There no easy way of knowing because it depends on too many things like your body weight and metabolism. If you want to stay legally safe stick to a half. I'm a skinny fucker and I'll have a cheeky pint, but I always let it sit for at least an hour before I go, and I know I'd still probably be fucked if I got pulled and breathalysed.

Just treat it the same way you would if you were transporting loads of drugs, remember the golden rule- Make sure you're not breaking any laws except the one you intend to. Check your lights before you set off, and drive like it's your driving test, but go just a tiny bit over the speed limit so you don't look like someone who'd trying to avoid suspicion.

>>89463

I see the man next door drink several cans of Fosters and go driving every day. He's a right prick and I'm thinking about reporting him.

>>89464

Fair play, he's definitely over the limit. Three cans would put nearly any adult male over, mainly because they lowered it a few years back.

>>89465

Right then, I'll report the weaselly prick.

>>89466

He's drunk and I just saw him take a piss in the back garden. If he gets in his car I'm calling 999. What a fucking skank.

>>89467
Surely there is number for less urgent calls? Just call your local rozzer HQ and report him and his license plate. Dispatch will send a car out looking for him.

>>89468

>Surely there is number for less urgent calls?

101.