Are you in Hull or Wakefield?

>>5304
Yeah I’m ready I’m really needing someone to come hatefuck someone. Actually I want it bad

Do nipple piercings usually look like that? I always assumed there wouldn't be as much bar showing, just balls either side of the nip.

>>5305
In St. Louis

>>5307
They are the only ones I can find sometimes. Please come bite them or rip them until I’m begging to do as you wish

I’d love to be gangbanged and Bred

Well I for one don't own a television.

>>5304
Err, that simply isn't what this board is for.

>>5310
These aren't even you. Fuck off.

>>5305 Missouri. You should come fuck me till I can’t stand

I think the ultimate act of submission would be to delete your thread and be normal.

>>5314
Prove these are you.

>>5313
I’ll bet they are me

>>5316
How

>>5309
Why would you bite a nipple piercing? You'd just get a metally taste in your mouth.

>>5317
Why do you want to post them here? You realise we're all in the UK, right? Nobody is coming round to bite your nipples.

It's a shame she's not real.

I'd bite her nipples IYKWIM

>>5321
She's got a pulse, lad. We know you would.

I'd definitely hatefuck you, but I'm unlikely to get over to Missouri anytime soon, sorry love.

>>5323
Don't give him too much credit.

This is what happens when you don't lock the plus size threads on first sight. They waddle over here hungry like fat people to a buffet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-5Syqmg4g

>>5327
As the lad who brought up Scarlett's lovely round belly I can say the lass in this thread is doing absolutely nothing for me.

>>5328

I know what you mean, not being able to rustle up a plate of egg and chips is a no-go. Never mind the semantics that would result in getting a creme egg and a pile of salt and vinegar walker's for tea. Also, being American, I think she'd react unpredictably to the roar of "gerrup them stairs woman".

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A new record lads. Shame we've been played like this though, huh?

>>5330

Is that the Royal "we"?

>>5330
Most of the posts are going off on a tangent rather than giving OP attention.

Could these images of the Devil's dumplings please be replaced with something safe for work? I suggest superimposing Jaffa cakes over the offending nipples, at least.

>>5334

I'd jaff her cakes iykwim.

>>5305
Be specific, lad. The real question is is she an Ossettlass?

>>5338
If so she should tell them to fucking pack it in with the fireworks again.