I periodically think about doing this, the manbatter donation that is, but fuck me if it's a lot more work than just beating off into a container (after you fail to convince the nurse that you've sprained your wrist).

Imagine not being allowed to wank for a week, I'd die.

>>40162

I had a nasty cut on my frenulum once after rough slightly rougher sex. I couldn't do anything for a week besides having a wee because it was really painful.

I tried to donate a few years ago, but apparently the % of my sperm that survived the freezing process didn't meet their minimum standard. It was rather emasculating to be told your boys aren't good enough, even though they said my spunk was otherwise healthy.
I've got a son of my own now, but it would be nice to have a few backups out there somewhere to ensure the continuation of my genetic line.

I mean... I don't see what exactly the problem is. Is he somehow cheating the system? Is he a threat to human genetic diversity or something?

>>40165

It says what the problems are in the article.

>>40165

The Netherlands have a population of 17 million, so probably not.

It's probably more about setting limits, especially considering that artificial insemination is becoming increasingly common.

>>40162
I looked into it and there's now profiles of donors like a dating site:
https://www.londonspermbank.com/catalogue/search/

Surprising amount of Chinese at this one. I wonder what that's all about.

So this thread spurred me on to have a look into it. The sperm bank emailed back today asking if I can pop in for a 'Semen Analysis Test' in the next week.

>Appointments are available Mon-Fri 07:15-15:30
>You are required to have 2-7 days of abstinence from ejaculation (this includes both masturbation &/ sexual intercourse) in order for the test to be carried out

And then if it all works I'm popping in 1-2 times a week over a 3-6 month period. I don't think they've thought this all through. I could maybe do it if I switch to compressed hours but frankly I didn't expect having children to be so inconvenient.

>>40206
So, what is the quarantine period for?

And how much do you get for each beefy load?

So if you've caught anything it will have time to show.

>And how much do you get for each beefy load?

Its quite strict that they'll pay you £35 if it covers travel expenses, accommodation and/or childcare. Presumably all the money the private clinic makes on using the sperm goes into a whimsical masturbatory aids.

>>40208

>masturbatory aids

You can't get that from a wank.





I'll get my coat.

>>40209
>You can't get that from a wank.
Not with that attitude.

>>40210


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEN7UP4o6LE