I'll bet any money that behind the scenes, Philip Schofield is a wimpy softy and Hollie Willoughby has been bullying him and calling him Feel-Up Schofield. Or Fannylip Schofield. Or Philip Schofailed. Or Faglip Schodomite. I bet she had a different nickname for him every day of the week, the heartless bitch.
Apparently he conned the lad into thinking he was gonna be a big shot on the telly, when he ended up with a job as a runner while getting shagged up the arse by schofes.
Of course that's one side of the story isn't it. The other side could well be that Are Schofes thought the lad had talent and earnestly tried to get him a big-shot job, but in the end the lad was shit, and out of bitterness he's tried to drag are chofes down with him.
Frankly I don't give the slightest fuck and I only know this because I had too much time on my hands at work and I daren't read anything but the msn homepage in case I.T. grass me up.
>>71998 I think it was Schofield saying he'd get him a foot in the door to get into the industry rather than saying he'd make him into a star.
The thing is I don't get why you've got to groom them anyway. They'll fuck you because you're famous anyway. Adam Johnson got done for grooming because he was showering that year 10 lass with football shirts and things like that when it was completely unnecessary because she'd have slept with him for being a Premier league footballer anyway.
>He’s less philosophical about comedian Louis CK – who was revealed by the New York Times to have masturbated in front of several women – and he gets me to turn off my tape recorder to say how appalled he is at another big-name comedian who faces accusations not yet public. A few comedians turn out to have problems with women, I suggest.
>>72011 I would assume there are several. John Bishop might be one. He doesn't come across as someone who got into comedy by mistake by virtue of being a gimpy manchild, like all the Cambridge Footlights ones, and in fact he got into comedy after leaving behind a well-paying corporate job, for some reason. I also haven't seen him on TV for a while.
However, I also have full faith in you lot to already know who it is, and neither of you have ever suggested John Bishop (or Kevin Bridges) so maybe it's not him.
>>72012 Katherine Ryan has said before it's an open secret there's a sexual predator on the comedy circuit. The two names that get most frequently bandied about are Russell brand and David Walliams.
>>72011 There's definitely more than one. I used to listen to a podcast called All Killer No Filler and while it wasostensibly about murder, the hosts Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean were constantly bleeping names of comedians who were of this type. I assume they still are, but I've not listened for ages so the only story I recall off the top of my head is a comic who jizz on his girlfriend and then they'd go out while she had jizz on her. All consensual, just weird, but there was worse stuff, I'm sure.
I say weird, I got hard thinking about it when I first heard it.
Russell Brand hasn't been on the circuit for years now, as he seems to have pivoted into being a conspiracy theorist/cult leader. Walliams is definitely a sex case, but I very much doubt he's even close to being one of the worst offenders. Stephen K Amos' career hasn't really recovered after what happened with that lad.
>a comic who jizz on his girlfriend and then they'd go out while she had jizz on her. All consensual, just weird
So that's just lasses being nasty gossips about the lives of people that's nothing of their business, then, isn't it. not actually of any relevance to sex pests in the comedy world.
Which honestly is part of what makes it hard to take seriously whenever I hear a lot of rumours like this. while it's supposedly sexist nowadays to say this instead of unquestionably taking it as fact, a lot of the time it's just that. totally unfounded gossip, often bandied around alongside a bunch of other horseshit gossip. and as much as gossip can be entertaining, you have to keep in mind that it is just gossip; trouble with women is they immediately treat gossip as gospel.
we've already seen it happen where women have come out of perfectly consensual kink relationships, and then gone on to retroactively accuse the partner of all that consensual kinky stuff actually being abuse. I was even talking to a bird on a kink dating app once, who outright said her previous long-term partner was abusive, and gave it a lot of that fourth/fith wave fisherperson Sea Shepherd Conservation Society talk, while she was looking for a relationship featuring a "total power exchange" dom/sub dynamic with basically every feature of an abusive partner as her "kink". how is a society or justice system possibly supposed to sort real accusations from the chaff if people are willing to deceive themselves like that.
David Walliams is just too obvious though isn't he, gangly wierdo has always given off ted bundy vibes hasn't he. but then I guess that was also true of savile and everyone thought he was some sort of national treasure until it came out.
I don't like micheal macintyre so i'm going to say it's definitely him. i bet he's the sort who's dead nice and overly polite to everyone publicly, but in private immediately turns into bojack horseman's dad.
>>72016 >So that's just lasses being nasty gossips about the lives of people that's nothing of their business
No, it's just daft gossip, you fucking negative Nancy. Also if you'd managed to strain your miniscule intellect enough to read the following sentence you'd notice I made explicite reference to "worse stuff" than that, you fucking cretin. Don't whinge to me because you don't understand the concept of consent after ten fucking years of it being discussed, at length, over and over.
>>72016 I considered Michael McIntyre but I ruled him out because I can ascribe his fame to something else. Namely, he can't have become a comedian because he wanted to molest women, because he actually became a comedian because his dad was Kenny Everett's agent and he was pretty much raised from birth to be a mainstream BBC comedian. It just feels unlikely that he would then also like to eat severed clitorises or whatever.
i'd argue that makes it more likely. he's not a comedian because he likes or cares about it, he's just been groomed into it all his life by the rigid expectations of upper-middle class luxury social tyranny. Nobody who comes from that kind of background comes out right, but he hasn't rebelled and years as a problematic tabloid drug and booze hound or anything like that, he looks entirely well adjust and normal. except that he can't be.
i doubt comedian is exactly the field anyone is drawn to for the purpose of being a sex pest, anyway. that makes no sense. if you want to be a sex rapist and exploit your job to do it, you'd just be a copper.
>>72015 Yeah Brand is just an out and out loony who only makes youtube videos now, it's unlikely to be him because there are few people with any reason to keep covering for him.
On the other hand if Walliams got outed tomorrow then the one two punch of him and Schofield might actually be enough to kill ITV
The other thing is with brand, it was his whole persona for years. like, you can't really be a sex pest wrong 'un if you're well known as a horny bugger, half your actual act is being a horny bugger, and you're always being tutted at in the papers for being a horny bugger.
it sounds like he was always getting enough legitimate sex to not need pirate sex.
I'm pretty confident that I've heard multiple comics say how nice Michael McIntyre is. Whilst that's not cast iron proof he's harmless, it's not the kind of thing you'd hear if he was the open-secret-predator, along with the fact that his whole schtick would be an easy attack vector if everyone did privately hate him.
>>72022 >IT'S OBVIOUSLY KATHERINE RYAN AND SARA PASCOE. They run a sex mafia-type thing with Sarah Millican as the boss.
Both hands on th keyboard, please, sir.
First schofield had to leave itv because of all the diddling, now gregg Wallace has had to leave inside the factory because the fat women working at nestle didn't like him making fat jokes about them. Where will it end?
Has the whole world gone mad? Schofield had an inappropriate relationship with a younger work colleague - it was an abuse of his position and it's right he faces consequences. But why the fuck is he being compared to Jimmy Savile? There's no evidence for this sordid picture that's being painted.
>>72045 People don't believe the full truth has been revealed so they're going on whatever Internet rumours have been circulating for years now. They're smelling blood.
We know that schofield knew him from when he was a child. We know that several people who worked on this morning such as Ruth langsford and Dr Ranj were moved on from the show when they complained about what they saw as schofield abusing his position, which is why eamonn holmes is completely sticking the boot in now. We know that when the relationship ended itv paid off the young lad and shifted him on to loose women. We know that schofield lied about the relationship when questioned about it.
I don't even know why i know so much about it. I'm not actively going after this information.