http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/07/mansfield/

IT SEZ DIS AND FUKIN WOT M8 ME AND DA MANDEM WUD MERK U BRUV

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/08/lowestoft-lowstuf/

good article imo ladmates

>Hounslow High Street is THE birth place of Chav..
..apparetly.
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/11/hounslow/

>>793

Thats wrong it all started in Chatham actually.

>Having frequented many of the finest Chav hotspots in the West Midlands i’m sure there can nowhere in the country that comes close to the level of Chavness the West Midlands has to offer.

Ahahahahahaha. Pure truth.

>Crawley is an open-air kickboxing ring that has no rules, no referee, no taste, no ropes

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2006/04/crawley/

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/03/hull/

>The petrol station on Anlaby Road opposite the blocks of flats. -Just PREY you never need petrol at 2am on a sunday morning!
>PREY

Yep he was definitely in Hull for some time if he spells like that

>>807
Also, old review is old.
There's a lot more bad grammar in there too :P
>Of cause

Hull's much nicer now, I think.

White telephone boxes.

>Oldham Oldham Oldham… home of the free, or at least of the cheap… home to one of the largest tribes of a rising race, the chav, loitering in the alleys near mecca bingo, or, if you dare travel into my hometown of shaw, the ginnel behind southern fried chicken, throwing 10p’s at a wall, no doubt taking after their father who blew all his money getting ripped off by petty gambling as well, we even have chavs in the teaching proffession in oldham, teaching the new generations how to tell a fake ring from a real one, then helping them decide which fake one to get, one of the most prominent examples of this a certain PE teacher at royton and crompton school, we also have the chav-tastic spindels shopping centre, tommyfield market, where you can buy real “abidas” trainers for an amazing 80 quid, wow!!

Reading is quite simlpy unique. Whereas most town’s/cities in the UK have Certain area’s in which the breed that is chav hang around, and certain area’s they will stay away from. Reading does not.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2006/07/reading-the-ultimate-chav-experience/

>>823

Fucking truth.

Your search - ossett - did not match any documents.

Home town:
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/07/northampton/

Uni town:
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/07/loughborough/

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2006/07/nuneaton/
bit outdated, but whatever.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2008/03/surbiton-and-tolworth-what-has-happened-to-you/

Surbiton isn't nearly as bad as he makes out, but everything he says about Tolworth is true.

Everyone who writes on this site writes about their own town like it's Hell on Earth.

Britain is just a shithole in general, doesn't mean you live in the shittiest place though.

>>866
Britain isn't a shithole, you're just depressed and fear changing yourself.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/07/stourbridge/

Not too bad here in Stourbridge tbh its only on Friday/Saturday in the town centre where you get a few chavs but anyone who is smart normally drinks outside the town centre or heads to the gay bar called chaos for a drink seems chavs are shit scared that place heh.

>>872
Backs to the wall lads, we got ourselves a bumder.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2008/09/newton-aycliffe-regional-chav-capital/ shit holes r us

>>1494
Bump!

You know what, I like most of the new site, but those orange links are very pretty.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/02/dudley/

Couple of years old, basically says that we got it pretty bad.

>>790
Ironville

Posted on August 23, 2004 by Anonymous


Affectionately known as the “ Arsehole of Derbyshire! Ironville really personifies the chav image. For as long as I remember this tiny village has been as rough as a bag of hammers, with a teenage population that clearly shows that the majority of inhabitants in the mid to late eighties had no TV sets.

As a result of this over breeding, there are now so many youngsters with nothing to do except set each other alight and get out of their tiny minds on Taboo, that a cull is the only reasonable solution I can come to, to save this village from eternal wrongness. I can imagine that the level of incest in this village is much higher than the national average, as nowadays the children play “ I spy with my middle eye” on long journeys, rather than opting for the original version.

Greggs isn't chavy, stupid fucking site.

>>1717
Sorry lad but it is.

>>1717
>>1719

Greggs is a bloody chavs wet dream, although they arguably think it isn't.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2006/04/maidstone-blindin-shore-nuff-then-belieeeeve-me/

alba15031 says:
February 10, 2007 at 8:31 pm

The only way to deal with the scum that roam our streets these days are to bring back the ways of hitler To rid the streets of all scum

88

I wish I could believe this guy is trolling

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/03/ilkley/

Another ‘chavved up’ time in Ilkley is week day lunch times, this is when schools lunch breaks are, the higher years of Ilkley grammar school are allowed down town to reek havoc during lunch hour, in this time you can see many events and most of the students are hardly out of the school gates before sparking up and Lambert and Butler or Richmond super king. The next time you see them they are moping around Tescos, faces caked with make-up and gold everywhere, or sat having a fag or spliff at the nearest hide-away. Then they roll back in to school to doss about for a further few hours, coughing and spluttering, applying make-up and chatting about who their most recent ‘shagging-partner’ is. WHO CARES!

...

All we can say is, LEAVE KEIGHLEY ALONE YOU SCUM BAGS, OR AT LEAST LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU START SLAGGING OFF OTHER PEOPLES WAY OF LIFES.

Thanks

Keeflie Lasses

Xxx

Seems to me like butthurt Keighley guttertrash are not fans of my lovely little town.

> Being born in Bootle I was always instilled with a hearty sense of distrust for government and in general the rich

Fucking Hell it got it right

Honestly though it would probably be more accurate if it mentioned the almost insane amount of dealers in Literland

>>790
>knutsford
It doesn't

"Years ago this was a quiet and cosy little town until one day an animal known as the “chav” decided to pullover its stolen caravan and settle down here. Unfortunately this vermin species bred like flies before it could be spayed by a veterinarian. Within months the chavs took over and made a quiet town into a complete s**thole, terrorising innocent pedestrians. The chav can be seen all over the town usually sporting a flat cap (even in the heat of summer) and wearing tracksuits with countless items of “bling” as they call it, from argos. The most notorious chav hangout is the Tesco. Here teen chavs with their pregnant 13 year old girlfriends can be seen harassing innocent shoppers, as even the weediest chavs think that they are professional ufc fighters when in groups. Living in Hailsham is an immense displeasure. The only way the government can clean up this town is by legalising chav hunting."

Top town for east sussex fml...

That site is sold old it's an antique.

I use to browse it back in '04, it said the same thing about every town. The original domain name was chavscum.co.uk not chavtowns, think they got into a spot of bother over it.