>>2076
There are pictures of the guys nommed face here. It's pretty gruesome.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/05/miami_cannibal.php

Police have released more details in the case of a Santa Clara man who allegedly went on a bizarre drug-fueled rampage at this year’s Zazzle Bay to Breakers on May 20.

Daniel Frank, 21, of Santa Clara was reportedly seen talking to himself and eating grass before he ripped out a chunk of a woman’s hair for no apparent reason and assaulted several other people — and also spat blood on a security guard.

http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/crime/2012/05/more-details-bay-breakers-flip-out-case

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

America looks like the source of the outbreak.

Personally tired of all this "zombie apocalypse" lark, has no one heard of a cannibal?

>>2080
Cannibals are so 18th Century late.

>>2080
There does seem to have been an awful lot of flesh eating stories in the press of late. There's someone else in America who ate his roommate's heart and brains and that poof who is splashed over all the tabloids over here.

>>2081

Sorry Simon, but there are no accounts of cannibalism amongst Zulus. Furthermore there are more accounts of white people engaging in it that blacks. If you insist on doing this shit, please at least keep it to /pol/.

>>2084
Not him, but it was quite clearly a joke, stop getting so uppity.

mods need a slap.

>>2085

What makes you think >>2084 is a mod?
I got the joke.

>A drunken bus driver left a woman needing plastic surgery after leaping on her and chewing her face, in the latest in a string of worldwide 'cannibal' attacks.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-cannibal-attack-caught-on-video-as-drunken-bus-driver-chews-off-womans-face-7903914.html

It's spreading.

>>2103
What the fuuuuuck.

Can this still be ascribed to coincidence? When do we start looking for the space rays that cause zombie madness?

This will get worse as the End Times approach. The solar maximum will be the final blow as the living zombies tear at each other's flesh and life is burned off the face of the Earth. Nano diamonds will rain from the sky. The water will be poisoned and life will be snuffed out except for a hardy few.


The great winnowing.

I plan to save as much of humanity and its achievements as I can. I am building a library and museum of technology for the future. Preserved and stored in a save place underground. Hopefully this can be found and give the future surviving generations a head start, along with the supplies and tools.

>>2111
>in a save place

>>2112

You won't be laughing about that typo when I simply reload to an earlier save state after I die in the apocalypse! Sucker!

This is merely news focus, just like when a train crash happens in blighty and you hear a couple of far worse ones from east asia or south america. It's hardly spreading at two cases, lads.

>>2116

You will be first to die when the containment is breached.

Yo, this is old news for amerifags. The guy was apparently hopped up on bath salts or something like that.

>>2170
If you'd paid attention to the timestamps on this thread you'd realise it's old news for us as well, you dribbling cretin.