still be careful in wet conditions. The hot weather at the moment means you should still get an acceptable level of grip in the dry, but that corner will become very slippery if you're caught in a rainstorm. Slow right down if it's raining or there's any standing water.

Obviously check the pressure, because under-inflation will increase tyre temperature and so increase the risk of tread failure.
>> No. 458820 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 3:14 pm
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>>458818
Set it to the right pressure, see if it looks cracked or crazed at all.
22 years out of sunlight - meh, tyres are fine for that. I wouldn't race on it, but I'd happily drive, including motorway.
Possibly stick it on the back if you're feeling nervous, a rear blowout is less troubling than a front, if it does decide to go.
I miss real spare tyres. (but most of my miles are done in a company car with a can of goop and a number to call, which I guess is the future. )
>> No. 458821 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 5:51 pm
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I haven't been up norf before, I'm going to do one of these weekends. Liverpool or Manchester?
>> No. 458822 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:09 pm
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>>458821
Do what exactly?
>> No. 458823 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:14 pm
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>>458821

Liverpool has the sea coast, which is nice this time of year. But don't expect to go for a swim. Without a wetsuit anyway.
>> No. 458824 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:23 pm
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>>458821
Liverpool is a bit nicer if you ask me.

Now look at how expensive the trains are and realise that it would be cheaper and easier to fly to Europe.
>> No. 458825 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:32 pm
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>>458822

Go to a northern city on the train. I was so excited by the prospect I forgot to proofread.
>> No. 458826 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:39 pm
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>>458821

Liverpool is the more "northern" experience. Manchester is very nice, but the city centre feels a bit like a scale model of London. It's grown-up and metropolitan, but it doesn't have the level of idiosyncrasy that you'd get in a city like Liverpool or Newcastle.
>> No. 458827 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:40 pm
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>>458821
I live in Manchester and went to Liverpool recently. I'm not actually from either of them. So perhaps I can offer some insights.

Manchester pros:
>Bigger
>More to do
>More of the Northern industrial architecture you're probably after (especially in North Manchester, which is otherwise shit)

Manchester cons:
>Terrible nightlife
>Gradually turning into London with soulless skyscrapers and Americans filling the city centre

Liverpool pros:
>Less grim
>More of a tourist destination vibe

Liverpool cons:
>Scouse accents
>The tourist vibe is awful if you don't like the Beatles or football
>> No. 458828 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:43 pm
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>>458825
For a day trip I'd suggest Liverpool over Manchester. Manchester's more of a city for living in than visiting, if that makes sense.
>> No. 458829 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:44 pm
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Is it time for us to become a nation with air conditioning? You can get a portable air conditioner for ~£300 online and the electricity use is about 30p an hour.

Obviously you wouldn't run it 24/7 but I'm thinking once the temperature gets to about 28 you run the air-con at about 25 which is still warm but a temperature you can be productive in rather than spending all your energies trying to manage the heat. The peak use being those few days a year where the nights are unbearable.
>> No. 458830 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 6:53 pm
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>>458829

Up north, we only really get a week or two per year when it's uncomfortably hot. It's hard to justify the expense and the storage requirements of an air conditioner when it won't get that much use. I appreciate that you'll probably get more use out of it in That London what with the microclimate and all that, but then you've got to figure out where to keep the bloody thing in your shoebox flat.

Ideally we'd have a proper government scheme to move everyone over to heat pumps - the newer units work in forward and reverse, so they're both a heating system and an air conditioner.
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8th July 2023
Saturday 7:23 pm
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>>458830
>then you've got to figure out where to keep the bloody thing in your shoebox flat.

Under my bed?
>> No. 458832 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 7:29 pm
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It'd be more economical to keep stocked up on freeze pops.
>> No. 458833 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 8:08 pm
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>>458829

The problem with mobile air conditioners is that you need somewhere for the exhaust/excess heat to go. They usually come with a hose that directs the heat away, but if you stick that hose through an open window, obviously you'll have an opening where more warm air can get in. Either you'll have to cut a hole in the window or get a window seal, but those window seals are a bit clunky and don't always fit right.

The only way around all that is to install a split unit, but it will involve putting a hole in the external wall of your house. And forget about it if you're renting.

I generally just try to live with the warm weather. We spend a lot of time in this country moaning about the cold between September and May, and then when it actually warms up a bit, we moan that it's too hot.
>> No. 458834 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 8:37 pm
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>>458833

Came here to say this.

There's a Technology Connections video that goes into it that I'm sure someone else will post.

I do own a small standing aircon unit, and while it does indeed blow cold air on me while lying directly in front of it, as said, the hot air coming through the tube at the back means it basically never actually brings the room temperature down. I wrap my tube (steady on) in insulating foil and towels, which sort of helps, but not really.

If the cost of the machine isn't particularly significant to you, it's probably worth thinking about, but you simply won't get a single room to a comfortable temperature with one.
>> No. 458835 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 9:43 pm
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>>458833

Stop erasing my lived experience. I've been in a room which was cooled by a portable aircon unit with the hose sticking out a window. It worked.
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8th July 2023
Saturday 10:02 pm
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>>458835

Yes, if you're stood right in front of it, it'll blow cold air in your direction. But it'll blow hot air out the other end. On balance, no heat is actually removed from your room. It just gets redistributed. The longer you'll leave it running, the more heat you'll actually be adding to the room because of heat dissipation from the electrical components. Even a modest mobile air conditioner with about 4 kW of power could generate as much heat as a small space heater.
>> No. 458837 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 10:09 pm
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>>458836
did you misread 'with' as 'without'?
>> No. 458838 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 10:17 pm
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>>458836
Are you sure you're not thinking of a fan? The system is surely pushing hot air out to an effectiveness of the seal you provide which should be very effective if you have a block in the window space with a hose hole in it. Millions of people are surely not sitting there getting hotter and hotter.

Aircon effectiveness aside, would an air-cooler then be practical in the UK? It essentially works like an opposite dehumidifier where it evaporates cold water that it blows out to create a cool mist. Much lower power consumption but I do wonder if it might be to humid in the UK for it to work effectively. Obviously the big annoyance otherwise is having to keep it stocked with cool water and ice. And possibly the mould.
>> No. 458839 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 10:25 pm
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>>458838

>Aircon effectiveness aside, would an air-cooler then be practical in the UK?

No. It can offer a modicum of comfort in very dry climates, but here in the UK it'll just make a muggy room feel even muggier. You'd be better off spraying yourself with cold water.
>> No. 458840 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 10:30 pm
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>>458837

Oh, right, I did. Forget what I said.


>>458838
>would an air-cooler then be practical in the UK?

It's better than nothing. But they don't cool as well as air conditioning. Especially in humid conditions as you said, because with an air cooler you're taking advantage of water's high specific heat capacity compared to air, and if the warm air already contains a lot of water, then the heat contained in it has nowhere to go.
>> No. 459191 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 11:55 am
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Just got back from the doctor with some disturbing news - there's a chance I have dick cancer. Bellend cancer to be exact. He reckons 5% chance of it ordinarily but my skin thing has an irregular shape. I've got an urgent triage call with a specialist urologist today whenever they can find time.

I'm not sure what I should worry about more at the moment - dying or having them hack away at my dick. If you're feeling down about not doing anything this weekend then you can tell yourself that at least you're not me. This is fucking horrible.
>> No. 459192 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 11:57 am
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>>459191
Now that I'm waiting for a videocall I obviously need to take a poo as well.
>> No. 459193 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 12:27 pm
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>>459191
It's difficult to imagine how unpleasant that is lad, sorry to hear it. On the plus side, if it can be left to grow non-fatally you could end up with a dick like a morning star, a lot of birds would be curious to try it out.
>> No. 459196 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 2:44 pm
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>>459191

I expect that you're bloody terrified, but this probably isn't as bad as you're imagining right now. You've done the right thing by getting it checked out and your doc is returning the favour by getting you referred to a specialist ASAP. There's still a good chance that it's completely benign, but even if it isn't, most of the cancers that affect young adults are quite easy to treat and have very good outcomes. The most likely outcome is that you'll need either topical treatment with a bit of medicated ointment, or minor surgery under local anaesthetic that'll barely leave a scar.

I know it sounds fucking ridiculous that I'm basically saying "relax, it's only a bit of cancer", but you've got good reason to be quite laid back at this stage. My old man had cutaneous squamous-cell carcinoma on his neck about ten years ago, which is the same type of cancer that usually affects the penis. He has genuinely forgotten that he was ever diagnosed with cancer, because the treatment was so quick and easy.
>> No. 459197 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 2:56 pm
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>>459192
>1am appointment

I didn't know they had specialists working at that time of night. For the next 5 days it's limbo for me, I have no idea how I'm going to get any work done with this on my mind. I guess I just have to keep living and try to forget about it.

First I'm hearing of videocalls on a conventional phone call too. No idea how that's supposed to work.

>>459193
I was thinking more if they hack away at the cancer right I could end up with a master key nob. The toolkit of a master thief, my sophisticated calling card will be screaming in agony as I turn metal door locks with my knob.
>> No. 459198 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 2:58 pm
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>>459196
That's good to hear. If there's a cream I'm going to ask for the nuclear stuff that burns the fucker right off.
>> No. 459199 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 4:29 pm
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>>459197
Now I'm moved to coming in on the 8th. I'd just go private but I doubt they can see me sooner on something that requires a specialist.
>> No. 459200 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 4:29 pm
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>>459197
Now I'm moved to coming in on the 8th. I'd just go private but I doubt they can see me sooner on something that requires a specialist.
>> No. 459201 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 11:38 pm
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>>459200
Is it possible it might be fixed by having a really big wank?
>> No. 459203 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 10:48 am
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Emotionally devastated is the only way I can describe myself as feeling after reading the Blind Date in The Guardian today. If it weren't for the fridge being completely empty I'd probably just get back under my duvet and close my eyes.
>> No. 459204 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 11:16 am
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>>459203

... Why?
>> No. 459205 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 12:50 pm
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>>459204
Emily was just so into Ned and he basically just goes "nah". I mean, don't you feel anything? What are you made of stone?*

*As a disclaimer I did get emotional looking at a Silver Birch tree in the wind last week.
>> No. 459206 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 2:38 pm
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Like a child I immediately go to the window whenever I hear an aerocraft engine overhead and once again it paid off because a sodding Lancaster bomber just flew over. Rather low too, so that was a nice treat.
>> No. 459226 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 2:54 pm
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>>459206

You say A Lancaster bomber, but by now isn't it THE Lancaster bomber? Pretty sure there's only one airworthy one left.

I saw one of them when I was a kid at an air show, and I'm pretty sure there's one at the Imperial War Museum you can go in and look around the cockpit and everything. I had an Airfix one too obviously.

Magnificent machines.
>> No. 459261 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>456005
I just turned 40 and I am dust. I am held together by a mix of spite, alcohol, and prescription medication.
>> No. 459262 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 9:16 pm
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>>456155
That psychoactive substances law was the worst injustice done to the British public probably ever.
>> No. 459265 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 10:26 pm
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>>459262
I think it's probably the reason our nation isn't facing a gender crisis on par with the USA. Turning the frogs gay and all that.

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