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>> No. 90255 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 3:38 pm
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This guy is a useless penis.

How the fuck does he survive in post?

Is it because he knows where all of Boris' bodies are buried?
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>> No. 90257 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 4:40 pm
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Have you been editing Wikipedia ladm98? Reverted now, this was Google's snippet.
>> No. 90259 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 6:10 pm
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Is he really worse than the likes of Grayling, Hancock and Jenrick?
>> No. 90260 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 6:21 pm
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Like most of the cabinet he's a hardcore Brexitoid without an actual principle to be found. Just smart enough to know when to shut up, just dumb enough to think he could be the next PM.

I'd also agree with >>90259 's suggestion that Grayling's a far more miraculous political survivor, he's had half-a-dozen major cock-ups and has all the charisma of a notably dour tapeworm, yet somehow he remains. Perhaps he's such a loathsome freak he's kept around specifically to throw under a bus in case of full scale shit storm, his shiny dome acting as a lightning rod for a flurry of swift kicks while the others run for cover.
>> No. 90261 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 6:24 pm
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>>90255
>Is it because he knows where all of Boris' bodies are buried?

Likely. Apparently he has a tarantula named "chronus" in his parliamentary office, used to intimidate and coerce people to do his bidding.
>> No. 90262 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 6:26 pm
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He's a fireplace salesman LARPing as Francis Urquhart.
>> No. 90263 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 6:33 pm
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>>90255
He might be an incompetent nincompoop but he's no Chris Grayling or Grant Schapps
>> No. 90264 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 7:07 pm
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>>90261
>he has a tarantula named "chronus" in his parliamentary office, used to intimidate and coerce people to do his bidding

That makes me warm to him a little.
>> No. 90267 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 9:05 pm
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>>90261
>used to intimidate and coerce people to do his bidding

How does this work, anyway. Does he pick up the terrarium and slowly move it around menacingly going "wooo WOOOOO!" until people say yes just to get out of the conversation?
>> No. 90268 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>90264
That makes me cold to him. If you love your spider instead of keping it, it'll be in its comfort zone and your visitors might ask but your response should be to reduce interaction unless you really want to introduce them.

>>90267
If you have a well trained tarantula you can coerce it to rest on people's palms. Just make sure you give it space.

It's peacocking. The "look what my pet can do" approach to pet ownership. I prefer the partnership,
>> No. 90288 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 10:23 pm
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>>90264
First day on the job I'd kill it. Not even an anti-spider thing, it's just too try hard.
>> No. 90289 Anonymous
14th August 2020
Friday 10:36 pm
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>>90261

That's the most pathetic thing I've heard for a while. Why are so many tories trying their hardest to be camp caricatures of movie villains.

I'm trying to imagine walking into a bosses office and seeing him sat there stroking a fucking spider like he's Blofeld, I don't think I'd be capable of doing anything he asked of me on principle, or possibly because I'd died laughing.

I bet Mogg has a snake he feeds live mice to while monologuing about state schools.
>> No. 90332 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 9:24 pm
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What the actual fuck is going on with this picture?

A whip? A little red book?
>> No. 90333 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 9:29 pm
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>>90332
Government whips get an actual, ideally ceremonial, whip on taking the office.
>> No. 90334 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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>>90333
I'm sure he did - and its totally normal for that to be lying around on the under pressure ministers otherwise minimalist desk, when he invites a PA photographer into his office.

I know that Boris has many skeletons in the closet - there are plenty of stories/gossip that haven't hit the news yet - but he needs to fire the fucker right now.

Awful.
>> No. 90335 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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>>90267
Oh, no, he's above that. I'm told he has a spare terrarium, and when he really wants to freak someone out he puts that on his desk instead of the one with Cronus in.
>> No. 90336 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 11:18 pm
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>>90332

What should be truly disturbing about this is there's no computer on the desk. Not even a laptop.

But of course there isn't, why would he need one? We all know politicians don't do any real work.
>> No. 90337 Anonymous
18th August 2020
Tuesday 11:45 pm
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>>90336
But if there were a computer on his desk, everyone would be meming about how that's the computer that did the results, innit.

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