Would a transporter poo have the same post-poo sense of fulfilment as a regular poo or does the action of taking a poo induce a euphoric effect? I know the vagus nerve is stimulated when you have a big poo but is it the physical motion that it likes or just the emptiness.
I've also noticed that we have a surprising amount of poo threads to choose from. Or not nearly enough.
Please, you have to fix the hide thread command. Just fix it, please. I can't handle this. I already did a week in the clink for not wanting to think about shite don't make me a lifer.
I hear it's a healthy habit to sit on the toilet and try to poo at a set time everyday. This being as your guts like to work off an internal clock and because sometime you have a poo and don't realise it.
What time do you usually take a poo? With WfH I tend to poo at lunchtime but I wonder if this is the most convenient for my weekend schedule.
I once had a really introspective acid comedown where I was stuck on the idea that the rhythm of your sexual urges is tied to the rhythm of your bowel movements. Whether you realise it or not, the times when you're really randy are usually the times you also have a big shit on it's way through, creating indirect pressure on your prostate.
It was also an epiphany that clued me in to a sort of sexual life-hack: If you make sure you don't need a shit when you're gonna be getting your end away, you'll last longer. If you're holding onto one, you'll find it hard to control yourself and cum more quickly.
I've experimented with this and the funny thing is it has to be related to poo, because putting things up your arse, unless you really wedge it dangerously far up there, never quite achieves the same feeling. The sensation of pressure from above rather than below, with a closed sphincter, is key to it all.
Next week I'll be on Dragon's Den with the sex toy I've been researching based on all this. It's sort of like anal beads, but it closely mimics an authentic poo, and it's going to be the male sexual revolution. Forget the fleshlight.
>>5042 >the times when you're really randy are usually the times you also have a big shit on it's way through
Link to the studies showing this isn't something you just convinced yourself of while tripping?
Well why do you think I need to go on Dragon's Den, nobody will fund my research into this vital and poorly understood aspect of the human experience.
All I run into is skepticism from fools like yourself, instinctively rejecting the notion because they're insecure about the implications we're all closet bumder scat fetishists.
I'm the Galileo of our time, honestly. History will vindicate me, even if the world isn't ready to know the truth.
>>5043 I think he's right. Sometimes I find myself becoming randy when I need to take a piss or shit. It's like how you can wake up in the morning and masturbate but if you get up to pee first then you suddenly have others things on your mind.
On the contrary, our prostates are working exactly as nature intended. Yours must have something wrong with it if you don't get randy when you need a shit.
