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>> No. 4414 Anonymous
22nd August 2013
Thursday 11:34 pm
4414 "Dad! I am a transsexual."
http://www.uniqlo.com/uk/store/list/basic/women/tops/flannelshirts

Alright, well, I'm not really. However, I stumbled across these shirts and I was all "those are some pretty nice shirts, and totally my style!". Then I realised that they were ladies clothes and I, almost as quickly, remembered I was a man.

What I'm asking is, if I buy a large, will I end up looking ridiculous, or will no one be able to tell because it's a plaid shirt and not a cocktail dress?

No one notices the ladies underwear, so I feel pretty confident about some shirts.
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>> No. 4415 Anonymous
22nd August 2013
Thursday 11:49 pm
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It depends how they hang on you. They look like they taper out at the hips a bit so that might look slightly odd on a male figure. I heard it was fairly common for guys who wore really skinny jeans (I hope those are out of fashion now) to wear female ones.
>> No. 4416 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 12:54 am
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>>4415

This lad has it. If it hangs like a shirt, you're sound. Don't worry at all about the taboo of wearing something that's meant to be from the women's section. If you like how it looks, the only difference is fit.

Otherwise you should try to identify the patterns you like and look for them in the mens section. Are there any particular shirts you like? Us /poof/ters might be able to ID the print and direct you to an alternative.

ASOS have some pretty interesting prints that might be worth looking at:
http://www.asos.com/Men/Shirts/Cat/pgecategory.aspx?cid=3602&via=top&wt.srch=1&affid=5571&r=2#parentID=-1&pge=0&pgeSize=200&sort=-1
>> No. 4417 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 12:59 am
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>>4414

The majority of my wardrobe is female cut. That said, if you were my son and I saw you wearing one of those I would beat you to death with a cricketbat, before furtively disposing of your body.
>> No. 4418 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 1:06 am
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>>4417

I've been watching a lot of pseudo-scientific murder docs on Channel 5 recently, and it sounds to me like you've got some serious sexual deviancies.
>> No. 4419 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 1:10 am
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>>4418

Tell that to the string of broken hearted ex-girlfriends who litter my past.
>> No. 4420 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 5:48 am
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>>4419

>"And when we study the past of the Britfa Bat Batterer, we see that he was never really able to form meaningful relationships with the opposite sex, only ever manipulating them for his own needs."
>"He instead sort companionship in seedy, and Anonymous, online communities, often discussing the merits of 'Men Who Have Sex With Men'"

It might not be true, but that's social science for you.
>> No. 4421 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 7:42 am
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>>4414

For tedious historical reasons, shirts button left-over-right while blouses button right-over-left. Same goes for cardigans, blazers etc. Anyone with an ounce of fashion sense will spot it from a mile off.
>> No. 4422 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 8:14 am
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You will look like a flaming homo.

Girls shirts button up the wrong way too.
>> No. 4424 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 2:52 pm
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>>4420

I will have you know that I have never discussed MSM.

But Bat Batterer ntrigues me...
>> No. 4425 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 4:47 pm
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>>4424
Bat Battering Bum Buggerer.
>> No. 4427 Anonymous
23rd August 2013
Friday 5:00 pm
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>>4426

SHOCKER

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