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>> | No. 3255
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I'm due to get on a plane for the first time in my life tomorrow morning. I've already checked in online and am about to print a boarding card. It's a five hour flight, and I intend to bring a change of clothes (in case the rest of my luggage is lost), some books and a snack in my carry-on. |
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>>3255 |
>> | No. 3257
3257
Take 10p for the phonebox. |
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>> | No. 3260
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If it's only five hours then you don't really need to worry about anything, a book or two will do you. Get there well in advance like they recommend, check-in and all the associated bollocks takes far longer than you're probably expecting. |
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>>3260 |
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>>3261 |
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Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? |
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>>3256 |
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I got frisked the last two times I've been at an airport, I think because my jeans had a bit of metal on them. Try not to laugh when they go near your armpits and don't be surprised if they put their thumbs in your undercrackers. |
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>>3265 |
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>>3265 |
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>>3267 |
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>>3262 |
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>>3267 |
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>>3272 |
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As you'll soon discover, flying on an aeroplane is really fucking boring. The tight security and tight schedule means you and your fellow passengers are just herded like cattle from one checkpoint to the next, constantly inspected and questioned ('have you packed your bag yourself, are you bringing any liquids on board' etc.), and then once you're on the flight it's several hours of sitting and feeling slightly nauseous because of the cabin conditions and recycled air and constant ambient noise from the engine. It's really the least enjoyable bit of travelling abroad. |
>> | No. 3278
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They took my body-shower-gel because the bottle was big enough to house 250ml, although there was only about 50 ml of gel left in the bottle. A man groped me, and they swiped some flat paper like thing on my wrists and waist area, perhaps to check for drugs. |
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>>3261 |
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>>3277 |
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>>3278 |
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>> | No. 3286
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Gun shaped soap on a rope in bog kit. Passengers will see you get into bother at check in. Make excuses and get on plane. Say Alluha Akbar a lot whilst fiddling with non contraband calculator. |
>> | No. 3287
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For the pressure build-up, I close my mouth and squash my nostrils between thumb and index finger then try to exhale. Works like a treat. |
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>>3287 |
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>>3286 |
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>>3289 |
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91YSKr31zPL._SL1500_.jpg >>3289 |
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>>3289 |
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soap-on-a-rope.jpg >>3289 |
>> | No. 3294
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I found this description on the web: |
>> | No. 3299
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Thanks for the comprehensive responses, lads. I think I'm still a bit agog at the idea that slippery soap could be considered such an important a gap in the market. |
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