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You just sound like you've never eaten anything beyond the Tesco Value range. People don't put kraft singles on their pizza, they use normal cheese, no matter how 'plastic' you think it is. And yes, bread excites me - you're fucking telling me you don't like a nice crusty bread and some butter? Even just toast? You don't like toast? Fuck off.
Can I explain why freshly* baked dough, creamy fatty cheese, and a zing of tomato to cut through it all is delicious? Do I really have to? Can I explain why adding salty, fatty umami meat on top makes it even better?
This entire argument seems to be down to the fact that pizza is quite simple, and that's somehow bad? Do you think Spag bol is shit too, that's only about five ingredients and is mostly just 'plain carbs' in the form of pasta? Do you hate ready salted crisps?
You seem to be completely ignoring the fact that a combination of carbohydrate, basic fat and creaminess from cheese and tang and sweetness from tomato isn't almost a perfect combination of exactly what our hind-brains crave and cause a firework display of dopamine in our brains.
There's plenty of bad pizza out there, but it's still, as the bloke in the video points out, basically just a cheese toastie - why is that bad?