>>3509
You met get blowed up by their shady government.

I wouldn't, the locals might like us but on the whole they're maddeningly backwards and mildly criminal. For instance they massacre rare migratory birds and have ripped down almost every tree on the islands and can't comprehend why outsiders get upset over it. Gozo is quieter but boring and undeveloped depending on what you're looking for.

Why not find something more productive to do with your life?

That flat has no air-con. In Malta in the summer you will fry. Also the Maltese womenfolk are _large_.

>>3512
The good large or the bad large?

Have you been to Malta before or do you currently live on a (relatively) tiny island? Just curious. Malta is beautiful and has some great history (if you're into that sort of thing, it has one of the two remaining 100-ton guns) but especially if you're looking at one of the smaller islands, be aware of what that entails in terms of community, cost of living, and available convenience in general.

It's a great place to live, but quiet and in the summer, very very hot indeed. You might get bored with it being so hot. It is indeed quite a cheap place to live.

If you can get work (there are quite a few local internet companies) that isn't tourism based, you'll live okay.

I am half-Maltese and have visited 20+ times - I will probably get a place there when I retire. If you're younger, I would certainly try living there for a month before you fully commit, particularly if you don't have a job.

>>3515

Can you comment on the womenfolk?

>>3516
Beautiful when young, but as a previous lad says, they get fat and just wear black all the time. Malta is actually the fattest country in Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Malta

>>3517
>Beautiful when young
Okay dude.

>>3517

The difference between obesity rates in Malta vs the UK is as far as I can tell about 2% I'm not saying that makes the Maltese less fat but we are hardly in a place to be critical.