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Some girls just don't seem to age even if they're very council. My ex was like that, she used to smoke dodgy tabs (they even printed them as "richman" cigarettes) and drink like a fish, still does, yet she looks about 20, still gets ID'd, and once at about 28 a bus driver thought she was 16 and wanted to sell her a childs daysaver. I thought that was a bit ridiculous, not sure how many children have double F cup tits.
Which brings me on to the one thing you can't escape - despite her youthful appearance, once she took her top off her boobs making their way down south would have tipped you off that she's 30.
Sage because she was a nightmare but would have been an excellent quarantine companion.