>>71837 I believe it's when you lick an anus while reaching round to the front and masturbating the penis at the same time. The action is similar to playing a trombone.
I'd love to have a lass do it to me to be fair, it sounds quite pleasant, but like with any sex act renowned for its daft name you just know it's barely even worth asking.
I'll go with Cheap charlie. Unfortunately I was born with the disability of being a square so it's hard for me to score even at the best of times.
If I want a ladyboy I'll just go to a ladyboy bar.
>>71842 >BUT LIKE WITH ANY SEX ACT RENOWNED FOR ITS DAFT NAME YOU JUST KNOW IT'S BARELY EVEN WORTH ASKING.
You've got to start by tossing her salad first. A lot of birds are difficult but this is one of those things where if you can convince her to let you slip your tongue into her arse she'll not want you to stop.
Nah, my lass always giggles and pushes me away whenever I've gone for her rimpeice. She's not completely against bum fun, but she is a bit OCD for hygeine and such, so anything with the potential of unsavoury smells or tastes is a no for her, and it freaks her out a bit (in terms of self consciousness) when I do it, or if I try to go down on her when she hasn't had a shower, or whatever.
she'll use toys on me and sometimes puts a bit of a finger in when she's sucking me off. She lets me slip a finger in hers sometimes during the heat of a good shag, and she recently offered me the right to shag her arse as a motivation to get over my dental phobia and get my teeth looked at, but I very much doubt she'll ever fancy the idea of putting her tongue in my arsehole.
I have only done rimming once, on my first date with morbidly obese ex. She was black so had a massive arse, like double Lizzo, and my head was totally encapsulated between her cheeks while I stuck my tongue up her arse. It tasted more like shit than expected, and she refused to kiss me afterwards, but it was nice.
I wouldn't want to be rimmed myself as I am self conscious about my body.
>>71846 I've rimmed my girlfriend a few times and it's never tasted like shit. It's warm and fleshy, kind of like sticking your tongue in a mouth but firmer. If it tasted like shit then that means she isn't wiping her arse properly.
>>71846 >>71847 I like how we're all givers here. If there's one sexual hang-up my past partners would complain about it's that I'm not selfish enough in the bedroom and just get off on getting them off even if I'm very dominant in role.
