No. 70844Samefag 26th April 2022 Tuesday 8:38 am70844Baked Bean Fanatic Thinks His Small Penis Is Hurting His Love Life
> Captain Beany, the UK’s greatest and most eccentric baked bean fanatic, is looking for love. Lately, however, both his obsession and below-average penis have made it difficult.
> But for the superhero formerly known as Barry Kirk, now officially Captain Beany, they’re his lifeblood, practically a religion at this point. However, in his quest for a partner, not everyone is quite so full of beans.
I don't think it's the size of his winky, more his obsession with Baked Beans that might be holding him back.