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>> No. 3344 Anonymous
22nd February 2012
Wednesday 6:16 am
3344 Cockney Wanker
I was wondering if any of you lads have issues of Cockney Wanker you'd like to share?
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>> No. 3351 Anonymous
22nd February 2012
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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>>3344
Must be a right fucker playing videogames with only two sort-of-fingers.
>> No. 3352 Anonymous
22nd February 2012
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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>>3344
Is it just me or is she otherwise not bad looking?
>> No. 3354 Anonymous
22nd February 2012
Wednesday 8:12 pm
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>>3352
I'd help her overcome her disability IYKWIM.
>> No. 3355 Anonymous
22nd February 2012
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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>>3352
Do you usually pick girls you fancy based on their arms then?
>> No. 3359 Anonymous
25th February 2012
Saturday 9:38 pm
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>>3355

No, but them actually having arms is sort of an unspoken pre-requisite.
>> No. 3360 Anonymous
25th February 2012
Saturday 10:34 pm
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>>3355
Em Eight, you can't blame someone for wanting desirable characteristics in a potential partner.

For the record, she's datable based on her physical appearance, but hey, I'm disabled too. Not being able to hold a lady's hand would feel really weird to me though to be honest, may be she'd make up for it with more...cuddles.
>> No. 3361 Anonymous
27th February 2012
Monday 4:25 am
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She a flid? Poor bint.
>> No. 3362 Anonymous
27th February 2012
Monday 4:34 am
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She has lovely tits though.
>> No. 3363 Anonymous
27th February 2012
Monday 4:39 am
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>>3362
Yeah, but then you take off her top to find she has seven nipples.
>> No. 3364 Anonymous
27th February 2012
Monday 9:07 am
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I'd probably cum on her face but that's about it.
>> No. 3365 Anonymous
27th February 2012
Monday 11:42 am
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She can handle the social interaction, I can handle the picking things up. She'd probably leave me once they sort out robot arms mind.
>> No. 3368 Anonymous
5th March 2012
Monday 2:12 am
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I'd genuinely date her. I find the fucked up arms thing cute, in a strange way.
>> No. 3370 Anonymous
13th March 2012
Tuesday 8:26 pm
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>>3368

I won't lie, the digits bother me.
>> No. 3371 Anonymous
14th March 2012
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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She could probably manage a hook-job and prostate massage.
>> No. 3379 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 6:31 pm
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>>3371
> hook-job and prostate massage.

Done deal, then.
>> No. 3380 Anonymous
7th April 2012
Saturday 9:12 pm
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>>3359

Hey, if her legs are alright then I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Alternatively there must be sort of surgery you can get for that kind of thing, prothestics maybe? (I know it's a shoop, but still) I'm not a doctor so I honestly don't know what would work and what wouldn't work, but still.
>> No. 3391 Anonymous
18th April 2012
Wednesday 11:27 pm
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I've just had a thought. How does she wipe her arse? Reckon she can manage to reach?

I'm definitely not marrying her if she can't.
>> No. 3392 Anonymous
18th April 2012
Wednesday 11:29 pm
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>>3391
I'll never stop thinking about that now.
What have you done?
>> No. 3393 Anonymous
21st April 2012
Saturday 6:38 pm
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>>3391

The thing what shoots water up your bum.
>> No. 3394 Anonymous
21st April 2012
Saturday 7:25 pm
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>>3393
A bidet? You still need to wipe afterwards, mate.
>> No. 3396 Anonymous
21st April 2012
Saturday 7:29 pm
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For fuck's sake, now I'm reading a wikipedia article entitled 'anal cleansing'. How did I get to this?
>> No. 3397 Anonymous
21st April 2012
Saturday 7:30 pm
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>>3394
A towel wrapped around a pole.
>> No. 3398 Anonymous
22nd April 2012
Sunday 11:51 am
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>>3394

Not with an automated bum wiping machine, my latest invention. It's like an exercise bike, except that you're sitting on a circular wheel with absorbent edges that spins when you pedal.
>> No. 3400 Anonymous
23rd April 2012
Monday 1:44 pm
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>>3397
I warsh mahself with a rayg oan a stick.
>> No. 3401 Anonymous
25th April 2012
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>3398
Audible mirth.
>> No. 3402 Anonymous
25th April 2012
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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>>3398
Ah, Viz. Prescient as ever.
>> No. 3403 Anonymous
25th April 2012
Wednesday 9:58 pm
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>>3402
Damn your eyes, I've just scanned my copy of Roger Mellie's Ad Break for that exact advert.
>> No. 3407 Anonymous
29th April 2012
Sunday 5:58 am
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>>3403

I lost the Amateur Photography Magazine ad page out of my copy some years ago. So many wasted wanks.
>> No. 3453 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:40 pm
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>> No. 3454 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:41 pm
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>> No. 3455 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:42 pm
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>> No. 3456 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:43 pm
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16th August 2012
Thursday 4:43 pm
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16th August 2012
Thursday 4:45 pm
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>> No. 3459 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:46 pm
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>> No. 3460 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:46 pm
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>> No. 3461 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:47 pm
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>> No. 3462 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:48 pm
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>> No. 3463 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:49 pm
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>> No. 3464 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:51 pm
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>> No. 3465 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>> No. 3466 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 5:56 pm
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Awesome posts - ta.

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