Worship at the altar.

Oh god, so many cakes to post...

Also macaroons.

I got some savory too...

>>9594
I always have my steaks well done. I can't eat raw meat or blood, absolutely disgusting.

>>9595

I always find it strange that so many people take offense when you ask for a steak well done. It's like a weird sort of faux-pas. The image is a good example of what I mean.

I used to like well-done but now I've moved towards medium. As long as it tastes as though it's been heated up in the middle it's okay. It's why I'm going to have a go at sous-vide (might make a new thread about it) you can in theory get the taste of rare meat but you know it's actually been cooked through.

>>9596
>I always find it strange that so many people take offense when you ask for a steak well done.
I like mine rare, but I too find steak snobbery pretty vile. Have your steak however you bloody well please.

>>9596

There's something to be enjoyed in most stages, but I do like the occasional well-done steak.
It's the closest thing possible to ordering a brick of beef jerky and if I could do that I would.

Well done varies from person to person. Some people take it to some utterly fucking ridiculous level where the steak is so dry and burnt it disintegrates when you put a knife to it and others where its just cooked all the way through and juices run clear. Gordon Ramsay's one of those cunts who thinks "well done" means burnt to a fucking crisp.
I prefer it from medium to well-done, truth be told. I have a niggle in the back of my mind that undercooked meat will always give me intestinal worms or something. Besides, not all kitchens or food storage methods ensure that it'll be alright.

>>9599

Nah lad,it gives you parasitic worm in your brain. Brilliant!

You actually want these worms burrowing into your brain, you really do.

>>9600

>>9600
Really when you eat undercooked beef you're eating the worm larva that turn into intestinal worms. The brain worms are when you lick the arse of someone with worms, you ingest the eggs which then burrow into your brain waiting for someone to eat you.

>>9599
>Gordon Ramsay's one of those cunts who thinks "well done" means burnt to a fucking crisp.
That sentence would be perfectly acceptable just left as:
>Gordon Ramsay's one of those cunts.

>>9603

Shit gets into a lot of meat, processed foods and pre-prepared foods too though. No need to tongue an anus for that.

I've started to ask for my steak blue, because saying rare ensures it comes back medium, or if they're really incompetent, well done.

>>9596

I don't preach, as it's your business what you do with your food, but a well done steak is usually a waste of a finer cut of meat. By that I mean I'll get plenty of patrons who will order the super deluxe, ultra tender aged sirloin, but well done you lose the flavour and texture you just paid a premium for. I will always recommend they go for the cheaper rump anything above medium, but they never listen.

It's also worth considering that most chefs will keep thier most dissapointing cuts for well done, because all of the imperfections are generally not noticed with such a tough end product.

Anyone who actually rolls thier eyes at you for ordering a steak at any temp is a cunt, but even a medium and a well done are worlds apart in quality if you ask me.

>>9605

I'd like to meet the genius who decided pubs should serve steaks on red hot 'sizzling' plates. Absolutely no fucking concept of how cooking meat actually works, and why the fuck did nobody ever go "when does the meat rest"?

It genuinely boils my piss. If you order a rare it's medium and dry by the time the plate has stopped spitting oil at you.

>>10932
This isn't nice. How are you supposed to eat it?

>>10940
Try and think of it as 2 burgers and a piece a chicken with some greens.

>>10942
I'm with >>10940. It isn't food porn if I have to mentally rearrange it on the plate to make it edible, in the same way that pictures of pretty girls fully clothed aren't porn even though I can 'try to think of' them naked.

>>10945

>>10947

>>10946
Well played.