>>13854
Are those even mini poppadoms on top?

>>13855
Everyone knows you can't have curry pizza without poppadoms as a topping.

I don't know why, but this made me think "Why don't we have more interesting celebration cakes?" The logical conclusion of which will probably be Chicken Tikka Masala Cake with Chutney Icing.

>>13856
I like how it also comes with a sachet of insipid curry sauce, of course.

I can't imagine anything worse than melted cheese on naan bread.

>>13858
I think you'll find that's a mango chutney drizzle.

I've been making pizzas using a garlic and coriander naan base, passata with sundried tomato paste, and a blend of mozzarella and manchego. Salami and black olives on top, whenever I remember to buy any.

>>13857
People (mostly parents) buy cakes for novelty appearance alone. There's just no incentive to get creative when you can get a vanilla sponge, put a thick layer white icing over it and charge £10. Pizza is different because you're dealing with manchildren getting excited about cheese on bread so any additional novelty is welcome.

It's a shame when you think about it, I've never seen an interesting wedding cake either. You tend to either get the classic or the kind of mentalist cake that tells you they won't last a year. I'll at least have a layer of coffee and walnut when I grow up.

What's an interesting cake then?

>>13862

>>13860
Same, making pizzas using a naan as a base is fantastic, >>13858 you're missing out.

"Cheese naan" is a thing that Indian restaurants will routinely put on a menu.

Someone brought one of those big dirty Costco cakes in to work the other day. Everyone else said it was far too rich and sweet to handle more than one piece, I had about six slices of it over the course of the day.

If you're going to make cake that's the way to go I think. Soft and gooey, more sugar than anything else. Why pretend cake is anything but a (not so) guilty indulgence of sugar and fat with ideas above its station?

>>13866
Fat bastard.

I remember having one of these one Xmas eve. It was as shite as you'd expect.

>>13870
Could be worse.

>>13871
"If you want a vision of the future of ready meals, imagine Peter Andre suppressing his raging boner with a mallet - forever." - George Orwell.

>>13872

>imagine Peter Andre suppressing his raging boner with a mallet

I can wank to that.