> I've thought going shooting would be a good idea, something you can do there but not here.

But you can do that here you fucking moron.

You can do the other one here too as well.

>>2772
>You can do the other one here too as well.
Only if you're drinking shit supermarket pish.

>>2772
Not really. Also not really.

>>2774
I'd better give my gun shop owning an uncle a ring then, sounds like his business is fucked.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>2775
It is, rather.

Stop being a smartass.

>>2775
Elaborate, you silly bastard.

>>2771
>Second question, should I lose my v to some prozzy whilst out there.
This sounds like a job for Escortlad.

>>2771

Learn how to punctuate, for christ's sake.

The only thing you can't do here that you can do in Prague is get pissed on good beer, cheap.

How about, instead of making a thread and then insulting people who reply, you google the words "things to do in Prague on a budget" and do your own fucking research.

.gs isn't a bottomless well of knowledge, most of us would have to research it to give you an answer which you could easily get yourself.

Also in reply to this:

>should I lose my v to some prozzy whilst out there

If that is your first thought on the subject and not "maybe I can pull one of the lasses I'm going with.", or "I'll try and pull a local lass" then yes, you probably should.

>>2771
The castle is pretty spectacular and worth a visit, the cathedral especially is stunning.

Other than that there's nothing that particularly stood out to me, just wonder about and take it all in. The views from the clock tower in the main square are nice but you'll probably go up there anyway. Avoid the Communist Museum, it's shite.

>>2779
After your sobering words I'm reconsidering the entire trip, but in the meantime I'm having trouble finding gun ranges in the UK where I can fire assault rifles. Please advise.

>>2779
Mate, I've done plenty of research. Unfortunately TripAdvisor and such says "It's got a nice castle" not "The lesser known Castle Buggerup is even better, I went there last year and it had all sorts of shit the main one doesn't."

Prague has a really good art gallery at the Holešovice if you're into that sort of thing. When I was there I found it enjoyable enough to just admire the city's architecture, even if it was heaving with tourists.

Drink absinthe, drink lots of cheap nice beer, wander about, chat to some fit Czech women, go across the nice bridge with statues and up into the old town, check out the cathedral, don't buy any hash off dodgy locals on the street, have a nosey round some of he odd little shops they have and as for prozzies, pretty much up to you lad. They have some stunningly beautiful women in the strip bars(brothels) but speaking from my own personal experience it was a notably hollow and seedy experience that left me €40 euro worse off and made me think I should have just had a wank. Each to their own though.

Not entirely sure why you've received such a hostile reaction to a pretty benign thread really. I enjoyed Prague, get pissed and toddle about.

>>2778
Escortlad reporting in. I have moved to the tinder game and am banging fatties and skanks like there's no tomorrow. Don't regret that escort nonsense in the slightest. It gave me confidence and experience I can use on real women. Still use them if I feel like.

>>2786
Your life sounds so funny.

>>2782

I was unaware "shooting" had become ubiquitous with "firing assault rifles".

>>2788
Even if I can shoot in Britain it's very difficult to do so. What a pointless discussion, just accept that it's easier elsewhere.

>>2789

Why are you so adamant that you absolutely must fire assault weapons?

If you are that keen, join the Army. They'll tool you up and it wont cost you a penny!

>>2789

It isn't difficult at all, you haven't bothered to look. It is as easy as joining a club, mate. Once you are in a club, you will have all the references you will ever need if you wanted to own a gun yourself.

For the record, trip advisor does not constitute research. Your local library will have books about Prague, it is a pretty popular destination.

>>2790
Stop being a cunt.

>>2787
Sarcasm or not, it is wholly depressing, my friend.

>>2790
I haven't once mentioned assault weapons you twat.

>>2791
I don't want to join a fecking club. I don't want to own a gun either.

>For the record, trip advisor does not constitute research
It's an example.

Everyone on this board is a mong, except >>2785.

You can't shoot a weapon in Britain without getting a good fingering from the police and their mothers first.

No one is forcing you to post here, lad.

You mention your interest in shooting, we tell you it is just around the corner for less than the cost of the football, you call us cunts.

Prague is a beautiful city, it make Bath look shit. It sounds to us geriatrics that you are wasting a bloody good holiday.

>>2794

So when you posted this >>2782 you didn't actually mean assault rifles, ok. Maybe a salty trifle that was auto-corrected? Prague isn't know for its salty trifles, but I'm sure you'll find someone who would indulge you.

>>2797
I didn't post that at all.

>>2796
No one is forcing you to reply to posts either lad. Why does it seem to offend you so much that someone wants to hear recomendations from an actual person? Also I'm fairly sure that no library book is going to include recomendations about the local prozzies.

As for shooting, can you really not see why it's far easier to do as a one-off experience in a country with relatively relaxed laws on it? Being all smug and telling someone to go join a club and jump through ten hoops isn't helpful when OP's already going somewhere that makes it so much easier.

>>2799

I'll concede your point if you name all ten hoops.

>>2799

I did give recommendations, my recommendations were don't waste a holiday in one of the nicest looking cities in Europe on a shooting range or in a prozzies bed.

Get merry, try and bed a lass who doesn't charge seeing as you are apparently going with a few, and research the city before arriving and go and take in as much of what there is to take in as possible. Especially if you don't think you'll go back again.

I say this as someone who went to Rotterdam when he was 20 and doesn't remember any of it.

Another thing to consider is the Russian sex traffic trade, the prozzies there have likely been trafficked. I've seen 2 documentaries on the subject, centred on Prague, in the last 5 years. It isn't like Holland.

>>2801
Yeah, fuck this guy. Get wasted, fuck a hooker, shoot an M16.

>>2801
Surely it would be possible to enjoy the cultural delights of a very pretty european city and then also go and do a bit of shooting?
I'd probably agree with you in hindsight about the prostitutes, Prague was the only place I've ever paid for a fuck and it left me never wanting to do it again. My only excuse is that I was young, dumb, full of jizz and some of the women are ridiculously good looking, plus being shitfaced didn't really help my moral compass. It just left me feeling a bit sad and empty afterwards.

>>2803

Depends how long they are going for, I suppose.

If it was me I would have day activities planned out the week before we left, with much beer in the evenings. If they go for a week, a days shooting would be more than acceptable. If it's a weekend, It wouldn't really be worth it for me.

We don't know anything about this holiday though, as the lad has just said "Tell me everything you know about Prague!" Without telling us his interests or his friend's interests or whether or not they want to do group activities, etc. All we have to go on is his token nod at "anything to do in Prague".

>>2804
> We don't know anything about this holiday though, as the lad has just said "Tell me everything you know about Prague!"

He didn't actually say that though, he just asked for some personal suggestions. I don't understand why people see that as unreasonable? He even asked on the right bloody bored! I realise this is .gs and snarky cuntishness is par for the course but sometimes it just seems entirely uncalled for. Not everyone wants to do in depth research before going on a holiday and asking actual(internet) people for some reccomendations is complety different to reading a lonely planet guide or whatever. Some of my best experiences abroad have been on the suggestions of other people.

You lot can really be a right bunch of moody gits sometimes.

Whinge, ticked.

>>2805
Apart from the spelling, thankyou, your post is my thoughts put into words.

Anyway, I'm not going to be able to knob any of the girls I'm going with, believe me. We're a pretty diverse bunch, don't rule anything out, I'm a cathedral lover and it's my intention to visit every one in Britain so I'm definitely going to Pragues. We'll probably spend most of the time in some form of inebriated state.

Anyway, as for the whore, I can see myself regretting it as the guy above said, it being pretty seedy, but I don't think I care, I just want to get it over with to be honest. We're going for a week by the way.

>>2804
>If it was me I would have day activities planned out the week before we left

Well you sound like a right barrel of laughs. Holidays should be about escaping the daily routine of planning and sensibleness, not about organised 'fun'.

>>2807

For you, maybe.

Fun is subjective. I quite like camping and being quite spotanaeous that way, maybe go off into the middle of nowhere for the weekend. However, a foriegn country? I would need to have a plan. I used to be heroin addict, I get restless without a routine.

As for the second question I've been umming and ahhing and I think I might go to a prostitute over here for a blozzer, see if it makes me any easier about the idea of sex. I don't know. I never had that formative experience you have in your mid teens like everyone else.

I won't respond because I'm too rinse ure about my looks. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>2810
insecure*

>>2810

nice crossposting m7

>>2812
What of it m6

>>2810
What makes you think you wouldn't back out of fucking a professional?

>>2814
Nothing, really. I'm just a gigantic pussy.

>>2810
You have to realise that 90%+ of girls that use Tinder are doing it for a laugh or advertising some webcam chat shit, so I very much doubt she's serious. But you will eventually find the 1% of the 10% that finds you attractive and are up for it so just keep swiping right, it's the Nash equilibrium to always swipe right and then filter out fatties/scaries if they match. It's a bit sad still but orders of magnitude less so than seeing a prozzy.

>>2816
I don't think it's particularly sad to see a prozzy, sadder is to feel so marginalised over such a trivial thing.

Well I'm back, didn't do it in the end, did go with/meet a friend of a friend who I got on very well with, she's quite funny for a woman and I think she found me hilarious. Anyway she got my number off another friend and is incessantly texting me now. She's coming to my birthday thing later this year. Who knows.

>>2953
Please smash her.

>>2953
Give her arse a good pissing.

>>2953
>quite funny for a woman
Brilliant.

>>2953

Suck his dick!

She's still texting me constantly but it turns out she's in a relationship. Oh well, there's always the afterlife. Maybe I'll be reincarnated as a bonobo.

>>2959

Should've sucked her dick, bro.