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>> No. 16698 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 6:18 pm
16698 News: Skinner Box renamed "Cookie Jar"
Is anyone else wasting their time on this?

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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>> No. 16699 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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The fuck is this shit? I spent ages on the old version.
>> No. 16700 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 6:27 pm
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Another Candy Box clone? I'm still working my way through A Dark Room.
>> No. 16702 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>16698
Curse you, OP. I had 1.5 trillion total cookies and all the achievements and upgrades and you link the game after he doubled the number of achievements.
>> No. 16703 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 10:23 pm
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>>16698
He added achievements for "hacking" in cookies and automating cookie clicking, so I couldn't resist cheating my way almost to completion. The amount of time necessary to accumulate the required cookies is prohibitively high anyway. Cursor #200 is worth 200 trillion and time machine #175 5 quintillion (or 211 years at my current production rate of ~750 million CPS).
>> No. 16705 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 11:28 pm
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This is rather a boring game. I've made 146,930 cookies so far, and what good has it done me? The reward for digging holes is a bigger shovel.
>> No. 16706 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 11:30 pm
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I saw this on krautchan.

I've no idea what it is.
>> No. 16707 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 11:32 pm
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And what is the milk do?
>> No. 16708 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 11:44 pm
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>>16703
What is 'completion'?
>> No. 16709 Anonymous
28th August 2013
Wednesday 11:57 pm
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>>16708
All upgrades and achievements. The game's obviously unfinished and he still intends to add things like "dungeons" and "grannypocalypse".

>>16707
It does what everything does. It adds to your CPS (at least it does when you upgrade it). You gain more milk as you gain achievements.
>> No. 16710 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 12:02 am
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>>16705 >>16706
Its spread reminds me of another game that did the rounds years ago, including on here. I can't remember much about it but you created a character and could pit it against other people's character but I don't think the mechanics of fighting involved any input from you whatsoever.
>> No. 16711 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 1:48 am
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>>16710

Progress quest?

It's sort of sad how these games make a good case against and open mockery of the blight of modern games, everyone chuckles but nothing really changes....
>> No. 16712 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 3:22 am
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>>16705

It's not much different to lots of games, just the absurdity of the goals in this are more apparent.
>> No. 16713 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 7:47 am
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100,000,000,000 cookies baked unlocks the "You can stop now" achievement. But I can't.
>> No. 16714 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 8:23 am
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>>16712

There doesnt seem to be any game there beyond watching a counter. It's like watching a mileometer in a car.
>> No. 16715 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 11:51 am
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>>16714 m8 if you click on the big cookie you get extra cookies... clickclickclickclickclick

much more fun than just watching. update 1700 cps
>> No. 16716 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 12:02 pm
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>>16715
>1700cps

Dude get on my level, last time I played it I was at 29000cps.
>> No. 16717 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 12:08 pm
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>>16716
I'm on 2m
>> No. 16718 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 12:31 pm
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>>16717
psh
>> No. 16719 Anonymous
29th August 2013
Thursday 12:39 pm
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>>16718
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
>> No. 16721 Anonymous
30th August 2013
Friday 12:41 am
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>>16698


What strategy is best? Is it good to buy as many shite-mid tier generators as quickly as possible, or is it better to wait for the best upgrades?
>> No. 16722 Anonymous
30th August 2013
Friday 1:53 am
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>>16721

Cheat.
>> No. 16723 Anonymous
30th August 2013
Friday 3:03 am
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Night lads.
>> No. 16727 Anonymous
30th August 2013
Friday 10:45 am
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ugh
>> No. 16729 Anonymous
30th August 2013
Friday 11:07 am
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>>16727
Well played, lad. Have tea.
>> No. 16771 Anonymous
31st August 2013
Saturday 5:19 am
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The accumulated filth of all their milk and cookies will foam up about their waists and all the grandmas and kittens will look up and shout "Save us!"...

... And I'll whisper...

"No."
>> No. 16784 Anonymous
31st August 2013
Saturday 2:01 pm
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>>16719
I've left it running over the weekend. I'm almost up to 100 of each building and 200 clickers.
>> No. 16792 Anonymous
31st August 2013
Saturday 5:31 pm
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>>16771
Nanageddon is upon us
>> No. 16797 Anonymous
31st August 2013
Saturday 7:23 pm
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>>16784
Takes 150 days to build 100 time machines, does it not?
>> No. 16815 Anonymous
31st August 2013
Saturday 10:25 pm
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>>16721
You want a smooth slope. so some shitties but once the time to get the next tier up is about double of the one below its better to wait.
>> No. 16817 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 2:41 am
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>>16797

Fucking exponential.
>> No. 16818 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 2:02 pm
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I'm only 30 cursors away from 200
40 time machines away from 100
3 pledges away from an achievement

then I'll reset and will struggle with the true neverclick achievement

then finally I'll reset again and go for the neverclick achievement

odds of me doing all that before the twat releases even harder to get achievements is basically 0

ugh
>> No. 16819 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:28 pm
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>>16818
It never stops.
>> No. 16820 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:31 pm
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>>16819
What's your current CPS? Also, you'll want about another 30 grandmas.
>> No. 16821 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>16820
Thanks. I've also got the Neverclick achievement somehow.
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I refreshed and got a load of cheap grandma upgrades that increased the speed a fair bit.
>> No. 16822 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>16819
The even number of Grandmas is really bugging me at the moment.
>> No. 16823 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:41 pm
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>>16822
What's that upgrade you have there on the left?
>> No. 16824 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:46 pm
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>>16823
Communal brainsweep.

I think it's about the second or third one into the grandmapocalypse.
>> No. 16825 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:47 pm
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>>16824
I haven't got anything of the sort, I must be doing something wrong.
>> No. 16826 Anonymous
1st September 2013
Sunday 10:57 pm
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>>16821
In a massive display of sadness, 10, 20 or 30 of something will in total cost around 23, 117, and 500 times the unit cost on display.

>>16822
200 cursors, 128 grandmas, 100 of anything else. As far as I can see, there's no benefit to going any higher.
>> No. 16827 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 8:54 am
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I really should.
>> No. 16828 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 9:39 am
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Done.
>> No. 16829 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 9:39 am
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>>16827

Sneaky sneaky.

Also what do Elder Pacts do? The wiki I found that attempted to explain this just raised further questions. Also this game actually has a wiki. I feel like I should have a wiki.
>> No. 16830 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 9:44 am
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>>16829
'Elder Pact','[Research]<br>Each grandma gains <b>+1 base CpS for each 20 portals</b>.<div class="warning">Note : this is a bad idea.</div><q>squirm crawl slither writhe<br>today we rise</q>
>> No. 16831 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 10:03 am
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>>16828
Where's Neverclick, Uncanny Clicker, Oblivion and the other shadow achievements?
>> No. 16832 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 10:05 am
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>>16831
Here. Plus others.
>> No. 16833 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 10:19 am
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>>16832

Cheating doesn't count.
>> No. 16834 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 10:26 am
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>>16833

It does when there's an achievement especially for it.
>> No. 16835 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 10:34 am
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>>16834
Found another.
>> No. 16837 Anonymous
2nd September 2013
Monday 1:49 pm
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I use Selenium IDE firefox plugin I use for webtesting. Set it to click the fucker about 10 times a second, and if it spots a golden cookie it'll click that as well. Takes the 'fun' out of it.

Means I can get back to work though.
>> No. 16962 Anonymous
20th September 2013
Friday 10:25 pm
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Urgh. Why am I doing this? I've cheated once, to get 15 cookies so I could get True Neverclick.

I've got 98 upgrades, 88 achievements and 3 secret achievements. Kill me now.
>> No. 16963 Anonymous
21st September 2013
Saturday 12:01 am
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>>16962
>I've cheated once, to get 15 cookies so I could get True Neverclick.
Fuck's sake, lad. Is it so hard to wait for a golden cookie?
>> No. 16964 Anonymous
21st September 2013
Saturday 12:18 am
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>>16963

I wanted the Cheated Cookies Taste Awful achievement.
>> No. 19709 Anonymous
23rd December 2014
Tuesday 10:07 am
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This game has been updated, have a look, if you've still got your old save, you can get prisms now.

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