This series has had an odd draw on me. I don't recall how I got on to the books, but I started with Assassin's Apprentice almost when it came out, read on with Liveship Traders and the Tawny Man and then it slumbered.
About a year ago I learned that Fitz and the Fool was done, read the trilogy, realised that I'd missed Rain Wild Chronicles and read that and now I'm working my way backwards again through Liveship Traders. I'll have to touch Tawny Man and Farseer again eventually, I think, just for completeness, but the prospect fills me with joy. Re-reading the books with the foreknowledge of what happens and where it goes is a joy in itself, but comparing what I got out of the story when I was basically a teenlad versus what I now realise is going on. I'm gushing, and hence I'm reluctant to touch the confined Tawny and Farseer trilogy again, but outside of Pratchett this is the first time I'm genuinely enjoying re-reading books.
Do you have books you read before, thought done, then touched again and learned something new?
It seems like your definition of womanliness is based purely on the giant norks her obesity has given her. Why don't you just skip the pretens and just declare a flesh coloured beanbag filled with silicone and a nipple drawn on the side of it the most beautiful woman. It's clearly what you're really after.
I hate to spoil the party before it even gets going for our resident branch of the Land Whale Appreciation Society, but you do have your own thread in /x/, I believe.
If you don't, you should start one.
In fact, I'll just pop over there and have a look. Just out of curiosity, you understand.
What makes you think that that was ever worshipped. For all we know one teenage boy could have made it and given it to another teenage boy saying "ugga booga that's ur mum that is" and then the other kid punched him in the jaw.
>Optimistic thinking, she might not crush your head instantly but you would surely suffocate if the scaffolding gave way and the rolls enveloped you.
Trust me m8, you could wriggle out from underneath her even if you've gone a bit hypoxic. She's a good eight stone shy of being able to kill a man with her bare arse.
>>6989 > Do you have books you read before, thought done, then touched again and learned something new?
Some of the books I'd been reading as a teenlad, yes.
A casual glance turned into a full-blown re-read once. There were certain moments I just didn't notice back then due to insufficient life experience.
