>>2825
The ideomotor phenomena.

>>2826

We both sat in utter pitch darkness and filmed our investigations using night vis. We only understood the context by replaying the recorded sessions. Part of our research was to eliminate this possibility of your suggestion. The Ouija board was used as a tool, amongst others.

>>2827

Are you familiar with the tale of the Ouija Board and its inception?

I'll save you the trouble of googling it. It doesn't help you speak to dead people.

I used to go out with a parapsychologist and he was adamant that the Ouija Board is a load of old tosh, and this is a man who used to leave dictaphones around my house because he was convinced there was a "presence".

https://www.youtube.com/v/j1flUnbZXts

>>2828

'It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment.'

Google, lad, isn't doing. Using Google as a patron now. You educated?

>>2830

"Googling" is an ubiquitous term, what the fuck are you talking about?

Nice segue, though. You entirely avoided the point.

I'll play along. What did the spirits beyond the veil impart to you and your friend?

>>2832
>segue
Just because you learned how to pronounce the word doesn't mean you have to shoehorn it into conversation.

>>2834

Are you seriously promoting anti-intellectualism... On .gs?

Diddums.

>>2835
fuck off you ponce, I shit on your senbai crackers you top off with marx and spencers caviar.

>>2836

>marx and spencers

This is what Morning Star readers actually believe.

>>2833

This bloke was annoyed by his son, probably grounded by his arrogance, wanted to know where Fairfax was. We told him he was dead and was having none of it. Through notes we felt he'd been betrayed. Weird archaic spellings came through on the ouija, had to look most of it up to make sense. I guess people spoke / spelled differently 350 years ago.

>>2838

Can we see the video, or at least the transcript of what he said?

>>2838

Care to provide any actual evidence?

What were these archaic spellings?

>>This is what Morning Star readers actually believe.

Evidence is required to validate your statement - without such evidence your statement becomes opinion and has no basis on fact.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>2839

No.

>>2841

That went so far over your head you didn't even hear the woosh.

>>2843
wooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhh

>>2844
btw this is the noise the ouiji board made too

Would it be possible to use these spirits for personal gain? I'm sure one of them must know the location of some treasure and if not you can wind them up good and proper (after taking out some insurance on the house for the perfect crime).

>>2838
He sounds tedious. I'm glad he is dead and you should have smashed the glass or whatever so that he has to spend an eternity trapped somewhere ghastly like Kent.

>>2846

OP here. Most of the spirits weren't contrite enough from their previous tenure and would find utmost joy pervading to menace anyone foolish enough attempting personal gain.

>>2847

So you are still up, then?

Are you going to tell us what was said or are you going to continue to be vague?

You claim to have irrevocably proved the existence of the afterlife, so you may understand why I am more than a littel bit sceptical.

>>2847
Is there any way we can rattle the spirit worlds cage until we can get some good and proper answers? Perhaps desecrating graves or setting up some kind of youtube auto-play everytime they give a message.

>>2849

I'm sure spirits would just love to entertain a grave raper and end up on spaztube.

My girlfriend made a ghost mad with one of these and later that night she had a terrifying experience, she was going to the bathroom and felt like someone was chasing her so she ran in and then she had to fight to close the door and the handle rattled for almost 30 seconds really violently, as if someone was trying to force their way in.

She came back to me thinking I'd pulled a practical joke on her and then started weeping with fear when I didn't know what she was on about.

>>2838
So is this it? A lost angry old man trying to find Fairfax who wouldn't believe he was dead?
Anything else?

Can one of you ghost botherers explain to me how ghosts can interact with the physical world? For a ghost to apply a force to something, it needs mass, and as far as I'm aware ghosts don't have mass. This also brings up issues with conservation of energy.

Also, why don't they just speak up and give straight answers? Oh wait, that doesn't sound spooky enough.

>>2853

I asked that first same question of a ghost botherer and he said the answer was ectoplasm.

>>2854
>ectoplasm

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>2855
Being amused by a post and then seeing the poster banned a few minutes later is becoming very tiresome around here.

>>2856

Dehydrate those ocular appendages, adventurer.

>>2857

>"An appendage (or outgrowth) is an external body part, or natural prolongation, that protrudes from an organism's body."

>>2856

>>2858

Eyes have appendages.

>>2860

And who is to say he isn't a massive slug?

>>2856
Are you a slug? We must know!

>>2856
Reaction images, even if amusing, seem to merit a ban and quite rightly so in my opinion. They generally lower the tone of discussion.

>>2856
That's odd as I keep seeing boring dickheads shitposting terrible image macros and feeling dissaponted. Then they get a ban a few minutes later and I feel greatly amused.

>>2863
Ah, I see, so if the caption had been in the main body of the post, it wouldn't have received a ban. I understand now.

>>2865

Reaction images and the like are a subtle art. If you do it right, you wont get banned.

However, that isn't an invitation to try. You'll know if it is right.

>>2850
What are they going to do, use poor spelling to communicate? Turn my house into a ghost tour location??

>>2851
What if she was being stupid and shaking the door causing the hand to rattle. The force would be air pressure as she tried to slam the door behind her.

>>2867
>What are they going to do, use poor spelling to communicate? Turn my house into a ghost tour location??
Haven't you seen that American Horror Story show? If you upset the ghosts they'll seduce your daughter and rape your wife or something.

Surely not. No true Scotsman .gs reader believes in ghosts.

>>2838
or you were just using the ouija board IN THE DARK you utter cretin

>>3814

You think you've shown him, but actually you've just proved his point by contacting this long deceased thread.

>>3815
Maybe he was posting in the dark?