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>> No. 23386 Anonymous
18th November 2020
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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There was an episode of Bernard's Watch where Bernard had stopped time whilst he was on one of his little escapades, trying to catch a rabbit that was on the loose or something like that, and when he unfroze time several hours later it turned out that the chicken his mum had been roasting was burnt to a crisp because it had continued to cook during all of the hours it was frozen.

This has always stayed with me because I thought it was so fucked up. Imagine you've just got into a red hot bath to relax and next thing you know your tender flesh is peeling away from the bone and congealing around you because, completely unbeknownst to you, you've actually been boiled alive for several hours whilst some little scamp has frozen time so he can be at two different friend's birthday parties at the same time or whatever. Fucked up, I tell you.
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>> No. 23387 Anonymous
18th November 2020
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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It does raise some interesting questions about energy and the laws of physics in Bernard's universe.
>> No. 23388 Anonymous
18th November 2020
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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I always wanted the Bernard's Watch finalé to end like the Twilight Zone episode it was based off (presumably, if not it'd be a massive coincidence); Bernie taking too many liberties, breaking the watch whilst in freezetime, and being forced to live forever in a frozen world in which he never ages.
>> No. 23389 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 1:25 am
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>>23388
I'm pretty sure Bernard aged when time was frozen, there was an episode where he hurt himself and wouldn't be able to go on holiday with his family and he just froze time for a week so he could heal
>> No. 23390 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 2:58 am
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My biggest gripe with this show was the fact that for some reason, time being stopped gave him the ability to lift very heavy things that would normally be beyond him. In one episode, he moves a full size bouncy castle under a falling man and saves his live.
>> No. 23391 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:28 am
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>>23388

Did something like this happen in The Queen's Nose or Demon Headmaster or something?

I'm sure some of the kids TV in this era had some proper grim themes, covered up by bright jumpers and bowlcuts.
>> No. 23392 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:38 am
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>>23388
I think Bernard the little fuck did forget to take it for a service too long and it starting playing up and he basically broke the whole of reality for a while, but then the magic postman guy turned up and deus ex machina'd everything for him.
>> No. 23393 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:45 am
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>>23391
I don't think it happened with The Queen's Nose, but I lost interest after it stopped focusing on Harmony and the coin went to weird carny people instead.

Harmony is now a psychotherapist.

https://welldoing.org/email/victoria-shalet-person-centred-humanistic-psychotherapist-london-w1u
>> No. 23394 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:49 am
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>>23393

Why did you have to show me this, I'd forgotten about my childhood crush and now she's fucking gorgeous.
>> No. 23395 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:50 am
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>>23391
>I'm sure some of the kids TV in this era had some proper grim themes, covered up by bright jumpers and bowlcuts.

A lot of Roald Dalhs books had some dark themes or twists to them, and plenty of 90s kids programming was either directly based on his work or heavily influenced by it. And then of course this was the era of goosebumps, and I think that the short stories by Paul Jennings had a massive influence on me. And then if you think about it you also have childrens cartoons like spiderman which I think were still quite a bit darker in some ways than even adult-orientated superhero movies today.

And then of course going through the optimism of the 2000s all those sorts of darker themes slowly got pushed aside by Harry Potter and LotR driving a big resurgence in fantasy and worlds where good always wins and all your wishes come true.
>> No. 23396 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:54 am
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A bit earlier than Bernard's Watch but still full of bowl-cuts and brightly knitted jumpers; was Sapphire & Steel aimed at kids? The first season at least co-starred a pair of children.

>> No. 23397 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 12:31 pm
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>>23395
It seems David Walliams and the like are trying to make a comeback with more cynical kids' books but it does seem rather forced, doesn't it.
>> No. 23398 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 12:34 pm
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>>23386
These days Bernard spends his days tweeting non-stop about Nottingham Forest. He seems like a nice lad.

https://twitter.com/itsmedave41/
>> No. 23399 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 12:56 pm
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>>23397
The PC brigade are angry about the children's books Walliams has written and they seem to have a point; they're not really cynical so much as nasty in the way you should really have expected, coming from the creator of Little Britain.
>> No. 23400 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 1:40 pm
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>>23394
Anyone who preferred Melody over Harmony was a fucking wrong 'un, in my book.

Katy Hill. Harmony from Queen's Nose. Hannah from S Club 7. Cavegirl. Those were the days.
>> No. 23401 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 2:25 pm
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>>23400
> Katy Hill. Harmony from Queen's Nose. Hannah from S Club 7. Cavegirl.

Never forget.
>> No. 23402 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 6:09 pm
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>>23400

Natalie or Serena?
>> No. 23403 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 6:28 pm
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>>23402

Natalie for me every time. Then again I was only about thirteen myself when that show came out.

Didn't the older sister eventually move out and get replaced by some kind of goth cousin or has my long term memory finally turned to fudge?
>> No. 23404 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 7:23 pm
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>>23402
I'd completely forgot that show existed.

Julia Jekyll or Harriet Hyde? Wanked myself silly to her when Sugar Rush was on.
>> No. 23405 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 7:55 pm
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>>23404
I never realised that was the same actress, thanks.
>> No. 23406 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 8:53 pm
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Auntie Mabel or Pippin?
>> No. 23407 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 10:12 pm
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So lads, Tilly, Tom, or Tiny?
>> No. 23408 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 10:14 pm
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>>23407
Is Rosie supposed to be Romany or black?
>> No. 23409 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 10:15 pm
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>>23406
Fun fact: the second Pippin was the dog in the Bakers logo.
>> No. 23410 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 10:43 pm
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>>23408
Rosie is mixed race but what you could call a new age traveller. She met Jim who is one of the last of those canal boat people who used to transport coal and settled down. I don't like to think about how they're creepy dolls that come alive when nobody is looking because it's a bit unsettling.

Nobody told me this but for some reason its the story that has been in my mind since I saw the show.
>> No. 23411 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 11:36 pm
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>>23407

Absolute pricks.

>>23408

That concertina is a cheap piece of tat and the Ragdoll is a horrible sardine can of a boat.

Little felt bastards with their knitting wool hair, trying to steal your soul when you aren't looking. Send them all back to whatever haberdashery they came from.
>> No. 23412 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 2:31 am
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Maybe we should move this on to /x/
>> No. 23413 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 6:45 am
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>>23412
None of us mentioned the episode of Bernard's Watch with Leslie Grantham.
>> No. 23414 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 10:46 am
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>>23413
Fucking hell what's going on here? Is he going to send him on a conveyer belt towards a buzzsaw like in a Bond supervillain? I thought Bernard's Watch was supposed to be about stopping time because his mum forgot to get milk from the shops and the like.
>> No. 23415 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:03 am
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>>23414
Different times.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asL8xuZa9Vk
>> No. 23416 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:10 am
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>>23415
Hah! Hilarious!
>> No. 23417 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:28 am
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Do you reckon you could knock someone out with a sack of spuds to their bonce?
>> No. 23418 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:37 am
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>>23417
Frozen, maybe.
>> No. 23419 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:39 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2e229FQwEs
>> No. 23420 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:39 am
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>>23417

Thrown, no. Dropped from height, yes.
>> No. 23421 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:44 am
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>>23420
What if you twatted them with it? A big back of baking potatoes.
>> No. 23422 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:45 am
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>>23419

>> No. 23423 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:52 am
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>>23420

Makes sense. The terminal velocity of a 3"3, or 300g potato is about 92m/s which is more than double the upper velocity a human can throw.
>> No. 23424 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:56 am
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>>23423
I'd imagine some form of slingshot would work as well.
>> No. 23425 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:59 am
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>>23424
Your average* person can easily match that speed with an atlatl, if they know what they're doing.

*in good shape, so not an average modern Anglo.
>> No. 23426 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 12:11 pm
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>>23421

Maybe if I whirled it around like a discus thrower, but I suspect that the loose spuds would dissipate a lot of the energy. It'd be a nasty knock, but I wouldn't bank on it as a knockout blow. I'd be more confident with one big spud in a football sock.
>> No. 23427 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 12:26 pm
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>>23425
Even a spear with a potato on the end of it?
>> No. 23428 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 12:44 pm
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>>23427
Drop a spud in one of these, should be about the same.
>> No. 23432 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 3:44 pm
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Dino from The Queen's Nose was a bit of a guilty would.
>> No. 23599 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 3:57 pm
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Michael Underwood is now a primary school teacher.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/i-swapped-being-shows-like-23617633
>> No. 23900 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 9:39 am
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When I was younger I always used to dream about entering the Blue Peter sunflower competition, but I never did. I entered two of their competitions, one which was the 'Crown for the Millennium' where I drew a really cool Millennium Dome crown but lost out to some girl who drew a bunch of twigs sticking out of a green cap and the other was where you had to draw the Millennium Bug and I drew a really cool insectoid where the body was made out of microchips and it had really fierce looking mandibles but I didn't win that one either. They didn't even show my entries on the telly, those fuckers.
>> No. 23901 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 11:24 am
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>>23900

This sounds like a Supervillain origin story from a Dr. Who one shot.
>> No. 23902 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 1:15 pm
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>>23900
I can relate to this actually. Looking back any kind of children's art competition is either politics or just picking something at random that looks like a kid's drawing. Merit has nothing to do with it.

Why do adults rig everything?
>> No. 23903 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 2:56 pm
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>>23900
My drawing of Fox from The Animals of Farthing Wood was utterly outstanding, and that was never shown either. It's ridiculous. My mum agrees; ask her.
>> No. 23904 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 3:21 pm
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>>23902
Did I imagine it or was there a scandal with Blue Peter rigging a competition?
>> No. 23905 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 3:41 pm
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>>23904
It was the cat naming competition, they went with a name that didn't win the public vote. Think to vote you have to call a premium phone number, so it was a bit dodgy.
>> No. 23906 Anonymous
7th August 2021
Saturday 3:41 pm
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>>23905
Looking into it, no premium number, just an online vote. The people wanted Cookie, but BBC changed the results to name the cat Socks.
>> No. 23910 Anonymous
8th August 2021
Sunday 1:10 am
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>>23906

Despicable
>> No. 23913 Anonymous
8th August 2021
Sunday 1:33 am
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But why did they rig the competition?
>> No. 23914 Anonymous
8th August 2021
Sunday 1:59 am
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>>23913
>Cookie
What's the odds Jamie Oliver was involved?
>> No. 23919 Anonymous
8th August 2021
Sunday 7:41 am
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>>23914
>Former Blue Peter editor Richard Marson is understood to have been dismissed in the wake of the incident. But insiders claimed he was the victim of a "witch hunt". One said: "Staff didn't want to call the cat Cookie as they felt it was inappropriate because of child obesity."

>Marson also decided to pick the name Socks - for most of the poll in first place - after a late surge of multiple votes for the name Cookie indicated "something fishy".

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/the-new-new-blue-peter-cat-507711

Jamie Oliver definitely has his clammy mitts all over this.
>> No. 23920 Anonymous
9th August 2021
Monday 9:36 am
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>>23919
Has technology advanced to the point where we can now manifest or encourage concepts into being by simply referring to a word associated with that concept?

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/03/angry-jane-asks-ms-to-rebrand-plain-jane-pastries-as-name-calling-isnt-okay-15033178/

>Mum-of-three Jane Hudson blasted the supermarket, asking if it was ‘implying all Janes are plain’.

>‘What’s the connection? Are they implying Janes are plain!!!! NOT HAPPY!!!!

>‘They’re a plain vanilla doughnut, I don’t know why they need to name it that person’s name.

>‘I’m not moaning, they were very tasty, I just think M&S should know better.’

>The post sparked a huge discussion, with 250 comments from people including Karens and Debbies, who shared their own experiences of being the butt of people’s jokes.

>‘Life’s too short to be always offended, they just aren’t very inventive.’

How do you stop this superstition of literalism seeping into the world? I mean the sheer fucking stupidity of it is clear, but for example M&S website describes the offending donut as "‘Our ‘plain Jane’ version is simply delicious, with a sweet vanilla flavour,’ the retailer’s website reads." Doesn't sound very bloody plain, does it Jane? No, it's 'simply delicious' and contains vanilla, a fucking spice often sourced from Madagascar. Fucking hell, Jane.

Has telling everyone that their feelings are valid regardless of rationale opened a Pandora's box a plague of loud morons who can't be dealt with without admitting that actually, some people and some opinions are just plain stupid?
>> No. 23921 Anonymous
9th August 2021
Monday 9:46 am
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>>23920
What do you think the average age of someone with the name Debbie, Karen or Jane is? Women of a certain age love to be busybody's and have a good moan because they have fuck all of interest actually going on in their life.
>> No. 23922 Anonymous
9th August 2021
Monday 9:53 am
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>>23920

>Has telling everyone that their feelings are valid regardless of rationale opened a Pandora's box[?]

Yes. Sometimes people just need to be told to shut the fuck up and stop whinging, but over the last decade we have slowly lost the stomach to do it.

People typically want to blame it on the loony left and all that, but I think it's actually the other way around- The loud morons who poured out of the proverbial pandora's box subsequently occupied and lobotomised the left, making it into what it is today.

I think the Karen one is deliciously ironic though, because look at them all. Being massive Karens about it, proving us right.
>> No. 23923 Anonymous
9th August 2021
Monday 9:59 am
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>>23920
I'm no expert because I think doughnuts in general are massively overrated, but I assume the name is referring to how it's decorated, not how it tastes. Most doughnuts I see nowadays are very multicoloured.
>> No. 23924 Anonymous
9th August 2021
Monday 1:09 pm
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>>23921
>Women of a certain age love to be busybody's and have a good moan because they have fuck all of interest actually going on in their life.

You're also forgetting that she's a 'mum-of-three'. She's not only boring but feels entitled which is why she's complaining to M&S instead of her local arse-pissing forum.

>>23923
Doughnuts are actually one of the 'healthiest' bakery goods, croissants aside. Muffins and cookies take the piss.

>but I assume the name is referring to how it's decorated, not how it tastes

I don't know why we've decided as a society that vanilla is plain, it's some fantasy universe plant taking 4 years to mature that magically flowers for 24 hours once a year. A vanilla doughnut is the best.
>> No. 23986 Anonymous
2nd October 2021
Saturday 9:39 am
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Mona the Vampire was shit, but it had an absolutely banging theme song.
>> No. 23990 Anonymous
2nd October 2021
Saturday 9:11 pm
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Des from Diggit has been jailed for 10 years for rape.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ex-childrens-tv-presenter-paul-25119319

In August he was sentenced to nine years for killing two people whilst driving coked up at over 100mph.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kids-tv-presenter-paul-ballard-24740000
>> No. 23991 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 12:26 am
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>>23990
All I can remember from Diggit was Dave The Barbarian and House Of Mouse, both of which were pretty good shows. It's sad that Des had to kill people in a car crash and rape a woman, while Fearne Cotton gets off scott free. Shows that there's no such thing as justice in this day and age.
>> No. 23992 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 1:45 am
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>>23991

If they're serious about cracking down on crime, the police should be going through Fearne Cotton's contact list.
>> No. 23993 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 2:00 am
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>>23991
>>23992
Is this about her dating the Lostprophets singer or her connection to taking down Britchan?
>> No. 23995 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 8:39 am
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>>23991
Recess was undoubtedly the best.
>> No. 23996 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 2:15 pm
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>>23993
>her connection to taking down Britchan?
I never posted on Britchan. I'm too new. Can someone please summarise what happened? Did she post there? Was the Vorderman thread about her instead?
>> No. 23997 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 2:20 pm
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>>23996
Not to answer your question but Britchan was a bit like the American Confederacy; it lasted for all of five minutes relative to here but gets far too much remembering.
>> No. 23998 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 4:00 pm
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>>23997
Funposting will ride again, Chanologist.
>> No. 24068 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:14 am
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>>23998

Ugh, the masks of shame. A lingering taint on this site's past as a few of their lot were regulars here. I imagine someone will be along shortly to talk about Heretic or The Saddo.
>> No. 24069 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:16 am
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>>24068
Clearly nobody was going to mention it until you just did.
>> No. 24070 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:39 am
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>>24069
That's not true I was going to but he beat me to the punch.
>> No. 24071 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:37 pm
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>>24068
>a few of their lot were regulars here

This whole website is a Chanology hub by design. We've just been suppressed by Scientology-lads starting cunt-offs about materialism and girls with willies.
>> No. 24072 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 1:39 pm
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I read something earlier in the month about a CBBC presenter, who also ran a dog walking business, getting convicted of making beastiality porn. I'm guessing they're not going to address this on air, but I remember it being such a big deal when Richard Bacon was caught smoking weed and had to apologise for it.
>> No. 24073 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:04 pm
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>>24072

Grim.

I always wonder about deviants like zoophiles and pedos, how do they operate their little secret networks? Do they have some form of secret code word like bumders used to have polari?

I suppose there's the dark web these days, but there have always been bumders and dog fuckers.
>> No. 24074 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:16 pm
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>>24073
Have you never noticed how you get those groups of dog-walkers in the park? I reckon If you fancied doing some lab work you'd just need to find a perverted circle. Maybe slip it into conversation and see how it goes.

Good god is this how I'm going to spend my Saturday.
>> No. 24075 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:34 pm
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>>24072
Wasn't it cocaine?
>(No, it was definitely Richard Bacon)
You know what I mean.

Anyway, I went looking for this news story, and:
https://www.starsandstyle.co.uk/celeb-news/former-cbbc-presenter-pleads-guilty-to-possessing-extreme-animal-porn/
>Former CBBC presenter pleads responsible to possessing excessive animal porn
How much is "excessive"? Is it okay to fuck a dog, but only once? Or is any animal bigger than a guinea pig deemed "excessive", so kittens are out but you can do the mouse-bumming thing and that's fine?
>> No. 24076 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:44 pm
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>>24075

Who the fuck wrote that article? It sounds like a report done by aliens, or maybe just translated a couple of times.
>> No. 24077 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:59 pm
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>>24072
With bestiality porn I always wonder which way round they have it. Is it a horse fucking a woman? Or is it a man fucking a labrador? Which is more immoral - penetrating an animal, or being penetrated by an animal?
>> No. 24078 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 3:03 pm
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>>24076
It provides a link to the "original article" at the bottom, which makes me think the website (which I've certainly never heard of before) has a bot which just copy-pastes articles from other news sites. That would explain why it refers to a picture that isn't there, for example.
>> No. 24079 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 3:13 pm
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>>24077
It would be curious to see how far they'd take it. Are any lubes based on animal products? Is it immoral to be penetrated by a frankfurter? To eat or suck on unprocessed animal genitals while masturbating? There's always the lazy "if it's clear you're getting off on it sexually then that's what makes it porn" angle but it's not unheard of for people to describe food as being so good eating it turns them on. The imagery of this makes me feel slightly ill but it seems as though that's where the legislation's coming from, there's no actual harm prevention there.
>> No. 24080 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 5:05 pm
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>>24076

The story is copied from another website, but with a crude algorithm to replace random words with synonyms. Google's algorithm can easily spot straight plagiarism, but it struggles to detect gibberish.

It's the same reason for those long preambles on recipe websites - recipes don't look like original content to the algorithm because they're quite formulaic, so you need to tack on some bollocks about how it was your nan's favourite.
>> No. 24081 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 5:38 pm
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>>24077
I'd say it's far more immoral to penetrate and animal than it is to be penetrated by one.

If the animal is doing the penetrating then there's a reasonable chance they're getting some enjoyment out of it. The other way round reminds me of that story of a woman who pieced together that her son was raping her dogs because of miserable her pets became.
>> No. 24082 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 9:56 pm
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>>24081
Where on the moral spectrum is foreplay?
>> No. 24083 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:13 pm
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I sometimes get a boner when the cat kneeds my thigh with its claws.
>> No. 24084 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:24 pm
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>>24081
I think it's dirtier to be fucked by an animal than to fuck one. Imagine a dog cumming in your bum, it's unthinkable. I can probably rationalise fucking an animal, but not enticing one to fuck your bum/fanny.
>> No. 24085 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:34 pm
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>>24081

The way we treat animals generally in terms of factory farming most (far worse than any concentration camp and done at a mind-boggling scale), wantonly destroying the habitats of others and enslaving the rest for emotional support/punchbags, worrying about their genitals is just bizarre.
>> No. 24086 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:38 pm
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What in the name of God is happening here?
>> No. 24087 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 11:07 pm
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>>24073

I have no idea about zoophiles but paedos start up animé leagues
>> No. 24088 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 12:18 am
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>>24085
Stop trying to rationalise wanking your dog off. It isn't happening.
>> No. 24089 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 12:26 am
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>>24088
>> No. 24090 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 12:43 am
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>>24086
The ignorance that the young generation have towards fire safety.
>> No. 24091 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 1:12 am
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One day when I have a house I'll get a dog.

When you get a boy dog, the right thing to do is get their balls cut off, isn't it? I've always vaguely felt a bit bad about that, it's not like the poor lad asked to be a human pet, and that's the price he has to pay. I've always sympathised a bit more with animals that your average person would so it sort of troubles me a bit emotionally.

But then again, if you don't give him the snip, he's going to be very sexually frustrated. He'll be a literally involuntary celibate. Anyone who's ever gone on a residential trip as a teenager know how much of a nightmare it is not to wank for a week or two, the poor guy will be losing his mind, and it's not like he can wank himself off. They can reach down there with their mouths, which is something a human can't do, but I don't think they've invented blowjobs in dog society yet.

Is having an un-neutered dog perhaps one of the signs of a zoophile?

(I've never felt the same ethical quandary over female dogs and spaying them, so I think the solution for me is just to get a girl dog. I still wouldn't fuck it though.)
>> No. 24092 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 3:19 am
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>>24091

I've been trying to restrain myself, but you've forced my hand.


>> No. 24093 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 12:24 pm
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>>24091

Neutering dogs is largely done for human convenience. Anyone telling you otherwise is misdirecting you in an effort to be responsible about unwanted pup litters, at the expense of the health of the dog.

Neutering has some positive and negative health effects associated with it, but I believe the negative outweigh the positive and I personally wouldn't do it if I had a dog. That comes with the responsibility of supervising the dog, not letting him rut or spend time around females in heat. I'd want to avoid all of the potential problems down the road, especially the joint and bone issues that would seriously inhibit a dogs quality of life.
>> No. 24094 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 1:02 pm
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>>24093

>That comes with the responsibility of supervising the dog, not letting him rut or spend time around females in heat

Which is one reason why it's strongly recommended to neuter free-range cats. You can supervise a dog if you are a committed dog owner, but you don't know what your cat does when he or she is out and about.

A friend had an unneutered male Rottweil, which one time actually spunked on the sofa pillows after dry humping them for several minutes. Good times.
>> No. 24095 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 1:26 pm
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Sounds like you lads want to leave bollocks on your dogs as an excuse to watch them shagging other dogs.
>> No. 24096 Anonymous
24th October 2021
Sunday 3:23 pm
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>>24093

The references at the bottom of this article might be of interest. Generally it's bad for the muskuloskeletal system, but take it on balance with the risk that you might end up with a litter of pups you don't know what to do with: https://www.akcchf.org/educational-resources/library/articles/an-update-on-the-health.html
>> No. 24097 Anonymous
28th October 2021
Thursday 8:52 am
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>>24092
Saying rude things in a Cockney accent is not inherently funny and it never has been. Stop posting these fucking videos I swear to God.
>> No. 24351 Anonymous
16th February 2022
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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Natalie Wild is in the third episode of This Is Going to Hurt, which is the first time she's been on the telly in about ten years.

Still would.
>> No. 24353 Anonymous
17th February 2022
Thursday 12:23 am
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>>24351
>Natalie Wild
I wanted to know if I knew her from anything, but DuckDuckGo image results just return tonnes of, mostly, Natalie Mars porn (who is someone else I don't know) and with safe searching on I got a million different women actors, muscians, etc.

I have to ask, are you Natalie Wil? Because no one else seems to remember this person.
>> No. 24354 Anonymous
17th February 2022
Thursday 1:03 am
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>>24353
IMDB has the entire cast, including nobodies, and there isn't a Natalie Wild listed. There's a Yasmin Wilde, but I don't think she's in that picture and she is allegedly only in the first two episodes anyway.

>>24351
It is my conclusion that she does not exist, and is a product of your imagination like Tyler Durden. Just to confirm, I see three people in that picture you posted; if Natalie Wild is the fourth one then I recommend you seek medical attention.
>> No. 24355 Anonymous
17th February 2022
Thursday 1:34 am
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>>24354
Natalie Wild is the name of the character that actress played in some '90's children's show, The Wild House or something like that.
>> No. 24356 Anonymous
17th February 2022
Thursday 3:03 am
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>>24353

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0064749/
>> No. 24357 Anonymous
18th February 2022
Friday 12:19 am
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>>24355
I think I watched The Wild House. And it was made in 1997 and appears to be aimed at the 8-12 demographic, so I almost certainly knew about it, whether I watched it or not. What a fantastic memory you have.
>> No. 24359 Anonymous
18th February 2022
Friday 12:33 am
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>>24357
I don't remember shit I'm just slightly better at looking things up.
>> No. 24360 Anonymous
18th February 2022
Friday 12:44 am
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>>24357
It's almost as if the clues were there all along, >>23402, ladm8.
>> No. 24366 Anonymous
1st March 2022
Tuesday 7:13 pm
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>Sounds like you lads want to leave bollocks on your dogs as an excuse to watch them shagging other dogs.

I KNEW IT

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