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Any kitchen catastrophe stories, lads? |
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The other week I picked up a pizza from the supermarket. I got home and turned the oven on not long after, then went to my room to |
>> | No. 11797
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I put a big chunk of pork on to boil for a while, then got stoned and forgot about it for most of a day. The house smelled like burned flesh for weeks. |
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Once the foil had caught on fire and cooker kind of exploded. I wasn't on any drugs or drunk. Still got shit for it though. |
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Back when I lived in student digs we had one of those awful hot plate cookers which took ages to either heat up or cool down after they were turned off. I managed to distractedly toss a tea towel onto the counter so that a corner of it was across one of the plates enough that it caught fire. I got a deserved bollocking from my flatmates for that one, and learned that burned tea towel smells fucking rank. |
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I once tried to make a bacon sarnie whilst drunk. All of my pans were in the dishwasher so I decided to fry the bacon in my wok. My wok instincts kicked in and I started shaking it around like a Ken Hom with Parkinson's, burning my entire right hand with hot oil in the process. Nothing helped with the intense pain, and soaking my hand in cold water only provided me with enough temporary relief to google home remedies for second-degree burns. American mustard was an old pizza parlour remedy and was supposed to work wonders, so I rushed off to my local supermarket where I was lucky enough to find a bottle. I slathered it on my massively blistered hand and it worked like a charm. The pain was now quite manageable and the bacon sarnie I could now finish cooking was delicious. |
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>>11800 |
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The worst I've done when drunk is spread peanut butter on every slice of a loaf of bread. When I awoke my bed was a crusty peanut buttery mess, as I think I only ate a couple of bites. |
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>> | No. 11830
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Put a pot of water on and dropped some pasta in for lunch, then the second I stepped out of the kitchen I decided to go to the shops to pick up some lunch, completely forgetting I was already halfway through making lunch. |
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removed When I was a teenlas squaddie we had a communal tea kitchen at the end of our barracks. I made cheese on toast under the grill, which I then forgot to switch off leading to some plastic melting and setting off fire alarms and such. The next morning on parade or CO went ballistic talking about the person responsible possibly being charged with attempted manslaughter. |
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