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>> No. 72345 YubYub
23rd April 2024
Tuesday 3:01 pm
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Looking through that Belle Delphines recent content, turns out she's blagging a 'replica' sexdoll to her patrons in a silent auction. Here's me laughing my arse off that she's actually got this item in her house, only to fall silent and confused that it's delivered in a fucking coffin.
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>> No. 72346 R4GE
23rd April 2024
Tuesday 5:04 pm
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Evidently, a lot to unpack here.

Can't be arsed.
>> No. 72348 Paedofag
24th April 2024
Wednesday 7:34 am
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Never wanked to her or followed or much. For a long time all I knew was the bath water and all the ahegao faces. She did an interview on Cold Ones and came across really well, marvellous sense of humour. If she can make money rinsing autistic simps, fair play to her.
>> No. 72349 R4GE
24th April 2024
Wednesday 10:10 am
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>>72348

She's clearly an incredibly savvy marketer.
>> No. 72351 R4GE
24th April 2024
Wednesday 10:43 am
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>ONLY TO FALL SILENT AND CONFUSED THAT IT'S DELIVERED IN A FUCKING COFFIN

That's how she makes her money though. She's not so much a pornstar as a performance artist that's stumbled on the intersection between porn and memes and used it to get what she wanted (a lot of money). I wouldn't be surprised if she story boarded this, connecting sex-dolls with corpses because on a subconscious level all the attributes of a perfect sex-doll would describe a warm corpse.

Anyway to make this an even more trite observation; in a world of chronically online people where all we do from birth is consume on an increasing fried attention span with little connection to objective reality then the way you make a fortune is with attention. She's had more than her fair share of it and now she's fabulously wealthy at 24 while you have to go to work everyday for a wanker you'd love to tell to fuck off only you also need to pay the bills and everyone will hate you if you become unemployed.
>> No. 72352 Are Moaty
24th April 2024
Wednesday 10:56 am
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>>72351

The shipping crate that a sex doll arrives in does look remarkably like a cheap coffin, only with polystyrene packing instead of a satin lining. Or so I'm told.
>> No. 72353 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 9:44 pm
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Didn't we discuss this a couple of years ago? Something about how terrible it must be to throw out a sex doll, being that'd you'd likely have to dismember and dump it somewhere noone is going to stumble across?
>> No. 72354 Samefag
24th April 2024
Wednesday 9:53 pm
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>>72346
>Evidently, a lot to unpack here.
Not really. Just the doll and the underwear, but the looks of things.
>> No. 72355 Crabkiller
25th April 2024
Thursday 4:55 am
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>>72353
You mean the toy thread on /x/?
>> No. 72356 Samefag
25th April 2024
Thursday 6:47 am
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>>72351

>SHE'S NOT SO MUCH A PORNSTAR AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST

Listen lad there's being a simp, and then there's this. Get a fucking grip.
>> No. 72357 Ambulancelad
25th April 2024
Thursday 9:09 am
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>>72356
>GET A FUCKING GRIP

Isn't that the problem?

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