A really lovely chocolate cake with "I love you [name]" written on the top in white icing.

>>8633

How about a cockolate cake? Bake a sponge phallos and some fairy cake bollocks, ice it to guarantee integrity and apply a squirt of white icing to 'jizz' it up.

If you are a bad enough dude to temper chocolate, you can try your hand at chocolate jewels.

http://www.brettbara.com/how-to/how-to-diy-chocolate-gems/

>>8634>>8635
I was thinking of lots of little things rather than one big thing. Thanks anyway, though.

>>8636
That actually looks like a cracking idea. It looks like an American blog, do we have things like 'Luster Dust' over here?

>>8638

Yeah, you can get jewel moulds and edible glittery stuff on Amazon pretty cheap. We spell it properly over here, though (Lustre Dust).

>>8636
I made some chocolates fairly recently, trying to use a silicone melting pot which pissed me off to no end. The old ways are the best. Anyway that looks pretty awesome, going to give that a go myself.

OP here.

I made the chocolate jewels, except I couldn't find jewel molds in any of the shops I tried and the ones I saw online looked a rip-off, so I borrowed my mum's Christmas and Easter ones. I went a bit overboard with the number of lustre dust colours I got, but only half of them brushed on properly. I then made the mistake of bunging them all in a bag, so all the colours smudged together. She loved them, mind.

Also sell some cracking chocolate that's only 30p per 100g.

>>8761
*Aldi. That'll teach me for not checking if my phone had auto-corrected owt.

wow

>>12225
Fucks sake lad.