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>> No. 70525 Searchfag
5th March 2022
Saturday 11:11 pm
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>sensitive artist
>lived a bohemian lifestyle in his early years
>thought the Herrenrasse was located in countries with handsome men and ugly women
>encouraged breeding programmes to produce beautiful male Aryan specimens
>outstanding fashion sensibilites and sense of pageantry
>known to have had very limited associations with women aside from his beard Eva Braun
>associated with Ernst Rohm (known turbo-poof) and his homosexual circle of Nazis

Was Hitler a closeted bumder?
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>> No. 70526 Billbob
5th March 2022
Saturday 11:34 pm
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>>70525
He sent the gays to the camp because they were competing with him for trade.
>> No. 70527 Samefag
6th March 2022
Sunday 12:08 am
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I did have audible mirth at "known turbo-poof"
>> No. 70528 Are Moaty
6th March 2022
Sunday 12:38 am
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>outstanding fashion sensibilites and sense of pageantry
>known to have had very limited associations with women

So... he was the Freddie Mercury of fascism?
>> No. 70529 R4GE
6th March 2022
Sunday 1:31 am
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>IN COUNTRIES WITH HANDSOME MEN AND UGLY WOMEN
Hanging out with ugly women is normally a sign of heterosexuality. Secret gays usually don't understand what it means to be genuinely attracted to a woman, so they insist on only being seen with supermodel women to throw everyone off the scent.
>> No. 70530 Are Moaty
6th March 2022
Sunday 7:13 am
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>>70529
That's why your missus looks like plug, innit. Cus you're so macho.
>> No. 70531 Ambulancelad
6th March 2022
Sunday 11:18 am
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>>70530


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIqEKB_J6hI
>> No. 70532 Crabkiller
6th March 2022
Sunday 1:41 pm
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>>70531
Scott the Woz?
>> No. 70533 R4GE
6th March 2022
Sunday 4:20 pm
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>>70531
She's a bit of a butterface to be honest.
>> No. 70534 Crabkiller
6th March 2022
Sunday 5:45 pm
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>>70533

He has a permanently pained expression. Existential angst or crushed pelvis?
>> No. 70535 Are Moaty
6th March 2022
Sunday 8:41 pm
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>>70534

The mechanics of sex between the two of them are kind of an unsettling thought.
>> No. 70536 Searchfag
6th March 2022
Sunday 9:36 pm
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>>70535

I have some instructional materials you can consult, if you like.
>> No. 70537 Ambulancelad
7th March 2022
Monday 4:57 pm
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>>70536
Please do share.
>> No. 70538 Samefag
7th March 2022
Monday 4:59 pm
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>>70535
My last gf was about 30 stone while I was about 11-12 stone, doggy gives good access to holes no matter how big the belly is.
>> No. 70539 Crabkiller
7th March 2022
Monday 5:10 pm
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>>70538
Laaad.
>> No. 70540 Searchfag
7th March 2022
Monday 5:42 pm
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>>70539

Calls to mind the old joke - your mum girlfriend is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was ending.
>> No. 70541 Are Moaty
8th March 2022
Tuesday 9:17 am
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How was Hitler a "sensitive artist"? He was completely without compassion for anyone. He once sent a member of his bodyguard to the Eastern Front just for making a pretty good joke
>On 18 July 1944, during a strategy conference in the Wolfsschanze, a fly began buzzing around the room, allegedly landing on Hitler's shoulder and on the surface of a map several times. Irritated, Hitler ordered Darges to dispatch the nuisance. Darges suggested that, as it was an airborne pest, the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant, Nicolaus von Below. Hitler took Darges aside, dismissed him on the spot and had him transferred to the Eastern Front.

He was also responsible, though not solely, for the extermination of between 11 and 17 million human beings and kickstarting what would become the biggest and bloodiest war in human history. A deeply heterosexual man imo, gay men aren't capable of this level of severity, it's impossible when you live your life within such easy reach of a blowjob. I wonder what happened to that fly...
>> No. 70542 Are Moaty
8th March 2022
Tuesday 9:55 am
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>>70541

>He was also responsible, though not solely, for the extermination of between 11 and 17 million human beings and kickstarting what would become the biggest and bloodiest war in human history

Well done, you. You could probably go back and pass your history GCSE with that.


>gay men aren't capable of this level of severity, it's impossible when you live your life within such easy reach of a blowjob

There are plenty of conflicted closet gays though who are firmly on the cunt side. FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a closet poof, and he was one of the most ruthless quasi-fascist reactionaries in 1950s to 1960s America. He may not have been involved in any genocide, but he was a confirmed racist who made life very difficult for the civil rights movement, and he fought the counterculture movement with plenty of illegal measures. He was instrumental in the government's COINTELPRO programme which sought to infiltrate any and all political movements that were threatening the status quo. Also, he was an infamous homophobe, who also went after anybody who publicly speculated about his own sexuality.


In summary, they should've just accepted Hitler at that art school. What's an art school's tarnished reputation for admitting one student with patchy talent against 60 million people dead at the hands of a failed artist with a grudge. WWII wouldn't have happened, and Adolf Hitler would have been remembered as a little-known painter who had loads of kooky ideas about Jews and the Master Race.
>> No. 70543 Auntiefucker
8th March 2022
Tuesday 1:31 pm
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CAPTAIN KAAAAAAAAAY

WOOH
>> No. 70544 Are Moaty
8th March 2022
Tuesday 3:20 pm
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>>70539
Do people who aren't fat fall down stairs silently?
>> No. 70545 R4GE
8th March 2022
Tuesday 3:27 pm
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>>70542
>Well done, you. You could probably go back and pass your history GCSE with that.
I simply found it funny that I had chosen an anecdote about Hitler losing his rag because of a fly before bringing up the largest genocide in human history, you po-faced sod.

Hoover's different anyway, he was afforded too much power for too long a time and that's what made him go insane. He wasn't so bad when he was catching bootleggers and interstate gangs.
>> No. 70546 Ambulancelad
8th March 2022
Tuesday 3:28 pm
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*European history, don't get on my case about that. Fuck sake.
>> No. 70547 Anonymous
8th March 2022
Tuesday 6:31 pm
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>>70545

https://youtu.be/xggQqUyLrCM?t=157

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