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There was an episode of Bernard's Watch where Bernard had stopped time whilst he was on one of his little escapades, trying to catch a rabbit that was on the loose or something like that, and when he unfroze time several hours later it turned out that the chicken his mum had been roasting was burnt to a crisp because it had continued to cook during all of the hours it was frozen. |
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It does raise some interesting questions about energy and the laws of physics in Bernard's universe. |
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I always wanted the Bernard's Watch finalé to end like the Twilight Zone episode it was based off (presumably, if not it'd be a massive coincidence); Bernie taking too many liberties, breaking the watch whilst in freezetime, and being forced to live forever in a frozen world in which he never ages. |
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My biggest gripe with this show was the fact that for some reason, time being stopped gave him the ability to lift very heavy things that would normally be beyond him. In one episode, he moves a full size bouncy castle under a falling man and saves his live. |
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hMmnSZE-.jpg >>23391 |
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Children_of_the_Stones.jpg A bit earlier than Bernard's Watch but still full of bowl-cuts and brightly knitted jumpers; was Sapphire & Steel aimed at kids? The first season at least co-starred a pair of children. |
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1503325722-queensnosev2.jpg >>23394 |
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tgft.jpg >>23400 |
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MV5BZmZiNmQwZWEtNDFjMS00ODQ4LTg5NjQtYzY2ZDgxZjc5ZG.jpg >>23400 |
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harriet 2.jpg >>23402 |
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MV5BOThmNjhhN2ItZGFmMC00YmU3LTgwMDktYmJjNDQ0OGMwOD.jpg Auntie Mabel or Pippin? |
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ttv.jpg So lads, Tilly, Tom, or Tiny? |
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rosie-and-jim-c22a5b25-fc99-4e33-a5b0-80fba7f6db5-.jpg >>23407 |
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bakers-logo-round.png >>23406 |
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Maybe we should move this on to /x/ |
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itv-archive-shutterstock-editorial-692416an.jpg >>23412 |
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Do you reckon you could knock someone out with a sack of spuds to their bonce? |
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2fac9183-a33a-4724-895b-0b9d0d1845a6_1.0956c357499.jpg >>23427 |
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the-queens-nose-tv-series-db258cff-6e40-4cb5-9f36-.jpg Dino from The Queen's Nose was a bit of a guilty would. |
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$value.jpg Michael Underwood is now a primary school teacher. |
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When I was younger I always used to dream about entering the Blue Peter sunflower competition, but I never did. I entered two of their competitions, one which was the 'Crown for the Millennium' where I drew a really cool Millennium Dome crown but lost out to some girl who drew a bunch of twigs sticking out of a green cap and the other was where you had to draw the Millennium Bug and I drew a really cool insectoid where the body was made out of microchips and it had really fierce looking mandibles but I didn't win that one either. They didn't even show my entries on the telly, those fuckers. |
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But why did they rig the competition? |
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1001_MonaTheVampire.jpg Mona the Vampire was shit, but it had an absolutely banging theme song. |
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Des from Diggit has been jailed for 10 years for rape. |
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reese.jpg >>23991 |
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Britfa first meeting.jpg >>23997 |
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I read something earlier in the month about a CBBC presenter, who also ran a dog walking business, getting convicted of making beastiality porn. I'm guessing they're not going to address this on air, but I remember it being such a big deal when Richard Bacon was caught smoking weed and had to apologise for it. |
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dogs.jpg I sometimes get a boner when the cat kneeds my thigh with its claws. |
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Ewr_jlNUcAUNgcY.jpg What in the name of God is happening here? |
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kieNq.jpg >>24085 |
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keith-lards-dog-1024x613.jpg >>24086 |
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One day when I have a house I'll get a dog. |
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Sounds like you lads want to leave bollocks on your dogs as an excuse to watch them shagging other dogs. |
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When I was a child I was a big Formula One fan, with Mika Hakkinen my favourite driver. I used to day dream that I had Bernard's Watch and I'd use it to take one of the wheels off Michael Schumacher's cars so he'd have to retire from the race because he was such a dirty cheating German twat. |
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