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>> No. 4282 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 7:10 am
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Think this was Baal's revenge for his temple being destroyed?

Here's where his temple gets destroyed.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/01/world/middleeast/isis-militants-severely-damage-temple-of-baal-in-palmyra.html?_r=0

Then about a fortnight later during a massive storm he throws a lightning bolt at a crane in Mecca, snapping it in half and killing 107.

>Ugaritic records show him as a god of storms, with particular power over lightning, wind, weather, rain, and fertility.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal
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>> No. 4283 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 7:11 am
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And I of course forgot one of the links.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/11859598/At-least-65-killed-as-crane-crashes-into-Meccas-Grand-igloo.html
>> No. 4284 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 10:40 am
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Yeah why not. It's either him or Are So using his druidic powers.
>> No. 4285 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 12:07 pm
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>>4282
You know what else? That crane collapse happened on the 11th of September, and the crane was owned by the Bin Laden family.
>> No. 4286 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 12:29 pm
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>>4284
>Are So
>> No. 4287 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 12:30 pm
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>>4285
This Baal guy sounds like a pretty cool god.
>> No. 4288 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 1:36 pm
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>>4287

Moloch's better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPNaaogT8fs
>> No. 4289 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 1:45 pm
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>>4286

Arsehole?
>> No. 4290 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 2:09 pm
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>>4289
A very shaky reference to when people used to do bad Chinese impressions as a lad by saying "AH, SO *insert broken pidgin English about pissing in your coke or something*" mixed in with a photoshop of ARE SI I did for an unrelated post years ago about a Japanese racist.
>> No. 4291 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 2:12 pm
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>>4290
Tried to find someone on youtube doing this to illustrate what I meant. All I could find was this Rockabilly tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU9PjQRpqQc
>> No. 4292 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 2:29 pm
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>>4286

Why did you alter Si to look Chinese? I can't recall him having any major issue with them.
>> No. 4297 Anonymous
28th January 2016
Thursday 3:30 pm
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>>4292
Jesus fucking christ. I can't believe I am having to make another post to explain this shit throwaway joke.

Someone meant to post "ARE SI" but instead posted "ARE SO" which sounded a bit like "AH SO", Chinese piss-take phrase of yesteryear. Hence my posting of the old image.

If you mean why was the image created originally, then I already answered this earlier in the thread. You did read the rest of the thread before posting didn't you? Fuck me this is the last time I try and be funny with subtlety. It's knob jokes full time for me from now on.

>>4288

The wiki article says Baal was a name referred to Zeus at some point. I think Zeus is pretty much the coolest god. You got any great tales of Moloch? He ever do any smiting?

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