>as any parcel left out WILL be stolen

Sounds like you have a bigger problem honestly, or you just need to fess up that you live with your mum. Just arrange to be in on the delivery day? From what I remember of fleshlight they use the standard courier service you'd expect for reasonably expensive items.

Or just buy it on Amazon and have it sent to one of the locker locations or those drop-off stores. Easy.

>>43315
Didn't think they'd sell them on Amazon.

They put security cameras in and one of those inPost lockers outside, but nobody offers inPost as a service so it's fucking useless and even with the cameras parcels still get stolen. One was gone within 30 minutes of delivery -- Amazon emailed me and there was a photo, by the time I got out of my work meeting to go get it it was gone.

>>43315
Forgot to add: They're a waste of money and I say that as someone with two of them. It feels different but it's worse than using the old hand crank and it's frankly a lot of hassle for a wank to be using lubes and washing up.

If you must then get one of those automatic ones with vibration and self-heating that is still ergonomic enough that you can also bounce it up and down your shaft.

>>43315

Amazon lockers are ace.

Also if you want to achieve masturbatory nirvana, you want a prostate massager.

>>43317
>a lot of hassle washing up
Please don't tell me you clean it in your kitchen sink

>>43319
He's not going to wash it in the bathroom sink, is he? That's where he pisses.

Instead of a dedicated sex toy buy a deep tissue massage gun that comes with the attachment on the far right of pic related. Hold it on the old fella just behind the bell end and I promise you you'll have the most mind blowing orgasms of your life. I didn't even know it was possible to cum just from vibration alone but it's fucking immense. You'll never look back.

They're also incredibly handy to have for if you wake up with a dodgy neck after sleeping funny.

Will you stop encouraging me to buy sex toys, I don't want my dick in a salp or horse replica up my arse.
You're conspiring against me you cunts.

>>43878

You sound like you are dealing with some repression issues m8lad. There's nothing to be ashamed of about giving yourself an orgasm. It feels good and relieves stress. Nobody's getting hurt.

Everyone should be encouraged to masturbate more.

>>43877

I can highly recommend the round spongy one on your perineum. If you get the angle right it'll rattle your prostate while the vibrations go up your shaft.