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I once had a really introspective acid comedown where I was stuck on the idea that the rhythm of your sexual urges is tied to the rhythm of your bowel movements. Whether you realise it or not, the times when you're really randy are usually the times you also have a big shit on it's way through, creating indirect pressure on your prostate.
It was also an epiphany that clued me in to a sort of sexual life-hack: If you make sure you don't need a shit when you're gonna be getting your end away, you'll last longer. If you're holding onto one, you'll find it hard to control yourself and cum more quickly.
I've experimented with this and the funny thing is it has to be related to poo, because putting things up your arse, unless you really wedge it dangerously far up there, never quite achieves the same feeling. The sensation of pressure from above rather than below, with a closed sphincter, is key to it all.
Next week I'll be on Dragon's Den with the sex toy I've been researching based on all this. It's sort of like anal beads, but it closely mimics an authentic poo, and it's going to be the male sexual revolution. Forget the fleshlight.