Dear god. Absolutely fucking vile.

We are willing to do a bit of a show tonight if anyone is interested in seeing...

Please let us know as we can't be arsed doing this unless anyone is interested in seeing. We are willing to take requests and even stream a live show if you would like.

>>33295
I'll have a wank if you do a live show.

>>33295

I'll drink my own wee if you let me watch.

When will it end?

>>When will it end?

To Paxo or not to Paxo, that is the sage (and onion stuffing).

Yeah, I know it's sahgey but my post just wouldn't work otherwise.

My Mrs. is a little bit paranoid now. She is what would be considered an oldfag but due to some of the negative comments that have been posted she is feeling a little bit self conscious. Now then, I know that this is the internet and these comments are made just for the sake of it and to provoke a reaction but she needs a bit of reassurance.

She knows that she has a case of arse grapes and they don't really bother her but she is still a little self conscious about them. If she's gonna get slagged off for them then there will slim to no chance of her wanting to perform live on cam.

So can we clear a few things up and get some honest opinions on the table. She wants to know what you guys think of her body even though she has had three kids and also what you think of the look of her pussy. I'm not just saying it because she is my girl but I think she has the type of pussy that is desirable for use in shooting porn films with the nice trim lips.

There was also a mention of the nicotine stains on her fingers, but who gives a fuck? People smoke, it's no biggie is it? Also, with regards to me washing my cock we were both fresh out of the shower because we aren't fucking animals and there's no way I want to be licking a disgusting fishy fanny and I am sure she doesn't want to be licking the bell end cheddar off of my cock.

The most disturbing thing in the whole thread has been fixed; the time on the oven being wrong. It has now been fixed I am sure you will be happy to know. Now please if you would like a live show with no holds barred requests, please gibe honest opinions and criticisms on my mrs and her body. Criticism is welcome, but lets please keep it civilised.

>>33300

Why should we validate her?

Isn't that your job?

>>33302

No, it;s not about validation, this is something that I want to do lol but I need to persuade her. It's nowt to do with validation.

So if you guys want to see something interesting and make some bizarre requests that I can assure you will be carried out I suggest you help me out with this. We are very liberal sexually but she is what might be considered camera shy.

>>33303
>hey everyone look at our genitals and compliment them or else I'll try to emotionally blackmail you

Anyone else think this is weird as fuck?

>>33300

I know you think her moist slice of woman pie is the most magnificent thing ever to grace .gs, but until it starts telling a fascinating story about seducing a relative or something, then it's just another disgusting orifice on another disgusting human.

It's nothing personal ma'am, you're just hideous like the rest.

TAKE THIS NASTY MINGE AWAY. FUCK OFF DIRTY SEX PEOPLE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6E7QAwUfdk

>>33308
Agreed. Just minging.

>>33304

Sorry but where is the emotional blackmail? I am just trying to brighten up an otherwise normal mundane British weekend.

>>33305

What is weird?

>>33307

No, definitely not, there has been much better minge posted on .gs, it's just I don't think any .gs user has offered to give a live show involving said minge and take requests as with what to do with said minge. And with the type of people that frequent .gs, I am sure there will be some pretty outlandish requests. And as I said, we are very sexually liberal and we will fulfill your requests 100% which I think is a pretty good offer. I know that if I saw a thread offering such goodies as this I'd be getting involved quicker than you could say Jim'll Fix It.

In fact I am surprised that the only replies so far are people just droning on and moaning rather than saying "take X and put it in Y". Or just plain "do her up the shitbox".

And with regards to seducing a relative, well she is kind of a relative lol. It's up to you guys to make it interesting FFS. You can invent the most outlandish scenario you like and we will do our best to carry it out. Come on, use your fucking imaginations!

You all have an opportunity here to get some fucking possibly weird shit going and you are just bitching and moaning when we could all be having a good laugh, probably at our expense. Which, by the way, we don't mind.

No thanks, I don't want to be part of your sex festival.

>>33305

The more I see the first image the more I'm reminded of the Eye of Sauron.

Also why can I access all boards bar A, x and y? Though given the cheese inefficiently 'showered' out from earlier maybe this isn't a bad thing.

>>33311

It's not part of my sex festival, it's possibly something that could go down in the history of .gs as something very funny.

>>33310

>What is weird?
>And with regards to seducing a relative, well she is kind of a relative lol.

Hahaha

>>33312

Find me a picture of another woman's genitalia that has given birth to three babies that look as good as hers and I will be impressed. And I am not biased. My Mrs and I just had that same conversation. She seems to think that I am biased but I'm not.

Completely unrelated, but DO NOT buy an HP Pavilion Entertainment PC laptop as the keyboard is terrible to type on.

>>33309

Le fond de l´air est frais,
Laïho, Laïho!
Il n´y a plus d´saison,
Laïho, Laïho!
Moi, sous mes pantalons,
Je porte des cal´çons longs.
C´est ceux de mon tonton
Qu´a du poil au menton.
Le fond de l´air est frais,
Laïho, Laïho!
Il n´y a plus d´saison,
Laïho, Laïho!

Lorsque je vins sur terr´,
Le ciel était couvert.
Dans mon berceau ouvert,
Je chantais à mon père :
"Le fond de l´air est frais,
Laïho, Laïho!
Il n´y a plus d´saison,
Laïho, Laïho!"
J´ai eu pour mes étrenn´s
Un´ pair´ de bas de lain´.
C´est ceux de tant´ Germaine,
Une ancienne cheftaine.

Quand j´étais militair´,
J´avais un brigadier
Qui voulait me fair´ tair´ chaqu´ fois que je chantais :
"Le fond de l´air est frais,
Laïho! Laiho!
Il n´y a plus d´saison,
Laïho! Laiho!"
J´ai une gross´ casquett´
Qui m´tient chaud à la têt´.
Ça m´donne un´ bell´ silhouette
Et j´crains plus la tempête.

Quand j´invite un´ jeun´ fill´,
C´est just´ pour jouer aux quill´s.
Si ell´ se déshabille, alors je m´égosille :
"Le fond de l´air est frais,
Laïho! Laiho!
Il n´y a plus d´saison,
Laïho! Laiho!"

>>33310

>And with regards to seducing a relative, well she is kind of a relative lol

Erm, alright then.

Listen, maybe next time don't start your thread with an image from a GSCE Biology text.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE THAT I SET THE TIME ON THE FUCKING OVEN???

>>33318

Who's laughing now, Adolf?

>>33317

>Listen, maybe next time don't start your thread with an image from a GSCE Biology text.

That's the long and short of it. There's nothing particularly appealing about a clacker totally out of context, photographed like a forensic specimen.

I think what I'm saying is that your bird's gash is like a ready meal. It's perfectly OK, I'd probably eat it in real life, but a badly lit close-up photo of it turns my stomach. If you and your wife are looking for validation on .gs of all places then you probably need some sort of relationship counselling rather than a load of pervy comments.

>Find me a picture of another woman's genitalia that has given birth to three babies that look as good as hers and I will be impressed.

Well that's the thing. If we're looking at pictures on the fucking internet we don't want or have to compromise for your missus' cock nuked asshole. It looks like the hiroshima of genitals. Big macs are made with nicer looking beef than that. As for your dick, I've seen less purple tip tops. And what is this, your sister or something? Fuck off you inbred mongoloid. I didn't want to be harsh but I was eating my dinner you slimey purple bellend.

I'm torn because in theory I wish I could applaud this sort of thing. Free love and all that.

This could be the thread of the year.

Why you all arguments? At least OP isn't looking for young boy bottom sexies. Lady clopper look like fabled beast of Duruskin forest. Looks like accident I make to politicians falling under tank when argument made about gay rights.

>>33325
Are you a bot?

>>Are you a bot?

No. I am sexy Vladimir. I wrestled bear but it was lady as gay man bear was shot in Duruskin forest by gay protection teams.
I am not bottom are you bottom you make Olympic filthy I get Vitaly to make you fall over under tank.

Is this fucking thread still going?

Vile.

>>33328
I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Just when I think it can't get any weirder OP says something like "she is kind of a relative lol".

So, er, request time. Put something, in one of the holes? I guess.

Ignore the others OP, I think it's wonderful that you shared your sex life with us. Can you show us her feet and maybe spunk on them too?

My girlfriend, let me know if you want more

>>33331
Of course we do, silly sausage

>>33331
Yes! Cum in mouth.

>>33355 Have you ever seen tits more perfect?

>>33356

>>33355 Still got moar if theres any want

>>33359 Guess not

>>33359 no body wants more then? Cause I've still got some

>>33367
go on you cunt
and this>>33330

>>33368
That's odd. This thread doesn't bump, not on /*/ and not on /x/. Shenanigans I say. Shenanigans.

>>33368

>>33369>>33369>>33369>>33369

>>33429
Opinions on this girl?

>>33464
she's ok.

you still haven't filled my request.

>>33330
it was this^

>>39964
Okay.