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>> | No. 3653
3653
I've just pissed the bed. Proper pissed the bed. I've left my other half, still fast asleep, in pissed soaked sheets while I've slunk off to the living room, wrapped in a blanket and shame. |
>> | No. 3654
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>>3653 |
>> | No. 3655
3655
Must be nice. I was woken up tonight by a kidney stone, the pain and jerking to wide awake was such a shock to my system that I have started shitting liquid. |
>> | No. 3656
3656
There are better ways to ask your partner if they're into water sports, mate. |
>> | No. 3657
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>>3653 |
>> | No. 3658
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>>3656 |
>> | No. 3659
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Bit embarrassing for me to admit, but sometimes this happens to me. |
>> | No. 3660
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>>3658 |
>> | No. 3661
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>>3660 |
>> | No. 3663
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>>3661 |
>> | No. 3664
3664
Waterproof mattress protector. You can mention it to your GP if you like but the fact that both of you are dreaming while urinating suggests your brain is just getting a wee (heh) bit confused about releasing your bladder taps. If it's that irregular (less than once every 6 months) then I wouldn't worry about it. If it makes you feel any better, I've had numerous close calls rushing home to try and make it to the toilet, and did once wet myself on my mum's kitchen floor. I have a history of rampant ketamine usage though, so I've always blamed any bladder difficulties on that. |
>> | No. 3665
3665
Have you been under allot of stress lately, perhaps from your parents or Mrs noncing you? |
>> | No. 3666
3666
A drug called desmopressin reduces urine production and is used to preventing bedwetting. Ask your GP about it. |
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>> | No. 3668
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>>3667 |
>> | No. 3669
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>>3668 |
>> | No. 3670
3670
I too suffer from occasional nocturnal enuresis, OP. To prevent it I've started making sure I go to sleep on an empty bladder. |
>> | No. 3671
3671
I occasionally get up and piss up the wall if I'm too drunk but otherwise this never happens to me, thank fuck. |
>> | No. 3672
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>>3671 |
>> | No. 3673
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>>3671 |
>> | No. 3674
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>>3671 |
>> | No. 3675
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>>3674 |
>> | No. 3676
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>>3672 |
>> | No. 3677
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Good news, lads. I didn't piss myself last night. |
>> | No. 3678
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>>3677 |
>> | No. 3679
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>>3678 |
>> | No. 3680
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image.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>3679 |
>> | No. 3681
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>>3680 |
>> | No. 3682
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>>3679 |
>> | No. 3683
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>>3682 |
>> | No. 3722
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OP here, I woke up damp again this morning. Fortunately I'm 99% sure it was jizz on this occasion, as I was having a sex dream at the time. |
>> | No. 3723
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>>3722 |
>> | No. 3925
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It happened again last night, albeit not much more than a trickle. Fortunately it only wet my pyjama bottoms and they dried relatively quickly. The thing is, I'd pissed in my dream, including making the active decision in it whether to piss or not, but then I woke up and I'd pissed in real life too. |
>> | No. 3926
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>>3925 |
>> | No. 3927
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>>3926 |
>> | No. 3928
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>>3925 |
>> | No. 3929
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>>3925 |
>> | No. 3930
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I don't really have any advice to offer, but I can imagine it must be awful waiting for that spinning top to fall over every time you need to go for a piss. |
>> | No. 3931
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>>3929 |
>> | No. 3932
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>>3931 |
>> | No. 3933
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I pissed in a mates living room earlier this year. I'd been drinking a lot, I was asleep on the sofa and another friend on the floor. I got up in the dark, he asked what I was doing, and apparently I said "not pissing in the river." He thought I was joking, but then I really did start to piss, so he was shouting that I should stop it, and I kept saying "I'm not even pissing," then he shouted our mutual friend and I woke up mid-stream. I tried to do the same thing a couple of months later and found out why you don't wake up sleepwalkers. I started throwing punches at him, don't remember that though (cos I was asleep, obviously) and it turned into a full fight. So I just woke up in the middle of a fight. |
>> | No. 3935
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>>3653 |
>> | No. 4536
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It's happened again, the first time in about 20 months. |
>> | No. 4537
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>>4536 |
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