A screenshot of the sunlit uplands of .gs right there.

>>16033
The sunlit uplands is codenamed geronimo after the dead alpaca. I will need some graphical materials to support this grim idea.

The new version is called moon.

>>16032
Okay disruption over for tonight.

mobile stylesheet when never ever

>>16035
I want my twenty minutes back.

>>16032
Will be doing some updates today lads, apologies for the inconvenience.

I've been coming here years and always wondered who you are, mysterious mod that maintains this place.

How'd it start? Why do you do it? Does anybody in your real life know?

Wouldn't answer these questions here either myself, but appreciate the effort I guess.

>>16045

We know precious little of him, but here is an artist's rendering based on what few clues we have pieced together over the years.

>>16046
Wow, looks like shit. Whoever's responsible for that "art" should top themselves.

>>16047

Harcore opinion, Lad. Finally got disenfranchised from the other place?

>>16048
>Harcore opinion, Lad.
I mean, at least it's more interesting than "reaction videos are lazy".

>>16048
Hey, you want to live in shit, be my guest, just don't tread it through the house, yeah?

>>16049
I bet you watch videos shot in a 9:16 aspect ratio.

>>16047
I would guess a computer made that one. It's not bad, but the shed is more of a garage nowadays.

The site is all good, I have been testing a new server since December and will cut over to it in the next few days. You shouldn't notice anything.

>>16050

Another opinion pulled from the depths of your bowels. Next time, just keep your hand up there and stay away from the keyboard.

>>16052
But I like the old server! Why do you have to ruin everything?!

>>16053
It's a very good opinion. If you want to live in a World Wide Web of AI sludge, okay, but I don't want to. There aren't any sensible arguments in favour of making the internet even worse, but it sounds like you do a little jig whenever you see a banner ad or an autoplaying spam video, so maybe you're real life Gremlin of sorts. We clearly have different moral centres. Or rather, I have one, you're too stupid to do so.

And if you're defending vertical video formats then you're too far gone and the only option for you is the hospice.

>>16054
The old one is old. Old version of Linux, old version of PHP and old version of MySQL. Also, it's in Ireland and I want it to be in the UK now. It's in Uncle Jeffs cloud ladm9, we treat our servers as cattle and not as pets.

After I fixed the delete bug, I fixed a load more bugs and updated the code to the newest version of PHP, and also made it a load more cloud friendly, and removed a load of shite that we never used or was buggy. I also made a version of the site that runs in Python and uses more modern approaches, and also made a version of the site that was proper mobile friendly and single page app.

We have to shift servers because of all the above. If nothing else, it should look the same (for now) and be a bit faster.

Also, pleased to see a /shed/ thread turn into a cunt-off.

>>16056
>and removed a load of shite that we never used
Can you also add a list somewhere of all the fun hidden things this site has? I can never remember if the list of recent visitors is at /sentry or /sentinel and if I can't remember that, how will I ever hope to find the others?

>>16057
Those should probably be on the features page - currently there's a link to that if you click Help, the link to which is only visible when not using /*. It's the digital equivalent of a "Beware of the Leopard" setup. Some hidden things should stay hidden, all the same.

I think we need a new homepage that takes into account large screens.

Post your suggestions, best one become the home page of the site.

>>16060
>Post your suggestions, best one become the home page of the site.

Vorderman.

>>16032
I will be taking the site down later tonight for some system updates. Apologies in advance.

>>16061
There is nothing wrong with the French breakfast.

>>16062
Apologies ladm9s, one of you made a post either side of a database snapshot, so you'll have to make it again. Otherwise everything should be back to normal for the time being - I'll be doing some more updates later this month.

My posts here have been taking noticably longer than usual for the past week or so .. anything to do with the recent updates?

>>16067
I've been having the same issue. I blame the slightly less racist wordfilter. It's ruined everything.

>>16067
Will soon be fixed, apologies. It's because right now the site is running halfway between Dublin and London.

I think our SSL has expired again.

>>16070
certbot cron can get a bit wonky.

>>16071
I just got another SSL warning. Stop trying to steal my credit card information! Weirdly, though, it happened while refreshing the page I was already on, which was /*/.