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>> No. 4997 Anonymous
31st July 2014
Thursday 6:27 pm
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Evening, lads.

For the first time in my life I'm attempting to grow a beard and I need some advice. I've reached the stage where I need to do something with my neck; I don't want to leave it too long and look like a scruffbag but I don't want to shave too high up and look like Jeremy Beadle, i.e. a completely bald neck so that if you yawn/stretch your face/do anything that results in a double chin you look ridiculous.

Should I gradually shave it off bit by bit or go to a barber? stop being a cunt by laughing at his withered hand and help me, please.

Thanks, lads.
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>> No. 4998 Anonymous
31st July 2014
Thursday 6:33 pm
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Just shave around the base so that it's even and neat. Kind of like Beadle but on your neck.
>> No. 4999 Anonymous
1st August 2014
Friday 12:25 am
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>>4997

If you are fat, having an attractive short beard is hard.

If you aren't, then shave right into the where the joint of you jaw is under your ear to your adams apple. Then, adjust to preference.
>> No. 5009 Anonymous
1st September 2014
Monday 12:56 am
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Hello matey. You're asking how to shave a decent neckline. Here's a good guide: http://www.beards.org/neck.php

I have a mighty beard and an obsessive personality so I don't trust myself to trim my beard. I'm scared I'll make a mistake and shave it all off in an attempt to correct it, so I just go to a barber. Find a barbershop, one with straight razors and Turkish lads. Most salons will be able to give you a trim but they usually lack the tools or know-how for proper male grooming.
>> No. 5010 Anonymous
1st September 2014
Monday 1:10 am
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>>4997

> i.e. a completely bald neck so that if you yawn/stretch your face/do anything that results in a double chin you look ridiculous.

Shit, I thought it was just me. I need to go and attempt to remedy my beard.
>> No. 5011 Anonymous
1st September 2014
Monday 4:09 am
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When I saw are Jeremy's pic, my heart skipped a beat because I thought he'd died.

Then I remembered he's already dead.

Sage for obvious reasons.
>> No. 5012 Anonymous
1st September 2014
Monday 10:28 am
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http://georgelucasneck.tumblr.com

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