We just call them "girls" around here.

>>40342
I just call them wench. They don't call me anything

>>40341
Looks a bit Essex-y.

>>40341
Those three frames from right to left are a pretty accurate image of what happens when I ask women out.

>>40341

London girls

Girls in jodhpurs? Girls in jodhpurs. Horse crazy, head crazy, and guaranteed to leave you a broken man. Nothing better.

>>40341
Phwoar!

Yes, it's J. K. Rowling.

>>40590

Thought this was Are Narkiss for a second there.

>>40591
Are you sure it's not? Also, that is a shockingly bad example of cable-tv-internet installation. She wants to sort that out.

>>40593

I can't be sure. I wonder if she's still in the game.

I didn't even notice the cable. I'll admit I've done worse in my own home, mind. (drilled right through the windowframe PVC)

>>40590

You can tell by the hang of her knickers that she's got a vertical slit of about 4.5 inches. If I'm any judge her clit is like a soft pink Malteser hidden behind 3mm thick folds of leathery muff.

Regards, psychic fanny expert

>>40595
I have also studied this extensively (this evening) - her hands are too small to have a monster vag. I hate to disagree with a certified minge master, but respectfully, I hope think you're wrong. I think it is one of those small tidy beavers.

The OP with the resting-bitch-face - that's a big one and it would take fucking hours to get those boots/trousers off. Avoid.

>>40597

>certified minge master

Fucking hell.

For reference, though, when you lads are talking about giant fannies, are we talking about overall mass, or size, or girth, or meatiness? I'm not sure what I want out of a fanny other than it being in roughly the right area.

>>40598
>other than it being in roughly the right area

Can't type a reply for laughing.

>>40599
Oh piss off back to reddit.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>40600

Downvoted.

>>40597
You're right, I always forget to take into account the clothes a chick is wearing until we are taking them off and it's suddenly an awkward chore. Yeah skin-tight stuff is sexy, until you're in the bedroom and it utterly kills the mood.

>>40602
There is no sexy way of doing it. Always ends up being "OH ALRIGHT LET ME STAND UP" and do it themselves.

>>40603

Ripping them off.

>>40604

You've got about a 40% chance of them loving that, and a 60% chance of them shouting at you for knackering the pants they JUST bought from H&M, not even in the sale or anything, you bastard.

>>40604
You can't 'rip off' skin-tight jeans. They have to be slowly rolled over the leg, not unlike the johnny you're about to put on.

>>40606
Exactly this. Add in the fact she will have squeeeezed herself into them in the first place, and the minute you start to try wrestling with the buttons/belt/etc and it all flops out - NO.

Been there. Bad all round.

>>40606>>40607

Why don't you chaps just pull a bird who actually fits into her clothes?

I do know what you mean about the skinny jeans thing, but something like OP's jodhpurs seem like they'd be fine in my experience.

I did enjoy the brief 'jeggings' period of time. That made it easier for all involved.

>>40608
>a bird who actually fits into her clothes

Come on now!!

>>40609

This is barely related but I somehow found myself dragged out funeral dress shopping with the missus this morning so I've already had to hear how every dress in the entire fucking county is apparently too clingy for a 'pudgy' woman like herself, even though she weighs about 6 and a half stone and has a flatter stomach than most people that get ran over by lorries.

She knew I was up all night so ambushed me in the morning. I'd never have agreed to go after a coffee and she knew it. Sneaky bitch, even if I'm not supposed to say that right now since her grandad just died.

>>40610
My condolences. It's a shit bit of life when the older ones in your family start going.

As this is /x/ though, on the bright side, there is something a bit sexy about a funeral. Everyone is dressed up, emotional, vulnerable, there is something about the whole ritual that lends itself well to wild sex afterwards. WE ARE ALIVE etc.

>>40611

>My condolences. It's a shit bit of life when the older ones in your family start going.

Yep, as I was discussing with her today I've never really been to a funeral. I went to my great aunt's when I was only barely old enough to remember, and that was it. I've had a couple of friends top themselves when I was a teenlad, and didn't have the stomach to go to those either, which I realise now was daft. When my grandparents go, and it can't be long now, I'm sure I'll be a proper mess for a bit.

>Everyone is dressed up, emotional, vulnerable, there is something about the whole ritual that lends itself well to wild sex afterwards. WE ARE ALIVE etc.

Makes sense, the missus is a closet goth anyway so I'm sure she'll be into it. Every cloud, innit.

>>40612
A few years ago I lost a grandparent and a parent in the space of 6 weeks. I clearly missed the board meeting where I was appointed, but as the "head of the family", while dealing with the grief I also had to find 10 grand (cheap funerals are about £4k) and clean out two houses, one in a foreign country.

Fucking sucked. Did a lot of growing up then.

>>40613

That's pretty similar to what she's going through too. Her mum's an alcoholic, her step-dad's got terminal cancer, so it's up to her to do all the funeral stuff. We had to buy a bible too so she could pick out hymns and all that. It's definitely a nice kick up the arse as we approach our 30th birthdays. I don't think it's a coincidence that we've both been talking a lot about careers and future and such lately.

When this stuff happens in my family it's almost certainly going to be down to me, too. At least I'm getting a bit of practice in now. Awful stuff, though.

This is the least /x/ discussion ever at this point, ah well.

>>40596
>>40597

This is my estimate based on the size, height, hang (caused by slack or fill of said cloth) and general shape of the pudenda. I would estimate a good three inches visible at the front, with another inch and a half curving under towards the perineum. I would also assume a good inch of distance between the perineum and the anus.

I am keen to see you lads gibbering nonsense scientific models.

>>40615

From my research this lass is the missus (or friend?) of a music bloke called Bengalfuel.

I suggest we ask him nicely what size her fanny is. This is him and his channel.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Coacidence/

>>40615
What the hell is going on now? You're drawing lines on pictures of women to guess where their fannies are? How old are you?

>>40617

This is important scientific research, teenlad. Now go look for your dick, £50 says it's on your head, behind your sense of humour.

>>40617
Agreed.

This is what British Girls are actually like. This image has everything and I am finding it utterly hilarious. One has bird shit all down her arm, one is throwing shade at the fat arse, two are desperately trying to ignore her.

>>40624

They really shouldn't let women travel in groups like that. It all goes to shit when they pool their resources.

Have you ever been accosted by a hen party? They're all monsters.

>>40625
>a hen party

My gym, which is fucking posh, and I only go there for a daily steam/sauna, hardly ever go near the gym machines right - its been reviewed as one of the best day spas in the UK, so they all troop in on a Saturday/Sunday in a gaggle, making far too much noise, inappropriate swimwear, taking selfies, leaving the door open in the steam room and then FUCKING TALKING LIKE STFU.

Don't get me started. MONSTERS.

Like this, but in the Deep South and posher.

>>40627

I feel your pain. I can imagine it now. "EEEE SANDRA THEY'VE GOT A JACUZZI!"

I don't really 'get' going to a fancy gym or indeed a sauna. Maybe I am not old enough yet to enjoy that sort of thing, I still go to the gym to lift weights and that. My gym is in a unit under a railway bridge ffs.

>>40628
>a unit under a railway bridge

Soft southern ponce reporting in. At least 30 minutes in the steam room every day. Cucumber over eyes optional. Don't speak, this is me time.

I am fucking ugly but at least have nice (clean) skin.

>>40629

>At least 30 minutes in the steam room every day. Cucumber over eyes optional. Don't speak, this is me time.

I can see the value of that, to be fair. I used to drive out to the middle of nowhere for similar purposes. Took longer than half an hour.

I've recently started meditating, or more accurately learning to meditate. It's bloody lovely. Even if it's just a way to be quiet for 20 minutes.