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>> No. 33975 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 9:55 pm
33975 South African woman gives birth to 10 babies
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57400074

>A South African woman has reportedly given birth to 10 babies in what would be a new world record.

>Gosiame Thamara Sithole's husband says they were astonished by decuplets after scans only showed eight in the womb.
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>> No. 33977 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 1:15 am
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If I were incredibly rich I'd like to have ten kinds, but even then I'm spreading the burden around somewhat. You know, out of thoughtfulness.
>> No. 33980 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 2:27 pm
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What would happen if you booted her tummy at full force? Would they all spurt out like edamame out of a pod?
>> No. 33981 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 2:45 pm
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>>33980
Nah, think you'd just kill a couple of them but the rest would be padded by the corpses of their brethren.
>> No. 33982 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 2:52 pm
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>>33980
Why is it that you'd even consider something so horrible, let alone float the idea on a social forum?
>> No. 33983 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:10 pm
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>>33982
To upset you.
>> No. 33984 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:14 pm
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>>33983
Charming.
>> No. 33985 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:16 pm
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>>33982
Do you not get the voices telling you to punt pregnant women's bellies when you see them in the street? It's a normal intrusive thought, many people have it.
>> No. 33986 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:19 pm
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>>33985
Pretty much this. I imagine people post such vile things because it's potentially interesting, plus this isn't a social forum as much as it's a degenerate imageboard. I'm honestly surprised that the question was even asked sincerely.

>>33984
It wasn't actually me that posted it, I just assumed that would be the reason. It's just eschewing morality for the sake of a thought experiment. Welcome to the internet.
>> No. 33987 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:51 pm
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>>33982
I think he posted it because the idea of the babies popping out like edamame is a lot more amusing than the reality of a miscarriage and horrible death of both mother and foetuses.
>> No. 33988 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 3:53 pm
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>>33980
I, too, remember what it was like to be 12.
>> No. 33989 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 4:03 pm
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>>33988
Do you remember the bloody claws of Mr Saville kneading at your pert young childflesh too?
>> No. 33990 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 4:06 pm
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That woman is too pregnant. I think a five baby bell is about the optimum when it comes to sex appeal.
>> No. 33991 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 5:36 pm
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>>33985

> Do you not get the voices telling you
> It's a normal intrusive thought, many people have it


Maybe it's a good idea to see somebody about that. Just in case. Intrusive thoughts can happen, but when they tell you to hurt somebody, it can be potentially dangerous.
>> No. 33992 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 5:48 pm
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>>33985
It sounds like you have a deep seated hatred of people who menstruate.
>> No. 33993 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 6:47 pm
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>>33991
>Just in case. Intrusive thoughts can happen, but when they tell you to hurt somebody, it can be potentially dangerous.
I have an urge to kick every small child that passes close to me. I'll never do it though, because that would be mental. But they still look like little footballs when they come hurtling by.

Why are you trying to Sigmund Fraud the otherlad? Are you confused over which parent you want to bonk?
>> No. 33994 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 6:52 pm
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>>33991

It's incredibly common and you're basically wrong.
>> No. 33995 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 6:59 pm
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>>33992

>people who menstruate

Do we really have to get into this.
>> No. 33996 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 7:02 pm
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>>33995

No, we really fucking don't have to. Move on.
>> No. 33997 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 7:04 pm
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>>33992
Moomins?

I can't tell if this is satire, bait, sincere, or the same poster responding to themselves. Top .gs
>> No. 33998 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 8:58 pm
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>>33994

>and you're basically wrong

.gs on top form again.
>> No. 33999 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 9:23 pm
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>>33995
Aren't you the one 'getting into this', by suggesting it's noteworthy?
>> No. 34004 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 10:43 pm
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>>33993
I've heard that those sorts of thoughts are a common symptom of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. I thought I had that for a bit because I often think about pushing people off train platforms when a train is arriving. But I have been following you for years, standing immediately behind you every time you travel by train, and I haven't pushed you yet so obviously I'm completely mentally well.

Here's a Wikipedia link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought#Aggressive_thoughts
>> No. 34006 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 11:14 pm
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>>34004
Oh come on. Stop putting labels on everything. It is a common thing. I routinely fight the urge to swerve onto on-coming traffic at 70 mph, jumping inside a lift at full capacity, and jumping out of the massive windows in my office.
>> No. 34009 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 11:44 pm
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Surely every one of us has stared at the spinning turbine of a 787 and thought about taking a running jump into the ingestion zone. Or diving headfirst into a turboprop.
>> No. 34010 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 11:50 pm
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>>34006
If it's that common and not a symptom of a mental illness that causes intrusive thoughts, cite a source. Otherwise, I'm just going to assume you're a wrong brain and probably gay.
>> No. 34011 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 12:31 am
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>>34010

https://sci-hub.ee/10.1016/0005-7967(78)90022-0
>> No. 34012 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 12:45 am
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>>34004
Might be a symptom but it's also not. I've certainly not got OCD, I'm not even at the level where I'm like "Oh, I'm so OCD" about anything.
>> No. 34038 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 11:10 am
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>>34004

>But I have been following you for years, standing immediately behind you every time you travel by train, and I haven't pushed you yet so obviously I'm completely mentally well.

Reminds me of an anecdote from a friend, who was on her way to work one day, and a lad at the bus stop suddenly approached her and tried to get her phone number. She then said, "Sorry, but I've got a boyfriend". And the lad said, "Really? Hm. I've never seen you with anybody".
>> No. 34054 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 2:27 pm
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>>34038

Poor choice of words from the lad but developing a crush on someone you regularly see on your way to work is hardly deviant behaviour.
>> No. 34059 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 3:23 pm
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>>34038
>>34054
This always struck me as rather odd and uncouth. If a sweet and slightly strange woman approached me at a bus stop mumbling about taking my number I'd... Well, I'd given an authoritative no and be happy that I punished violation of the social-NAP we maintain with strangers.

I know it possibly can't be helped in some circumstances but surely this can't work in Britain?
>> No. 34062 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 4:05 pm
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>>34059
It's strange to ask someone you've never spoken to before for their number in any case I can think of.
If you see the same person on the way to work every day, then you can at least start with a bit of small talk with them every now and then to build at least a little familiarity, "shit weather today eh?" sort of things are a start.
>> No. 34065 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 5:08 pm
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>>34062

Approaching somebody out of the blue that you have a crush on and who maybe up to that moment didn't even know you existed at all is always taking a chance. It'll probably fail seven times out of ten on a good day, but at least then you can move on and develop an unhealthy obsession about the next person. And if it doesn't fail, then it's probably in no small part thanks to showing some sort of restraint despite the fact that you've fucked the lass's brains out in your mind a dozen times already.

That said, "I've never seen you with anybody" not only isn't a convincing comeback, but it makes you look like a right creep. If somebody says "I've got a boyfriend", then your chances of getting her phone number or anything of that sort are already zero. So why make it worse for yourself by acting like a stalker.
>> No. 34074 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 8:38 pm
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>>34059
>If a sweet and slightly strange woman approached me at a bus stop mumbling about taking my number I'd... Well, I'd given an authoritative no

No you fucking wouldn't. If a moderately attractive woman started a conversation with me while I was waiting for the bus and asked me if I wanted to go to the pub later, I would. So would you and every other single lad in the country.
>> No. 34075 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 9:03 pm
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>>34074
A few years ago, I was cycling home on a nice day, and two girls cycled past me and said, "Would you like to come with us to the river?" I immediately assumed it was either a joke or the first stage of a robbery or murder, so I declined. It's still one of the weirdest encounters I've ever had on a road. But if they wanted the D, which I would gladly have provided in a less weird situation, then I'm afraid you are technically not correct. Some people just shit themselves when a stranger appears from nowhere and barks a question at them.
>> No. 34076 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>34074

No, I'd assume she was baiting me into getting mugged or something.
>> No. 34077 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 9:34 pm
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>>34074
No I wouldn't, not only because of the paranoia but because it sounds awkward. If you're so smart then why doesn't this trick work on women and why isn't everyone getting shagged at the bus stop?
>> No. 34078 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 9:47 pm
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>>34074
Not me. I'm very afraid of women.
>> No. 34079 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 10:45 pm
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Racist
>> No. 34080 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 10:58 pm
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>>34076
Really depends if they were wearing trackies or had Essex or London accents. If they were well spoken totty then the worst thing that happens is they drug you and violently beat you to death under the canal bridge, but the danger of mugging seems much lower.
>> No. 34081 Anonymous
12th June 2021
Saturday 11:22 pm
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>>34080
>canal

Well now we've got our thinking caps on. Aren't most of the pusher's victims men?
>> No. 34082 Anonymous
13th June 2021
Sunday 1:21 am
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>> No. 34084 Anonymous
13th June 2021
Sunday 3:04 am
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>>34080

It's not difficult to buy a pantsuit from Primark for the express purpose of looking trustworthy to people like yourself.
>> No. 34089 Anonymous
13th June 2021
Sunday 10:32 am
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>>34082

Would.
>> No. 34090 Anonymous
13th June 2021
Sunday 11:06 am
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>>34084
A polished turd is still a turd.
>> No. 34239 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 7:30 am
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>A South African woman who attracted headlines across the world with claims that she had given birth to ten babies is now being detained in a psychiatric facility after the claims fell apart. Gosiame Thamara Sithole from Tembisa, claimed to have given birth to decuplets at a hospital on 7 June. However, serious doubts have been raised over the claims, with national and local health officials both disputing the existence of the babies.

>The family of the alleged father, Tebogo Tsotetsi, also revealed in a statement last week that he “has not seen the decuplets and relied on his girlfriend who called to inform him of their birth.” It added: “He made several attempts to visit his girlfriend and the babies but she has failed to disclose her whereabouts and the condition of their babies. The family has resolved and concluded that there are no decuplets born between Tebogo Tsotetsi and Gosiame Sithole, until proven otherwise”.

>According to reports, Ms Sithole has since been taken to hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

https://inews.co.uk/news/world/south-african-woman-10-babies-decuplets-psychiatric-facility-1063838
>> No. 34240 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 10:56 am
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>>34239
So was that photo actually her pregnant with a relatively unastonishing 6 or so sprogs, or was it pillows all the way?
>> No. 34241 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 4:52 pm
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>>34239
Bet the father is secretly over the moon. Imagine having 10 babies in the house AND a Mrs whose one Funky Pidgeon card away from smashing all your worldly possessions.
>> No. 34242 Anonymous
23rd June 2021
Wednesday 2:15 am
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Doesn't bode well for the state of journalistic integrity that the global press decided to break an interesting fluff piece like this without bothering to even obtain evidence that the babies even exist.
>> No. 34243 Anonymous
23rd June 2021
Wednesday 5:51 am
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>>34242
Almost like not paying for journalism and relying on them to seek whatever makes them money leads to them producing shit like this. Pay for journalism, in short.
>> No. 34244 Anonymous
23rd June 2021
Wednesday 6:24 am
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>>34239

You can be put in the loony bin there basically for lying? Sounds terrible.

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