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New weekday thread: school sports hall edition. |
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>school sports hall edition. |
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>>462228 |
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I've never seen a sports hall like that in this country. Why are there so many basketball hoops? Where's The Apparatus and obligatory 80-year-old gymnastics horse thing? |
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big_DSC07080.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462230 |
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>>462226 |
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Only if we can get The Apparatus out. |
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I haven't really watched much TV and I've probably only seen one or two new films last year so I can't comment on those, but my favourite songs released last year were:- |
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Bill-Ling-Anna-Kournikova Anna-Kournikova-Official.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Found an old Anna Kournikova calendar from 2002 again in a corner of my basement under some rubbish. |
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>>462242 |
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Is Warhammer 40K really satirical? I think there was a thing last year where someone turned up a tournament in Nazi attire, and Games Workshop released a statement stressing that 40K is satire. But playing Rogue Trader and listening to an Adepta Sororitas audiobook, it's not really satirical is it? It very much celebrates the fascist theocracy of the Imperium of Man. I don't have an issue with it, but lots of 40K spin off media is played completely straight, so them saying the fashy stuff is satire feels a bit disingenuous. |
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My mum is staying over for a few nights this week. I've just gone downstairs, only to find her coat on the floor and my cat shitting on it. For fuck's sake. |
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It's always important to remember, when discussing stuff like this, is that the far-right is basically incapable of creating it's own cultural output. That's why they adopt, or co-opt might be more apt, anything from Warhammer 40k to MGMT (they got really into Little Dark Age a few years back). Why do they do this? Because the far-right's innately nihilistic, disdainful and anti-intellectual. It almost goes without saying that's not a recipe for creativity. |
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>>462245 |
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BBC Archive posted this old clip from Record Breakers. Seeing all the students in stonewash jeans and baggy jumpers and DMs made me tear up a little bit. |
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>>462262 |
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Well in, lads. About 36 hours in to the new year before our first cunt-off. |
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nate hochman.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462262 |
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>>462268 |
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It turns out that buying something over a long weekend and trying to return it over the same weekend does some funny things. The original transaction is still pending, and there's no corresponding refund transaction, so at this point I don't know if I've still paid for the item or not. |
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>>462275 |
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I, for one, don't even own a lamppost. |
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>>462278 |
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I've spent two hours listening to songs from Serious About Men on repeat and now I'm much too jazzed to sleep. Proper adult problems. |
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>>462280 |
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actually.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462265 |
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Fucking hell lads, save some fanny for the rest of us. |
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>>462282 |
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plant-based-news-walkers-vegan-grilled-cheese-toas.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >Walkers Launches New Vegan Crisp Flavors |
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>>462285 |
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Lads, talk me out of spending over £700 on a watch. |
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do not buy this watch.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462288 |
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>>462289 |
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>>462288 |
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So lads, it seems my blood pressure is high and my cholesterol is double what they would like it to be. |
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>>462299 |
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You ever notice that with some people you just need to sit down with them sometimes when they're worried/worked-up and listen to them as they work it out for themselves? |
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>>462301 |
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Waitrose gives you a free coffee with any purchase. I say free because buying their overpriced goods for a while means I've paid for that 'free' coffee endless times over. |
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Well, it's four days into the new year, and I'm already back on the strudel. |
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I've just had a wee and it's very luminous. It's like one of those Lemsip drinks with added fluorescence. |
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I know we've had discussions about this before, but I was training someone today and watching young people trying to navigate a computer is painful. Weren't people in their 20s now taught how to use things like Excel at school? |
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A friend's wife is getting ready to file for divorce. Apparently the holidays have made her realise that she's "no longer emotionally invested" in their relationship. But my friend says he's pretty sure she's fucking a particular coworker. |
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FqKI09WXsAAt4BW.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462314 |
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I don't think I'll ever get used to waking up in the pitch dark. |
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Watched the New Year Taskmaster special. It was pretty dull and not a patch on last year, which had the benefit of three shaggable women. |
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>>462321 >>462322 |
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taskmaster-new-year-2023-lineup.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462324 |
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1_Coronation-Street-Monday-9th-February-1998.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You know, I can't remember there being a big backlash when Hayley joined Coronation Street but I reckon if that was happening these days instead there'd be an almighty uproar about WOKE NONSENSE on one side and people making a massive celebration about it on the other side. |
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quote-if-people-have-a-passion-for-anything-they-t.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() In Hell's Bells, the opening track of AC/DC's 1980 comeback album Back in Black, released amid uncertainty over the band's future following the untimely death of frontman Bon Scott, Brian Johnson sang the following line: |
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>>462372 |
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is £75 a month on food reasonable? I've come to this figure by averaging the cost of my most recent supermarket recipts then multiplying that over the frequency of my shopping trips. I could reduce this to ~£50 per month by stretching each basket of food only a single day more, which is entirely possible seeing as I tend to binge every so often, most recently eating an entire large pizza when I could have saved it for tomorrow. |
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Always a weird feeling when they numb your cheek at the dentist's and then a few hours later sensation gradually comes back. |
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>>462379 |
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A wedding couple have said that no gifts are necessary but if you really want they would take any money to put towards the honeymoon. So how does that work, do I stuff an envelope? Is it something for family to think about? Do I give it to them well beforehand so they can fuck off after the wedding? |
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I am absolutely fucked. |
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Currently in Sheffield. Apparently red traffic lights here mean another 3 or 4 cars and still go through. |
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It's pretty cold out. |
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Have you lads ever noticed that cleaners are generally very short? I don't think I'm pointing out the merits of eugenics, but it does kind of feel like genetically inferior specimens are predestined to end up in jobs which are the bottom rung of society. |
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>>462391 |
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Just been into Burger King. Witnessed an extremely rotund woman order three meals for herself, three chicken royale meals with a box of Doritos chicken fries each, before demolishing them all. What a sight to behold. |
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>>462393 |
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06c7a2a69893631ccaca7e0c54e9151f.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462398 |
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>>462394 |
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I find the idea of people having cleaners just frankly a bit pathetic. Like, when it's wealthy opulent people who have servants to do everything from cooking and cleaning to rearing the kids, it's more understandable. It still disgusts me but I mean, when you're filthy rich you might as well and at least it's creating jobs, I suppose. |
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"Having a cleaner" is pathetic, paying a cleaner to help out is a bit different. The latter implies empathy, the former implies they are tools to be used. There's a point where it flips over, but if you think the "poorest" can afford one... you think someone who earns jack shit can pay someone else earning the same jack shit? |
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My sister works as a cleaner beside being a single mother. I'm recluse dolescum. You all sound like cunts. |
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>>462418 |
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I just rang a builder because my roof terrace will need some work this spring. He got into semantics with me that what I have isn't a roof terrace but a roof balcony, and he tried to convince me that it'll be a far bigger job than just replacing a few tiles, and that the whole balcony floor underneath probably needs to be redone. He was a bit too giddy on the phone. He said he could come by to take a look this afternoon, but I told him I'd get back to him. |
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maxresdefault-3660458353.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() How bad an idea is it to make an account on a porn site that runs algorithms to curate a suggestions list based on viewing habits? |
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>>462419 |
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>>462421 |
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Who needs porn sites? I just saw tit in The Guardian. |
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I got bored of porn a long time ago, nowadays I just construct elaborate and highly implausible fantasies about lasses I know in my head and wank to that. |
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The all-metal ceiling lamp in that one room here at my house never had a protective earth lead connected to it. So I installed one today. The lamp was like that for 40 years. Absolute time bomb. |
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>>462427 |
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>>462428 |
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I really love eating breakfast foods (eggs, bacon, toast, etc) for my dinner on an evening. It's definitely the tastiest meal, I've always got the ingredients in, and it's some of the easiest stuff to cook. |
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shopping.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462430 |
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I get up at 7AM, to get to work for 8AM. I finish work at 5PM, and I get home by 6PM. I have to cook/eat dinner, which could take up until 7PM. I then have four hours for chores/leisure time, before I have to be in bed by 11PM (I need at least 8 hours sleep to operate normally). I know this is normal wagie life, but I spent so long as a student/NEET/part time worker that it's really hard to adjust to. |
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hqdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Had a chat with someone working at the British Museum. Apparently visitors can't resist coming up to staff and asking where all the British exhibits are while cackling to themselves about it. |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462443 |
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GD1f_o_WkAAQo1p.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Steve Pemberton, the annoying one in Ted Lasso and three people I've never heard of. Not sure about this. |
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It feels like ten years ago or whatever superinjunctions were in the news all the time, Giggsy, Elton John, Hugh Bonneville, etc, but you never hear about them anywhere. Do they no longer happen or can they just not be reported on because of Leveson or whatever? |
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>>462389 |
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I'm developing a Snickers addiction. |
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The past few nights I've woken up in the early hours feeling like someone is at the foot of my bed watching me. The weather has changed to a cold snap recently which might be what is doing it, I remember waking up last night cold. Similar thing happens when I'm sleeping too hot only then I get nightmares. |
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Can we kill Ed Balls now? Surely this is the final straw. |
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It looks like my underfloor heating needs to be flushed. The gas boiler is working fine and the water it pumps into circulation when it fires up has a steady 35 to 40 °C, which is within spec as a low-temperature heating system. But heat distribution is very uneven, especially the areas that are the farthest away from the heating manifold get the least heat. I've looked through HVAC service bills of the last 20 years that I got from my parents and there is no record of the system being flushed in that time at all. |
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>>462497 |
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Db00Hj3WAAIl6yF.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462501 |
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I've been thinking about crumpets. You get the thinking man's crumpet, like Suzannah Lipscomb. Do you also get the average man's crumpet and the thicko's crumpet as well? |
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AmyChilds.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462503 |
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Sky News was just talking about the news of King Charles going to hospital for his enlarged prostate. The ubiquitous Kevin Maguire said, "The palace will have been hoping it didn't leak out." Ewwwww. |
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>>462507 |
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Big realisation for me just now. Okay, a lot of American voices are unpleasant to listen to, and unfortunately I think women's voices from there are often quite bad. Except no! That's not it at all, because once you remove the vocal fry these beautiful dames are like ambrosia for my ears. |
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My eighbour is mowing the lawn, in fucking winter. Won't that kill the grass? They mow it extremely close, exposing the earth in some places. |
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>>462510 |
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Bit frosty out. |
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ce2b47178234944ecceb4f796651ce76jpeg.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462515 |
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Birdhouse has blown over. |
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The jar of pasta sauce I bought at Lidl this weekend didn't click when I opened it just now. Best not to use that sauce. Who knows, maybe somebody spit in it or put some anthrax in it. Can't be too careful. |
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maximilianresdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462534 |
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>>462535 |
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Last time I made bolognese I cooked the mince, threw in two or three tins of chopped tomatoes, garlic salt and cheese. It was delicious. |
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I've had cheese and pickle sandwiches twice in the past week. Before that, must have been years since I last had pickle. |
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Why does that MrBeast cunt have such a stupid fucking face? I have to keep seeing him in the news and on my YouTube app and I can't stand his face. |
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>>462537 |
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I only wear my white undies on days I've had a shower. I scratched my bum through my pants at work today and I've just seen I've got skiddies now. FFS will it wash off or will I have to throw them away? It's quite yellow/orange in hue. |
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>>462565 |
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Are supermarket flowers a shit present? I want to get my girlfriend a little well done/congratulations present so I was thinking flowers and chocolates, but I probably won't get the chance to go anywhere other than a supermarket. I mean, they're all from the sale wholesale florists aren't they? |
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>>462568 |
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Booked a week and a day off work to play the new Tekken and Yakuza that are out in a few hours (and Persona 3 remake next Friday). I do feel like a bit of a saddo cunt wasting all my remaining holiday so I can spend 10 days playing weebshit video games, but I get more genuine enjoyment out of a good video game than I do out of spending hundreds of pounds going away. Even bought a bottle of sake to complete the Jap angle. Tastes horrible, like vodka mixed with bin juice. |
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A little sriracha goes a long way. |
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Why are there rawlplugs in the plaster under my wallpaper? I stripped the wallpaper off so I could paint the wall, and it has a bunch of old rawlplugs in there. Hopefully they were for old shelves or something, rather than being necessary for the structural integrity of the plaster (like if it expands in hot weather or something). I looked online and it said the best course of action was to hammer them into the wall, which doesn't sound as nice as digging them out and filling in the holes. But I couldn't get them out, so I did hit them with a hammer. And lo, I smashed a big hole in the plaster and was then able to just pull the rawlplugs out with pliers. This has turned out much better than I deserved. |
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>>462575 |
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I'm glad my bathroom isn't viewable from the street. The man in the house opposite is currently shadow boxing his bathroom mirror whilst topless, with the frosted glass not offering much in the way of privacy. |
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Oi mate, do you wanna buy a plane? It's going cheap. |
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>>462579 |
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I'm having a Chinese, a bottle of port that's leftover from Christmas, and playing Wipeout 3 Special Edition. That's a Friday night done right I reckon. |
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>>462581>>462582 |
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I've had a cheap and cheerful Remington beard trimmer for years, but it's stopped keeping a charge very well so I thought I'd treat myself to a slightly more expensive trimmer. I ended up going for a Philips 7000 series, which is apparently a 'multi-groom' trimmer because it also contains hair, nose and body hair attachments. Anyway, I've just tried it out and it feels like I've downgraded rather than upgraded so now I'm full of regret. |
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>>462586 |
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Someone's brought in homemade baking today and I can't figure out what it's meant to be. It's too much like shortbread to be a scone, but it's also too much like a scone to be shortbread. |
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I'm seeing my girlfriend in 10 days and I'm just feeling a cold coming on, for fucks sake. I should be alright, shouldn't I? She won't go anywhere fucking near me if I'm all snotty. |
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>>462638 |
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>>462638>>462639 |
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I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKEAD |
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Cum on THIS.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm going to sound like a complete twat but bear with me: I have £362.74 excess in my budget this month due to a bonus. I've already put 20% of my bumper income this month into savings, 10% into dating and an extra £40 into my budget for clothes and electronics. |
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Speaking of money, I nearly robbed Goldsmiths by accident this evening. |
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>>462642 |
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>>462648 |
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I have the strangest illness. I'm very, very minorly bunged up, almost it's almost non-noticable. I thought when you get snotty you either get it or you don't, this is the most half-arsed snotty nose I've ever had. I have pretty intense nausea, a slightly thick head and achey neck. It's not the rona, done a test. It feels like the onset of an actual illness but its been this for days. |
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>>462642 |
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>>462653 |
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Got a "We came to investigate you but you weren't in" thing from the TV licensing people. It said this is because I haven't responded to their mailed warnings but I haven't received any since I moved here. I bet if I let them know I don't even own a TV they'll start sending them. |
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>>462654 |
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I've ordered Pizza Hut takeaway for tea because I had a £5 off voucher, so I'll see how they compare to the likes of Domino's. Their website is absolutely shit if you want to customise though. |
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>>462657 |
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>>462657 >>462658 |
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>>462659 |
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>>462658 |
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>>462662 |
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>>462662 |
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I'm not entirely sure how Ocado make money. They cancelled my delivery for yesterday evening, but then gave me a £20 voucher for the inconvenience of re-booking it. They've then emailed me a 25% off code for my next order. They don't have that much of a markup and most things I buy cost the same in other supermarkets. |
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>>462701 |
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>>462702 |
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ARE KING CHARLEIE HAS CANCER. |
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>>462704 |
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Whoops. Wrong thread. |
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>>462719 |
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>>462710 |
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>>462719 |
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>>462725 |
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I saw a wasp today. What the fuck is a wasp doing at this time of year? |
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>>462728 |
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>>462719 |
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Screenshot (175).png ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha can you tell who this is? Looks pretty good! |
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BREED Hero Mobile Chorkie.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462732 |
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>>462732 |
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>>462734 |
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>>462653 |
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>>462736 |
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>>462736 |
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>>462738 |
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>>462736 |
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Am I the only one who feels a need to wank more often when he's stressed? Or have more sex if a partner is available? |
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>>462742 |
>> | No. 462744
462744
Had an emergency appointment with my mental health team today. They want to come to my house on Monday with the Crisis Team to give me additional support because I'm a total mess. I've had Wednesday - Friday of this week off sick, I can't afford to not go into work on Monday, but I'm scared if they don't let me leave early as my appointment is in office hours. Is it a bit arrogant to be like "yeah I had three days off now I want to leave two hours the day I come back?" |
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>>462744 |
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>>462745 |
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can beer bottles burst in the freezer? |
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>>462747 |
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>>462748 |
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>>462749 |
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462801
A plain bagel with chive flavour Philadelphia is nicer than a chive flavour bagel with plain Philadelphia. |
>> | No. 462805
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I saw a woman today who had more than a passing resemblance to my girlfriend while being about 10 years younger. She didn't look too much like her, but they had very similar physiques and close enough facial features. Anyway, the biggest difference to me was that the other lass had much better looking skin and that youthful rosy complexion; I'm not entirely sure what I think about this. |
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462806
I'm shredding almost literal shedloads of CD- and DVD-Roms from about 20 years ago at the moment. I've got a whole cupboard full of burned music CDs and movie DVDs from dodgy sources that are obsolete now. |
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>>462806 |
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>>462807 |
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I thought I'd be a bit fancy and have oyster, shiitake and shimeji mushrooms in my stroganoff. Turns out they're all a bit of a downgrade on regular chestnut mushrooms. |
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>>462809 |
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>>462808 |
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>>462811 |
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Lychee is fucking rank. |
>> | No. 462819
462819
Looking and clothes online and lamenting that all the girly stuff looks much nicer than the guys. |
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462820
Asians drink a lot of bottled water. |
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coaching-1024x683-3418680011.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() "At your appointment, you'll be encouraged to talk about your feelings and emotions with a trained therapist, who'll listen and support you without judging or criticising. |
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462823
Steve Wright's dead. That's someone else younger than my dad who's snuffed it. |
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462824
The new BBC Three has turned into an ITV3 for 30somethings. I don't mind the repeats of Two Pints and Clarkson's Top Gear, but it's getting a bit much. What 18 year old today will relate to Two Pints. Or Clarkson. |
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>>462824 |
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>>462821 |
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>>462821 |
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>>462826 |
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>>462828 |
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>>462828 How can you trust a person in your head like that? |
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>>462828 |
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>>462827 |
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>>462832 |
>> | No. 462834
462834
Finished a multi-year project for work last Friday and feeling a bit purposeless now. I was going to give myself some time off but I'm not enjoying it. Crack on with the next or try to relax and do the various chores? |
>> | No. 462835
462835
Orzo pasta is the worst pasta. |
>> | No. 462836
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Thinking about them beans. Also suicide. |
>> | No. 462837
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GGVGr8LWUAAe7vD.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >The services will become known as the Lioness line; the Mildmay line; the Windrush line; the Weaver line; the Suffragette line; and the Liberty line. |
>> | No. 462838
462838
Just got back 27 quid of road tax after I put in a SORN for my MGF. |
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>>462837 |
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>>462839 |
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>>462840 |
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>>462842 |
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>>462842 |
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I've had to buy a new toilet seat, with my girlfriend adamant the rate we go through them has absolutely nothing to do with her being overweight, and it stinks of Germolene. |
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>>462846 |
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>>462847 |
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>>462850 |
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Fucking home inspection by the letting agent, last time there were surprisingly few pound coins in the electric meter. This time there's over £16, yet I kept putting my foot in it implying I'd been taking coins out. I absolutely haven't been interfereing with the meter yet this is the impression they must have got by the shit I was saying. |
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How the fuck is there 92 calories in a single HobNob? I've just smashed nearly an entire packet. |
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>>462858 |
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>>462867 |
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>>462869 |
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>>462867 |
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>>462876 |
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>>462876 |
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I really cannot be arsed with today. |
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>>462934 |
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I think Amazon are trying to fuck me over. My subscribe and save order was meant to come today and there's a couple of items I snagged quite cheaply, 48 pouches of Felix cat food for £10.05 and 110 Finish powerball dishwasher tablets for about £11, but every four hours or so since Friday I've been getting a notification saying "payment declined, please verify your payment information". Everything else went through and when I select the payment method it says it's fine and will still be delivered, but then I'll get that message through again. |
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>>462937 |
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>>462938 |
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How the fuck is step-relation porn still so popular? Surely it should have fizzled out by now. |
>> | No. 462942
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I don't think they even sent me a "go fuck yourself email" for that job. Oh well. |
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>>462942 |
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>>462943 |
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>>462945 |
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Generally speaking how many songs do you have saved to your phone? Do you tend to listen to whole albums and just pick a few of them? I'm trying to work out what I need for listening to at work when I can put my headphones in without either eating up my data or taking up all my phone memory. |
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>>462942 |
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It's not long until Mother's Day. Are Darn Tough still the best walking socks to buy? |
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>>462948 |
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462952
Are phones less durable than they were? I'm not expecting a Nokia brick but the last few I've had haven't had the lifespan of my first MotoG smartphones. I've probably had my Samsung for about 18 months and it's a right pain in the arse to charge, plus the fingerprint sensor stopped working ages ago. |
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>>462952 |
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>>462953 |
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>>462952 |
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Roysters T-Bone Steak bubbled chips were my favourite crisps as a child. I kind of want to try them again but I'm worried it'll all be nostalgia and it'll ruin my memory of them. Maybe I'll just stick with Walkers Max paprika crisps. |
>> | No. 462957
462957
I had unprotected sex 4 times with my girlfriend on monday, she said it would be fine because she just came off her period. That... was a mistake, wasn't it? I asked about her taking the pill and she said she's happy to, but there's no real point. Now I'm shitting myself and wondering why I didn't push her to... |
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>>462957 |
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Can't stop thinking about how housing is now a huge indicator of people's wealth and how bad it's gotten. |
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>>462959 |
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>>462960 |
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>>462958 |
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>>462956 |
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>>462959 |
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I told you arseholes there were live rounds in the gun that killed Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. I distinctly remember you two saying "durr, no there weren't that would be dumb", YEAH IT WAS DUMB! It still bloody happened. |
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462967
If a lass I was seeing that I worked with cheated on me then tried to tell management I was stalking her when I caught her out, would it be fair game for me to leak the group chat we're in where she's said questionable (racist) things about another manager to get her sacked? |
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>>462967 |
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>>462967 |
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>>462967 |
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>>462970 |
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>>462971 |
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>>462967 |
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Okay I wasn't really going to grass her up, I was just still drunk and angry. I'll live, I've won the office politics side of it already anyway. |
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Stress.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Work tomorrow awaits, I don't mind my job, I don't have Sunday blues in the traditional sense (Sunday blues before work is one of the grimmest fucking things ever), but just recently I have completely just stopped feeling ok about work overall and I'm dreading the hours til I open the lid. |
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>>462977 |
>> | No. 462979
462979
Do you ever not contribute to conversation because doing so would mean you have to actually follow up on your ideas? |
>> | No. 462980
462980
I don't know what's wrong with me but I feel, and sound, like shit. My inner ears feel swollen and painful and even though it doesn't hurt to speak or swallow, my voice is very raspy. I'm guessing there's some kind of microbial war going on between my white blood cells and a potentially fatal dirt germ I picked up while falling up and down a wooded hill over the weekend. I wish they'd hurry up and decide my fate already. Also I hate the countryside, I make out like I enjoy it, but in reality I'm just too poor and stupid to have moved somewhere worth living. It's 2024, I shouldn't have to look at hay, let alone handle the stuff. |
>> | No. 462981
462981
Got a final written warning today. In my last formal disciplinary, I was told my manager would do a stress assessment plan for me. This was in November and he never did. |
>> | No. 462982
462982
Spent the afternoon trimming trees in the back and front garden. Pretty exhausting when you're armed with just a bow saw and a lopper, but on the upside, I got about £25 worth of firewood out of it. Which will now need to dry for about two years. |
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462983
CBTOnTelephoonePole-1100794087.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() There's a suspicious black box (not pictured[/i]) taped roughly 5-6 feet high to a telephone pole outside my house. It has a couple of wires reaching up and out of of it toward the suspended telephone wires overhead. |
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1708888989116.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd just like to formally note how shit it is that Vice has died, nay, been murdered. I know one of you is already looking up a Nathan Barley screenshot, but there were and continued to be a great many talented people there, doing reporting that wasn't to be found in many other places; so what if they also had daft articles too? It seems like it's the last of the magazine websites I would visit in the 2010s to finally fade away. I'm not a frequent visitor but I understand Pitchfork's being, or to be, shuttered at some point in the near future as well. And what's left? Chaotic social media platforms or bot generated listicles that exist solely to get me to click an Amazon affliate link? Fuck bean counters, fuck ad-sense and fuck whatever comes next for the internet, because I'm certain it won't be any good. |
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>>462983 |
>> | No. 462987
462987
Where can I get a decent lightweight jacket or windbreaker from? I need something for the mild weather. |
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462988
Just thought of something that must have been invented before if it were possible or practical or well thought out - adding a special gear to a bike connected to a flywheel to which you switch on downhills, so you're then pedalling into resistance on the downhill you can store that energy, and then switching back to regular gears would connect the flywheel gear to the main and give you a temp boost. |
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462989
How much do video production co-ordinators usually get paid? At first glance offering £13 to £15 per hour seems a bit stingy for this, for someone with 3million YouTube subscribers, but I can't say I know enough about this. |
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462990
>>462989 |
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462992
Just fucking bombed an interview I was a shoe in for. Literally saw the smiles and engagement sink from their face as I got tongue tied toward the end. |
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>>462992 |
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>>462993 |
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>>462988 |
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Self-service car washes are a bit of a scam. The one near me anyway. I've observed a few times now that at the end when you put it on rinse, it runs down faster than on the soap cycles. So you have to keep putting in more coins to get all the soap off, because you can't just leave it on and drive off. They're effectively charging more money for pure water than they do for soapy water. |
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>>462996 |
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>>462990 |
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>>462997 |
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>>463002 |
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>>463003 |
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Worked from home for the first time in my current job. Hated it. Felt wrong bringing work into my sanctuary. |
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463006
The plumber's coming today! (Hooray!) |
>> | No. 463007
463007
I buy ten sausage rolls and a big multipack of crisps from Asda for my work dinners. It's not the healthiest but it covers my pack up for three or four quid a week. I usually leave the roast chicken flavour til last because they are my least favourite. But I've had two packs just now and I have had a change of heart, and now I'm looking forward to getting home tonight to scoff the rest. |
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>>463007 |
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>>463006 |
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istockphoto-1068825134-170667a.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>463028 |
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>>463029 |
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