Okay so i'm a good person. I would not want to harm others.
However, last night at around 10pm i was playing Rain World on my xbox and drinking a bit when i realised that i hadn't shut my bedroom curtains. I stood up and went over to shut them but illuminated in the ultra-bright LED street lights i could see the house directly across from me which has new neighbors from France who moved in only a few months ago. (i live in those semi-detached houses built shortly after ww2 btw.)
They moved here because on of their family members owns a French restaurant down town (i think anyway) but i noticed that they had a French flag in their front garden (the tall ones around 10ft(ish) that you have to use a rope to pull the flag up.)
I knew what i had to do. I stumbled down stairs and rummaged around underneath my stairs until i found my brothers old crossbow that he bought for a few hundred £ about 10 years ago. (This is a real hunting crossbow btw.)
I found four, 4 pointed large metal arrows in the box it was in along with some other junk. I went back into my room, turned off the lights, and opened my window all the way and took aim at the flag.
It fired so fast i didn't even see it and somehow with my drunken aim, it hit the metal pole and it made an extremely loud "ding" noise. The next thing i saw was the flag falling down to the ground, only leaving an around 8ft pole.
I then yelled "RULE BRITANNIA", shut the window, closed the curtains and went back to gaming.
