That civet-poop coffee isn't the only poop coffee, for some reason there's elephant-poop coffee too. It's even more expensive.
I can't believe the digestive system of an elephant is more similar to a civet's than a human's is. So this raises the question, would human-poop coffee have the same alleged properties?
Can we market Gamer Girl Poop coffee? This whole concept is basically the same as cigars being sold on the basis that they were "rolled on the thigh of a dusky maiden".
>There are two main reasons why Gamer Girl Coffee NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION tastes especially good:
>The Gamer Girl naturally selects the ripest and therefore sweetest coffee cherries (to enjoy the delicious fruit flesh).
>Enzymes in the stomach of the Gamer Girl break down a protein in the coffee beans that is the major source of bitterness in coffee. During the digestion process, the bitterness of the coffee is removed. Thus this uncommon fermentation method results in the smooth, well-balanced taste of Gamer Girl Coffee NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION .
>Following collection, the coffee is cleaned, dehulled, and dried to optimal moisture content. It is then roasted to bring out the unique flavour in our Pro Gamer Girl Coffee. GAMER GIRL COFFEE IS MADE FROM HUMAN WASTE AND IS SUPPLIED AS AN ART CURIO NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
