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>> No. 2946 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 10:49 am
2946 Autonomous automobiles to be street legal by January 2015
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28551069

So, lads, will you be buying a self-driving car? Watch this space lads.
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>> No. 2947 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 11:37 am
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I think the most practical application of these will be the fact you can get absolutely shitfaced at the pub then just have your robot car drive you home.
>> No. 2948 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 12:15 pm
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>>2947
Imagine the hilarity if some pisshead sets his auto to drive to Land's End, and wakes up at 6am the next day and remembers he has to go to work.
>> No. 2949 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 12:40 pm
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>>2948

I did something like that once but on a train.
>> No. 2950 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 12:49 pm
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>>2948
You just know people will make assumptions when giving it a destination, and the GLC tour Ford Escort will end up in Newport, Essex.
>> No. 2951 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 12:52 pm
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>>2950
Top lads, them.
>> No. 2952 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 1:32 pm
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>>2948
Reminds me of that Martin Clunes film of the bloke who wakes up naked in Scotland after his stag night.
>> No. 2953 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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>>2947
I remember reading somewhere (some article linked on Slashdot a few months back) that they won't allow you to use them while you're pissed up.

So basically, they're fucking useless.
>> No. 2954 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 4:20 pm
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>>2946

Autonomous technology will almost certainly be introduced progressively as the technology develops. Many new cars (Volvos, Mercs, some VWs) are already equipped with assisted braking technology that will automatically apply the brakes to prevent a low-speed crash. The next step is probably intelligent cruise control that is capable of following a car in front or overtaking slower traffic, as motorways are a relatively controlled environment and so easier for software to navigate.
>> No. 2955 Anonymous
30th July 2014
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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Remember not to buy one of these if you have any political ideas that are unpalatable. Otherwise you'll find yourself wrapped around a tree.

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