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New weekday thread: bog snorkelling edition. |
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Had my porridge, set up the new broadband and my mouth tastes of blood; oh, yeah, baby, it's Spring time. |
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I guess it's another 'Milkshake Duck' scenario, but do you wonder what will come out if you end up fleetingly famous? It may be because I know of the person who played Willy Wonka at that event in Glasgow, but I'm seeing a lot of comments online about things like how he was dating a 16 year old when he was 30 and other seedy shit. |
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Tried giving a podcast a go, not sure they're for me. |
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Haven't been on social media since 2012, haven't had friends since 2018, I've only gone outside in the dark since 2021: no one can touch me, no one wants to touch me, I'm literally untouchable, unfuckable too. |
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>>463037 |
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Girlfriend said she seriously wouldn't mind if I became a full-time househusband sort of thing, as she earns so much. I don't know how I've landed on a Japanese sugarmomma type thing (same age mind), but I have, and I can only assume I'm going to be struck down by some plague in a few years to balance the luck. (Although I won't be entertaining that idea, for many reasons, but still. Heh.) |
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pr-tn-pests-clothes-moth.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Seen a couple of moths in my flat this week. Wiped them out immediately but I'm a bit paranoid now that by the end of the month it'll turn out I have an infestation. |
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>>463038 |
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I left the soldering iron plugged in in the basement for two days. |
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You lot are always talking about your soldering irons, but you never talk about actually soldering anything. |
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I had someone ring up today and they gave their name. And I thought "heh wouldn't it be funny if it's [name] MP". Then when I opened their account, the email associated was the MP's parliamentary email. The person on the phone was not this MP, I could tell from the voice, must have been their peon. But I thought I was losing my mind, that I manifested it to be the account of that MP. An MP I fucking hate. Like my inner monologue created the reality that I was dealing with the address of a bad MP, all because I thought it'd be funny if it was [name] MP. A pretty prominent MP. I kind of panicked because I never thought I'd have any dealings with this MP, as they are my enemy. |
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Okay I've listened to the Private Eye podcast. Maybe I could listen to that every fortnight. |
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My water bill just came in the post and I've somehow used 10 cubic metres more than previously, so they're raising my monthly instalments from £24 to £28. |
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I forgot that Sunday is Mother's Day. Either of you two had any good feedback in the past on what to send at the last minute? My mum is a generic retired mother so her interests are the usual dogs, cats, flowers, pretends to know her cooking. |
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My mother will be getting a low-value voucher and a bunch of flowers bought from the Co-Op by the bus station on the way to see her. |
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I normally get my mum just a card, and my stepmum a card and flowers. I love my mum much more, but she really doesn't like it when I get her gifts. Whereas my stepmum and dad are more materialistic. |
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On The One Show they just did an introduction for the Queen, but it wasn't the Queen. It was Camilla. |
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My conveyancers have said I can either sign up for their app at a cost of £42 or I can do everything via paper, which will take much longer. Think it's worth it? |
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I've had probably the worst, and most embarrassing, professional week of my life. |
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I, for one, don't get the fuss surrounding Kate Middleton, nor am I inclined to find out. |
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Somebody's coming by to look at and hopefully buy my old satellite dish in an hour, and the house looking a bit shit, I've just spent an hour and a half cleaning the downstairs. I don't want to give the impression of an unkept house, not even to a complete stranger off Gumtree. But it needed doing anyway. |
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_132889035_4a0fd5215c25592ad3d41.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >Kate seen after saying she edited Mother's Day photo |
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Just got back from the urologist. I've got another flare up of my prostatitis. I had bacterial prostatitis once many years ago but it resolved itself with antibiotics. But it acts up now and then. My semen culture this time came back negative once again for pathogens, so the urologist thinks it could be due to exposure to cold weather. Which makes sense because I spent all last weekend outside gardening in 10 degrees wearing just a pair of shell suit pants. |
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Is Birmingham nicer than you'd expect or a total shithole? |
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When I was at school there was a teacher whose arm had died in a car crash. It didn't wither away or anything so it looked like a normal arm apart from the fact it had yellow fingernails like a corpse and he couldn't move it. He wore a watch on that arm so when he wanted to tell the time he'd slap that arm so it'd rotate around in a full circle before he stopped it with his other arm. |
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Brachial-Plexus-Injury.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>463130 |
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ac6-controller-770x433[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Won a custom limited edition Armored Core Xbox controller, only 5 were given out in Europe. It's not hugely exciting, but I never win stuff so I feel like maybe God isn't so bad for showing that I deserve a custom limited edition Armored Core controller. Not been shipped yet, I worry because back in 2007 I won a Wii game from a magazine and they never sent me it and have since shut down. |
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Walked past a guy in town earlier that absolutely stunk of booze and cigs, like straight out of an 70's boozer. Been years since I encountered it. |
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Yesterday I had leftover lasagna for dinner, followed by carbonara for tea. My arse has seriously erupted this morning. |
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I know this lad who lost a lot of weight and now he just appears really gaunt. I'd really hate it if I put all that effort into improving myself only to now look like I have terminal cancer. |
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A group of elderly deaf people just walked past, signing at each other. I obviously don't expect them to be able to speak properly, and that's fine, but the laugh that one of the blokes had made him sound like a right mong. It was like a hiss or gurgle. |
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Thought I'd listen to Down with the Sickness for the first time in donkeys years. I'd forgotten how cringeworthy it gets. |
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F1nn5ter is transitioning and getting her cock out on OnlyFans and I am fully on board with it. |
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IMG_20240305_032552_766c9fe8022e583d282.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>463153 |
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I don't think I'm as "into" transwomen as you lot are, but I do have semi-regular fantasies about fighting and possibly dying for ContraPoints while clad in full plate armour, so your thing is definitely more normal than my thing. |
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Tbh, I'd love to be able to just go entirely feminine while still being a bloke. Just to go out in tights and a skirt etc with makeup and have no ody bat an eye. I have no desire to "be" a woman, but enjoy a warm feeling when I paint my nails and wear long stripy socks etc. |
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