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>> No. 70212 Anonymous
11th January 2022
Tuesday 5:09 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1uG91Bbls

It feels like everything will Smith has done since at least ~2010 has been a series of extremely poor decisions.
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>> No. 70213 Anonymous
11th January 2022
Tuesday 5:36 pm
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Same here tbh.

Anyone got a time machine they can lend me?
>> No. 70214 Searchfag
11th January 2022
Tuesday 5:40 pm
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Why would anyone close to someone with that much money ever tell him something is a bad idea when they can profit from it?
>> No. 70215 Crabkiller
11th January 2022
Tuesday 5:42 pm
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he needs to get his missus under control, even twitter can't stand her constant over-sharing of their dirty laundry, that should say something.
>> No. 70216 Searchfag
11th January 2022
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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There is more that unites us, than that which divides us.
>> No. 70217 Searchfag
11th January 2022
Tuesday 7:51 pm
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>>70212
OK, so it's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air but every single member of the Banks family is a cool gangsta type basically. OK
>> No. 70218 Samefag
11th January 2022
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>70217
It's gritty and real.
>> No. 70219 Searchfag
11th January 2022
Tuesday 8:28 pm
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Will Carlton be gay? If not, that's a real missed opportunity. If so, that's embarrassing woke tokenism that I'll probably complain about.

If I need to pay money for some streaming service to watch this, I won't watch it, but I can think of one way that would make a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot watchable, entertaining, uniquely different from the original and thrillingly modern:
>I got in one little fight and my mum got scared
>And said you're moving with your aunty and Uncle Louis in the Nation of Shamanism

In other words, I wish they'd bring back The Boondocks.
>> No. 70220 R4GE
11th January 2022
Tuesday 8:30 pm
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>>70219
>THE NATION OF SHAMANISM
Bloody wordfilters. I knew I should have gone with the Five-Percent Nation.
>> No. 70221 YubYub
11th January 2022
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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I think a modern fresh prince should subvert the concept, and instead of sending a hood rat to live in bel-air, it should send a black trust fund brat to live in compton. it wouldn't be comedy, it would be gritty and relevant.
>> No. 70570 Searchfag
28th March 2022
Monday 8:00 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjEoDypUD8

Completely batshit.
>> No. 70571 Moralfag
28th March 2022
Monday 10:06 am
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>>70570
That was quite upsetting tbh, but i don't know the context moist dicks in my face
>> No. 70572 R4GE
28th March 2022
Monday 10:07 am
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>>70571
I'm glad to enough of an impact on Britfa.gs to have earned my own wordfilter <3
>> No. 70573 Moralfag
28th March 2022
Monday 10:12 am
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>>70572
That filter is older than you are.
>> No. 70574 Paedofag
28th March 2022
Monday 11:20 am
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>>70570

I don't like listening to Christ Rock's voice so I just skipped to the punch. What did he say to so aggrieve Will Smith? Was it summat about his bird?

because Will Smith's missus is mental, in fairness.
>> No. 70575 R4GE
28th March 2022
Monday 11:32 am
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>>70574

He asked if she was working on GI Jane 2, I think the joke is that the female lead in GI Jane had her head shaved and Will Smith's missus has alopecia. GI Jane came out over twenty years ago so it's a bit of a stretch.
>> No. 70576 Crabkiller
28th March 2022
Monday 11:51 am
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Why is nobody talking about how Will was laughing at tbe joke, then suddenly he's storming the stage? Is he that under the thumb that his wife not liking the joke was enough to send him into a rage? Maybe I just don't understand love.

Moreover, people are defending him because it's apparently now bad to make fun of a hair loss condition, yet bald jokes about men are perfectly acceptable? dolphin rape.
>> No. 70577 YubYub
28th March 2022
Monday 11:55 am
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>>70576
>it's apparently now bad to make fun of a hair loss condition, yet bald jokes about men are perfectly acceptable? dolphin rape.

>> No. 70578 Moralfag
28th March 2022
Monday 11:59 am
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>>70575

Fuck me, is that all? bitch-ass n-word.

>>70576

my ex's mum had alopecia and she took it in her stride. She used to go to parties dressed as uncle fester.

Mrs will smith is clearly just a humourless cunt.
>> No. 70580 Searchfag
28th March 2022
Monday 12:24 pm
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>>70576
>Why is nobody talking about how Will was laughing at tbe joke, then suddenly he's storming the stage?
The joke relies on such an obscure reference I think he just, reasonably, didn't get it right away and was just laughing to be polite/acting.
>> No. 70581 Are Moaty
28th March 2022
Monday 12:34 pm
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>>70570
That looks so fake. I wonder how long it'll be until their 'feud' is resolved for this or that event, maybe the next Oscars that nobody will watch.
>> No. 70582 Searchfag
28th March 2022
Monday 12:39 pm
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>>70576
Because she gave him the look of "if you don't do something I'll sleep with someone else and then film you crying and apologising for it again."
>> No. 70584 Moralfag
28th March 2022
Monday 12:41 pm
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>>70575
Oh that's worse than I thought. I assumed she was in GI Jane 1, which I assumed was a critical and commercial flop, so for Chris Tucker to say she's working on the sequel was more a comment on Jada's poor choice in movie roles. If it's the alopecia then that's a low blow.
>> No. 70585 Searchfag
28th March 2022
Monday 12:48 pm
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>>70584
>WHICH I ASSUMED WAS A CRITICAL AND COMMERCIAL FLOP, SO FOR CHRIS TUCKER TO SAY SHE'S WORKING ON THE SEQUEL WAS MORE A COMMENT ON JADA'S POOR CHOICE IN MOVIE ROLES

He effectively did that when she boycotted the 2016 Oscars because will wasn't nominated.

“Jada got mad, said she’s not coming. Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties. I wasn’t invited.”
>> No. 70586 Searchfag
28th March 2022
Monday 2:12 pm
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>>70584
It's inclusive to joke about these things tho, otherwise they get all solemn and super serious and people end up holding it sacrosanct. People need to get a sense of humour about themselves, especially celebrities.
>> No. 70587 Anonymous
28th March 2022
Monday 2:18 pm
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>>70584
Demi Moore was in GI Jane. I've seen it. It was okay, but the main thing is that famous sexy Hollywood actress Demi Moore shaves her head and is therefore a manly hideous monster. For the film, she makes herself, gasp, masculine and unattractive. But Jada Pinkett Smith got alopecia and that's why she's shaving her head. So Will Smith, presumably, thought the joke was fine because everyone loved Uncle Phil and he was bald too, but Jada got angry so he stepped up. And because he is more likeable than Chris Rock, and does not sound like Cartman from South Park, most people are now on his side. If it was Jay-Z or Floyd Mayweather attacking someone, I think Chris Rock would get a lot more sympathy.
>> No. 70588 YubYub
28th March 2022
Monday 2:23 pm
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>>70584
Isn't it much more likely that he just took a second for the joke to click and then he got angry? Heard he's been on the roids and was crying at some point afterwards.

Either way the worst part about this is the shit takes and confident dissection of exactly what was going through his head at that moment.
>> No. 70589 Auntiefucker
28th March 2022
Monday 2:38 pm
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>>70588

Will's attitude suddenly changed when Jada gave him the look.

He has a lot of pent-up anger because of all the men fucking his wife on a regular basis. He feels like he has to compensate because of his admitted inability to satisfy her insatiable sexual appetite.
>> No. 70590 Samefag
28th March 2022
Monday 2:59 pm
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>>70589

It is a rough position to be in. Do you think there's a secret cuckold fetish thing going on there?

Frankly i have long suspected that many cuckold relationships aren't really as voluntary as they try and make it seem, but in reality the bird effectively says "i'm going to fuck other blokes and if you don't like it I'll just leave and do it anyway" and so as a response, the man tries to rationalise it to himself that he actually likes it.

I mean you very rarely see it where it's the bloke fucking a load of other birds, that only happens when it's the kind of religious marriage polygamy that treats the women like property, or when it's the bloke being a serial cheater and she end up leaving when she finds out.
>> No. 70591 Ambulancelad
28th March 2022
Monday 3:07 pm
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>>70590
I know women who are like that. They're never actually really like that, and after a few threesomes they decide they hate it and want the man to stop shagging around after all. If you ever meet these women, ask them about their mental health diagnoses; I guarantee you they have several.
>> No. 70592 Samefag
28th March 2022
Monday 3:18 pm
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>>70591
>IF YOU EVER MEET THESE WOMEN, ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSES

See; this is why we don't invite you to any of our parties.
>> No. 70593 Crabkiller
28th March 2022
Monday 3:27 pm
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>>70591

My last relationship did break down in small part thanks to the fact she wanted to meet and sleep with a lad they/them she met on discord, but didn't seem to like it when I fucked off for a week to have sordid furry sex with another lass.

i doubt she will reflect on this and stop insisting she's poly, though. all the cool kids are poly nowadays aren't they, and you wouldn't want to look like a loser in front of all your cool lgbtq+ poly pansexual mates, would you.
>> No. 70594 Are Moaty
28th March 2022
Monday 7:47 pm
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>> No. 70595 Auntiefucker
28th March 2022
Monday 10:02 pm
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I'm increasingly confused by the strength of reaction to both Rock's middling joke and Smith's very shit bitch slap. You'd think the former had called Plinkett Smith a "whore on the 24/7 cock carousel" before the latter whipped out a sawn-off, winged Christ Rock with an initial blast and was only stopped from finishing the job by security wrestling the weapon out of his hands.

It's also very hard to use only Chris Rock's surname without putting "The" infront of it.
>> No. 70596 Anonymous
28th March 2022
Monday 10:19 pm
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>>70595
In fairness, it was one of the biggest stages in the world that he casually sauntered onto to slap someone.
>> No. 70597 Paedofag
28th March 2022
Monday 10:47 pm
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>>70596
I know. It's not that everyone has an opinion though, it's the strength of feeling some people have about it.
>> No. 70598 YubYub
28th March 2022
Monday 11:03 pm
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>>70597
>strength of feeling

How do you know they feel strongly about it? Just having an opinion on something these days is enough to have the accusation that you feel strongly about it thrown at you.
>> No. 70599 Moralfag
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>>70596
>ONE OF THE BIGGEST STAGES IN THE WORLD

Do people still watch the Oscars?
>> No. 70600 Crabkiller
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:26 am
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>>70576

>BECAUSE IT'S APPARENTLY NOW BAD TO MAKE FUN OF A HAIR LOSS CONDITION, YET BALD JOKES ABOUT MEN ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE?

Over half of all men suffer hair loss at some point in their lives. It's about as much a part of the male human experience and of the aging process as saggy tits for women.

Hair loss is doubly devastating for women, not just because women don't normally really have it as such, but because hair is such an important part of a woman's self image, in a much more fundamental way than for most men.

You're going all manospherelad on an issue that clearly isn't the same for men.
>> No. 70601 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:06 am
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Here's the thing. A large proportion of black women wear wigs purely for convenience. Every afro hair salon does a weaves, extensions and braiding that could perfectly conceal Jada Pinkett-Smith's alopecia.

Is she actually that sensitive about her shaved head, or is this really about something else?
>> No. 70602 Billbob
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:16 am
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>>70600

So it's okay to make fun of alopecia, but only when a bloke has it, because lots of blokes do?

Is it okay to make fun of old people for no longer being able to get up the stairs? That's common, a part of life.

You don't get to tell me whether I'm allowed to be offended by something while explaining how offensive it is to someone else. You have no idea how important my hair might have been, that has nothing to do with gender. One look on a male pattern baldness forum would tell you that many men are absolutely devastated by it, to the point of suicide. Go fuck yourself for assuming I'm a sexist for not wanting to be made fun of for having a genetic condition.

I was pretty obviously being glib, too, but you managed to miss that because you wanted to further make fun of a man, didn't you?
>> No. 70603 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:41 am
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>>70602

Take a chill pill for Christ's sake, lad.

If you ponder suicide because you're going bald, then there's clearly more wrong inside your head than on top of it.

I don't doubt that going bald can be a traumatic experience for us lads too. But ultimately, it's not an illness, and it only has the amount of significance that you allow it to have.

One of my mates was almost completely bald by his late 20s, and he was still pulling more tail than a retarded kid at the petting zoo.
>> No. 70604 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 2:12 am
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I remember reading many years ago about Pierluigi Collina, the football referee with alopecia, being a guest on some TV programme. To introduce him, they had a comedy sketch about alopecia and he went absolutely apeshit at everyone. He didn't think it was funny at all. The only source I have been able to find is in the Daily M*il and therefore not worth posting, but I am confident this did happen; apparently it was an Italian chat show. Pierluigi Collina not only prefers to talk about his stellar refereeing career, but he also knows that around the world, there are children with alopecia being bullied and looking up to him as an inspiration, so he will kick your head in if you point out that he looks like a porno scrotum. Because it's enormously important to all those freakish hideous children that there has to be someone in the world who has alopecia but doesn't get bullied.

And he's a man. A man who is actually good at his job, rather than just being a deranged and militant female DJ Jazzy Jeff. So imagine how offensive any alopecia comments at all must be for Jada Pinkett Smith.
>> No. 70605 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 2:32 am
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>>70603

>IF YOU PONDER SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING BALD, THEN THERE'S CLEARLY MORE WRONG INSIDE YOUR HEAD THAN ON TOP OF IT.

But if you get your husband to commit battery during a live televised event because you're bald, that's fine?

>I DON'T DOUBT THAT GOING BALD CAN BE A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE FOR US LADS TOO. BUT ULTIMATELY, IT'S NOT AN ILLNESS, AND IT ONLY HAS THE AMOUNT OF SIGNIFICANCE THAT YOU ALLOW IT TO HAVE.

But to be clear, it's still much worse if you're a woman? You're basically telling me to man up, for fucks sake.
>> No. 70606 Billbob
29th March 2022
Tuesday 7:36 am
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>>70601
Hair is a significant factor of identity for many people and for such an apparently proud person as Jada, covering alopecia would be to admit embarrassment and a lack of faith in their identity.
You could say Will Smith was emulating this attitude in his performance - while walking back from the stage there's a mix of proud chestiness and sheepish lowered head coupled with side glacing eye movements apparently checking for reactions.
Confidence and social validation is restored once he regained a seat within the aura of his queen.

Jada Smith entirely reminds me of a tyrant Xerxes, which I find scary.
>> No. 70607 Ambulancelad
29th March 2022
Tuesday 8:19 am
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>>70606
He was the hunky one in love actually. Don't think I've seen him in anything else.
>> No. 70608 Auntiefucker
29th March 2022
Tuesday 11:05 am
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>>70605

>BUT IF YOU GET YOUR HUSBAND TO COMMIT BATTERY DURING A LIVE TELEVISED EVENT BECAUSE YOU'RE BALD, THAT'S FINE?

Will Smith made his own decision. It's unlikely that Jada told him "Get up there and knock that fucker's lights out!". Maybe you don't go around punching people for saying insensitive things about your partner, which is good, but don't try to tell me you wouldn't be massively offended and wouldn't try to rectify the insult.

>YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING ME TO MAN UP, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

And if I did, would that be so wrong in this case?
>> No. 70609 Ambulancelad
29th March 2022
Tuesday 11:09 am
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>>70608
>MAYBE YOU DON'T GO AROUND PUNCHING PEOPLE FOR SAYING INSENSITIVE THINGS ABOUT YOUR PARTNER, WHICH IS GOOD, BUT DON'T TRY TO TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED AND WOULDN'T TRY TO RECTIFY THE INSULT.

I don't think will Smith has much in the way of credibility in the alpha male stakes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOTe0_Z0vlc
>> No. 70610 Ambulancelad
29th March 2022
Tuesday 11:38 am
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>>70605
>BUT IF YOU GET YOUR HUSBAND TO COMMIT BATTERY DURING A LIVE TELEVISED EVENT BECAUSE YOU'RE BALD, THAT'S FINE?

That's not what happened though. Displaying obvious bias through your assumptions just undermines any point you might be driving at.

>BUT TO BE CLEAR, IT'S STILL MUCH WORSE IF YOU'RE A WOMAN? YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING ME TO MAN UP, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Man up as in 'pull yourself together'. It's not an explicitly toxic phrase unless you think masculinity is explicitly toxic. It's just misused by some people (like you).
>> No. 70611 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 11:46 am
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Looks like the men's rights subrudgwicksteamshow.co.uk is having an absolute field day with this:

https://www.rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk.com/r/MensRights/comments/tqpctr/will_smith_megathread_posts_not_in_this_thread/

>Will Smith Megathread

chronic masturbatorlads on top form again.
>> No. 70612 Billbob
29th March 2022
Tuesday 11:51 am
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>>70610

>UNLESS YOU THINK MASCULINITY IS EXPLICITLY TOXIC.

It can be, in fishperson speak/in the minds of many fisherpersons. Which is one reason why I don't subscribe to feminism as such. An ideology that tells me I am an inherently bad person because of my gender will never have my support.
>> No. 70613 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:02 pm
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>>70598
See thread.
>> No. 70614 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:08 pm
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>>70608

>AND IF I DID, WOULD THAT BE SO WRONG IN THIS CASE?

Yes, particularly as we were talking about male suicide too.

You'll never get it, because you refuse to see men in any way other than the traditional.
>> No. 70615 Moralfag
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:09 pm
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>>70613

Nobody has ever trolled or exaggerated on this website, especially not /iq/.
>> No. 70616 R4GE
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:15 pm
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>>70615
I don't see how people having a big discussion about what happened is "trolling". I wasn't even being negative about anyone who was. If you still doubt my claim that some people have strong feelings about Smith slapping Rock, go to any newspaper's opinion section or browse social media for half-an-hour. I don't know why my original claim was doubted in the first instance, it's not like I suggested blood fueds were being born out over it.
>> No. 70617 Are Moaty
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:16 pm
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>>70614

>PARTICULARLY AS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MALE SUICIDE TOO

It was mainly you who started it.

If going bald drives you to suicide, then you obviously need professional help. But you're insinuating that somewhere deep down, every lad who has hair loss wants to off himself. Which is patently false, and it's an overly extreme argument which helps in no way.

I went to see a dermatologist for my little bit of hair loss, who was completely bald, and he told me he accepted it a long time ago, and that even if I became like him, which he assured me wasn't likely in the near future, it would not make me less of the person that I am.
>> No. 70618 Moralfag
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:24 pm
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>>70617

I'm not doing either of the things you're suggesting.

What I'm doing, or was doing, was replying to someone who claimed that hair loss is awful for women, a deeply rooted psychological trauma, but sort of fine for men, something they just have to get over. Every response to that has really just proved my point further - I'm apparently invoking the manosphere for suggesting that men might have just as many hangups about their appearance as women? Howay lads.
>> No. 70619 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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>>70617

Why didn't Will tell Jada that being upset about her hair meant she needed help? He should have strode up to Chris Rock and asked him for a nunber for a good therapist. It's her problem to sort out.
>> No. 70620 Crabkiller
29th March 2022
Tuesday 12:36 pm
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>>70618

>THAT HAIR LOSS IS AWFUL FOR WOMEN, A DEEPLY ROOTED PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA, BUT SORT OF FINE FOR MEN, SOMETHING THEY JUST HAVE TO GET OVER

Women are bombarded with messages and expectations about their physical appearance every day, in a way that men simply cannot fathom. Quite the contrary, as there are many positive male role models who are balding, or completely bald, e.g. ARE William, or Jason Statham, Bruce Willis or even Patrick Stewart.

Male hair loss isn't just something you are told to accept - it *is* accepted. No man gets a funny look on a train for a thinning head of hair. But a balding woman gets those looks everywhere she goes.

I'm the lad who just said he doesn't subscribe to feminism as such. But if you've spent any time with women at all, then you should have come to similar realisations.
>> No. 70621 Are Moaty
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:10 pm
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>>70614
That's simply not true. Telling someone to pull themselves together and not focus on superficial issues is exactly the sentiment shared by the dermatologist in >>70617, they just dressed it up nicer because they're acting in a professional capacity, whereas you're on /IQ/ on .gs, so the tone will differ despite the sentiment remaining the same; positive and supportive of internal validation.

The sentiment is the exact same, but fuck me...

>YOU'LL NEVER GET IT, BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO SEE MEN IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN THE TRADITIONAL.

That's bollocks, they could easily already get it but just be communicating differently to how you would communicate the same information/sentiment, but the actual problem here is that you will never understand them as long as you continue to lack empathy, otherwise you would make an effort to see things from their perspective and not pigeonhole them so you can make a vapid grandstand. Moron.
>> No. 70622 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:44 pm
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Jada Pinkett Smith's alopecia isn't like my hair falling out, and I can assure you it does upset me that I will never be permitted by nature to ever have a mullet no matter how badly I want one. It's really more like if my arms fell off and I needed to ask strangers to wipe my bum for me. Appearances are for women what competence is for men. Women don't like being unable to solve their own problems either, but it hurts us a lot more. And similarly, when a woman's hair falls out, that's like a worst nightmare come true. Remember that Gail Porter got alopecia and went from being hailed as one of the sexiest women in the country to being as fancied as Simon Weston. And she handled it amazingly well. You can't expect everyone to be as inspirational as her, and Jada Pinkett Smith undeniably is not.
>> No. 70623 Are Moaty
29th March 2022
Tuesday 1:45 pm
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>>70620

>Women are bombarded with messages and expectations about their physical appearance every day, in a way that men simply cannot fathom.

Bollocks. Men have exactly the same, you just don't notice it because you thoughtlessly conform to it. A lad with long hair will certainly get funny looks and snarky comments about it. Nevermind if he wants to paint his nails or put a bit of eyeliner on, people will shamelessly gawp and stare, and feel absolutely uninhibited to make remarks, in ways they are altogether less likely to at bald woman. unless he just happens to be at Whitby goth weekend, a bloke is definitely held to much more rigid expectations.

I haven't been following the rest of the cunt off but this particular line of argument doesn't hold up at all.
>> No. 70624 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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I think we can all agree that Jada and Will calling their offspring Jaden and Willow is proof that the Smiths are cunts, regardless of their balding heads and half hearted attacks on aging comedians.
>> No. 70625 Paedofag
29th March 2022
Tuesday 4:34 pm
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>>70620

>NO MAN GETS A FUNNY LOOK ON A TRAIN FOR A THINNING HEAD OF HAIR

But they get the piss taken out of them.
>> No. 70626 Ambulancelad
29th March 2022
Tuesday 6:02 pm
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What's been absent from this cunt off is a proper class analysis of why a lover quarrel between two old and impossibly rich black men has us so transfixed, especially one that exists solely for rich creatives to wank each other off.

Is this the most pressing issue of the day? How can we talk about either of them being right when they're both rich pricks whose job is precisely to prop up the status quo with propaganda?
>> No. 70627 YubYub
29th March 2022
Tuesday 7:27 pm
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>>70626

We're just enjoying a news story that isn't completely depressing.
>> No. 70628 Are Moaty
29th March 2022
Tuesday 7:55 pm
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Wouldn't it be nice if we treated all jokes about physical characteristics as potentially offensive, and physical violence as a response to a potentially offensive joke as equally unacceptable.

Also eat the rich
>> No. 70629 Ambulancelad
29th March 2022
Tuesday 9:10 pm
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>>70626
But there's a valid identity politics angle to this story for once, with analysis of the differences between black culture and white culture. Why didn't Chris Rock hit Will Smith back? There are clearly moments where Chris Rock shows a level of interpersonal understanding that many white celebrities might not show.

By the way, Chris Rock has said that black actors should never do drag for comedy purposes. It's part of white society's innate desire to emasculate black men to stop them from feeling as threatening. It is offensive pandering to him, almost similar to the old-fashioned cakewalks. Now let's all watch this video from very early in Chris Rock's career.

>> No. 70630 Are Moaty
30th March 2022
Wednesday 11:13 am
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>>70629

>BUT THERE'S A VALID IDENTITY POLITICS ANGLE TO THIS STORY FOR ONCE

You can find identity politics in a tin of dog food if you really put your mind to it.
>> No. 70631 Auntiefucker
30th March 2022
Wednesday 12:23 pm
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>>70630
Top result for "woke dog food".
>> No. 70632 Paedofag
30th March 2022
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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>>70631
>the usual meaty chunks
>> No. 70633 YubYub
30th March 2022
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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>>70631

Both dogs and cats are obligate carnivores. I'm not sure how you can prevent malnutrition with vegan cat or dog food, but you are really not doing your pet a favour. It's just to feed your own selfish self importance as a smug cunt who isn't content just preaching veganism to all your friends, if you have any.
>> No. 70634 R4GE
30th March 2022
Wednesday 9:02 pm
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>>70633

Pretty much straight up animal cruelty, and one of the most bizarrely ideologically inconsistent things about any of these insuffereable modern day moral yuppies.

the thing is if you're a vegan, a position that is largely held out of an absolutist committment to preventing animal suffering, surely you should be self aware enough to realise that keeping a pet (in the modern world where you are presumably out at work at least 8 hours a day) is essentially the same thing as owning a slave. they are a permanent hostage without even the freedom to control their own shitting and pissing habits, who serve only our interests, and they usually get their bollocks cut off for the privilege. in a lot of ways that's a far more inhumane way of life than, say, a free range chicken. yeah, the chicken gets killed in the end, but at least it didn't have to live as a mind-broken sentient cuddle toy under complete subordination to some neurotic vegetable nazi.

I hope the lad who hates the term "the shipping forecast" is around here tonight, because this is one of those cases that's absolutely what it is.

As one of the local furrylads I do feel particularly strongly about animal rights. but at the same time it serves the canis genus right for being such massive pussy bitch gay boys, unlike the eternally implacable and indomitable chad vulpes genus
>> No. 70635 Crabkiller
30th March 2022
Wednesday 9:15 pm
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>>70634
>the thing is if you're a vegan... surely you should be self aware enough to realise that keeping a pet ... is essentially the same thing as owning a slave

Plenty of vegans who agree with that and find it abhorrent.
>> No. 70636 Anonymous
30th March 2022
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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>>70635
Every vegan/vegetarian I know owns at least one cat or dog.
>> No. 70637 Crabkiller
30th March 2022
Wednesday 9:20 pm
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>>70636
and?
>> No. 70638 Paedofag
31st March 2022
Thursday 10:55 am
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>>70635

But we're not talking about those ones are we, we're talking about the ones who both have a pet and see fit to force into a vegan diet.
>> No. 70639 YubYub
31st March 2022
Thursday 10:59 am
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>>70638

The person I was responding to was talking about vegans in general. See where he said
>the thing is if you're a vegan
and didn't say
>the thing is if you're a vegan who owns a pet
?
>> No. 70641 Anonymous
31st March 2022
Thursday 1:46 pm
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>>70639

Did he have to, considering the context? No, he didn't.

I could be equally as ridiculous as you and parse the post to mean all vegans buy vegan food for pets they may not even own, but that would be retarded.

Stop being retarded. Retard
>> No. 70642 Samefag
31st March 2022
Thursday 4:08 pm
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>>70641

Conversations change and move on, like you should.
>> No. 70643 Samefag
31st March 2022
Thursday 4:44 pm
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What're you're thoughts on this, then? Evidence is dubious at best, but who'd lie about something like this?
>> No. 70644 Moralfag
31st March 2022
Thursday 4:54 pm
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>>70643
>Who'd lie about something like this?
Anyone in any comments section anywhere on the internet.
>> No. 70645 Anonymous
31st March 2022
Thursday 5:14 pm
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>>70643

Total coincidence. Ritlecitinib is also undergoing trials for ulcerative colitis, rheumatoid arthritis, Crohn's disease and vitiligo. It's one of a dozen similar immunomodulators being developed by Pfizer. It's just the usual suspects freaking out about VAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXERS.

https://cdn.pfizer.com/pfizercom/product-pipeline/Pipeline_Update_02FEB2021.pdf
>> No. 70646 Anonymous
31st March 2022
Thursday 6:14 pm
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>>70643

I can imagine 'doing security at the Oscars' is probably the most lucrative gig her husband gets, on a basic human level, it seems unlikely that either of them would blab about this, and if indeed it was a shady pharma marketing campaign, there'd be NDA's involved, so doubly unlikely.

Also, it's the USA. Drug companies hardly need stealthly subliminal marketing tricks, they simply just need to make a drug, say it costs $3000 a pill, and thats that.
>> No. 70651 YubYub
4th April 2022
Monday 1:19 pm
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>Kerry Katona has shared the surprising news that she has a secret friendship with Will Smith – and says she wishes he had pulled Chris Rock aside for a chat instead of slapping him at the Oscars.

>The 41-year-old former Atomic Kitten star says she has met 53-year-old Oscar winner Will many times on the showbiz circuit and that he was always ‘lovely’ to her. But now she finds herself disappointed in her showbiz pal after he smacked 57-year-old Chris square across the face at last months’ Oscars ceremony after taking offence to an ill-judged joke about his 50-year-old wife Jada Pinkett-Smith.

>Kerry says she wishes that Will had just had a cordial chat with Chris after he joked about Jada’s alopecia – and says she would never condone violence.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katonas-surprising-friendship-smith-26628339

We've officially scraped the bottom of the barrel.
>> No. 70652 Paedofag
4th April 2022
Monday 1:28 pm
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>>70651

>Kerry Katona has shared the surprising news that she has a secret friendship with Will Smith

>The 41-year-old former Atomic Kitten star says she has met 53-year-old Oscar winner Will many times on the showbiz circuit and that he was always ‘lovely’ to her


That hardly qualifies as a friendship of any description. Looks more like a former girl band singer's attempt to fight her own growing insignificance by resorting to A-list name dropping.
>> No. 70653 Moralfag
4th April 2022
Monday 1:43 pm
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>>70652
It's kerry katona. She'll use any excuse, no matter how tenuous, to try and generate a bit of publicity.
>> No. 70654 Paedofag
4th April 2022
Monday 1:44 pm
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>>70651
>But a string of upcoming projects have been cancelled at Netflix and Sony in light of Will’s controversial actions – with plans for Bad Boys 4 and a sequel to Bright cancelled.

The biggest shock of this interview is that Bright was getting a sequel.
>> No. 70655 Moralfag
4th April 2022
Monday 2:05 pm
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>>70654
Netflix have never seemed to me to know what to do with all the money they have.
>> No. 70656 R4GE
4th April 2022
Monday 3:25 pm
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>>70655
There's a South Park episode with that exact premise. Anyway, I think Kerry Katona has had such an appalling life at every stage apart from maybe getting rich from Atomic Kitten that there's every chance she might not really understand what friendship even is. She grew up so scrotey that eventhe Scouse children at her school probably didn't want to hang out with her , and once she became famous and people fancied her on a wide scale, everyone she met just wanted to either exploit her for money or tell all their friends they'd shagged Kerry Katona. It's possible that she's never had a friend who liked her for her more than Will Smith ever did.

Of course, being that much of a scrote could also mean she's a scheming bitch. I wouldn't know. But she never comes across as malicious on TV.
>> No. 70657 Crabkiller
4th April 2022
Monday 3:54 pm
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>>70656
The thing I've never got about Kerry Katona's fame is that she left Atomic Kitten right before they made it big. She dropped out during the recording of Whole again and was replaced with Jenny Frost. The songs they're actually known for - Whole again, covering Eternal Flame, covering The Tide is High, etc., are all post-Katona.
>> No. 70658 YubYub
4th April 2022
Monday 4:23 pm
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>>70657
She got her waps out for the papers.
>> No. 70659 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 5:45 pm
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>>70657

>The thing I've never got about Kerry Katona's fame is that she left Atomic Kitten right before they made it big.

It happens occasionally. Pete Best was replaced by Ringo Starr before The Beatles fully broke. Vince Clarke left Depeche Mode after their first album.

The difference being that at least in Vince Clarke's case, he made oodles of money with pleasant upbeat synthpop after he left and is still one of the most respected electronic musicians of that era.

And I digress, but it also made Depeche Mode take on their darker, existentialist, Industrial bent which made them such an influential 80s band. Music for the Masses would never have happened with Vince.


Don't mind me, I'm really all over the place today, I'm in bed with a cold and feeling like shite
>> No. 70660 Auntiefucker
4th April 2022
Monday 6:12 pm
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>>70659
Do you think Dave Gahan would be lovely to Kerry Katona? I bet he wouldn't. I bet he's a bastard. Once again proving that Will Smith is the nicest man on the planet.
>> No. 70661 Searchfag
4th April 2022
Monday 7:58 pm
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>>70660

Don't talk that way about ARE DAVE. He's lucky to be here at all, he was a walking drug experiment during his Jesus phase in the mid-90s and was clinically dead at least once. By his own words, he wanted to see just how much drugs a person could take. If you look at any pictures or footage of him with long hair and a beard, that was circa 1993-96, where he was at his worst.
>> No. 70662 Crabkiller
5th April 2022
Tuesday 12:01 am
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>>70661
You're not kidding. But I have seen pictures of Kerry Katona looking even rougher than this. I can't bring myself to feel anything other than pity for her.
>> No. 70666 Are Moaty
6th April 2022
Wednesday 5:44 am
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>>70658
Christ, she looks like she's about to sit her GCSEs. How was Page Three allowed to go on for so long?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77B1dCNnYc0
>> No. 70667 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 8:43 am
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>>70666
The age of consent wasn't taken as seriously in them days. Rita, Sue and Bob too was about a couple of schoolgirls sleeping with a married man.
>> No. 70668 R4GE
6th April 2022
Wednesday 11:06 am
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>>70667
It wasn't about the age of consent being taken seriously, we just had an influx of puritanical American influence in the past decade.

Even watching Shameless I found myself initially uncomfortable with Frank oggling Karen in season one, but then everyone on the show was fine with it so I decided I'd crack one out, and it was good.
>> No. 70669 Are Moaty
6th April 2022
Wednesday 11:35 am
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>>70666
It clearly says in the box that she's 20 which makes it wrong but only in the eyes of God and the local community. I made sure I was well protected from your diddly accusations, Herr. General.
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