The fuck is this shit? I spent ages on the old version.

Another Candy Box clone? I'm still working my way through A Dark Room.

>>16698
Curse you, OP. I had 1.5 trillion total cookies and all the achievements and upgrades and you link the game after he doubled the number of achievements.

>>16698
He added achievements for "hacking" in cookies and automating cookie clicking, so I couldn't resist cheating my way almost to completion. The amount of time necessary to accumulate the required cookies is prohibitively high anyway. Cursor #200 is worth 200 trillion and time machine #175 5 quintillion (or 211 years at my current production rate of ~750 million CPS).

This is rather a boring game. I've made 146,930 cookies so far, and what good has it done me? The reward for digging holes is a bigger shovel.

I saw this on krautchan.

I've no idea what it is.

And what is the milk do?

>>16703
What is 'completion'?

>>16708
All upgrades and achievements. The game's obviously unfinished and he still intends to add things like "dungeons" and "grannypocalypse".

>>16707
It does what everything does. It adds to your CPS (at least it does when you upgrade it). You gain more milk as you gain achievements.

>>16705 >>16706
Its spread reminds me of another game that did the rounds years ago, including on here. I can't remember much about it but you created a character and could pit it against other people's character but I don't think the mechanics of fighting involved any input from you whatsoever.

>>16710

Progress quest?

It's sort of sad how these games make a good case against and open mockery of the blight of modern games, everyone chuckles but nothing really changes....

>>16705

It's not much different to lots of games, just the absurdity of the goals in this are more apparent.

100,000,000,000 cookies baked unlocks the "You can stop now" achievement. But I can't.

>>16712

There doesnt seem to be any game there beyond watching a counter. It's like watching a mileometer in a car.

>>16714 m8 if you click on the big cookie you get extra cookies... clickclickclickclickclick

much more fun than just watching. update 1700 cps

>>16715
>1700cps

Dude get on my level, last time I played it I was at 29000cps.

>>16716
I'm on 2m

>>16717
psh

>>16718
The first step is admitting you have a problem.

>>16698


What strategy is best? Is it good to buy as many shite-mid tier generators as quickly as possible, or is it better to wait for the best upgrades?

>>16721

Cheat.

Night lads.

ugh

>>16727
Well played, lad. Have tea.

The accumulated filth of all their milk and cookies will foam up about their waists and all the grandmas and kittens will look up and shout "Save us!"...

... And I'll whisper...

"No."

>>16719
I've left it running over the weekend. I'm almost up to 100 of each building and 200 clickers.

>>16771
Nanageddon is upon us

>>16784
Takes 150 days to build 100 time machines, does it not?

>>16721
You want a smooth slope. so some shitties but once the time to get the next tier up is about double of the one below its better to wait.

>>16797

Fucking exponential.

I'm only 30 cursors away from 200
40 time machines away from 100
3 pledges away from an achievement

then I'll reset and will struggle with the true neverclick achievement

then finally I'll reset again and go for the neverclick achievement

odds of me doing all that before the twat releases even harder to get achievements is basically 0

ugh

>>16818
It never stops.

>>16819
What's your current CPS? Also, you'll want about another 30 grandmas.

>>16820
Thanks. I've also got the Neverclick achievement somehow.
308,741,338.2
I refreshed and got a load of cheap grandma upgrades that increased the speed a fair bit.

>>16819
The even number of Grandmas is really bugging me at the moment.

>>16822
What's that upgrade you have there on the left?

>>16823
Communal brainsweep.

I think it's about the second or third one into the grandmapocalypse.

>>16824
I haven't got anything of the sort, I must be doing something wrong.

>>16821
In a massive display of sadness, 10, 20 or 30 of something will in total cost around 23, 117, and 500 times the unit cost on display.

>>16822
200 cursors, 128 grandmas, 100 of anything else. As far as I can see, there's no benefit to going any higher.

I really should.

Done.

>>16827

Sneaky sneaky.

Also what do Elder Pacts do? The wiki I found that attempted to explain this just raised further questions. Also this game actually has a wiki. I feel like I should have a wiki.

>>16829
'Elder Pact','[Research]<br>Each grandma gains <b>+1 base CpS for each 20 portals</b>.<div class="warning">Note : this is a bad idea.</div><q>squirm crawl slither writhe<br>today we rise</q>

>>16828
Where's Neverclick, Uncanny Clicker, Oblivion and the other shadow achievements?

>>16831
Here. Plus others.

>>16832

Cheating doesn't count.

>>16833

It does when there's an achievement especially for it.

>>16834
Found another.

I use Selenium IDE firefox plugin I use for webtesting. Set it to click the fucker about 10 times a second, and if it spots a golden cookie it'll click that as well. Takes the 'fun' out of it.

Means I can get back to work though.

Urgh. Why am I doing this? I've cheated once, to get 15 cookies so I could get True Neverclick.

I've got 98 upgrades, 88 achievements and 3 secret achievements. Kill me now.

>>16962
>I've cheated once, to get 15 cookies so I could get True Neverclick.
Fuck's sake, lad. Is it so hard to wait for a golden cookie?

>>16963

I wanted the Cheated Cookies Taste Awful achievement.

This game has been updated, have a look, if you've still got your old save, you can get prisms now.