>>29688

Mine would be exactly the same as Rimmer's - just with less women.

Anxiety tornadoes. Endless deserts of lovelessness. Lapdancer sirens atop the windswept rocks of Fireball whiskey lochs. Good stuff too though - Bifrosts to the upper realms made by little bytes of logic. Mountains made of hope. It wouldn't be all doom and gloom.

It would be a mostly pleasant land, but around every other corner would be a clone of me doing something grotesque. There'd be an abundance of willing women that would disappear in a puff of smoke as soon as you shagged them.

Everything on the planet would be edible, but it'd all give you diarrhoea.

Gazza turns up with a rotisserie chicken and a fishing rod.

>>29691
> There'd be an abundance of willing women that would disappear in a puff of smoke as soon as you shagged them.

Like this but they'd cheat on me with all of my mates first.

When does Red Dwarf get good? I watched the first four episodes and I only find Rimmer and Holly funny, but it sounds like it gets interesting later.

>>29694
If you didn't like the first series then I don't think you'll like the rest of it I'm afraid. The humour remains much the same; torturously long similies, Lister is disgusting, etc.

In my opinion it's never been gut-bustingly funny, it's always been a little bit crap in a charming way, but if you're already turned off then forget it.

>>29694

There's a massive shift in the whole show between series two and three. If you don't like it by the end of series three then you probably won't like any of it.

>>29696
Yeah but the shift is from comedy towards sci-fi, so it doesn't help with the lad's initial problem of not finding it funny.

>>29697

Interesting. I always felt that it moved from being sci-fi driven sitcom to being a sitcom with sci-fi elements. The humour definitely moves towards the crasser Goalpost head, novelty condom head, "deader than A-line flairs with pockets in the knees" etc etc. rather than the "two men lost in space" odd couple humour of the first two series.

I'd definitely say series 3 onwards is a lot more accessible and similar to mainstream comedies than the first two.

I feel as though it's pointless thinking about such things because it's essentially observing the observer. The result is always going to be biased even if you're a buddha(?).
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to understand myself - i just don't think you could do it by imagining your perfect horror. We're already living it in our responces to reality and overarching fear of death, and all that shit.