How do people let stupid things like "virginity" consume them?

>>35002
Why do you want to do it? To brag to your mates? Virginity never means shit to men, as it does women. There is no way of knowing whether you fucked someone or not, lad. Have a word with yourself. Cunt.

I don't imagine it would do your confidence the world of good.

Honestly, pulling isn't that hard. Most men are just afraid of rejection and have unrealistically high expectations. If you accept that a) it's basically a numbers game b) you're probably only averagely attractive and c) women aren't inscrutable mysteries but just ordinary human beings, then chatting up women is remarkably straightforward. It's just a skill you need to practice, that's all. The internet has made things immeasurably easier for people who are a bit socially awkward. Give it an honest go, sign up for OKCupid, chat up a fat girl and piss in her arse. Don't sit there moping when the world is full of lonely women who are desperate for a bit of attention.

I'm a virgin too, OP, maybe we could figure something out? Or in, if you prefer.

Or else just do what >>35004 said.

It's really not a big deal. You're almost certainly craving companionship over sex, and you can't pay for that. Go out and make some friends.

>>35003
>There is no way of knowing whether you fucked someone or not, lad.

Well not in general but when you do fuck someone it's pretty obvious whether you have any experience or not.

>>35002
Do not do this lad.

Hookers are fine but only for a certain type of person and you definitely dont know if youre that type of person before sleeping with a few women.

Tinder/POF/OKcupid is the way forward.

Numbers game is pretty much spot on. Dont take anything too personally. You'll find some girls who are into you, just have no expectation of anything and be open to whatever comes along and you'll get your end away.

I lost my virginity when I was about your age and it wasn't to a lady of the night. Admittedly it was thanks to mutual friends playing matchmaker, but with all of today's modern doodads like Tinder you can have sex on a plate if you have enough patience. There's really no excuse to pay for it.

>>35006
I have plenty of ladm8s and ladettem8s.

I sometime lay awake regretting one night stands, never mind paying for a pro, so you may not have the stomach for it.

You have no idea how it'll affect your psyche. I was having a similar convo with someone else on IRC recently and we agreed it was entirely a temperament thing and if you have it, fine. No way to know unless you do though and it can be an expensive experiment, because if you don't go to a reputable escort who has experience with first timers then you're going to feel suicidal afterwards.

>>35013

>you're going to feel suicidal afterwards

Elaborate, please?

Not the lad you're replying to, by the way. I'm far from a sexual guru myself, but I've had a couple of steady partners of the years and bagged a few shags in between.

What's so tormenting about the whole deal?

>I'm 22
Go for it, OP.

>>35014

Have you ever been to a stripper and experienced the soulless and clinical way with which they deal with you? "Times up, no touching", etc. It's like that, but you're naked and vulnerable.

Hence, why I suggested if he was going to contemplate doing this in any way, shape or form he should get an expensive escort.

>>35005
I'm not gay.

>>35018

Well you took your sweet time deciding so I'm not convinced.

>>35021
Don't think you need to be.

>>35022

And how do you know I'm not the Lord High Commissioner for Gender and Sexuality? Because I just made that title up? Oh, well aren't you a clever little bastard.

>>35018

It's not gay if one of you dresses up as a girl.

>>35024

Even if it's the top?

>>35025

As long as the balls don't touch, you're fine.

>>35026

It's only gay if you say "I am a bumder and there is no sex but bumming" three times while facing towards Brighton. If you don't say the special gay incantation, then it's just two lads having a whale of a time.

>>35026

*guy's

My boner is gone.

>>35028

The Lonely Gay Guy Is Guide?

The possessive apostrophe isn't appropriate in that context because it's plural.

>>35029
No lad. Another way of phrasing it would The Guide Belonging to The Lonely Gay Guy.

Even if it was plural, the apostrophe would go as in guys'.

>>35030

"The Lonely Gay Guys" have a guide. They are a group. It is perfectly fine in the context of this leaflet. You're simply interpreting it the wrong way. This conversation is ridiculous and I think I might take a cue and go to bed now.

>>35031

Mens Toilet or Mens' Toilet or Men's Toilet? This has always confused me.

>>35032

Mens' Toilet u fukn bellend

>>35032

It's like "effect" and "affect", nobody knows.

>>35033

Apparently not knob'ead http://crofsblogs.typepad.com/english/2007/07/mens-or-mens.html

The britfags corollary to Godwin's Law: Any thread on britfags will inevitably turn into an argument about grammar.

I'm actually in Brighton.

I attempted to lose my virginity to a prostitute when I was your age. I say attempted because I couldn't maintain an erection whilst trying to lose my virginity to a total stranger.

Now, years later, I am still a virgin only with the added benefit of greater performance anxiety with any girl that shows interest.

I lost my virginity to at a massage parlour in Brighton...Swallows on Coombe Road. No idea if it's still there.

Was a bit of a weird experience, bit nervy, but got the job done.

Like some other lad said, I think it would be better with an escort who you can check out on her website or review sites etc, not just some lucky dip at a massage parlour.

I used a prostitute last weekend. To be honest it was great.

I lost my virginity to a woman on adult friendfinder. It was shit.

I paid £200 for a hotel and a couple of hours, so yeah she wasn't a street walker. Just talk to her about it first mate, adultwork is your friend.

>Have you ever been to a stripper
Only once, went into a strip club drunk with a mate late one night when away on holiday. The women were beautiful but it didn't do anything for me. Something about paying someone to get naked made the situation entirely too weird for me to get into it.

Never slept with a hooker, and after that experience, I know I never will.

All .gs ladmVII's go to Penny Trayshun to bust their shitoris.

Apparently.

>>35041 I believe it's still there, walked past it a couple of times, never been in though so I'm not sure of the quality, the layout or the mechanics of the whole system but from the weathered sign, for what it is, it seems about average/slightly below average. Might have been better a few years ago. for nostalgia you could still visit but idk if it'd just kill your memories.

>>35041 A very apt name btw