For what it's worth, some people seem to like the smell of arse.

>>70948
Why are these women getting excited by their brother/father's cologne. I don't get turned on by my mum's perfume.

>>70949
You're gay. Riddle solved.

>>70948

Everyone loves Bartolo Colon.

here's a funny cat picture i found

I don't see why I, an embittered and miserable bachelor, am posting assistance to help the rest of you fucking pussy-patrollers get laid yet again. Perhaps I should only post bad images from now on.

>>70971

That's the thing lad, the worse they are the more birds like them. It's like dad jokes, but memes. Dad memes.

What is this shite?

>>70975

Read the OP.

Refer to dogs as 'doggos' or 'puppers', that always goes down a treat with basic bitches.

>>70977
chronic masturbator boy here again. If you do that, I hope they give you monkeypox. Even I have standards.

The bane of social anxiety.

>>70979
And you'll stay chaste with those kind of standards.

>>70982

https://www.marriage.com/advice/relationship/signs-you-might-be-single-forever/

A bit gynocentric, that website, but the article raises a few fair points.

>>70982

A reverse search shows that image exclusively on ifunny, funnyjunk, kiwifarms and /pol.

>>70972>>70982
hmmm

>>70984
It's from Tumblr, if you'd spent a few more seconds in detective mode you'd see the ifunny catches the top of a post.

>>70983
I think I did recommend Logan Ury's book a couple months back that actually addresses that first point about being a maximiser. Why can neither of you two do as your told?

>>70983

i think i wuold like to be single forever, honestly, but women just can't get enough of my cock.

no sooner have i set up a date with the mexican girl, the czech one is back on the radar now asking me to come stay over the jubilee weekend. i was hoping to go for a nice walk in the peak district on my own but instead i'll probably be off my tits on md rutting her like a rabid fox humping a dead badger.

i had started to consider posh english girl from a while back a cold case, but she started sending me photos of the sunset out of nowhere and is coming back soon. i was just going to settle in and catch up on the films i've missed, but instead i'm going to have to swot up on bronte and austen to figure out how I make her flaps soggy.

it's all so distracting, how do i learn to be an chronic masturbator?

>>70987

Standards are relative and are really only an impediment if you are trying to punch above your weight. Lads who try and fail are often entirely oblivious to the fact that women have standards too, as well they should, and that they're not just going to go for a git like you who doesn't measure up, just because you fancy them.

I don't normally like the phrase that much that women owe you nothing, but in this case, well, they really do not.

And if as a lad you don't like your lot in life, then it's up to you to change and become a more attractive person (within your possibilities).

I had an idea. I would go through Facebook and pick my favourite "Suggested for You" filler shite, because this will surely be the perfect image for this thread.

It might not have been.

>>70992
Heil allow it.

>>70992
I was buying some Puma trainers a couple of weeks ago and looking into the story behind their "Rudolph Kessler tribute" shoes was very interesting.

>>70977
It's also seemingly vitally important to regularly announce that you have lots of unread books, but will - gasp! - buy more books anyway. Yes, that's the whole joke, every time.

>>70995
I have lots of unread books and have stopped buying books. I hope you enjoyed my fresh twist on the formula.

>>70995>>70996
I for one, do not own a Kindle.

>>70997
>>70997
I've owned 2 or 3 kindles, but sold them every time because I never use them and can't abide all the Amazon advertising that they forcefeed you.

I treat myself to a ReMarkable tablet for taking notes at work, and find that it handles PDFs better than any Kindle, not least because it's substantially bigger. Now it has support for all the major cloud providers, so I just yank PDFs from my online storage and read from there.

That said, I am still amassing physical books even though I've got absolutely loads that I haven't read, what am I like?

>>70994

It's a weird one - Rudolf and Adolf Dassler were both fairly keen Nazis, but they also sponsored Jesse Owens and Tommie Smith.

>>70999

Or look at Hugo Boss. He joined the NSDAP quite early on and his company made the bulk of all Nazi uniforms.

>>70998
The kindle app for iPad doesn't have ads, because they aren't allowed to sell kindle books on there.

>>71000

Hugo Boss was a straightforward Nazi, but the Dassler brothers were Nazis who played a supporting role in the black power movement. Maybe they just didn't give a toss as long as they could flog trainers.

>>70999
>Rudolf and Adolf Dassler were both fairly keen Nazis, but they also sponsored Jesse Owens and Tommie Smith.
People who sponsor race horses probably don't overlap much with people who want horses to have human rights.

>>71002

>BUT THE DASSLER BROTHERS WERE NAZIS WHO PLAYED A SUPPORTING ROLE IN THE BLACK POWER MOVEMENT.

Bit akin to having that one token black friend.

>>71002
Hitler gave Jesse Ownes a congratulatory Nazi wave after he won his medals, which is far more recongition than he got from his own president. Owens also said that he got the greatest ovations of his career in Berlin.

A lot of Nazis seemed to be down with the brown. "Real recognise real" as the saying goes.

>>70998
Pay an extra tenner and the advertising goes away.

Interested you have a Remarkable though - I like the look of those very much. Has it been as good as they look?

This was "Suggested for you" by a Facebook group called The Vintage News. I mention this purely so I will know why if I get recommended thousands more posts from that group now.

>>71016

It's no wonder facebook is losing members.

In the younger generation, it's generally avoided nowadays because it's "full of mums and paedos".

>>71017
I don't think that's a new thing. My girlfriend worked in a school about 8/9 years ago and even then it was only the low ability kids who used it.

>>71017
>>71018

Facebook is weird in that I think everyone has it, but most people don't use it. It has the legacy advantage of the bygone time where it was THE social media, between about 2008-2012ish, but nowadays everyone uses Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or TikTok. I have a Facebook but I don't have any of those others.

It's also interesting in terms of how people do use it, if they do- I've got like 120 "friends" on there, but if I scroll through it I only see a dozen or so people actually posting. The people who do use it use it constantly, everyone else just passively comments every so often, or trolls on groups. The people who do post only post memes or pictures of their new vinyls or something like that, the whole "post pictures and statuses of what you're up to each day" way of using it has dropped entirely out of fashion.

I feel like people are highly alienated nowadays because we all figured out that social media is dogshit, but by the time we realised, the damage was already done, and we never went back to the old way of doing things.

>>71020

I stopped using facebook when it started becoming a mere money making machine for Zuckerberg. And it became more true every day that if the product is free, then you are the product. As the saying goes.

>>71021

i stopped using it when i realised it was shit which was about 4 days after i signed up

>>71022

It always was shit, but what could you do when 80 percent of your circle of friends were using it for almost everything.

>>71023
In my first year of uni (2010), my hallsmates (is that even a word?) made me one because I didn't have it, and I had to assume ownership because everyone would think I was a gay pedo or something if I didn't.

I deleted it about a year later, and ever since I've had nothing. I have a close core group of friends but always wonder if I'd have more right now if I had kept up with it all.

>>71020
It's very useful for organising events and generally keeping in touch with people that life puts distance between, which if we're being charitable does make it a very good tool as you get older.

I bet the young people these days will have a worse time as they get older. You can't organise a piss-up with a mate from your university days using a tik-tok dance and I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys doing audio/video-notes rather than typing over text despite that apparently being all the rage with the 20-somethings these days.

>>71028
>You can't organise a piss-up with a mate from your university days using a tik-tok dance
Bees can.

Saw this and thought of you two x

>>71184
How indeed are you supposed to build a pyramid while someone's giving you head?

>>71185
Your mum can't stop me.

>>71219

it's fine m8, the tech companies are all going bust in the upcoming great depression 2: revengeace anyway.

mark zuckerberg is gonna be mark flip-a-burg before long

lol

>>71222
I would welcome Mark Zuckerberg becoming Marx Uckerberg as much as the next man, but high streets will die long before people stop inventing phone apps to privatise and monopolise basic social interactions.

>>70947

There is university called Keck in America. https://keck.usc.edu/

Remember when Kek was a popular phrase?

I recently insisted on sending the "In the Deer 2nite" video to two different women on a night out, and I even asked them afterwards to make sure they'd watched it. They both said they liked it and had not seen it before.

I am now going to send one of them the 10-minute "Amazing Robocop Rap", another favourite YouTube video of mine. If she admits to hating it, that will prove that In the Deer 2nite is a winner. If she claims to enjoy it, then I don't know, because maybe she's just being polite but also maybe she has outstanding taste in YouTube videos.

>>71226

>I am now going to send one of them the 10-minute "Amazing Robocop Rap", another favourite YouTube video of mine

Why didn't I think of this? that tune is a straight banger. you're certain to sort the wheat from the chaff this way.

>>71227
She didn't like it.

>>71233

Fuck her then, she has shit taste.

>>71950

Seems legit.

Absolutely love this.

Perfect timing.

>I'm a normal human being

>>72009

I'm not sure she needs a new location.

>>72065

I'm sorry

>>72065

This has ruined my day.

>>72068
If only they showed me them titties.

Seems a bit extreme for Prince William to put his kids out on the streets.

And:

This thread is making /iq/ look bad.

cute

RECENTLY THE INTERNET GOT ME INTO WATCHING YEAR HARE AFFAIR. A CHINESE COMEDY WEB SERIES WITH NATIONAL CHARACTERS.

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE NICE TO WATCH, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CHINIESE MAINLAND BUT I'VE LEARNT A LOT ABOUT THE CHINA-US HONEYMOON PERIOD IN THE 80S.The Americans seem to have gotten lost in the idea that it's hostile propaganda which it certainly can be but not more than anything they come out with.

>>72162
I THOUGHT IT MYSELF ABOUT WHAT IF HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN MIGHT WANT THE SAME THING BLOKES SEEM TO WANT IN REVERSE; A MIX OF A DADDY AND AN IMMATURE BOY. THEN I REALISED THAT I WASTE A LOT OF MENTAL BANDWIDTH ON STUPID QUESTIONS.

>>72165
>>72166
I've never seen a double post with a 15 minute gap between them before.

This AI image generation is alright for a laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217FSRW3vSg

>>72311
Funny how Greggs is a place everyone knows, as though he's your mate or something. I've never known the cunt - what's his place like? Fatties, poor hygene and sausage rolls?

>>72312
It's a bakery. If you someone to explain what a bakery is you're in no position to start acting all superior.

>>72312
So many middle class posers started claiming to be his mate once it became a meme, it disgusts me

>>72313
And Weatherspoons is a pub but it's a certain type of pub, isn't it?

I fucking knew it. I've never been able to find evidence (maybe never tried), but here it is in black and white and the other colours: Greggs used to be called Braggs. At least it did in that same part of the UK where we call our mothers mom.

Apparently this Greggs in Elephant & Castle hadn't been rebranded even by 2019.

One more...

>>72316
How deep does the rabbit hole go, lads?

>>72320
Celebrating the media career of Rolf Harris is pretty shameful and you should feel shame.

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

>>72318
>The paint job on the bus
>No enrichment
Take me back to 1995...

I like how your terrible septuple-post was posted under seven different names. That's really nice.